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  • I bought ur product that was displayed in this video and it didnt fucking work! i want my money back or i will be forced to sue!

  • I love your baby! Very classic!

  • sooo funny

  • Lmao, she said it with the right tone too. So cute.

  • I LOVE THIS! XD

  • Dad: That's 15,129.

    Kid: Is that how many times you've had to change my diaper this past year?

    Dad: Yeah.....

    Kid: Is that the same amount of diapers that I will go through before I'm potty trained?

    Dad: Yeah....

    Kid: Oh shit!

  • lol i can tell your baby is going to be amazing. XD

  • lol

  • I want a baby like that aww how cute *-* xDD

  • What a very loving family!

  • o shit! kmaol

  • O shit

  • *rubs forehead twice*

  • What really gets me is the hysterical laugh the dad legs out

  • Dividing by zero...

  • press 8!!!!

  • and press 9,too.His father's laughter sounds a chicken!!

    so funny~

    

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  • teacher: OK class today is the first day of your first kinder gaurden any one wanto come up and say anything of that they like and stuff.

    kid: ME ME

    teacher: ok come up and share what you wanto share to us

    kid: my favorite color is green. my favorite fruit is an apple. my first word was oh shit. thats all

    kids: :O HE SWOR

    teacher: OoE

  • Very cute :0)

  • 20years later

    grown up baby : mum what's my first word?

    mum : oh shit...

    grown up baby : what? you forgot?

    mum : no. it's oh shit

    grown up baby : ...

  • I can't stop watching this; she's a adorable!!

  • bnmfd,bvhjfgj OHH shit XD

  • Oh my gosh!!!! hahhahahaha

  • shocked the hell outta me she said it clear as day too and she is too beautifulllllll

  • hahah what a cutieee :D

  • Those were really first words?! LOL, what a story that would tell.

  • that baby sounds like its heard that around the house..but still cute.

  • Lmmfao

  • OMG!!! HAHAHA!!

  • hahahaha that baby's just like me when I was that age. xD

  • Lol wow!

  • Thats adorable

  • Funny vid.

  • hahahhah sooo cuteee <3

  • the greatest "oh shit" ever

  • OMG i LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE this.. I cant stop looking at it xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG XD

  • hahahahhahaa omg !!!! so funny

    

  • So funny

  • I gonna make my child says "oh fuck" for his/her first words!!

    Just kidding, dude.

  • LOL LOL LOL!

  • haha I wish those were my first words. What boss.

  • I love how she looks up after she says it like "I knew that'd get you guys!".

  • omg lol

  • i like the way the baby looks up at 0:48 lmfaoo

  • EVERYONE SEND THIS TO TOBUSCUS!!!!

  • did she say pu**y at 0:40

  • Funny unexpected

  • this waz soooooooooooooooo cute! i cant wait to have a baby! hehe :D <3

  • lmfao.

  • This should go in Americas funniest home videos, if they still had that show.....

  • The dad was like yeah, and baby: Oh Shit! Lol! XD

  • oh real funny.....

  • 10 years later... -What was your first word? - It was mommy. -and you?

    -ehm... It was oh shit. LOL! But cute <3 :)

  • LMAO

  • ya cute

  • That evil little monkey knew what she said xD she laughed lmfao

  • 0:00h Shit!

  • mint

  • she is ADORABLE LOL

  • before that i sounded like she said i'm a bitch!

  • 0:47 looks like she knew what she's saying. look she's laughing HAHAAH

  • Oops thats 15129 :D

  • Dad:yeah that's 15987

    Baby:is that my college cost?

    Dad:yeah

    Baby:do I have to pay for all that?

    Dad:yeah

    Baby:OH SHIT!!!!!

  • @troublecat101 HAHAHAHAHAHA that was good xD

    

  • Lmao!!!! Hilarius!!!!!

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­ thats why you dont curse around your baby MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • nice one 3rdeye2020

  • Hhahah :D

  • keep pressing 8 for "oh sh*t" xD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaahah

  • you can't make out any of the words shes saying but, "oh shit"

  • This is why you don't drive with your baby during rush hour.

  • that guy reminds me of Adam sandler

  • @Zabeeality thats what i was thinking!

  • Viva la 420!!!!

    I hope my kid's first word is something funny like that xD

  • 'Nooo that's 15,129'

    'Do I have to count that high?'

    'Yeaah'

    'Are you serious o_O'

    'Yeah'

    'Oh sh*t!!'

    FUUUNNY

  • when i watch this video i click on 0.44 seconds to hear ''''OH SHIT"" like 30 time <3 i love his voice

  • i watch this video everytime when i feel bored then i tap "oh shit baby" on youtube <3 <3 <3

  • ahahahahahaahhaa... did the baby said .... oh shit!!!???? hahahah.. soo funny..

  • i raped the 8 button

  • Look at the baby's reaction after she said ,,oh shit'' :DD

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa my second word was that too 

  • lol that was my reaction when i got my geometry final back

  • first reaction about Math...

  • i think it was "OH SHIT !! you just divided by zero you bastard.

  • Oh sh*t! That's soooo funny hahahhaa

  • Thumbs up if this is the CORRECT translation of the baby:

    dad: no that 15,129

    baby: (thinks a bit) 15,129?

    dad: yeah

    baby: WAIT I SAID IT RIGHT???

    dad:yeah

    baby: OH SH**!!!

  • MY BROTHER DOSNT SAY BAD WORDS HE DOING BAD FINGER

  • baby:am i goin to be a singer?

    dad:yeah

    baby:YAY!! but am i gion to see justin bieber and sing with him?

    dad:yeah

    baby:OH SHIT!!!!!!

  • baby:ill go in a groom(aspifdiya)

    dad:yeah!

    baby:ill get married???(afpionlsdp)

    dad:yeah

    baby:oh SHIT!!!

  • my brother is cuter youll see he a wrestler hes very strong hes a killer but soooooooooooooooooooo cute Xo

  • my first word is thief LOL

  • "no thats 10055673,29"

    "aspjlafgr"

    "yeah"

    "ajpilusikna"

    "yeah"

    "oh shit" very cute voice and she said a curse

    see the (Say Fire Truck (Rated R) The ORIGINAL!) FUNNY

  • XD that was a first word

  • Were there really that much sperm in ur balls daddy? Yea...no really, tell me the truth, yea, OH SHIT!!!

  • OH SHIT :D

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  • damn stop write the words and ppl stop thumbs them up. we're not deaf mu fuckas. fuckin spoiler givers. fuckyall

  • I hate how the top comments are all spoilers.

  • \:D

  • the baby said a dirty first word

  • lolol 100% OH SHIT!

  • Epic hilarious 0:47 

  • finniest thing that i've seen in a while

  • Lil Thug hahahahhahahaa

  • ROFL

  • my first word was momma...; when she got the video camera and told me to say momma.... i said DADDY

  • @RebelDipper1995 strange my first word was flower.. what an einstine baby i was aye.-

  • @RebelDipper1995 epic!..

  • lolololololol!

  • awwwww

  • ohh shit..hahaha classic..dont ya just love there first words (=

  • o_o God knows what this baby is saying 3 years later LOL

  • Dad: no thats 15, 129

    Kid: do i have to count to that?

    Dad: yeah

    Baby: Right now?

    Dad: yeah

    Baby: OH SH*T

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  • my first word was "doggie"...... i feel uncool

  • @xxgreendayxo My first word was "ABBA"...as in the music group.

  • This guy looks exactly like my uncle, ROFL!! THEY GOT THE SAME HAIR AND SAME LAUGH LOLLXD!

  • @007bassam070 Surprise! You have a new cousin.

  • @KelseaTee Rofl!!

  • wow! wait till she gets older and sees this

  • 0:44 for the first word :)

  • That was adorable

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  • Coolest baby ever!

  • best daddy ever!

  • i love how she looks on the back of the calculator and then say " oh shit"

  • 0:39 I do really good singing

  • nice first words

  • Baby:(looking at the back of the calculator) made in china?

    oh shit!!

  • baby: Made in China??oh shit!!

  • haha i wasn't expecting that,al i heard was jkdsfewfioejfkshit

  • 0:46 Amazing baby

  • omg too funny

  • Ahahahahaha :))))

  • "apsdfapsdifj."

    "Yeah!"

    "asfjiaisdhfa"

    "..Yeah.."

    "Oh shit."

    Lol, Just died from the cuteness/hilariousness/greatne­ssofthevideo.

  • @Toryathome im not dumb its just my opinion and if you dont have anything to say thats nice then dont say anything at all

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best first word ever!

  • "Oohh shit! I have to learn math one day??" haha too cute!!

  • puase the vid then play it.:yeah oh shit

  • i wish that was my first word and then i vould of said it all my life

  • smart baby :D

    

  • In the favorite... Oh shit!

  • cant stop laughing

    

  • LOL gotta favorite this vid! XD

    

  • so so so cute i could just eat her lol oh shit!!!

  • @lilgal174389 hhahhahahahahahahahahaahhahaha­hahahhahahahaah you could eat her haahahhaahhaahahahahhahaah XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XDX XD DX XD HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH WTF

  • that is sosososososososo funnnnnnyyyy

  • CHECK OUT MY VIDEO. ITS MY DAUGHTER (6WEEKS OLD) SAYING "HI" SHE IS NOW 4 MONTHS :)

  • lol

  • she must have thought the numbers would go away

  • why is so much funnier when a baby says it

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • so funny

  • "oh shit!" ahahah i love that girl. she's adorable(:

  • lolz ilove diz dat was so clear

  • Wow ... it sounds so perfect ! She might grow up to become a linguist specilizing in the evolution of forbiddened words !

  • Dad: 1,2,3.

    baby : 5,6

    Dad : 1,2,3. No thats 15,129.

    Baby : I do really good singing.

    Dad : Yeah !

    Baby : Can I make a featuring with Justin Bieber ?

    Dad : Yeah ?!

    Baby : Oh Shit !!!

    Thumbs up :D hahahaha.

  • @Ha6i6im94 No. that was the worst attempt at thumbs up i have ever seen.

  • You guys are so lucky to have caught that on tape. She is completely ADORABLE and that was priceless LMAO!!

  • haha i love that the baby gets so happy!

  • hëh_Í_fEël_sö_lønËlý_tõdàY

  • YES!!

  • Baby: "That number is divisible by pi and is prime....OH SH**...(laugh)"

  • oh shit smh to funny

  • let me translate

    baby:is it true that mom have sex with your best friend (ewaeasddwadawydawdidsd)

    DAD: yeah

    baby ooww shit!!

  • My dad was moddy lol srry

  • Awww that was cute when I a baby mine moddy or dammy my mom was dammy and my was moddy I was a messed up kid ^^ and that cute

  • LOL!! OMG!!!!! HAHAHAHA! I Love the "oh shit!" xD

  • Omg LOL It hurt it hurts my sides Why do I keep hitting replay XD

  • WHEN EVER I GET SAD ILL WATCH THAT

  • good work this will be something that you can show her when she grows up... :)

  • oh shit over 9000

  • 0:46 shit !!!!!hahahahahahaha :):):):):)

  • i watch this whenever i feel depressed. So cute!

  • @RibenaLion me too!!! haha i watched like a thousand times and is still funny

  • oh shit!!! i never thought a baby would say that sooooo cute xx

  • wat is these kids learnin now and days