Goonswarm Federation 2011

[majorhans6]

IRC FTW :)

[tattat44]

I love how internet spaceships make some people go on long, melodramatic monologues.

It would work better if you didn't sound like a porky 20 something. When I heard that voice though, I was like NOPE.JPEG

There's metagaming, and then there's just making yourself look like a fag.

[kartikm24]

very nice :)

[GuiltyFaT]

I thought Goons were dead ?

[SOMERBlinkMercs]

@GuiltyFaT Goons are very much alive. But another alliance, I believe it's P.L, is burning them out.

[GuiltyFaT]

@SOMERBlinkMercs soo there dying again?



[SOMERBlinkMercs]

@GuiltyFaT Oh most definetly. Everyone is starting to hate them.

[maximkichine]

Can someone tell me the name of the song?

[harower]

Whoever created this speech tried way too hard going for a lame 4chan "we are anonymous" style. What makes it even more awkward to witness, is they obviously buy the shit they sell.

You shouldn't pose this hard dribbling poorly chosen words unintelligently pulled from an online thesaurus, trying to sound like a like V for vendetta segment.

Next time just make this your recruitment video

/watch?v=OM9jhGiIAFM

[brodyborya]

@harower its homeworld idiot

[freeno75]

@harower Gtfo. You don't belong on this side of YouTube.

[VideoSpringable]

No social life here.

[jiminfested]

It's 2012, you best be working on a new one

[synclinalllun]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

The artstyle was obviously influenced by Homeworld cutscenens so I guess +1 for that. Everything else was queer as fuck.

[MsStrelok21]

Homeworld anyone?

[Akolyte1221]

This is awesome...I miss my days in EVE. Damn work...

[dbhlnn]

sunshine ost. nice pick.

[MrMyers758]

Right, you had all the opportunities to make a good recruitment vid, and you had the tech, but you squandered it on a pseudo-philosophical whimper trying to pose yourselves as victims.

[Grabpowa]

But who is The Fatman?

[dbhlnn]

@Grabpowa Kartton

[Grabpowa]

@dbhlnn Kartton the infamous

[doglick131]

Very Nice Vid.!!!! Well Made.!!!

NOW STOP TRYING TO GOONGANK ME.!!!

YOUR THE ONLY F...ING ALLIANCE I KNOW THAT CHARGES ISKS TO ENTER.!!!

But, I have to say, I have ALWAYS loved the name..

07-GOONSWARM.

[nzrockmonkey]

Wow very good video,really well thought through and executed

[kingretard100]

glory to the goons

[LoveLessaeris]

of all the GoonSwarm things this is the ONLY one that has no MASS EGO war i have been in wars with Goons most of them suck 1v1 but some are very well skiled and know what they are doing but over all i think goons are just a time line everything has a pass what gose up must ALWAYS go down

yes goons did rise fast but again only takes a few to remove and kill what has been built

everything is based on time

watch for it

it comes in the darkness something that does not sleep at night

the unseen..

[brodyborya]

@LoveLessaeris it's almost february, better hurry up and take deklein

[mammothfire]

What software did you use to make this? Thanks

[RangerAgr]

You ever coming back?

[fakeaintreal]

Goonswarm! COME GET IT ! MY ALLIANCE OWNS TO ALL THE TIME!... THE ORPHANAGE!! BRING IT GO HIGH SEC !! arrgghhhhhh!!!

[doombreed52]

sigh i need to get out of highsec.. idk which alliance to join though :S i was in the NC

[brutal6agani]

What programmes did u use to do this?

[AcesHighProd]

man imagine the time this ppl spend in eve !!! if you just spend it in a real busness like trading market you can be rich

[christianethic]

@AcesHighProd Many already do.

[Mastakazam]

@AcesHighProd They could really could do that... OR, they could spend it in the game and be EVE-rich :O

[Dualwieldingroxas]

@AcesHighProd if you spend the average time humans mate per year on business like trading market you can be the richest person in the world. Like hell that's limited to EVE only ;)

[Flexxo4100]

ones a good always a goon

[RedCrescentDemon]

snowflakes kinda go with it.

[MrGraykin]

HAIL THE SWARM!

[BrimstoneMerc]

Goonswarm is the only other organization besides the Marines that idolizes their history and recounts stories so truthfully even when it hurts and plasters their logo on everything they own or encounter.

[lazarus8472]

Nice to see the swarm still strong and kicking.

[Poponfu1]

I wish I could join.. looks like such a boss eve empire

[Evilmike42]

Love them, hate them, but the Goonies make the best Eve videos......

[Grabpowa]

where do i join up?

[Theonen3rd]

@Grabpowa You need a Somethingawful account.

[sakaraist]

great video, not a fan of goons but this was put together amazingly

[WoolyFetish]

I must say that this one one of the best, if not the best, videos ive seen on youtube. Greate job, hope to see more!

[ketfoen]

aaaaah communism is coming yanks!!!

[Rebalike]

Where did you found / made the posters shown in the start? Especially the very first one

[christianethic]

@Rebalike I uh, made them.

[Kiljaedenas]

A lot of metaphorical bullsh*t, but I will say that the animation is well done. Definitely reminiscent of the animations in between missions of the Homeworld series.

[MrUndeadenemy]

What a load of shit.

[emperorpenguin5]

Hey, it's the Hit Girl music from Kick-Ass

[brindell]

awesome video !! so how do you app for these guys ?

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Still, good video. Too bad Goons (with a few exceptions) can't RP for shit, this video is deceptive :)

[emikochan13]

@CHURCHISAWESUM tbh everyone in eve is rping, everything you do ingame is rp.

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

It's honestly disappointing. You'd think that such a 'powerful' empire wouldn't have to resort to trolling. Pathetic.

[Traumglanz]

@CHURCHISAWESUM

This empire only EXISTS because of trolling. its the essence of the swarm. How else they should feast on your tears?

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

@Traumglanz By actually doing something useful instead of wasting their times showing off their iCocks?

[Traumglanz]

@CHURCHISAWESUM

And this will make you cry? Dude, you are a sick sick person.

[BTCforlife]

@CHURCHISAWESUM

>something useful

>internet space ships

[Wodahsoguh]

Get ready for Freeport Delve, bitches.

[Zeta368peep]

@TerminatorV25

I love Homeworld

[SuperROLFLMAO]

They are the reason I started Eve 3 weeks ago. Came across their videos on youtube and I was hooked. Hope i can fly with them one day.

[Blackmercy2]

@SuperROLFLMAO i dont think u ll find them (at least not all of them ingame...)

[atristar3]

SESFAN IS NUMBER #1 SESFAN IS #1

[TheREALDanontheMoon]

I miss the days of Goons on Air Rivals. :(

[MrDerSozialist]

we shall DEFEAT YOU !!!! BOB WAS VANQUISH SO WILL YOU !!! GREAT VIDEO BY THE WAY :)

[GoresVire]

Original Song:

/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw

Remixed Song as used in this vid:

/watch?v=hYMseN4XzxI

[Kelrae1]

Oh... pseudo intelligent eve players making video's. Repeating themselves over and over.... maybe they should goto CCP and actually do something productive for the playerbase instead of getting wine'd and Dine'd while wearing "I love CCP" Tshirts. I guess you "used to be relevant" is what you are saying in this video.

[XADIENX]

Name of song ?

[kso512]

Forgetting to pay your sov bill is NOT fighting and losing a battle...

[Axemanlv]

Cool video, still dont like Goons

[hentaichibi]

tl;dw where is the ponies?

[AKmacintosh]

Eve could use more music like this...

[gigasloth]

I really wanted this video to end with him saying "Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, 'Looking God in the Eye' "

[jabb50]

Fuck gooners! ps. this movie is lame

[eveonlinechannel]

it does remind me of soviet union russia

[dylarmage]

@eveonlinechannel

That's the joke.

[LegaRoSS]

@eveonlinechannel lol, guess coz its Sergei Prokofiev – Dance of the Knights (Сергей Прокофьев - Танец рыцарей) =D

[primatepaul]

mittani is a pompous prat. ill be happy when the goons go play another mmo

[jmoseph767]

@primatepaul as if

[derrio]

@primatepaul If only you knew.

[TebulotVIII]

BAKU BAKU - DBRB, Feudal Japan.

[ZoruaZorroark]

crap, we still got goons

[971QKE]

/yawn BORING....

[Special4ce293]

@971QKE make a better one

[nightmirror2]

pure win

[Debilitator47]

fofo...ahfuckit.

[HighLordVin]

LOL, goons, the internet's version of hell

[masterjan0384]

ROFL

Goonswarm is the Biggest bullshit in EVE,only Mass but no Class!!! Only Pussyfighters

[50red510]

@masterjan0384 agreed they just keeped pussy footing with a nyx which only picked of the unprepared and would not fight when we wanted to agreed pussy fighters

[dylarmage]

@50red510

bawwww GSF wouldn't let me shoot their Nyx bawwwwww

[carvell86]

@masterjan0384 what did we take your space recently?

[damnicantfindaname]

snore....

[n0morehate]

goons fofofofofofail....

[LupusHonorius]

Kharma, as they say, is a bitch.

[haydenjc3]

Welpfleets are best fleets! We accidentally the whole Nyx!

[Koroush51]

ahem, GAY.

[mrfizzycola]

thumbs up for Prokofiev!

[fcentauri8]

well made

[SCjake333]

Bloody genious and true. b from me.

[christoff124]

i mean really... his speech was lengthy whimsical and inflated with words i'm sure he scoured a thesaurus for. i can give you the summary of my 5 minutes and 8 seconds of wasted time... "posing - posing' so hard"

[christoff124]

wow this guys voice is gay. even with alteration.

[GAWproductions]

This is really well done. Actually makes me like Goonswarm for once.

[carvell86]

bark bark bark



[Tinyismyson]

Эпично, молодцы парни..

[xDrunkDevilx]

Homeworld style = win :D

[zarcnest]

blah blah pendulums blah blah

[971QKE]

This is all bullshit, but well done bullshit.

[djhowa]

>most powerfull alliance

>top 4000+ on Battleclinic

even hisec alliances is better

[Gruzzz79]

Атмосферный мульт вышел

[Suriel08]

"Lies... lies told well... can be the most powerful and visceral force in the universe... I should know... send my regards." - Ain't the Mittani a law student? This is soo fitting! ;)

[thescream7777]

@Suriel08 A lawyer so successful, he retired in his early 30's.

[Suriel08]

@thescream7777 Amazing... ;)

[MacrossMx26]

I think I might Start again.

[po0po0nanA]

Sunshine music!!!!!!!!! litterally the only movie worth watching ever created(compared to every movie ever created)

[pluckie02]

RoyofCA Never forget goons he was the best of you.

[js331975]

Interesting



[NicklasRahbek]

Test + Goons forever!

[TheSendrell]

We are still among you.

[Vyst]

THERE ARE NO GOONS

[sonicssidekick]

@Vyst thats what you think.

[MultiAnonamouse]

Скажите, что Лечебная Zeeps имеет учить русский язык.

Россияне ждут.

Я построил деления.

Для роя.

[MultiAnonamouse]

Скажите, что Лечебная Zeeps имеет учить русский язык.

[AztecD]

excellent video stal

[Mandrak789]

great work

[LurkMoar101]

I don't care what anyone else says,Stahl still makes the best best propogBARK BARK BARK

[UncleFester84]

Love our they made it look like a homeworld2 cutscene :D

[kharnifex]

the real goonswarm plays on teh china server

[Torniky]

Great work.

[iTestCtrl]

If only RA made epic propaganda videos ^_^.

[RUTGERMORTENSEN]

BORING BULLSHIT

[thedonnz]

reminds me of the orignins halo legends ep haha

[NSDaishi]

Is it just me or do people just talk a bunch of words just to sound mystic and profound?

They play too much on semantics. They made alot of money, people got jeoulous, there was some fighting, repeat.

[ferrit54]

you cant help but love the swarm <3

[wavsunlimited]

BORING

[oblivionstyzx]

Well done. Great vid. I have never enjoyed interactions with pilots who claim association to your organization. But there is no denying you have put your mark on the game for whatever it is worth. I don't think I would ever want to join but I am grateful for any organization putting pilots in ships who are willing to fight. Some may criticize on points of style but I believe most of them will remain docked and choose passivity rather then action when they have the chance to do something about it

[PakusLebedeW]

А на русском есъм?

[flion5001]

boring... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Tuberuser187]

I liked the goon music cinematic vids with the great soundtracks rather than this bullshit. To many long words in this.

[warpstar44]

Sigh, Goons are like a bad rash, they just keep popping up when you least want them.

[Hartsock2009]

Hartsock here Salutes you Goonswarm Rock EVE

[qerti3]

По стиля видео похоже на Homeworld,эх........

[excaluber]

this is a great handmake work Goonswarm welcome back guys.

[htedrom]

if brievity is the soul of wit this got dumb well before it started repeating itself

[ChubbyPitbull]

chills

[DecoyEx]

wow, this is one hell of an artwork! Great job, so professional! im shocked!

[ThatDamnFenrir]

I've been searching for the opening song for years, what's the name?

[Kecidek]

@ThatDamnFenrir Opening song is a part of Montagues and Capulets by Prokofiev. Starts at 1:37 in this video /watch?v=8RFq7cOVDF0

[ThatDamnFenrir]

@Kecidek Thank you very much, I'll check it out.

[havoc151976]

goons are the worst corp in eve...nothing but insults and racist comments in their mubble.



[catklyst]

respect for prokofiev dance of the nights

[Thrawn200]

@Plasterman1337 Goons are easy to join, but most people aren't willing to pay the recruitment fees they use to root out people who aren't serious about it.

[SuddenCake]

I have a Titan in my pants and I'm not afraid to use it!

[BiccBoy]

Very well done, EvE fan videos are by far the best out of any other game.

[WinterXL]

...it's just a pvp game. all this bullshitting over a little pew pew pew.

[ckellingc]

My God... they have a soundtrack now.

[styxscout]

MY CEO

[Helicon0001]

Hey Stahl, that tedious wall of fucking blurf probably sounded pretty rad when you were shitstoned out of your mind but it must be pretty embarrasing to watch back

sober.

[itsmichaeljohn]

It could well be that the Mittani actually believes his own hype??

[Sabactus]

@itsmichaeljohn, he may be a pseudo-intellectual douchebag but you have to give the man credit that he is very good at what he does.

[mlarosa25]

personal opinions of goons aside,  love the homeworld style cinematic

[JavaBasher]

Goonswarm! Goonswarm!

[DarkOps32]

Anyone else reminded of soviet russia? Wait. Right. Goonswarm.

[mycroft791]

@DarkOps32

Goons and Goonsquads were Nazi Germany, not Russia.

Hence, "Goonwaffe".

[Jeff55369]

@mycroft791 What's the difference? Sure, different language, different geography... same rhetoric.

[mycroft791]

@Jeff55369

Okay, there were people who had positions in the old USSR government that did things similar to the squads of the Nazis, but in Nazi Germany they were actually called "Goon Squads"--part of the SS I believe.

[Jeff55369]

@mycroft791 Interesting... I had heard of storm troopers in the initial stages of the nazi uprising, but I hadn't heard of "goon squads." Though... that's not really that much of a connection, the term "goon" is synonymous with many undesirable activities. Though, I suppose when you throw in "Goonwaffe" you could make a clearer connection.

Thanks for your input, I'll have to look into it.

[mycroft791]

@Jeff55369

I think the original "..goons" you'll find as a term referring to 'special' or 'shock' troops or soldiers will be the "dragoons" of the Royal British Army during colonial times. SInce those units were an effective go get it done now type of tool to be used by the King, I am gonna venture a totally uneducated swag [silly wild ass guess] and say the Nazis wanted the same type of units but did not want to call them the same thing as something from their enemy's past.