Counter Strike Fail (machinima)

[darkelf547]

lmfao

[0BattlestaR0]

If I had one dollar for the people who is doing the job with caution in Counter Strike, I am so poor.

[MrConfuzzer]

first look i think that the stupid blow the hostagers dick o.O

[MrZoom777]

in soviet russia hostages rescue you!

[josheesaw]

@MrZoom777 Wow, nice copying a comment to get top comment you fag.

[MrZoom777]

@josheesaw You opened my mind, good job detective

[ThedArKwAy100]

hd, hd everywhere

[GodisHronis]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[TheNyller379]

Kootrta smells :D

[MrMontana9999]

it took 20 minutes for the terrorist to find them?

[Nanostronghold]

......wow

[SCC145]

0_°

[Death2uall92]

see these dark edges around the corner, they make the video look very professional. uwatatatata.

[derfreakdervideosmag]

952 people rescue the bomb :D

[boxrune1000]

thumps up if u didnt click "FINISH HERE" you was too lazy and knew it already

[SawyerVlogzChannel]

You FEYGITS!

[braddy000]

1:25 the guy on the left just stands there for a full 4 seconds.......Bad reactions ... tut tut

[HarryGamingVids]

What the brown

[MatuChyKpo]

HAHAHAHAHAHH XD

[TheRazor2212]

nice music

[acdcasian]

weak sauce



[patryk1998lol]

ooo chyba Polak Krzysztof Kurkowski xD

[123petar123]

Why are CT doing moonwalk through whole video?

[djkinglanz]

OMG aahahaahaahaahaaaha!!!!

[IgorMakic]

ahahahaha what u do wheit a sec i am defusing a hostages XD ahahahahahahhahaha

[fran160890]

Press E to defuse noob!

[csspwns1]

The hostages has been planted

[tsuruga32]

193.33.176.67:27015 Swiniozarzynacze najleprzy polski serwer Counter strike source Steam Oganięci administratorzy miła atmosfera ZAPRASZAM

[aroniense21]

@MrTrollerFTw Seriously? The word "Noob" got out of WoW a LONG time ago...... But i assume that:

A.You really don't know what noob means.

Or

B. You know what it means and you're trying to troll me......

[DariusFTW]

@aroniense21 look at his username...he knows what a noob is.

[DieForHonor118]

@aroniense21 sorry for blowing your stupid language off, noob is not a word, nor a verb.

[aroniense21]

@DieForHonor118 I'm sorry mate,but i must say that while "noob" isn't recognized at a word "offline" when you're online it differs greatly,and i must demand that you stop insulting me,taking in consideration that as far i can remember i haven't insulted you.

[aroniense21]

@MrTrollerFTw Nothing,you just got trolled......

[aroniense21]

@MrTrollerFTw ........ Noob.......

[nickolazs10]

JAJAJAJA DAME 1 MINUTO MAS PARA DESACTIVAR A LOS REHENES AJAJAJAJA

[ftorresdiaz]

in soviet russia hostages defuse you!

[didzels12]

@ftorresdiaz so in not soviet russia you defuse hostages :D ?

[sazukijs1999]

you cant defuse the hosteages becoase YOU DONT HAVE DEFUSE KIT xDDD

[DaChiLLa1995]

UNLUSTIG



[braddy000]

1:26 - I love how the guy on the left just sits there for about 3 seconds waiting to die xD

[xXxImme224xXx]

Now this is machinima.

[GTAcommingsoon]

jajajajaj esta desactivando a los reenes XDDDD

[RCTMADNESS]

924 rescued the bomb....

[Fantacyyyy]

I didn't know that the enemy dies with only one bullet in the stomach.

[thePasQo9]

lol. i just rescue the bomb in dust2

[MrPuhelin3]

Nice :D

[maskenmakkan]

Well to defuse the bomb you press E and to rescue the hostages you press E to... So this is a video fail

[101ohmygod]

@maskenmakkan or you just change the controls

[arth5ur]

defuse hostages:D:D:D

[prceXtu]

mallar

[skarbass5]

916 people tryed to defuse hostages.

[TheGeorge147]

defuse the hostages :D



[Lyricsguy971]

Lol i love this video

[ThePrond]

913 peoples was that CT

[GreenBlueClouds]

It gets super stupid when Kootra adds toomuch to a video.

[Mechalindsay]

i cant press dislike enough

[Halfmen32]

Hah,refuse the hostages

:D :D

[colallo]

lol i heard refuse _))aghaha

[Mod20040]

this vid is the real fail

[BackdoorPlumber]

bad

[terrorererror72]

i defuse the hostage

[ellis96gamer]

kootra smells

[MrSpazDoctor]

I dont get this. Is this funny to some people?

[TJs1cr3w]

FEGITS!

[balthorpayne]

Ok, we know the one trying to defuse the hosties was an idiot. My question is, why did the other moron check up after 2? ffs.

[braddy000]

The other dead terrorists spectating were like......dipshit HURRY UP!

[DJ3602]

xD

[ManSlauther]

Just a regular day at the office for Chuck Norris !

[Skillerlazer]

@ManSlauther Chuck Norris does headshot on evry shot with the TRACTOR O.O

[ManSlauther]

@Skillerlazer yea but he was just teasing them...

[minhhoang2312]

0:57 what round can last for 20 minutes lol

[Skillerlazer]

@minhhoang2312 Custimized rounds :)

[hipp0cat11]

1:21 IS EPICLY FUNNY

[PsychoFlounder]

so stupid -_-

[lolcopter97]

/watch?v=Lf-9AVU  nuff said

[alezygal]

LoL dance :D

[MrEgosh]

Looks like CSS :P

[DySparta]

20min WTF?!

[johnalasca]

kkkkkkkkk

[besteverbestguy]

lol i didnt see a round lasting for 20 mins

[TheUnderjorden1]

See.. That was a long round! Normal the longest round can be 9 minutes..

[twisterfreak23]

ASSULT...WOOOOOOOOO

[wlayton2]

I don't know why I laughed so hard but I did. "You faggot!" "Oh hey there, fail at Counter Strike much, ya faggots?!"

[maninthemirrortable]

@gaxez11 looool hilarious

[Raggirassgat]

i thaught he was taking a dump :D

[1Jamajaamma1]

Office is nice map.

[warkill201]

@YungShadesz lol married my ass

[stonejeffrico]

Wow, the UMP has MP5 sounds...

[gmk120]

lol the terrorist, he killed the hostages too

[MacThompsonBrown]

880 people tried to defuse the hostages.

[SuperNerdGasm]

This was embarasing...

[halobrick]

FUCK SUPER MEXICAN

[simpeltspel]

None planted hostages ;(

Plant, then defuse :)

[holysoks1]

THEY SO PRO, RUNNING INFRONT OF EACH OTHERS LINES OF FIRE!! eleven! 

[Pikchu777]

He is from Russia!

[cooltuber13]

@gaxez11

that makes it even a bigger fail

[DieFieseQualle]

I have to defuse the hostages xD this is the best thing i have ever heard ;D

[suprimus666]

ZOMG ROXORZ BOXORZ !

[bananhosdig]

AWSAWM MUCH I ROFL AND LMAO'D LOLZORE!

[baddad555]

If you hack in CSS. Just say you play office.

[kenkaji77]

bombs inside the hostages :)

[Dumbrarere]

860 people fail at counter strike

[2010Nodari]

xaxaxaxaxaxa best 1:53 m ever

[MacThompsonBrown]

defuse the hostages... rofl :P

[jszablevski]

kkkkkkkk

funny

[luuhgsp]

de_office. :x

[TheSiLq]

@luuhgsp CS_office

[luuhgsp]

@TheSiLq It was irony. ¬¬

[TheSiLq]

@luuhgsp ok e.e

[miguelgordinho]

ta fixe

[kj293]

what an epic fail

[xburritoxboy]

ah good times when machinima used to be good :)

[coffebeanss]

Hmmm thats why i cant defuse the hostages!

[Dyablo731]

nicee !!! :)))))

[starscream2092]

1:25 Left Police guy get headshot and survive

[Chrousauffe]

YOU FAGGOTS!

[Lolcake4]

Song name?? At the end?=!?

[MasterMonkNinja]

1:10- i trying to defuse the hosteges! lol

[BerlinFreakz]

wie kann man das so aufnehmen??????????

[1337FeLiiX]

@BerlinFreakz record name in die console schreiben

[josh2006master]

umm dude..... u rescue and defuse with the same button?

[swimstein]

I like office.

[Gmajor26]

@swimstein i like trains

[Aeletaz747]

@swimstein i dont :D

[Zestypanda]

@swimstein Shut up you whore!

[swimstein]

@Zestypanda orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrosspu çocuğu shut up sun of pitch

[Zestypanda]

@swimstein I am not the child of a pitchfork!

[swimstein]

@swimstein office will fuck you panda..

[thebeyonceluver123]

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[mindkontrolpt]

lol 

[ManieShady43]

lol

[TommyDDoom]

hmmmm. 825

[OrochimaruMJG]

fuck nigga

[SeaneTheSparten]

lool

[Riiddelz]

"Will you give me one sec, I'm trying to defuse the hostages!" Priceless voice.

[BuzzBombBmx]

When he first walked in, I though the Ct was giving the Hostage a head Job.

[Bladiaaa]

erhm?



[trollelil]

WTF!!??

[ilproeight]

хуйня

[pRopaaNS]

Don`t call CSS Counter strike, it`s css and nothing more... The real counter strike is still Cs 1.6.

[FlaminFro101]

i think the should re-creat counterstrike for xbox 360 and ps3 and pc, i know it sounds terrible but still :)

[samueljamesbryan]

@FlaminFro101 counter strike would NEVER work on a console, it was made for pc, and it should stay pc

[FlaminFro101]

@samueljamesbryan :( i wish it did though

[samueljamesbryan]

@FlaminFro101 yeah but then it would play right, cs is all about skill, and having autoaim on a console negates the skill and just makes it another simple shooter

[Dazidan]

i think the hostages at cs 1.6 is better than in cs source.... but who plays hostage maps anyway

[mansoor619]

@calcostarica Congratulations!!!

[mansoor619]

omg LOL he crossed the limit of noobness.

Hey can u give me one second here im trying to defuse the hostages...LOL

[ProRiverside]

1:06 What is the sound effect named?..

[MrSuwaidiSama]

BestCSSMovies is the best

[MrBirinightsxD]

#FAIL

[BattlefieldMaster78]

EPIC FAIL MAN! NICE VIDEO! THAT GUY TRIES TO DEFUSE HOSTAGES AND ENDS UP GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE BY A N00B (NO OFFENSE) WITH AN M249! ROFL! Man make more funny videos like this. I laughed for 20 minutes after that. (Unlike wasting those 20 minutes defusing the hostages.)

[akillies294]

@BattlefieldMaster78 We all watched the video, you don't have to summarize it.

[NewbiusMaximus]

@akillies294 he was just expressing what part he thought was the funniest.

[BattlefieldMaster78]

@NewbiusMaximus Agreed. I think akillies294 was the M249 noob who sprayed his bullets. No offense, just joking around.

[BattlefieldMaster78]

@NewbiusMaximus Agreed. I think akillies294 was the M249 noob who sprayed his bullets. No offense, just joking around. And just look at the number M 249 and akillies 294 --> just a switch of places, good proof LOL.

[NewbiusMaximus]

@BattlefieldMaster78 Lol

[mansoor619]

@BattlefieldMaster78 hahah

Loved his accent thoughXD

[saisumimen]

Why does he say "fayggots" instead of "faggots"?

[saisumimen]

"fayggots"

[hiimbobdoodo]

0:01 ads suck

[Pikashockz]

YES. I disliked this video so that you guys could create unoriginal comments and feel good getting thumbs up.

[BurnedwOw]

unfunny..

[ILikeChicken00]

nice^^



[caro1000000]

800 People tried to defuse the hostages, unfortunetly I was one.

[Pupcakee]

#FAIL#

[gotrice42000]

wheres the defuse button for this vid?

[GaRy00BFV]

lol i tried to defuse the hossies too :D now i know tht wont work :P

[OreosboyMovieMaker]

What song is at the end?

[Guilherme2239]

How to make that logo write FAIL???

#FAIL#

#fail#

[Guilherme2239]

#FAIL

[vlajceman]

#fail

[Rawrx310]

does this really deserve 118,528 views

[TheEuardo15]

793 people dont understand humour of bots//

[satanicmetallord]

Whats the song at the end?

[DarthNevar]

Wow Lame.

[saddros]

F5 skip advertisement

[squenz1]

783 pppl tried to quickscope the like button and missed it

[MrGratz123xD]

What is the song at the end?

[metaldave123]

hilarius!!!

[Elmoeoeoe]

XDXDXDDXD