Chris Rock talks about fat girls and skinny girls, tall guys and small guys

[RipleySawzen]

Tall guy here; we talk about short people when none are around.

[jono28613]

repped OP

[GenericUserNarne]

Oh lawd, repped.

[Wizhix]

repped

[imJJayy]

In

[zosothedestroyer]

misc hahah.....misc

[Basketno707]

You can lose weight, but you can't make yourself taller.

HAVING A DOUBLE STANDARD WHILE MAKING FUN OF DOUBLE STANDARDS, OH BOY

[anditspaganpoetry]

the amount of times i've been called a "skinny bitch" by fat people... jesus lord have mercy upon my soul

[Odbarc]

Fe Fi Fo Fum, I'm black as a nigger but twice as dumb!

[mhmcupcakes]

Well from my understanding, they do that cuz they think that those have some kind of advantage in society. Just sayin. Black talking about white ppl, fat chicks, short dudes etc.

[VelveetaCheeze]

@mhmcupcakes i agree!

[mhmcupcakes]

0:18 "cheerio belt wearing bitch" AHAHAH i cant fucking breath! Da fuq was that XD

[Juggalette889]

Do they freebase GRAVY? lmfao

[ApplesTM]

I did the fee fi fo fum thing today. But on the floor, not aimed at anybody. My friend was hysterical cause I was doing it in English.

[samanthalopez27]

@DCdesignSTL Go fuck yourself ;)

[psychedelicacynical]

good god when the video started playing I thought I had madagascar on or something

[Suevtres]

Yes!!

[dsquaredmlg]

daaamn pretty swift shirt-change at 1:27

[raustysmith]

@samanthalopez27 yes you are the only one who thinks that way cause tall people rule

[Gektek]

@raustysmith ur not as flexible as smaller ppl though e.g small person can fit through smaller gaps and they are quicker in body movements. im not say smaller ppl r better just sayin every1 has their advantages and disadvantages.

[raustysmith]

@couradgee 1 person your missing in that list jeff foxworthy

[couradgee]

pablo, jim carrey, eddie murphy and chris rock should totally do a movie together.

[lyssalove123able]

Look at these big bitches.! :o LMFAO

[TheJayjayluv]

Odeee

[tgrman1]

if only he was as funny as he is vulgar

[TheAllAroundShow]

lol

[pampiriram]

I've been trying, but he just can't make me laugh. Not funny

[thebuzz2010]

@pampiriram retard

[pampiriram]

@thebuzz2010

Thanks! I appreciate your constructive criticism :)

[FIREFRO626]

Same with black people and white people. Black people can say anything they want about white people. Cracker, whitey. But white people can't say anything about black people- that'd just mean.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@FIREFRO626 That's actually the point Chris was making, the uploader cut off the start when he brought up race.

[butterflyaway692]

i hope you choke on a crouton, bahahaha

[glowsexy28]

lmmfaoooooo food is NOT! your FREIND!

[youfuckinsuck1000]

yeh why cant we skinny bitches say anything about these big bitches lol

[neecee401100]

@youfuckinsuck1000 Cause if we do it turns into World War 3 lol

[sandplasma]

@neecee401100 I believe its actually because its seen as an advantage.Being skinny over fat. People would rather be skinny, people would rather be tall than short. Same goes. In america you're at an advantage by being white, as minimal or as great as you think it is, its still an advantage.

[neecee401100]

@sandplasma That's true

[TheIndiboi]

Is it just me or did Chris's jacket/suit change between 0:05 and 0:08???!

[KYDimitroff]

@TheIndiboi yes .. It's same joke from different shows :)

[AJVersatility19]

@TheIndiboi He did the same show in 3 different places. And the whole DVD is the show, but taken from clips from all 3 cities.

[InLikeFlint3]

@TheIndiboi yes. this was filmed in London, NY, and South Africa

[abaden200001]

my fav parts are look at these bitchesh and food is not ur is not ur frined and i hope ur head hits airkation even and look at these midget motherfucker 3 4 5 rofllmfao

[MmeDesgranges]

@abaden200001 Favourite. Bitches. Your. Friend. Air Conditioning. Fee Fi Foe Fum.

[hbricegirl12]

I'm short and skinny and I found this hilarious! 

[DCdesignSTL]

@samanthalopez27 I just lost a million brain cells after reading your comment

[xlilshayneex]

so damn true!!!! u rock chris jajajaj :D

[deidra82able]

this is sooo ttue, fat girls always pivk on me cause i was tall and skinny, but I couldnt call them fat ass! remember mo'nique had it out forr skinny girls, but now shes slimming down! haha

[LucisFerre1]

On the other hand, everyone can talk about hillbillies.

[samanthalopez27]

@lyssalove123able NOBODY wants to be short! I'm 5'8 and I'm loving it! You don't see short model become famous or anything. When I was little I used to hate being tall but now I love it because I'm now everyone elses height, and I feel older too so I get taken seriously. :)

[133anne]

@samanthalopez27

for women shorter is regarded as "cuter", i'm 5'8 and wish i was shorter =) i'm not the only one to think this way

[NardAhoy]

THATS JUST MEAN!

[SouthernWind666]

He become rich now by making us laughing

[thegetsomethingnice]

Im making it snow biatch!

[redkingrd]

look at these midget muthafuckas lol

[Krisarito]

love CR!

[lygarx]

I feel only minorities can talk shit about the opposite majority all they want. Everyone in America is pretty much fat, the majority of douches are fat now so skinny bitches and people can talk shit about them now but only if you have met them specifically and they turn out to be ass holes

[007majinbuu]

Tall basterds

[lygarx]

@007majinbuu going to be a grammar Nazi here: "bastards"

[ttqueenbee]

I Hope Bin Laden Flies A Plane Into Yhur Lips lmaooo.!

[pikachu5660763]

i love u chris rock!!!!<3

[HappyHooker83]

TRUE!!! But I'm black, so that shit doesn't count in our culture.

[monkekka]

@markuskentwood not all fat women and short men are insecure about their weight/Hight or lie about it I'm 5'5 and 235 lbs an I'm not insecure and I really don't care about what people think of me. I'm bit tryin to start an argument but I would appreciate it if you didn't label all women and men who are short or fat a insecure.

[lyssalove123able]

lol short s actully in right noe everyone wants to be short like im 4"10 xD

[133anne]

@lyssalove123able

for women shorter is regarded as "cuter", i'm 5'8 and wish i was shorter =)

[markuskentwood]

fat bitches definitely talk some shit. it's just because they're insecure. and short guys are DEFINITELY INSECURE AS FUCK.  just like women lie about their weight, SHORT GUYS LIE ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT. true fuckin story. insecure motherfuckers!

[kevincc13]

@markuskentwood Shouldn't generalize like that.

[chou2012]

look at those midget mutherfuckers

[markuskentwood]

@chou2012 look at these midget mother fuckers*

[chou2012]

@markuskentwood gosh cant type on the internet without anyone freaking out about spellchecking ..jeeezzzzzzz it's the internet, not a freaking essay RELAX... it doesnt mean that in a much serious situation i dont know how to type correctly

[chou2012]

@markuskentwood way to kill the humor, TROLL!!!!

[robyelsewhere5205]

Fucking skinny bitch, fucking skinny ass anorexic bulimic, fucking regurgitating bitch, fucking cheerio belt wearing bitch, salad eating mother fucker...Hope she chokes on a crouton.

[shahiq12]

haha



[shuckslbj]

I just drooled on myself... "look at all these big bitches!"

[dragonslayerED30]

a simple joke...from a simple man....very crude...guess how tall I am?

[Emc2ky]

What's up with the video changing every 2 seconds

[strike150]

@Emc2ky diffrent countries usa south africa and england if im right

[ILuvMusic4real]

he's so right. lol

[WiiMike360]

Soo true. Lol it sucks I'm tall and skinny lil

[Josh360]

look at these midget motherfuckers!

[MrMohmoa]

5 peoples are fat and midgets!!

[thelatestttplague]

"Do they freebase gravy????" OMG I'm dying...

[JBades6310]

@a1exgerman wow that's a really good point, he should have talked about that

[ramfansportz80]

he looks like michael vick at times lol

[plms09]

@ramfansportz80 CAUSE HE'S BLACK?!

[ramfansportz80]

@plms09 0:17

[plms09]

@ramfansportz80 haha i was only kidding around but yeah he does in that shot.

[adlereagle123]

I'm skinny and short, 5" , 102 pounds, heehee I'm only 17!

[mary9183]

@adlereagle123 5 feet and 102 is not thin..thats average if your 5 feet your supposed to be 100 for every inch you add an additional 5 ponds...im 5'10 125 thats thin..your normal average size

[adlereagle123]

@mary9183 so im fat? lol

[TheTenners]

@adlereagle123 nope, what he or she is saying is your weight for your height is normal and not skinny nor fat. and i'm 6'5 =_= 5'0 cuteeee >_>

[mary9183]

@adlereagle123 nobody said your fat but 5 feet tall 102 is not thin its average weight your an average size girl or thin or fat

[penahect]

Fat lips, Big Cocks, Ugly faggets

[daisy752]

I'm a skinny girl. I'm not one of those regurgitating ones though...

[DieRightNowPlease]

@daisy752 good for you?

[tombroadful]

Fee fi fo fum

[muffinsluffer]

LMFAO.

[Brumbeezy21]

2 skinny bitches and 2 short guys were insulted by this video

[rulezz264]

envy = compliment, pity = mean

[Samiiee92]

Everywhere I go people keep rubbing the word "fat' in my face! *cuts herself*

[LOZlaura]

omg fee fi fo fum lolll

[sarcol]

That's exactly how it works, with all "disadvantaged" minorities. They get a free payback.

And this applys from women to black people.

[kilkolio]

fat girls can become skinny girls...

short guys cant become tall guys...

so thats how the world works hmmm, losing fat is easier than growing taller, losing fat is easier than building muscle, losing fat is easier than making money, losing fat is easier than working

[smallpotatoes989]

@kilkolio well actualy anybody can become taller.

[rigatony019]

freebase gravy.

[emacwakeup]

wheres the rest off it!! haha!! i was cracking up at this!! especially the bit about the guys!! hahahahaha!!

[Wiegieboard]

"Look at these big bitches" Made me lol

[SuperNinjamo]

how tall do you got be to hit the air conditioning vent?

[TrinityJn]

look at these midget mother fuckers! lmao

[asdfkie]

fee fi fo fum hahaha!

[TimpBizkit]

And black guys can say all they want about white guys..........

[XItsxANGELbaby]

im skinny im a size 4 i would never want to be fat even if they say shit about me i still would not want to be a fat person

[Livin4Christ83]

@XItsxANGELbaby i feel u Im a size 3 and feel the same way i let em talk i love being small

[XItsxANGELbaby]

@Livin4Christ83 me to :)

[Versgolem]

When you fuck a fat girl, you can get through the winter with a hard-on.

When you fuck a skinny girl, your dick is heading toward starvation.

[dottibody]

he basically gettin away with talkin about everybody in this set lol. clever!

[pokemondragon911]

SO FUCKING TRUE!

[IceEyedBlackWolf]

LOL

[a1exgerman]

Whats funny here is chris also accidently explains the relationship between white and black people.

[ItsameAlex]

@a1exgerman

No it's not accidental. That was his point.

[006JoeS]

im from the ARMY and i fucked bin laden as we chucked him into a pool of sharks.. LOL good times..

[musicproducer16]

LOL @ 1:29...."Look at these midget motherfuckers! Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum!"

hahaha best part.

[gregaxx81]

Chris rock has to be one of my favorite comedians, so damn funnny

[LiamMcC100]

im the short guy :D :D :D and bin laden line is GOOOOOOOOOOLD AHAHAHHAH LOVE this guy

[FlawlessImperfectio1]

Lmao. Same thing with pretty and ugly girls

[Jermiahisntmaname]

The reason skinny girls can't talk about fat chicks is because they know the fat chick will never have sex unless it's some freak that likes fat

[EpicAmethystStatus]

Rotflmao

[EpicAmethystStatus]

Rotflao

[ith4aja]

THAT JUST MEAN ! LOL

[xXxxLilKitKatxxXx]

Lol...it's mean when 'thicker' girls talk about me bein skinny.. I eat n eat but cnt gain any weight over 100 pounds :( and idk how to get a six pack I just got this permanent and random 4 pac like 3 years ago n it goes away after I pig out n den it comes right back o.O im too skinny v.v

[MetalHeadChris33]

Look at these tall mother fuckers haha

[guitarmaster509]

I hope Binladen flies a plain into your lips.

[dangerscomin]

Hess got many points

[HomskoolSwag]

"I hope Bin Laden flies a plane into your lips." I guess Bin Laden ain't flyin' nothin' now, is he?

Go USA!

[eduardcirstea]

@HomskoolSwag he never did



[TimpBizkit]

@eduardcirstea true, otherwise he would have been dead for 10 years not just recently

[EdTyProductions]

@HomskoolSwag Haha wow. That might be the silliest out-of-nowhere Patriotism (or Hatred-ism, whichever) I've ever seen.

[OperaGhostObsession]

"That's just MEAN!" lol

[N43S]

Ya tall bastard. 

[diepper1]

Oh man, i died with laughter at fe fi fo fum

[pnh92]

The reason that it skips is because he did 3 shows in 3 diffrent cities, but it was the same material ...... :)

[EstherSeesStars]

Omg s/u ppl with your anaylizing -___- laugh!!! itz comedy not about being nice OR mean :>

[WarlordSkilled]

I hope bin laden flys a plane into your lips, LOL

[daggakid90]

hope she chokes on a crouton

hahaha

[rulezz264]

Because everyone knows that fat girls envy skinny girls and skinny girls pity fat girls, in our western culture...

[livelovelaughbeliebe]

@rulezz264 some fat girls dont envy skinny girls, some are happy the way they are. seriously i dont know why you would even say that!

[AcidPresident]

@livelovelaughbeliebe Generalisations don't apply to EVERYONE, but in essence they are usually based off valid observations. And in this instance as blunt as it may be, I have definitely seen this attitude in the case in point as true...

[crazyjak56]

@livelovelaughbeliebe Because it happens. It's the same reason stereotypes exist. They don't apply to everyone but you know it happens somewhere. Otherwise it wouldn't be offensive, just random nonsense.

[Nconte1944]

@livelovelaughbeliebe nope all disgusting fat girls want to look good and skinny..face it..if they had the option to just magically turn skinny right at this moment theres not a fat bitch that wouldnt..its just the truth..but i guess its easier stuffing your face like a cow than being skinny..so fat girls good luck..

[JamesParkersStuff]

@rulezz264 I love how you put 'in our western culture' on the end. Haha, you sir are a genius. 

[gonavygonavy]

@rulezz264

not just western culture,

human culture

[BoSsMaaN101]

That is just hilarious! "Look at these midget mother fuckers"

[Haassan1]

Actually tall guys talk about small guys all the time. Small guys are annoying.

[Theinnerbeauty1]

yeah i hate when peepz make jokes about skinny girls , not cool ... for anyone its not cool 2 make jokes on them

[Paigegirl521]

@Theinnerbeauty1 XD i'm a double zero....i'm insanely skinny...i make jokes about myself all the time =3 lighten up

[Theinnerbeauty1]

@Paigegirl521 i know im the same way but some people are different and they have low self esteem

[BLASTTHEFOOL]

haha LOOOL

[deedee2020able]

Chris is just soooooo funny - loved this clip!!

[Loraangel63]

Funny

[GretschLudwig95]

like this if you can't stop pressing 9

[GretschLudwig95]

like this if you can't stop pressing 9

[Darthmortuus]

i love him becasue his jokes are true