JJBATAS Parody: Episode 1

[ghoulries]

Persona 3. Yes, good.

[Historyfrek4ever]

Jotoro is 17?? What. The. Fuck.

[10000waystodie]

persona 3 refrence nice

[ciel3986]

Marriage is a bitch!

[AKASUKIJOE]

So he shot him self and a spirit came out OH MY GOD JOTARO IS A PERSONA USER

[BeserkSlasher223]

LMAO tarzan on steroids

[animeniac2]

after looking at the source material for jojo it turns out.. jotaro quite litterally broke all of the guys nuts

[Pub1icEnemy]

caption 5:01 titties

[NightmanEX]

YEEEAAHH! DIOOOOOOO!



[coolkid350]

@NightmanEX not that dio!

[NightmanEX]

@coolkid350 awwwwww...

[StrikerSL9]

What the...?

The first episode of an abridged series is supposed to be crappy so you can leave yourself room to build.

You're doing it wrong.

[JeffSmeal]

thank you purpleeyesWTF for the recommendation.

[Urmean15]

HOW U GON ACT

[braigus09]

@Urmean15 ..... Hey granddad

[JodieIshmael1212]

I love to choke a chicken with my haaand.~

[theanimeawsome]

lol

[NightmareCrab]

awesome

[TinnedWaffles]

lol this is great :D

[Jinte]

YEAH DIO

[jerpengame123]

but life is like persona 3 just watch....Bang.......R.I.P

[bmandrake01]

Too damn funny!

[RaptureKing1]

HOLY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVER!!!!!!!!­!!!

[raisukeuzarachi]

Honestly in this episode is one of my favorite lines of all time from anything at all:

Joseph: Hey fuckface! Yeah I'm talking to you you cracka faced cracka! How you gonna step up in my crib without gettin stomped on beeyatachuh! How you gon' act?

Jotaro:...Hey grand dad

[RobertAniFreak]

"I hope he doesent think this is Persona" HEADSHOT!!! "GOD DAMN IT"

[uchihatheitachi]

One of the best abridged series ever.

[TimothyB24]

Now I wanna play the game again!

[imperiomrr]

Im watching this for the ... IDK.... 20 th time???

THIS IS THE BEST, BEST, BEST, BEST, BEST (yeah, Im repeting it for you to understand) best ABRIDGED SERIES ...EVAAAAAA

___

now, for EXTRA laugths .... touch the "CC" and read the translated audio... just... crazy!

[CreepinSav]

you sound like that dude from homestarrunner

[DeathTeachings]

Mista Joestar

[DubOverDub]

this shit make me want to watch jojo circus now

[NightxofxDarkrai]

Dude; this is freakin' awesome! Antfish voiced EVERYONE?! Awesome!!! ^__^b

[TheEmpress666]

Rewatching this as a treat to myself :)

[RebekkhaGiL]

2:30 is my favorite part!

[killertoaster100]

my a little different duuuuuuuuun other side oh funny

[xlxniggyxlx]

y is this still funny after watching it like 100 times!!?

[XanaTarantula]

Thanks, now I can never get the thought of using Magician's Red as playing with a giant chicken.

The light combo is gonna be replaced with bok bok bok.....BOCAWK!

[RaccoonXEspanosa]

one word to describe this series...

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

[SourJovis]

This good. Especially for a first episode. I like the sound effects and the music. A lot of attention to detail. The voice acting is also great. Kudos.

[metalheadedreaver]

thumbs up if you looked this up cos of team four star?

[Tommygun456]

you chopped

my camera

in half

you asshole

[Doika86]

haha i also liked the controversy part in wikipedia. Thats true nothing really works or is really right according to wikipedia...

[darthwinsor]

Because of this abridged series, I read the Manga in the voices you gave them.

[AlucardHellsing97]

Awwwwwwwwww, not that Dio? :(

[korzent]

... son of an asian man from japan, and an american MAN? from britain?

[tehredmage]

@korzent He's THAT manly.

[DrunkenCoward1]

@korzent

Nonono, you got it all wrong.

It's a british man from america, not an american man from britain!

[AtheistMonster]

(Yeaaaaaaah! Dio!)

Not that Dio!

(D'awwwww!)

[Yuskuegirl]

I just had to watch this again....

Yeah....

Still Awesome!!!

[MadaraXIII]

Hooooly Shitthat'sabigasschicken!

[imperiomrr]

the GREATEST abbridged series ! ! !

[RemingtonHand]

Hooooooooooly sh*t that'sabigasschicken.

[Dayntei]

It didn't take me until now to notice. They got that picture of him, in a dark secluded place which was later made out to be his castle... Did Dio have like, a MySpace or something?

[shikamaru990]

@Dayntei They got the image from Joseph's stand's ability.

[Dayntei]

@shikamaru990 Oh yeah... Duh...

I'm gonna' go pretend life is like Persona 3 now...

[equinette1987]

I never thought I could rock out while eating marshmallow cocoa puffs on a sunday morning................MMM-MMM­MMMMM-MMMMMM YEAHHHHH YEAHHH

[Dathen40]

Son of a bitch stole my gun lol.

[Nix91]

Jotaro: "Pussy."

Abdul: "You want to take this out in the parking lot, motherfucka?"

[danielscottfenton22]

I hope he doesn't think that life is like Persona 3.... Oh dammit. lol

[zeekyboogydoog826]

I. WANT. YOUR. MUSIC. LIBRARY.

[crackakillah]

Why bleeping?

[killerburi]

whats the best way to start an abridged series?

thats right: KILLSWITCH ENGADGED

[wildrook]

This made me look up the Portuguese Breakfast.

I am never looking at eggs the same way again.

[cucu10000]

LittleKuriboh and TeamFourStar put podcasts on iTunes. Why don't you?

[MysticArksRevenge]

@cucu10000 Probably because he is not a fan of Apple. 

[twiztidlogic22]

I can officially say, this is my favorite Abridged seires. Ive seen alot but this is my favorite!

[imperiomrr]

I CANT stop watching this series ! over and over again each time I want to laugth or just watch something GREAT on youtube...

This is my ... no idea ! ... Like my eigth time ?

This is just SO fucking epic !

[Rilurio]

Well that picture clearly tells them all where to find Dio

He is obviously hiding in Luigi's Mansion

[Jax009]

I thought this was Naruto, It has Clucky and a Orochimaru hicky.

[chugnorrish]

It's a chicken!

[Xanderj89]

...I think I'm on my seventh or so rewatch of this lol.

[BrittBratt202]

@Xanderj89 Hahaha!!! Me too!!!

[tehredmage]

@BrittBratt202 it's only my fourth...

[BrittBratt202]

@tehredmage Dont be sad. Just put it on repeat...or watch other days IDK Lawlz its gonna be fine

[TheLazysketcher]

For a first episode of an abridged series, this is suprisingly well made and got me laughing my ass off! xD

Now if youll excuse me, im gonna go look for that ass.

[rommel175]

wait...if both his parents have the mark, isn't that incest?

[UltimaKamenRiderFan1]

@rommel175 Joseph is his grandfather, Holly is his actual mother.

[rommel175]

@UltimaKamenRiderFan1 so i'm not the only one who loves to rewatch this show

[UltimaKamenRiderFan1]

@rommel175 I think the abridged series is funny, it's very GOOD.

[MyShiroyuki]

I was laughing out loud when I saw the cursed mark and Luigi

[PwninKonan]

0.0 This OVA was made in 1993!?

[donbasuradenuevo]

Can't distinguish between Jotaro's hair and his cap. Maybe he made himself a cap hairdo and attached the accessories. Badass, anyways.

[PhilyEcono]

Hard to enjoy this when all the voices sound so similar..

[Ryusan11]

Did you tell him that the portuguese breakfast isn't what it seems ? DIRTY

[TempestDacine]

"Cast list: Antfish - Everyone" ...You're amazing, you know that?

[bioblitzer]

why did it take me so long to find ur channel T_T. oh well i least i found, now i get to enjoy these awesome vids

[MusicalRoses]

It's Luigi^W^

[supersonicfury]

@MusicalRoses NO. ITS WEEGEE

[ogichi32]

yknow, it wasn't until episode 4 that i realized that all the stands are named after tarot cards

[xxMcjunior]

"Purple Hermit..."?

Huh, wasn't it his Stand called "Hermit Purple"?

Well, whatever. Awesome Abridged anyway.

[MightyKombat]

Probably for grammar reasons.

[teencomment]

Didja tell him that the Portugese Breakfast isn't what he thinks it is?

XD

[xxcailindanaxx]

I'd love to be 6"4' :)

[LeSage013]

Antfish, you sir, have just created awesomeness, and for that awesomeness I shall like this video, for it is awesome, and from that awesomeness this video shall be liked.

By me.

[Maciejka0111]

@LeSage013

You've said it like Dio.

[LeSage013]

@Maciejka0111 Thx! Tim Curr.. I mean, Dio FTW!! =D

[Obakesou]

Twelve people do not like the awesomeness of JJBATAS.

[gaintrobotsrulez]

HOW DID HE GET MY GUN !?!?!?

[tenkensan1]

lol its WEEGEE!!!!!!!

[Robertodessi91]

Active CC english subtitles BETA and go to 6:43 : Its name is...DINO

[theonlytruedemon]

You wan to take dis out in de parking lot modafucka!? XD

[theonlytruedemon]

hooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shitthatsabigasschicken XD

[katekyo02]

Really it's official?

[cristalspider]

Son of a bitch he stold my gun! XD

[daichi40]

bi a tah cha

BIATCH

[Studmanafier]

Thanks for keeping Platinum Star's original dialouge

[Vassalius]

Well Stands are like Personas......(Cept without the awesome music names)

[Dathen40]

3:18 LMAO!.

[JamesakaVicious]

Cop 1- "Makes me wish my son was this bad ass"

Cop 2- "That reminds me when is he ballet recidle"

[supercyc10]

i love persona 3 thanks for making that reference

[supermariosonica]

@supercyc10 what referance

[AATTrueGGamer]

MEESTAH JOESTAH, IT SEEHMS ELEHVEHN PE-O-PEL WAH TOO AFRAID OF MAI BIG-ASS CHIHKEHN TO ACCURAHTLY HEEHT THA LIEK BUTTOHN.

[mikeaol21]

@AATTrueGGamer

Not funny. . . At all.

[MultiNick2012]

I want to see this anime besides the abridged but i can't find it

[mikeaol21]

@MultiNick2012

If you do find it, only watch the Japanese version; do NOT listen to the English dub.

[JailenS23]

u ruined a very good cartoon u ass

[91drumfreak]

Hah! Naruto reference at 6:32!

[steevan]

UMMMM WHAT TO SAYYY ~

[Lunachan630]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[SelCrysti]

2:55 BIATACHOH XDDDDDD lmfao WIN XD

3:28 holy IMOGEN WIN!!!!

[wildrook]

Funny thing is, I actually found the Portuguese Breakfast on Urban Dictionary.

Wow. I am NOT going to have eggs ever again.

[Ryusan11]

I'll have to remember the "Portuguese Breakfast".

[felabugg1]

I'm talking to YOU, ya cracker-faced cracker!

[C0DESUB]

where can i get the movie?

[evilmurderproduction]

BEOTACHA!!!!!! NOW HOW YOU GONNA ACT?!?!

[NarfLarf]

11 people have had a Portuguese Breakfast....with a man...in jail.

[Zoso881]

Grandad is Saxton Hale

[Tritonon1202]

YEAH DIO!!!!!!

[MetalShadowX]

I just noticed Holly sounds like Gypsy from MST3K, at least through the phone.

[Zoso881]

@MetalShadowX Win

[karry299]

Pretty much the only REALGOOD abridged thing outside of DBZ one.

[Rakkushi]

HA! This is pretty good! Makes me want to watch the actual show.

[carcrash89]

I want a buddy cop show with Joseph Joestar and Nappa as the stars.

[otakusoul22]

@carcrash89

i think Jotaro is the only one who can take Nappa's retardedness XD

[JakariHanma]

@ 3:59 wth? "But how did he getmafgsh"

[JakariHanma]

Any one else notice how Jotaros mother never ages? And shes quite attractive o_e?Like early 20's?

[JakariHanma]

"So where'd you get that information?" "wikipedia *dramatic stair*

[FalconFlyer69]

you mispelled the beatles in the episode description

[1Abz1]

Is it me or does he say that Jotaro is the son of 2 men in the beginning? Don't know if I'm def or that was intentional or......

[1Abz1]

*deaf

[Thexsquad18]

Funny and great taste in music.

[ClevelandCaliRyder]

Lmao. Most Abridge 1st Episodes Suck But his is amazing

[creami2000]

2:42 i like the way that mr.joestar wake up jotaro

[zrifepsych]

I love this series so much i download it into my psp.

[TuxedoRay]

Awesome. An anime I've never seen before (heard of the game tho) & I get to watch an AS of it. Couldnt ask for more. :)

[gillece]

...holy... fucking... shit....

I played Holy Diver the whole time through this video

i almost cried a MANLIEST TEAR.

[jykcor]

Jynx?

[Urmean15]

HAMON CHOP

[iHappenedforareason]

This is some good shit!

[GraphiteSmear]

Holy shit why didn't anyone tell me about this :0 A+ lulz

[Vassalius]

Well, at least he didn't have the Ouroboros tattoo on his right shoulder.

[Blackitu]

What is he drawing...? It's a frog! Nonono, it's a knife! Ooh, ooh, ooh, it's a jackal! I bet it's a jackal!

*dramatic Weegee*

[rudeondude21]

lol this is as funny as the boondocks booty warrior video

[yumedust]

Oh my god, when he shot himself and imogen heap started playing I laughed so effing hard. Amazing!

[TheEmpress666]

Oh my God this is awesome! XD Love it!

[Shdinexus]

Aww man That one about the Portuguese Breakfast is mean... I'm from Portugal. =(

[seanfenrir]

ant fish you rule!!! LUIGI!!

[PWNUHaRD23]

Thats precious,thats cute,thats real, real touching, NOW GIVE ME MY **** 18.50!!!!!!

[blackgigus]

Fucking awesome.

[itselguapo]

"I hope he doesn't think that lifes like persona 3" *shoots himself in the head* oooooooooo what you saaaaaaaaaaaaay......

[supersaiyandoyle1]

BEEOTACHA... HOW YOU GONNA ACT?

[Keythehedgehog5]

best opening theme ever

[ALL1NARUTO2]

what did jotoros mother say at 4:00

[supersaiyandoyle1]

@ALL1NARUTO2 It wasn't Holly, it was one of the guards, and he said "How did he steal my gun?"

[ALL1NARUTO2]

@supersaiyandoyle1 i dont think so i think i was his mom but i think it was just jibberish

[GhostOfMusic93]

@ALL1NARUTO2 It was the gaurd saying 'But how did he get my gun...?'

[Snakethoot]

Effin Awesome!!

[headcrabwarrior6161]

LOLSUB

[travism123456]

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[Studmanafier]

@travism123456 He's just jealous that all anime heros are better then him

[BeserkSlasher223]

@travism123456 MOAR lik comment removed by Jotaro Kujo

[rahsims42]

Cab driver was win. xDDD

[thefatman69dude]

maybe if i swish it around a bit....THERE WE GOOOO

holy diver + jojo bizarre adventure = epic win recipe