Youtube Poop: Jacky Chen visits Rule 34

[Obliviongatekeeper]

Jackie are we there yet?

[KCspur92]

3:02 I guess Nappa DOES breed...

[italianadonna12]

I used to watch this all the time!!!!

[immaninja80]

HAHAHAHHA...chubbie baby :P

[ccaian1]

OH MAN YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

FREUNLAVEN OH NICE LADY!

[satoshifan13]

1:28 where is that melody from? It sounds so familiar? :)

[pingasbomb]

that chubby baby song will now be my theme that ill play in my head when im about to shoot someone lol

[pingasbomb]

jackie is an amazing singer

[SmudgyTheGreat]

3:02 ....I can fly.

[poleeed]

My mind is full of FUCK

[HiLeonardo]

A Captain Rainbow reference? You're my favorite.

[SwiftOutlawful]

240p, we meet again!

[bubblez920]

i always wonder what Goku and Jacky look like fused

[PontaThaBaws]

And then i fell of the bridge like in cartoons!..........I CAN FLY

[TheHost155]

whats the song that plays every time Jackie gets hit or knocked out

[Dalesdeadbug123]

@TheHost155 It's from the original Sonic the Hedgehog. It played in the areas where the chaos emeralds are located.

[SammEater]

Hah hah, personally I don't care about the whole "AHH Mah childhood is ruined forever" thing everyone says, I can look at Rule 34 any day, my childhood is still there, besides Rule 34 is not even canon, don't worry kids Christopher Robin is not gay.

[SpeedCrazed50]

If it's rule 34 with ponies in it. BURN IT. BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!

[airex12]

FRYLAVEN!

FRYLAVEN!

FRYLAVEN!

[BeefGenocide]

@airex12 It's FREUNLAVEN!!!

[GamerSwag]

R34LLY?

[NoneShaltPass]

@tusknour94 if something exists, there's porn of it.

[tusknour92]

I'm not sure what Rule 34 is. Someone please tell me.



[halolover2dmax]

2:19 i'm in the sky,lol

[GalvatronLikesPonys]

"My Niece is very sorry...aren't you NIECE?"

"MOO!"

O_o

[GazpachoMacho]

ahhhhhh Kids WB was so awesome back then.

[maarten390]

i remember watching this poop when i was small, lol i found it again today

[jjkkllmmnnoo1]

they ruined ARTHUR with rule 34, ARTHUR, one of the shows that i grew up with, WTF!?!!

[NightWing1243]

@jjkkllmmnnoo1 the pbs arthur?

[jjkkllmmnnoo1]

@NightWing1243 yes, the PBS arthur

[NightWing1243]

@jjkkllmmnnoo1 what did they even do? Ive seen it recently and didnt really notice anything rule 34 worthy.

[jjkkllmmnnoo1]

@NightWing1243 try paheal.net

[TheLegendaryJazz]

Rule 34 states that everything you have ever held dear as a child has been turned into some form of hideous pornography.

Innocence does not exist on the international network.

[NomNomPlz]

@TheLegendaryJazz Internet doesn't mean international network...

[TheLegendaryJazz]

@NomNomPlz Same difference.

[mongolianape]

@TheLegendaryJazz and then theres the rule of youtube titles: if its poop,the title has a large chance of not making any sense.

[AngelicalSebastian]

@TheLegendaryJazz Innocence does not exist in internet : )

[DuskBeforeDawn2008]

You really overdo the repeating clip thing.....

[ImmaTomCat]

2:21

Lol, MGS4/ Calling to the Night Reference.

[Deandre1b]

My favorite part was 0:00 - 4:27

[WowOmgStudios]

Jackie Chan needs to punch 240p in the face.

[MultiSonicfan10]

You made me search Rule 34. Fuck you.

[evenflow714]

I can FLY

[migduh]

BOLTED TO THE FLOOROOLF

[srheadshot1]

jady, im not fufu XD

[TwinArrival]

0:00 - 0:06 That's how EVERY video on youtube should start.

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

Can I report you for attempting to kill me with laughter? ...Now how's that for a pick up line?

[Evilgidgit4Ever]

Alas poor Shadowkhan.

[More3118]

i know something when jackie dies its the special stage song for sonic the hedgehog 1

[Xfrimz]

i search something other than tf2 and i get tf2 reference

[Scoobusdobus22]

thumbs if you searched rule 34..

[iceyturtledude]

what is the music for the game over thing

[Saturshi]

@iceyturtledude The Ring Bonus Stage after you go in the Big Ring at the end of Green Stage.

[iceyturtledude]

@Saturshi thanks

[iceyturtledude]

@Saturshi sorry but i couldent find the song can you send me a link or tell me which specific game (guessing it's a sonic game) if you dont feel like it its but if you can thank you

[Saturshi]

@iceyturtledude khinsider has it in their servers somewhere.

[Dmangamer2014]

This was so bad, I flagged for child abuse...

(Not Really)

[Dmangamer2014]

How the HELL is this remotely funny?

[InternetLawman]

I would give 5 years of my life to be able to dislike this twice.

[Z0MB1PLAY3R]

my niece is very sorry MOO

[namejimmy]

i found myself remembering the 'oh nice and chubby baby!' bit in a lesson the other day, everyone was giving me weird looks as i pissed myself laughing seemingly over nothing. i must have looked crazy :L

[matzoball101]

@namejimmy

happens to me all the time lol

[OMDrX041]

FREUNLAVEN! FREUNLAVEN! FREUNLAVEN!

[EvilgidgitReturns]

Poor Shadowkhan.

[damainsh1]

lol!!!............ i can fly

[WindBlade97]

dont eat like a boob

[Darkfeather21]

I don't get it. what did this have to do with rule 34?

[danibazan14]

@Darkfeather21 0:17 hope this answer ur question lol

[Kairukurumi]

@Darkfeather21 EVERYTHING

[BoBoPatJiggler]

Remember kids, chew chew your food food.

[Uglycannibal]

I roflcopter'd every time the sonic music started playing.

[TheAgent181]

3:45 lol

[PSISpecter]

Lol, I just noticed the title at 0:33 says "Chan Chan Adventures".

[novaxp1]

Did anyone else notice the title said chan chan adventures

[PSISpecter]

Oh come on!

You killed off the star of the show in the 1st second of the video! What now?

[Radebayo]

4:10... why? why is jade thrusting?

[MichaelWatt]

PIDER DE PIDER DE PIDER

[WonderBlubber]

I told you. Chewchew your foofoo.

[Lostzilla847]

UNCRE!

[Draakdarkmaster6]

even if you could fly, and i'm not saying you can.... you can move things with your MIND and i'm not saying you can XD

[OMDrX041]

AH WISH DA GWOUND WAS MWUSHY EAND SAWFT

[Peaserist]

FLOOR

[mchemicalr159]

It means YOU ARE BOLTED TO THE FLOOR!

[iMasaneAmaha]

Help me out here

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Omg I died!

[coolmacmac]

What music is that from 0:02 - 0:06?

[RaiVen759]

@coolmacmac Sonic the hedgehog special stage I think

[Wolfbane8]

Golf trophy.

[Falcondick69]

so whenever jackie chan dies he goes to a special stage to get a chaos emerald?

[Kairukurumi]

@Falcondick69 YES

[TheOnlyAurasophy]

Fuck yeah, Metal Gear Solid!

[mechadrago5]

No Exeptions

[Nakkinenukka]

@tehogglapus Man, she smoked something out from this world.

[KralleCR]

i sit through the annoying parts for the funny parts, and its about 50/50

[Sakredlight]

CHUCHU YOUR FUFU

[Rockhard1492]

@Sakredlight IT WAS SOU-SOUP

[timeparadox888]

@Sakredlight IT WAS SOO-OO

[JordanECMusic]

who thinks of this shit!?!?!

[XxSoraMifunexX]

@JordanECMusic ur mom

[Blah3156]

3:02 Aye can Flay 8vD... xD

[ImmaKakorot]

0:15 EPIC TEABAG XDDDDDD

[gbhavam]

annoying to be honest

[xToXiCxKiNg]

3:01 She high out of he fucking mind

[clayzee001]

2:49, fucking epic xD

[sonicandmario123]

TAGS!!!!!!! hahaha

[jeffbaker199]

they should sick bruce lee on his ass

[jokkepokke95]

Press 3 for chair fuck

[su1T1]

you niggr xD

[su1T1]

dont eat like a BOOB?

[HauseOftenMens]

You suck asscock at ytping. Btw asscock is a man penis that was recently in another man anus.

[TheXtremist360]

The carousel music gets annoying after a little. Is it from a game?

[GameMakerBMGf]

@TheXtremist360 It's from the Special Stages in the first Sonic The Hedgehog game.

[HandsOffThePanda]

golf trophy

[LeValley007]

Rule 34- If it exists, there is porn of it.

[Vince4324]

Oh nice and chubby baby!!!

I loled  my ass off.

[Goldmagikarp1]

lol the tags.

3:00 That face...

[Acelogan14]

311 ppl didn't cho cho there foo foo.

[chocland2]

2:10 deepercutt is very sorry

[DeathToxik]

cjflo is 2000000000 times better than u just sayin have a nice day

[benaji261]

...nice and chubby babyyyyyyyy!

...wat?

[SteamSapper]

Golf Trophy! TF2 is awsome!!

[ohaiitsrachel]

i've watched this AT LEAST 20 times and it's still hilarious.

[alcnx]

mindfuck

[iizjack13]

moo

[SmashLiXs]

"i'm in the sky"

[NomNomPlz]

Help me out here

o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

[Mugi53]

DON'T EAT LIKE A BOOB!

[MrMattwaffle]

I can fly.

[jazerdet]

Deepercutt is sorry.

[deadwar2012]

3:00 Jade is retarded

[lolhardful]

3:00

derpface

[TwinArrival]

Shoulder Crush kills him. Chopstick to the forehead kills him. Getting shot kills him. Being told no also kills him. This has been very enlightening.

[dark6gothic6master6]

2:02

FROIN LAVEN!

FROIN LAVEN!

FROIN LAVEN!

[Jcolinsol]

The third time, Jackie only died on the inside.

[TwinArrival]

@Jcolinsol I think you mean fourth. Third time was a gunshot. And I'm pretty sure that would kill you on the outside too.

[MrTingfod]

@Jcolinsol ...That's actually the fourth time.

[aman692]

3rd time watching

[flcl7471]

wuts the song at 2:36

[talleric0]

@flcl7471 Calling to the Night. it's from a Metal gear Solid game.

[yiellow21]

If Any1 gets the Golf Trophy refrence, u are Awesome xD

[YaFolkTerio]

@yiellow21 sonic 1 special stage

[shadowgrail]

Oh yeah. I remember this show. It was about the talismans or whatever. The ones with different powers if I remember correctly.

[ChuggasLPs]

I TOLD U CHU CHU YOUR FUFU BUT IT WAS SUSU

[yiellow21]

Wut is the song at the beggining like the game over part?

[Cupcakesrawesomeness]

It sounded like he said fuck you O.O

[TheRetroman]

I swear that special stage music can do fucking anything.

[SammEater]

Damn this cartoon was so funny, I still love it. :P

[Audioworm]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[HyperControllers]

Golf trophy

[HyperControllers]

Golf trophy



[mooglelol1]

Golf trophy

[mooglelol1]

golf trophy

[CaptainBasilisx1]

2:59 DERP

[MARI06OO]

i love older poops

[ZeroVX1000]

"Jade, even if you could fly, and I'm not saying you can, YOU CAN MOVE THINGS WITH YOUR MIND!"

[LivinLife93]

"Jacky the coolest thing happened! i went right off the bridge but i didnt fall arishnafi and then i didnt fall and then i stopped in mid air and then i fall right off the bridge just like in cartoons :D....I can fly." lmao XD STUPID CHILD!!! *smack*

[SixRevolf0]

O_o on 1:05 jacky says Don't eatt like a boob ._.

[windspank530]

Does anyone know what that song is at the very beginning when Jackie Chan falls down?

[sirmugman]

@windspank530 that's from sonic 1 the zone where you have to get the chaos emrades

[DrinkPAB]

Huwaah! 4:07

[hyperhippy92]

2:10 3-head ¢@#% is very sorry

[windspank530]

@hyperhippy92 Deepercutt, bro.

[dark6gothic6master6]

1:54 you blablabablablablablabla

LOOL

[Jugglesama]

0:21

0:40

1:10

1:24

1:37

2:50

4:05

FUCKING LOL!

[Jugglesama]

4:02

0:39

[TheTrueChuster]

4:05

"Press the action button to take down an enemy silently"

[ExcaliburSonic24]

YOU HAVE THE BEST POOPS OF ALL TIME!!!!!

[madjimms]

FRY-LYVIN!

[UntouchableUriel]

Omg at 1:36 i was dying my abs felt like they just did a gajilian sit ups xDD

[midnaclaus]

TEH TAL-ES-MAN

[stagknight25]

This deserves a MILLION VIEWS!

[linkswordsman]

*luigi stupid auto fix

[linkswordsman]

Nvm it's from Mario strikers charged Kyoto theme

[linkswordsman]

Pleaaaase can someone tell me the song at 1:38 I know I've heard it before

[RyuKenChaos]

MGS4 Calling to the Night 4TW 2:21

[Xboxlivecenter]

304 people were bolted to the floor

[1dalmation1]

jackie and the ninjas were such good friends

[megamanx1291]

1:32= WIN!!