Yeah no kidding, none of those moves I remember in Kendo class, the final move looked like a piss poor DO move hollywood makes all that money but won't research a few hours of film to try to fake it better, 1 star, insulting to the art...
@Shindai: It's sad, it may be funny in a way of how it's not kendo in any way and how they try to pass it off as the art of kendo but this clip is making me feel embarrassed. Well if yoiu think it's funny then go ahead, I'm not going to stop you, It just I took kendo and study Japanese sword fighting, the moves are more to the art of MLB than Kendo. Have a good one Buddy...
Just for the record, me too. I guess the clip frustrates me a bit, wish I could make money off doing martial arts so hideously wrong too lol. Ah to each their own, you have a good un too :)
The movie is called Avenging Force, another Michael Dudikoff/Steve Jones affair in the vein of American Ninja. I'm guessing they saw some kendo and thought "Pfft, I could do that, let's do some of that in a film, it's kinda cool". I uploaded it for amusement though, if it helps :)
Least the acting is good XD Anyone else get the impression the choreographer had never seen a kendo match in his life? lol. I invite anyone who thinks they can to have a go at coming up with a better fight, I'd love to see what other people can do, and probably prove that they indeed CAN do much better :)
The sword battle definately doesn't leave anything to the imagination, just no creative effort put into it at all. I'm sure I could do better if I were to direct one =p.
Muito tosco...
felipe280685 5 months ago
I showed this to Sakamoto sensei, he laughed his ass off LOL
MinerlyCrafted 5 months ago
This is supposed to be kendo?
MinerlyCrafted 5 months ago
@MinerlyCrafted Apparently. Reminds me of how I used to choreograph when I was 14, though we still moved a lot faster lol
Shindai 5 months ago
@Shindai Lol, it also reminds me of how my friends at school used to imitate my kendo :3
MinerlyCrafted 5 months ago
SHIT!
TheKenzo92 5 months ago
Awesomely funny. Brings tears to my eyes
trinsonk 5 months ago
bullshit
Japankati2011 6 months ago
You call this Kendo? Pfftttt...
SmokeyIvoryWay 6 months ago
Es lo peor que he visto en mi vida...
CarlosAR38 7 months ago
NO THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
cr1tterp0wer 7 months ago
J'aime voir le kendo mais c'est dommage parce que ces techniques ne sont pas valables et insupportables.
Kyoushuu34 7 months ago
This is what happens when you don't have a technical advisor on the set of a movie shoot...Dumbasses
ZenAntics 7 months ago
check out the keikogi outside the hakkama xD
RiKen0110 9 months ago 3
@RiKen0110 LOL!!!
TheKenzo92 5 months ago
omg. now everything is clear to me. I have to tell my sensei, hes been teaching something wrong the whole time LOL
xayakosalim 11 months ago
disgrace
lbguitz2 1 year ago
lol very funny, check out my page for some real shinai fights tho
beefaronin 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha... so funny
Ardian1899 1 year ago
did i just hear the judge score an ippon for kote? o.O
wickedpoet667 1 year ago
Those swings are so over-extended that most of them would have missed if the target just stood still >_>...
What is this clip from?
gaxxag 1 year ago
This is so mcdojo...
zbvm 1 year ago 3
@zbvm Don't be mean, even mcdojo have standards lol
Shindai 1 year ago
The moves are so fluid.........
neuromachina 1 year ago 2
Lindo piñatazos greengos menso
ranchodeoz 1 year ago
amazing shit ever!
rascheid 1 year ago
omg that's not kendo
crush12100 2 years ago 2
Yeah no kidding, none of those moves I remember in Kendo class, the final move looked like a piss poor DO move hollywood makes all that money but won't research a few hours of film to try to fake it better, 1 star, insulting to the art...
SOIAx11x 2 years ago
1 star? Cmon, have a sense of humour, this is funny as hell :p
Shindai 1 year ago
@Shindai: It's sad, it may be funny in a way of how it's not kendo in any way and how they try to pass it off as the art of kendo but this clip is making me feel embarrassed. Well if yoiu think it's funny then go ahead, I'm not going to stop you, It just I took kendo and study Japanese sword fighting, the moves are more to the art of MLB than Kendo. Have a good one Buddy...
SOIAx11x 1 year ago
Just for the record, me too. I guess the clip frustrates me a bit, wish I could make money off doing martial arts so hideously wrong too lol. Ah to each their own, you have a good un too :)
Shindai 1 year ago
Lol, I hear ya. ;-) Okay Thanks Bud.
SOIAx11x 1 year ago
oh, what's MLB? :$
Shindai 1 year ago
Oh... I mean Major League Baseball.
SOIAx11x 1 year ago
I could SWEAR that those are racket sounds lol. Like when you're playing tennis.
ChaoticAnamnesis 2 years ago
lol I never thought of that but it does sound like that
Shindai 2 years ago
:)))))
adakendo 2 years ago
very poor presentation of kendo lol
FuriousPublic 2 years ago
mein Gott! was ist das.. hahahahahahaahahhahaha.
es ist Kendo in wildwest style.
Blausamurai 2 years ago
Bwahahahaha!!!
kendoka0girl 2 years ago
Bravo Bravo!!! xD lol
GeneralHanSolo 2 years ago
So ein gayer scheiß, aber die rolle war ganz gut :D
Worothan 2 years ago
Please tell me this is either a joke or a movie that decided to 'feature' kendo but without asking any kenshi to help.
rfoxmich 2 years ago
The movie is called Avenging Force, another Michael Dudikoff/Steve Jones affair in the vein of American Ninja. I'm guessing they saw some kendo and thought "Pfft, I could do that, let's do some of that in a film, it's kinda cool". I uploaded it for amusement though, if it helps :)
Shindai 2 years ago
More precisely, "Avenging Force" is another in a long line of cheesy action films by Golan/Globus.
Watcher3223 2 years ago
Maybe they were trying to execute kenjutsu moves with kendo equipment...anyway, a kendoka would have probably dismembered them, hahaha.
BADAWYY 2 years ago
WTF IS THIS SHIT!? LOL
jp4k 2 years ago
This is.... very bad.
yannos1000 2 years ago
wtf was that? those "shinais" are made of compressed paper or what? oh lord and the music! CHESSY
atlatzin 3 years ago
I know, it's amazing isn't it :D lol
Shindai 3 years ago
oh mon dieu mon dieu mon dieu !
ineditof 3 years ago 2
This made me want to start kendo... false advertisement... LOL JK WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP LOL kendoka all over the world should sue.
HumanGosu 3 years ago 2
They will hurt themselves if they go on like this!!:P
ShadowCompany01 3 years ago
ahahahah what the hell is that!!??!!?
it looks like some "the simpsons" chapter. xD
rascheid 3 years ago
dear god...
pedritoelmalote 3 years ago
Breathtaking, isn't it :D
Shindai 3 years ago
Wanna know what they're using, coz they sure as hell don't sound like shinai :D
Shindai 3 years ago
...excrementastic
ishiho 3 years ago
Least the acting is good XD Anyone else get the impression the choreographer had never seen a kendo match in his life? lol. I invite anyone who thinks they can to have a go at coming up with a better fight, I'd love to see what other people can do, and probably prove that they indeed CAN do much better :)
Shindai 4 years ago
i couldn't agree more
kamaeqaf 4 years ago
This is not Kendo. This is baseball.
rfrossi 4 years ago 18
The sword battle definately doesn't leave anything to the imagination, just no creative effort put into it at all. I'm sure I could do better if I were to direct one =p.
Kadngi 4 years ago 2