Let's Play Merry Gear Solid 1: Secret Santa

[ShootMcKay]

It´s not a festive holiday anymore, it´s a clandestine holiday!

[SaintNight]

Damn that family must be pumping out kids.

[masic88]

7:12!

WEARING?!!

SPEAKING?!?

WALKING?!??

BREATHING??

*facedesk* x 5!

[RocketRaccoon99]

@masic88 AIRHOLES?!

[TheFailure1337]

DeceasedCrab MUST have crab like skin to facedesk like that!

[Summerwhat]

Hate kids? I'm actually a kid but I'm your number one fan!

[DemonDragon000]

who the hell has that many kids???

[ACherimoya]

...Air holes?!

[OeCakeVideos]

07:12 DeceasedFacedesk!

[chisese]

The parents must be real sleazes, they have like 70 telepathically conected children!

[Bluecho4]

@chisese My god, these are the cloned offspring of Psycho Mantis! Or young replicants from F.E.A.R. Whichever.

[iceyarticuno]

I. Just. I think I broke something from laughing.

This is brilliant.

[DMSwordsmaster]

....Insert head into desk at 7:13?

[DeceasedCrab]

@DMSwordsmaster It's a wonder that my desk isn't broken yet.

[chisese]

@DeceasedCrab That... That was your... head? :O

[lolmechy]

the kids look like zombies :o

[guitaristdude0]

what is this happy fun land?

[Holktube]

Solid Santa sounds like part Solid Snake and part Mr. Garrison.

[casey963]

7:10

Face palming?

[stevegauch]

heh, this should be good.

[DeceasedCrab]

Was it?

[themadwhitaker]

Wow, Solid Santa's voice is a pretty good David Hayter impersonator.

[maruproductions]

What is wrong with the parents of this house? How many kids do they have?

[DeceasedCrab]

The entire house seems suspicious.

[masic88]

this is octomom's house.

[burningflurber]

@maruproductions Foster home?

[SupahtheTubemon]

hoping you play the sequel

[DeceasedCrab]

Time will tell.

[Mayesama]

EPIC FORSHADOWING

[DeceasedCrab]

Guilty as charged. I WAS planning to LP this game a month ago. It just took longer than planned.

[Mayesama]

Heh Just happy it's out.

[godfather12m]

solid santa XD

[FencingMessiah]

6:00 is the best part of the video!

[sammysoso136]

Talk about a lot of kids!

[TheDevilbuster]

Santa sounds like a war veteran. "Here comes Santa Claus, you little bastards!" XP

[DLAlucard]

Has anyone else noticed that the kids all have red eyes?

[sonicisawesome159]

That's the blush on their cheeks.

[jack037907]

head backing again DC?

[LulzBat]

Whats next, toys of patriots ?

[TigenCast]

Who has this many children!!!

[pupilove2]

Santa sounds like Batman! haha

[aghbi]

This place has to be an orphanage or something with the number of kids there.

[Zelarpie]

Santa? Santa! SAAAAAANNNNTTAAAA! dun dun dundundun dun dun dundundun

[VeePickle]

I do like the voice actors. Whenever Santa interrupts with one of his "METAL GEAR?!" questions, Tim's next line is hurried up, like Tim is trying to say "Stop doing that!"

[DeceasedCrab]

Crab Battle.

[RaineMan213]

Just remember your CQC.

And don't take your own eye out, you'll need the depth perception.

[trapmaster46]

With Crab People?

[nylonhead116]

wow, thats actually a good snake. david hayter would be proud

[slb1900000]

That's an excellent imitation Snake voice.

[bluxx123]

its sounds just like snake amazing

[moss257]

I've hugged a wall today DC... have you?

[LieutenantWolf]

did he bang his head on something after he said wareing?

[MupMan0815]

I always knew kids were the REAL enemies...

[adamschwartze]

I should play this game on Christmas.

[beecarpet]

heyyyyyyyyyy 012.25= december 25th

[jharristheyamyam]

i know im childish but i laughed when you said he has a green sack

[DeceasedCrab]

He should see a doctor for that.

[RTardEntertainment]

...doctor?!

[brandsca123]

thats just sick

[bananabible]

@jharristheyamyam maybe he is the grinch....you never know :P

[bitesh]

@jharristheyamyam it's a deceased sack!

[thatrandombloak]

I am not the gift box you are looking for...

[phish1988]

is this a real game. Its so cute and funny

[MewLime]

Well, it's a fan game. You should search for it using Google, it's pretty fun.

[Xelrac7]

lmao amazing

[FacePunch0]

What is this? Happy fun land? Haha!

Can't you throw just a little bit of coal? Maybe coal dust, to blind the children! STEALTH!

[AmberKross]

"wearing!?"

*head desk*

[PzGSephy]

Solid Santa ?

[SA2BFTW]

hohoho gift box with air holes puppys maybe

[crazygamers2]

A couple!? thats definintly not a couple

[dafrandle]

sonds Just like snake

[VromNath]

I should play this, because I haven't played a good Metal Gear based sneaking game since Boktai.

[tomloadsadosh]

Merry Gear Solid is fun!

[CastlevaniaMoogle]

Whoever lives in that house has LOTS of kids.

[iamnotfromearth]

its an apartment complex thing but still there are alot of kids

[Actizn]

14015 Hideo Drive? Oh I see what they did there.

[binderfind]

"Run for it, St. Nick!"

[Jadriam]

7:17.... Is that the tenth or nineteenth time we've heard the BANG BANG BANG of DC's head against his table? I'm losing count, but this one was special because I did the SAME THING at that exact point.

[JimDaddysLPs]

10 or 19? i would suggest watching hell temple then recounting, or watch Startropics 2.

[oldskoolgamertje]

Will you meet Rudolf in basement #1 and watch him wiggle his cute behind?

[chimerashaq]

funny as Hell another great one from Dceasedcrab.

[DeceasedCrab]

Who is this Dceasedcrab? I will slaughter him for stealing my thunder, my first e, and my shift key.

[raymoreclef]

That has to be the best response to a comment ever...

[Lawlulz666]

I believe he's a good friend of D-Crab.

[oipsd]

god its metal gear solid with santa O.o

[ichigofan1911]

and no neck-snapping DX

[narutofan11111111]

lol i love this

[Neol]

WOW this family sure has a lot of kids....

[apsp96]

yes i hugged a wall

[lokom40]

Geez these people had a LOT of kids at the same time.

[xXRyokuXx]

OH sweet god, why didn't I know about this game sooner? My google-fu is in need of training. It's back to the mountains for me.

[lonewolf537]

how many children do they have?! sheesh. someone got busy.

[Whillenn]

I started playing this game, but I didn't get to the end and gave up because of a lack of a saving function. I'm looking forward to seeing how the game ends! Oh, and are you making a SA thread for this, or just playing it?

[DeceasedCrab]

I threw it in my SA thread for Joy Mech Fight, since it's so short. Which is why none of them really know about it. That'll teach me for putting multiple games in one thread.

[Rinvak]

Say, is this a game I should just shut up and go play?

[ElderMatrix]

Yes. An enthusiastic yes.

[JenaSu]

...words can simply not describe my feelings about this game. This is going to be an amazing LP.

I really enjoy when you play freeware/indie games, DC. It's great to see what kind of amazing things these people can create.

...and try not to give yourself a concussion over the course of this game. D:

[Jigglysaint]

Welcome back DC. Hope you enjoyed your time off.

[Zetimenvec]

hahahaha, this game is awesome.

[TheZergSlaya]

Lmfao your lets play are fking awsome :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­Dddddddddd

[DarkBahamut]

Good gawd! How 5-year olds are in this house? The mom must be unable to walk!

[dannypfan007]

lol

[DasMischungBaby]

*blinks*

Mass replies dominate the comment land!

DC speaks to himself for intelligent conversation!

[DeceasedCrab]

You. You are a fool. You did not click "View All Comments" so you only see the last things posted. You would see a full dialogue tree if you were looking at all the comments.

Shush.

[TasamiOkami]

Yes i Agree. My Mistake. To Tell the Truth I Thought there Was only One Page. *Hands you A knife* Please Stab my Eyes Out.

[zebezd]

Do you have a text document for that so you can copy-paste that one? or maybe a macro of some sort? I hope you do, it's way too ownage not to keep.

[DeceasedCrab]

I copy-paste it when I need it. I should start saving generic responses. The personal touch people get with a specifically written comment isn't always deserved. :)

[JimDaddysLPs]

Also, when "solid santa" faces the camera, is it just me or does it look like he's holding a gun of some sort?

[JimDaddysLPs]

oh my..wh...bu... you know what... I'm just not gonna say anything.

[AsterisKSC]

epic game :D

[TasamiOkami]

Stop Talking to your self ):<

[DeceasedCrab]

You. You are a fool. You did not click "View All Comments" so you only see the last things posted. You would see a full dialogue tree if you were looking at all the comments.

Shush.

[TasamiOkami]

How Many Kids Do The Owner of that House have?

[EchoECNM]

Awesome. That game rocks.

[Well894]

You really need to find a serious game. x)

[DeceasedCrab]

Why?

[zebezd]

I ask the same question, why would you ever need a serious game?

[Shadowdog212]

Oh no, DC is already hitting his head on the desk this early? You need to be more jolly DC, be more into the Christmas spirit!

[PixelHead777]

Are you kidding? That trick would only work on 5 year olds.

The trick will work because they ARE 5 year olds.

[unknown57701]

yay *thud* *thud* *thud* DC is back and is funny as ever and the game is hi-lariuos

[Jigglysaint]

I've yet to perfect the head banging technique. Trust me, with friends like mine I'm surprised I didn't go brain dead.

[kaosblaze]

7:15 Was that you banging your head on the table?

[DeceasedCrab]

Yeah. It was.

[ROHisLife]

This is the most awesome thing ever.

[Nesophile]

This actually looks pretty well done! Cool concept...LOL

Love ur LP's DC...keep em coming. ;)

[Jonno988]

Why are there so many kids in this house?

[DeceasedCrab]

Thursday.

[onematty01]

What the...How many kids does this family HAVE?!

[richiejack1996]

I KNOW I GOT IT AD THEIRS MILLIONS!!!!

[Samusan]

The cutscene is really similar to the MGS3 cutscene with Major Tom (or Zero, whatever) and Naked Snake (Big Boss).

[Fluid4]

The people who made this did a great job of parodying Snake's speech pattern, I'll give them that.

[VarDolzeberg]

Full of bombs? What? That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, and I've been watching these LPs for a long time.

[DeceasedCrab]

You just don't get it. The kids won't approach the gift box because it may be full of bombs.

[Jigglysaint]

Seriously, have you EVER heard of a 5-year old that wouldn't be interested in a box of bombs? Well it could be worse. Santa could disguise himself as a pinata full of candy in a house of diabetic children.

[theiriw]

Please stop trying to kill the joke.

[DeceasedCrab]

He can't help it.

[kyazr]

thanks for doing this game DC, i started it but gave up and i want to see how it ends.

[LiamHoganProductions]

I've played this! It's fun.

[StakeJade]

That really looks like a fun game. Hehe. Can't wait to see what comes next. :)

[LaZodiac]

This is so wrong, and yet so very very right.

[kaler12]

solid santa sounds like the real thing

[diogopd]

Stealth games are fun.

[ElderMatrix]

Wow... I haven't played this in ages. Great choice DC!

[Cabal901]

holy crap this looks awesome

[papermario2006]

Yay, youre back! had a nice vacation?

hilarious game btw! LOL

[MichaelSomething]

I would totally rate 5 stars if I could

[DeceasedCrab]

I don't believe in ratings. You either like it or you don't. But putting numbers on everything isn't good.

[MichaelSomething]

How can I show how awesome I think a video is then? Guess I can always post "This is awesome."

[DeceasedCrab]

That works.

[LordQuadros]

Santa, what's wrong? Santa?! SANTAAAAAAAA!!!

[Rocky183]

Next up: SMOKING CANDY CANES!

[Savaril]

Haha, insignificant studios is pure win. They better finish the Underside soon.

[Mrvort]

This is hilarious.

I wonder if there's Liquid Santa? Final Boss perhaps?

[ryufrombreathoffire]

xd...this is funny...i wonder if there are any weapons or bosses in this game

[Bladedlightning]

Great taste you have, DC. This game looks like a lot of fun.

[jonjonrov]

DC this is great.. i dont know where you find them... too funny

[TheHelldragon]

A Gift Box?! I need scissors! 61!

[gamer2774]

wow, that is very funny. Watch as the final boss fight is between snake and santa lol

[DeceasedCrab]

lol that r rediculous

[Assasin2]

If it's parodying a Hideo Kojima game then sounding rediculous is the least of it's problems.

[LordTyphoon]

I played this last winter. It's pretty great.

You had a mighty short vacation, though.

[DeceasedCrab]

Yeah. Too short.

[Thundercross]

Welcome back on your vacation, but this doesn't bode well for your head-desking on the first video.

[WingedGuardian11]

Why in god's name are there THAT many kids in a household. Are their parents rabbits?

[traceacex]

"It's full of bombs?!"

Okay. This has to be the funniest game I've seen in ages or I'm just way easily amused this morning. Oh man am I looking forward to the rest of this LP.

[homesliceme]

"Did you forget about your Secret Santa?"

"Yes."

[gongon1050]

Wow, this game is awesome, it combines my two favorite things, Christmas and solid snake.

On another note, how was your vacation DC?

[DeceasedCrab]

It instructed me on the need to cook for the crowd.

[Xaintrix]

You mean to avoid it at all costs, or that you're inevitably lumped into the role? I get stuck with it sometimes. I love to cook, but sometimes it's too much. Sounds odd coming off a LP comment, but if you need recipes just let me know.

[WowComics]

lol excellent choice on game, can someone explain the 1225? Have no idea where that's from.

[ujusgotpwnd]

This is such a good parody. It's hilarious.

[Jockolantern]

Christmas in July? Eh, DC?

[Abalux]

Wow, this house must be a small apartment building to have so many kids in it. That, or Mom and Dad are very, very busy.

[linkmax14122]

this is one big arse house

[Quadraxis14]

XD Awesomeness, great LP choice DC! can't wait to see the rest, anyways, that sound after the first codec call sounded like skype, just curious, do you have skype? or was it something else XD sorry for asking, I'm just curious, anyways, keep hugging walls Solid Santa!!!