Every Sperm is Sacred

[proto360ster]

i am from ireland this what you learn sex ed

[AlkaPWND357]

nothing makes sense if you don't know what happened before

[beachghost93]

England has certainly gone down in the jolliness category since this video.

[victrolajake]

I'm Catholic so I mean every lyric when I sing this song.

[BgBuckinChickn]

Congressman against abortion should all band together and sing this song.

[iFigaro2u]

Sorry once again. :/

[iFigaro2u]

Ok. That was not supposed to be a comment. I was searching for Graham Chapman's tirade before that musical number and typed it in the wrong box!

[iFigaro2u]

Look at the bloody Catholics!

[andrewlawrence2209]

@AltessiaSilentarrow Years later, many of the child actors actually said they had no idea what they were signing about.

[killshotgamer]

I went from music to this?

[philofdarwen]

Thank god(sorry)monty had their chance to do these things b4 political correctness showed its stupid ugly head

[AltessiaSilentarrow]

I wonder how the parents reacted to their kids knowing about all the things in the song so young... Or if it was a, "Just sing the words, honey. I'll explain when you're older." situation. XD

[ChaseManhattan516]

@AltessiaSilentarrow Kids don't know what sperm is, and it's a good thing. Show a kid a picture of some sperm, and tell him where it comes from... see how he reacts. It can be pretty devastating. Maybe, some of the older kids knew. I kinda wonder how they casted this.

[bulldogbell1980]

I learned about sperm for my first time as a boy watching the meaning of life. Thanks Monty Python

[LNER4771]

3:44-4:00

If only that were real life. You could break into music and all of a sudden there is a man on a penny farthing and a chinese dragon.

[djbadlt]

hey look its The Duggars

[despotzapper]

Really ,Thank God Enlightenment doesn't end with fucking Catholicism or we'd still be in the stone age!!

[goddamnkids75]

i find this a islust to my family

[Ali74]

The song is still very true today. Ireland has the highest percentage population growth in Europe

[roflmaolol1234]

now we know why the population is so high. damn catholics

[damestickman323]

@Romagatyr you forgot Steven, Catherine, and Kathleen.

[janospraves]

sperm clinic recruitment video :)

[BlueWalrus99]

I used to be a Catholic. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[FlamingAlchemist7]

Theres some naked kid 

[breakawaybar]

Fantastic! 

[MrSlendermanxLove]

Funny how funny these people are lol..

[ACJvideos]

well...that was interesting. :)

[linakaprice]

It's weird that they sing about this really well o w o"

[TheNeonIcing]

@laur121212

Well they actually asked the kids if they knew what they were singing about, all of them looked utterly confused and said "No"

[realityorfiction]

they should show this in sex-ed

[Gorgothnia]

@realityorfiction We got shown it in RE :) Our school may have been the only one ever where people looked forward to RE and philosophy and ethics except whichever school our teacher moved to after she left.

[g0dl0vesm3i]

@Gorgothnia SAME

[MonkeyManWill]

Cant believe they go tkids to do that XD

[idontknowshutup65]

@MonkeyManWill In future interview they admitted to having no idea what they were signing about (most of them)

[shuttahbug12]

The best comedy troupe in the history of EVER

[ingac70]

The theme song to "19 Kids and Counting".

[simonhodge1983]

Haha brummie Papal discount house 3:25 !!

[SuperMaxTux]

108 people spill theirs on the dusty ground :D

[cod007skilldfan]

Who would come up with this...? LOL

[MegamanSora1]

@cod007skilldfan

Do you really need me to answer that?

Remember, these people came up with the Black Knight.

[OspreyKnight]

@cod007skilldfan the British.

[obiwanobiwan13]

"Why...is there...a Chinese Dragon in the--"

"BECAUSE MONTY PYTHON SAID SO!"

;)

[darthjantom]

@obiwanobiwan13 The Chinese Dragon is to represent sperm :)

[laur121212]

little girls singing about sperm ... well seems legit to me

[doctorich]

I courteously disagree with this, seeing as of the tens of thousands of sperm cells expelled upon ejaculation, only one of them was responsible for me.

So fuck the other 80,000. Those bitches weren't fast enough.

[YoussefFishere]

HAHAHAHA

[Romagatyr]

I was a catholic and the only child that survived childhood. I'll miss them all, Patrick, Michael, Mary, Mary, Mary, John ,James, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, James, Brian, John, Patrick, Michael, Mary, Mary, Mary, Patrick, Mary, and Patrick.

[BlueWalrus99]

@Romagatyr LOL

[Veronox117]

I find this video very hard to masturbate to.

[iSsNiPeZ]

@Veronox117 your comment is an epic win

[MrSlendermanxLove]

@Veronox117 ...lol.



[breakawaybar]

@Veronox117 Super comment! lol

[slovan]

@Veronox117 I don't.

[Stabripbeef]

Wait what

[123sadnoob]

some of these kids are like 4

[123sadnoob]

i think sperms are sacred

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

What the hell did I just watch?

[crazyworld05]

WTF is this, why don't you guys eat sperm , what about ova? ova is not sacred. Why do you guys eat eggs every morning in the breakfast. Roman catholics stop eating eggs, you guys did not mention every sperm of human being  or any living animal?

[danerogil]

@crazyworld05 You're mentally retarded, aren't you?

[bernytheman]

@danerogil Yes, he is...

[sidereally]

@crazyworld05 you do realize an "egg" that you eat in the morning is actually chicken "period" comparatively.

[OspreyKnight]

@crazyworld05 Some of us do... I wonder if that could be considered canabalism... *ponders*

[Greavr]

the choreography reminds me of Mary Poppins

[danerogil]

I waste my sperm to this song.

[littleflags]

"...You're a Catholic the moment Dad came..."

[BenJamminPara]

I wank. I apologize!

[DroopSack]

I admit it, I have wasted my sperm.

[angrywhenroused]

Terry Jones always was the best at dressing up as a women

[AdiaCavan]

Damn. Monty Python has psychic predictive powers. This was made at least 5 years before the Duggars pumped out their first unit.

[SIXITHS]

Sorry kids, its off to medical research for all of you...

[goth9ever]

it dosnt fuckingm atter what age you in at any point, monty phython will always remain a fucking hilarious legend

[maxpowers518]

Aren't Mormons against birth control as well?

[OspreyKnight]

@maxpowers518 Wanking yes, however birth control more taboo than against. Kind of like living in a 50's twilight zone *lives in Utah*

[jbourdeth1996]

Dis you notice that one of them was chinese i guess the wife was that much of a catholic

[CrazyKraut20]

0:05 - 2:17 should be the national anthem of the vatican state just replace every "I" with a "we" in the lyrics  :D

[SupaBriMan26]

I've given this long and careful thought. And it's got to be medical experiments for the lot of you! God has blessed us so much......I can't afford to feed you anymore.

[tacoismykitty]

saw this movie sitting in a drawer, decided to see what it was about.

never in my life have i had such a life changing event from a movie

[petegeorge94]

106 people are christians

[Lizzy7209]

You're a Catholic the moment dad came..... :D!

[yalu2]

800k views? let's get it to 7 000 000 000

[bloodtimer]

But now there is over population.. lol

[Kaiyou1691]

I wonder if these people know that even when one sperm makes it the other millions die

[LuisQuesadaa]

no always look at the bright side of life? :O

[IrishMinja]

Sperm is broken down and recycled on a monthly* basis if it is not ejaculated.

(*around that amount of time)

[freebrainstorms]

it's so a parody of oliver!

[FuzzyLittleBastard]

Why does this remind me of step in time?

[CaptiveSkorge]

i always find funny as fuck on how the fuck they get little as young as 5 to sing sperm or swear. its funny as fuck.

[RaileeLunaClaw]

Is it okay for women to masturbate, since our eggs aren't ejected from our bodies in the process?

[frylok69]

@RaileeLunaClaw No it's not okay.Every time you touch yourself an angel dies.

[OspreyKnight]

@RaileeLunaClaw well, sin inherent. Women waste their ovum every month they don't have a child. Therefore women are inherently evil if they don't have children every opportunity. So, sure it's ok. Won't make a difference because only straight catholic men will be in heaven. ^,,^ Medieval logic is a wonder to behold.

[T3hDeadly]

@OspreyKnight I don't think it takes that sort of convoluted explanation to know that women are inherently evil.

[xTheGerbilx]

I'm Catholic, but we don't say "every sperm is sacred" here, we say: "if they're old enough to bleed, they're good enough to breed"

[AchievmentX]

is it horrible that the song from enchanted when she gathers the parade through central parl reminds me of this?

[renzopumawolf]

well, now i know why i have too much uncles LOL

[rabidkiwi999]

where the hell did they get enough parents to allow their kids to sing this song!?!?!

[Alvorin]

@rabidkiwi999

Simpler times

[CBW7]

@rabidkiwi999 It was made in Britain which doesn't suffer from America's Puritan squeamish pratiness and moreover, by bloody Monty Python.

[wankerpanther]

Epic.

[deandusk]

chinese dragon?!

[Monaqute]

Michael you are SO GOOD

[xxAlasteirxx]

ya think they got enough fkn kids??

[DanM25456]

I love how this song is all happy go lucky but if it's right we're all screwed.

[zzFallens]

@DanM25456 The song is about of the catholic doctrine, I guess you mean if the Catholic doctrine is correct then we're all screwed.

[g2lm4l]

Why it's a middle-aged Harry Potter!

[r0ckoman]

they should show this on sex Ed

[HerrJohann72]

I blame China and India for population crisis.

[AutomHatter]

@HerrJohann72 Best not reproduce then or it will be your fault too.

[HerrJohann72]

"-which is why I have to sell you all for scientific experiments."

[austinthebookworm5]

Brilliant commentary. Catholics need to make less, though, we're having a population crisis!

[Haydutin]

@austinthebookworm5 tell that to the muslims!

[TheAlmightyAss]

pure python awesomeness

[dgk02livin4him]

Well, they have to learn sometime.

[ammonammonammon]

How can you not appreciate this? Aside from brilliant commentary, WHAT a production!! :D

[twilightwindwaker]

The ironic thing about this is that millions of sperm are constantly lost so God must be irate all the time.

[flimpkin4]

(These child actors shouldn't really be singing these lyrics!)

[moviemaster8510]

@flimpkin4 Who cares? They're British.

[MaxxTheSlash]

@flimpkin4

According to the Trivia section for The Meaning of Life at the Internet Movie Database, when asked, the kids said they had no idea what they were singing about.

Another piece of trivia: Michael Palin (the dad who began the song) didn't want to say anything dirty in front of the kids, so when he mentions "that little rubber thing at the end of my cock," (referring to a condom), he instead said "sock" and dubbed in "cock" later to avoid swearing in front of the kids.

[Lizzy7209]

@MaxxTheSlash Oh dear sweet Michael....just another reason why I love him so much.

[MaximillianZakes]

Every time I think about Catholics, I think of this song.

One time, I was shopping in the grocery store and I wanted to start singing "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great ..." right there out loud in the store, right in the frozen food section ...

I didn't though ... *whew*

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@MaximillianZakes

Shame. People looks at you in the funniest ways.

[PlatStrat13]

Why can't every musical number be like this?!

[Lightning936]

102 people have no sense of humor.

[martinzalle]

I wonder if half of the kids even know what sperm is?

[zacman223]

nope medical science for the lot of ya

[MultiMagoon]

in a very disturbing way the perfect catho propaganda vidi

[FernandoMontelbon]

@MultiMagoon Become a catholic... spontaneously burst into song!

.. I'd sign up...

[Veto2090]

Did anyone notice 3:37 ?

[Awes0meSn1per115]

@Veto2090

Does that make me a pervert? I'm 14, so I can't be a pedophile.

[Doom2Guy]

I personally thought this song dragged on too long

[weasleynmunatoti]

I wonder if these kids, who are grown-ups now, tell ohter people: "Yeh, I was one of those kids who sang about sperm with Michael Palin!"

[michaeld5]

Ha ha, and the Catholic church takes another hit!! lol

[Sakura790]

This is epic!

brilliant!!

[mickwald]

3:40 insert here >o<

[pelli1]

the girl at 1:29 is adoreable and sings so well... if its her.

[LizaMMX]

@pelli1 She reminds me of the girl who play Molly in the 1975 Annie movie

[FlabbiosAprons]

How awkward must he have felt, singing about sperm in a set full of children, some of whom were naked?

[thomuks]

Rapist: Every sperm is sacred!

Raped girl: Fuck yeah!

[MrMogwaiMan]

@JacobTurchi this should be a pro life commercial

[MrMogwaiMan]

the best way to argue against blasphemous masturbation.

[sish4]

4:00 Spanish inquisition

i didn't expect it!

[mbabist01]

I once knew a good Catholic family that had EIGHT kids! The husband had a good job with the Federal gov't, but with all those KIDS, that family was POOR!

[JacobTurchi]

i would love to see this on a pro life commercial

[Bobaaboo]

How ironic, this is what I wank to. It's that good a song!

[OleUndAl]

I have to admit, that child with the single in the start, she's really talented.

[Er89John]

@OleUndAl If you notice it's teeth, it is Shane McGowans daughter.

[mightymarcin]

@OleUndAl According to the DVD commentary, the girl on the right at 0:44 was the one who delighted us with her voice. The one shown just dubbed it (really well).

[xmadux]

@OleUndAl All kids there are very talented in this number. It's one of greatest castings ever!

[rodney1you1plonker]

you'll nev-ar wank aloooone

[Topdoggie7]

This doesn't apply to women. XD

[trema12345]

@Topdoggie7 what if it drips out and they waste it

[Topdoggie7]

@trema12345 Uh, use a cork to keep it from dripping?

[deepak6043]

monty python rocks!

[indoorin]

Those kids were probably never traumatised by working with monty python.

[6020e3]

@indoorin i wish i ever worked with python.

[muffzstream]

remember guys and girls, you where first ;)

[buddhafig]

At 1:57, im the kid nearest the door. that boy. yaess..

[bankaibuddy15]

This is completely awful...

[aiex72aiex72]

@bankaibuddy15 then don't watch

[bankaibuddy15]

@aiex72aiex72 I won't.

[isagagenius]

did the children know what they were singing?

[JediSlayer22]

@isagagenius Years later most of them said they didn't have clue.

[cisarcesar]

Let's see what others are thinking about masturbation and sperm:

Catholic Priest: "I never masturbate, I ask one child to do this for me."

Hitler: "See. I'm not the only one who kill millions"

16 year old boy: "Ah! ah! ah! aaahh! Ouww! That's good!"

Spermatozoids: "We like to fly!!"

Chuck Norris: "Every time I masturbate I have to rebuild the wall of bathroom"