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  • ew

  • LMAO!!! so freaking hilarious!!!!

  • keep pressing 9 HJ

  • @gbbraden987 You clearly DON'T know what a handjob is.

  • U suck my cock asshole muda fucking bitch

  • Um. Not even a nice try. just not funny. At all.

  • There once was a vampire named Mable

    Whose periods were very unstable

    One night while under the moon

    She took out a spoon

    And drank herself under the table

  • thats hot haha

  • Gay joke iz not even funny

  • what the fuck is wrong with you

  • lol knew this joke when i was like 13, still not funny :P

  • AAAAAAHHHHHHH  THAT IS FUCKING SICK!!! not funny

  • i just shit my pants

  • ummm ok was that ment to be funny? and BTW UR NOT HOT ..

  • no hot girl and no joke.

  • your hot

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkk thats disgusting

  • fail

  • I was drinking tea when i saw this!...soo not funny!...lol

  • ...........(bang)

  • hot girl? 

  • thats the same one as hot girldirty jokes 14

  • this girl is HAWT !!

  • o.O i will never have a red fruit thee again :/

  • I have never seen a girl who was funny on purpose. this does not help

  • lmao

  • That's horrible. i lol'd

  • did i get it wrong first whas 3 male wampires in end 1 female :D

  • I puked, that was wrong!

  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwww

  • FIT BUT SHIT COMPARED TO ELIS DIRTY JOKES

  • O_e Thats disgusting.

  • hahaha!!! thats pretty funny... keep up the good jokes :) tc

  • OMG thats disgusting

  • pathetic joke !

  • THAT IS DISGUSTING! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?! WHAT IF I WERE EATING?

    get topless.

  • so where is the hot girl

  • thats just funny but yuck

  • AWFUL JOKE - please blow me

  • @Lythium8d8 HAHAAHAAHAH

  • i am making tea .

    HAHAHA

  • okkkkkkkkkk

  • that is so retarted but i would let that bitck blow me

  • HAHAHA ! I love it ! xD

  • that was gross bruhlol

  • hahahaha i dont give a fuck wat any of yall say that shits funny. plus she was dippin with her hand

  • nasty lol

  • nasty funny. Gross!!

  • oh thats REALLY gross, thats not even funny.

    :)

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  • @semicharmed08 But she thinks that she is looking beautiful.. she is total bitch... omg bitch on youtube.

  • off sync!

  • lol that's nasty

  • dont be surprised if a vampire comes and sucks ure blood..they dont like this kind of jokes

  • THIS CHICK COULD SUCK MY BLOOD

  • LOL

  • hahaha... that's actually pretty funny

  • i want this chicks number

  • Hey we have the hot brunette from Hot Girls Dirty Jokes on her new web tv show juice. Watch her in a bikini on the Behind the Scene section on the Orange County Register's web TV show 'Juice'

    or on our you tube page: ocrjuice

  • disgusting

  • mmmm I think it says at very top of the box with coulours which is called video player, it says DIRTY JOKE, so I dont see why you guys have put those gay comments saying "ohh its disgusting", I mean the joke is bad but...

  • wow... not funny disguisting

  • Your bangs are making you tilt your head back like whoah

  • thats just down right discusting

  • eww hahahahhah!

  • ROFL! shit that's funny :)

  • Jhhahahhahahaaaaaa

  • hahahaha,thats areal fucken dirty god damn joke.hahahaha

  • can u tell me when to laugh.....or another idea, suck my dick and ill say ur jokes are funny -_-.....bitch

  • SUCK MY DICK ASS HOLE THAT SUCKED

  • YOU FUCKEN SUCK!!

  • tha was dumb

  • that was sum sick ass shit son...

  • That joke stunk but, I'd still watch her tell it again

  • wat did she say he took out a wat?

  • a used tampon.....wasn't that good of a joke but she could probably do some damage in bed (if u no what i mean =D)

  • O_0

  • That is the most disgustin joke i ever herd in my life.

  • @Bak3dB3an then u havent heard any of my jokes :D "a guy gets a 3 brested whore for the whole night ... she did what he paied her to do but when he woke up he noticed that she has only 2 brests and sead " hey ?! what happened ...last night u had 3 brests " so the hooker sead " oh that was a ZIT you sucked it off "

  • She is absolutely stunning! I bet all you posers would give away your left nut just to be next to her. All you motherless dirtbags making nasty comments should be locked in a portable toilette and set on fire.

  • A bit angry there, bud?

  • thats sick!

  • so funny!!!!!

  • oh baby can i drink you ....

  • hahahah

  • LOL yukky

  • not funny at all??? That joke was hilarious!

  • omg. festy. :x

  • not funny at all

  • WRONG WRONG WRONG

    IT'S BLOODY MARY, NOT A CUP OF TEA!

    IDIOT!

    btw...nice tits!

  • Can I eat you? (licks lips)

  • O.o thats nasty!!

  • thats disgusthing

  • omg that joke was so lame.

    but it's ABSOLUTELAY funny when a hot girl tells it. bahaha

  • haha.........Not kinda lame i think ill just go see richard pryor

  • Yuk!

  • ill eat you up :P

  • lol

  • gross yet funny :) some pll do that too and more u know lol we are sick bastards

  • grose...

  • wow really ugly..but funny xD

  • AHHHH. LOL. That's disgusting

  • hahahaha

  • that one was actually okay...lol

  • eeew

  • eww GROSS

  • Where's the hot girl?

  • Ok... I feel sorry for every man (Or woman) that she's screwed.

  • hot girl, bad joke

  • woot thats really really really really nasty :D

  • i just vomited

  • thats disgusting

  • Wot Is?

  • ╔╗╔═╦╗

    ║╚╣║║╚╗

    ╚═╩═╩═╝

    thats nasty

  • guacala, not hot anymore

  • they even had to synchronice her

  • Thats gross.... not funny. OMG.

  • not funny...just nasty.

  • agreed

  • the only good thing here is that she Is HOT

  • wait a min!!! she is soooo hot!!

    damn!!!!

  • 1. fix the a/v delay... so annoying

    2. ur not that hot at all

    3. that joke was probably a personal testiment right?

  • i vomited a little

  • sick!

  • pretty funny joke but umm wheres the "hot girl"

  • what the f..

  • shd i laugh?

  • shd i laugh?

  • boring and very old joke ben hur told it b4

  • That was cute and so are you.

  • boring..and ur old not hot

  • If you could only be naked when you do your jokes it would make good tv!

  • um... wow. that waz disturbing

  • wow that is gross

  • was it yours?

  • not funny, just discusting....

  • you do know that's not all blood...

  • Thank god your hot. That joke sucked!!!

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