All About Me

[konataizumi465]

I love watching your videos to kill the time, you're cute, hilarious, and I just adore you accent. After watching your videos, they make England seem like such a scary place...

[stupidintellect90]

you sir are very funny sir. subscribed!

[redhot654]

I go to manchester and yorkshire every year to see my mum's side of the family, I'm from canada and I love it there! It makes me sad when you talk about how shitty england is :(

[TrueBlue9LIVES]

@redhot654 He never said England was shitty, he often stresses that his opinions and experiences of England are his OWN opinions and experiences. But I have these kinds of confrontations with "chavs" all the time, and it's scary. If you're a teenage boy in Britain, it IS scary

[britbabe71]

OI youuu. Im from liverpool :P I was born in Milton keynes though so like.. ive not got an accent.. but whenever i go to liverpool ialways get my accent back hehe its a nice place.. but like dont go near toxteth hehe

[osojack22]

is a chippy a place like a convient store or is it a chinese?,

[pinkbanana67]

@osojack22 baha. fish and chips. or fish and fries

[chloesore]

I love watching your videos =] .. but .. you give England a bad name. It really isnt that bad, sure theres a few chavs but most people in England are fine =)

[JordDRFC]

Why you keep stressing your English, you got something to hide mate?

[inimolend]

Honestly, I'm watching your videos one by one and you are brilliant. You do have a sense of humor and you could be a good actor. I don't understand everything you say (yet) but some things you talk about are pretty much the same here. And thanks for the good English lessons:)

[0121ryanh117]

Some people have problems with you, i have no idea why though. Your great, keep up the good work/

[sharenslattery]

get over chavs

[Supernature06]

do you film these videos on your PC?

[mUsicLuvR282]

he has to read off a paper to tell us about himsef. what the fuck

[ajre82]

he's giving a presentation to thousands to of people. you don't get nervous?

[missymoox]

love tha accent lol u fmr rwnd wigan maybe? hahaha

[xoxomiriamxoxo]

You are so cute! I really like watching ur videos and hearing your accent, and talking about Chavs... I like hearing about England, it's so different!

[SophieeG584]

I'm From England =] xD

[TerrenceIII]

dude i just like this kids accent its mint

[56789fghjk]

ur so cute

[PatchedStone]

this is really his accent? it doesnt sound right.... and he scratched a lot and said 'basically' a lot. : /

[coralscott182]

yeah usually people from the bolton area.

[VivaNovaYova]

i'm from the bolton area mine and his accents are similar.

[impactonu]

funny cus you sed '' so basicly '' about 20 times lol

[mwebster19]

Jordan pleas respond

[mwebster19]

Do you have x box live?

[TheFishesClub]

i loooove your accent!!!! XD

[im american]

[danmottsmith]

Youre most hilarious work has always been about Chavs.

You could get into what Chav girls wear / what they do.

Your video about English dating was great too.

[mwebster19]

I whatch a viedo on youtube of chavs and they are what americans would call posers

[3Elizzy3]

I have never heard of Chavs before in my life before these videos.

[halethewhale]

chavs are fucking gay

[jjl2004]

i find it so facinating that chavs are pretty much EXACTLY the same in each town of England. I can't seem to get my head around it. They all can't know each other, but yet they're all the same in each town. Yet another great video Jordan. Keep it up.

[rebchebb]

the ones down south listen to different music than the ones up north

[Tinahinman1]

doo lots of ppl get braces there, almost everyone here (US) gets them

[stupidintellect90]

@Tinahinman1 yes but you occasionally see people with wonky teeth...to be honest I've gotten used to it and it adds character to some people. I actually find wonky teeth(not talking about stonehenge style but reasonably jaggered) cute...

[crazyxglue]

I'm going to move to England when I'm older. Lol... but now I'm not so sure if I'm going to live in manchester! Lol. No, Im going to live in London. Plus, at least things are interesting there, it's so boring here. lol

[rebchebb]

londons worse, its got chavs and gangstas!

[xxxBritishBastardxxx]

I like the line about the policemans tyres being stolen :D

[imaginationland]

your area.. scares me.

[9tailfox2headdragon]

wales is crawling with chavs i cant walk anywhere with having chases

[xDdraigCymraeg]

I´d like to hear chavs with a welsh accent :-)

[sean2829]

LMAO

[SteAndKel]

nice vid! maybe u should move house?! i live in manchester too but it isnt that bad where i am!

[GIANTSTALKLIKETHIS]

it's not that I don't know about england it is just you describe it in such a hillarious way.

[EnterShikariRule2K7]

omg ur awesome:D

[SinkingHigher]

Hahaha. Oh man. You really need your own TV Show. You kinda remind me of an English version of Eddie Cahill. Maybe it's the eyes. Kinda the lips. Or Matthew Bomer.

If I had any money right now I'd donate the fuck out of myself.

We get a bit of chavs down here. Enough to know what you're talking about but not so much that we feel the urge to vomit whenever we see one.

Anyway, subscriptions +1!

[Cobra9700]

Cough, cough.....PayPal Donations, cough...cough, paypall donations. I don't know how I miss that one B/4, that was great!

[LuvxMcFly16]

I've just discovered your videos and I think they're great! And I like hearing about England because I'm from the U.S and I don't travel much...But anyways i love your videos :]

[XxJodeb106xX]

oh i love you and your vids xx

[pwettypenguin]

gosh

i totally love you (:

&i love your accent

im from preston & i get told ive got a big accent xD

[stephmaster16]

i think ure wikid m8

[chris123mc]

Excellent work, write to me i have idea's, we are very alike, could go far.

Chris.

[loryncle]

This is indeed interesting, your talking about England with my being from the US. Thanks. I like that you go from comedy skits to stuff about you. You're interesting.

[vbabey]

haha luv the lil comment aba lpool, the snidey "dnt go there" is ryt dnt cum ere, specialy wools!

[sammydabammy]

Omg! Runaway from scotland!! We don't have chavs, we have neds!! arhhhhhh they talk dead scottish and high pitched and are sooooo weird that i wish i could kill them all!! could i use an idea for my episodes except on neds??

[xxerubadhrielxx]

too right, neds are arseholes! scotland rocks! :P

[hthrrenfroe]

heyy. i love the videos. i found it on a european friends myspace and loved it! your awesome!

[BAglamdoll]

u dont have to work hard to keep my attention! =P

I luuv ur vids.

[borissabee]

i'm so glad I came across your stuff. Greetings from the US. JUST LOVE YA!!!

[Anastacia05]

Well i like your videos your really funny xxx

[holydarkness]

i always go psycho on chava's

[xxkirstylxx]

no i like ur vids

but donnot skit liverpool !

[xxkirstylxx]

yeh ur a good lad

better bein like u

than being a chav :)

[charli2493]

omg, haha, im loving your definition of a chav! that made me chuckle

[Georginalina]

You're a cheeky chappie, loving all your vids, think I might subscribe ^_^

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks alot :)

[KLMV22]

alright i dont have enought time to watch the chave video what the hell is a chav

[FunnyPranks]

Lol. I cant really explain in text.

[KLMV22]

i watched it and found out so chavs are bad then interesting.

[UKMonkey]

google it

[razryan]

OMG LMAO. social suicide. Have your mates seen this? :|

[Millieeeee]

some of englands nice!!!

[JRid8000]

lol class. glad you've came out like that

[linkinpark312]

r u gonna join me group

[linkinpark312]

ENGLAND C'MON

[FunnyPranks]

Oh Yes!

[AdamG319]

you could go on about nothing and i'd love it. i think the only requirements for your videos is that you should be in them. you're such a natural

[FunnyPranks]

Thank You. So Much AdamG319 - When im feeling down.. All i have to do is read comments from people like you. Your so nice. And im Truly greatful. It means so much to me :)

- Jordan

[talktomedancewithme]

let's go chav hunting.

[WeeJammy]

You are brilliant :)

[dnavid]

yes show 'THE CHIPPIE'

[wstoner]

Those Chav chaps would not make it here in the states. If they tried that here they would get shot.

I guess when I think of London I don't think about there being bad parts. I would imagine it is about the same in any city with the good parts and bad parts.

[skybear97]

Actually, as for the accent, I can understand you fine, and it's sort of interesting to hear "English" spoken differently. I use to have a "Southern" accent, now, I think it's bland Californian or something. Hell, you give a better speech than the damn President of the US. He's a moron, so that isn't necessariy a huge compliment.

[Airescape]

If only I could understand that accent =/

[FunnyPranks]

What a shame.

[iamjubee]

Nice Job my friend, keep em comming.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Jubee :)

[lisa1000]

lol i think im slowly becoming addicted 2 watchin ur videos..everythin u say about england is spot on and i cnt help but laugh :)

[sherryhumikowski]

You're a doll!

It's nice to see some younger people on here actually Vlogging and not just leaving rude comments everywhere.

And a director already...VERY impressive! =)

[XxXnikkihikkiXxX]

haha. i love it.. as long as you keep making them, i'll keep watching!

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks XxXnikkihikkiXxX I Appreciate.. Watchers.. And people who like my vids soo much :) - I remember i few weeks ago. i struggled to even get 1 comment! :(

[XxXnikkihikkiXxX]

awww thats terrible... im sorry i didnt kno about you sooner.. i love yor vids!!!! very funni

[houv]

Cheers. Keep 'em coming.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks houv Really Means Alot To Me :) - Subscriptions And Everything Really help :)

[fairmeout]

hey dude it me the person you sent the video to me

[FunnyPranks]

Hey. Thanks for checking out my video :) i hope you can check out some of my others? :)

[TheFreakman]

Well ya knw wt a slr is? It's lke wht ya tkn bout mate...I cnt udrstd wht ta hll ya tkn bout mate!

[FunnyPranks]

hahah. My Accent that bad? :P

[TheFreakman]

Nah I was just kidding, you are a very likeable guy...I wish you the best of luck on your climb to stardom!

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Mate :) ... All the help i can get now heh :P

[robj15]

Nice Video

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Mate. Just uploaded another one now. Its on my youtube account now :)

[AnimaGirl18]

This is so awesome, I know quit a few from England and yall rawk!!! =D

[FunnyPranks]

hahha Thanks :) .. Im saving another video now where im talkign to the camera.. will be online later.. Its just about the videos im going to film etc..

[TheAceFactor]

Hey cool keep doin what your doin. I'm makin a horror movie. stay tuned for the trailer hehe

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Ace :)

[smosh1000]

he keeps refering to his boat yea yea you have a boat woopdie do

[FunnyPranks]

Boat?

[moontea]

Hi Jordan,

I watched your video. Very nice. Is a chippie a chinese restaurant? Also the street robbers sound pretty bad, what did you call them? Anyway, keep it up.

Mick

[FunnyPranks]

Chavs.. Haha :P Im going to make another video about my life in england.. ill explain a little on them :)

[janemadison]

"Country" & "Haunted" are my favorites. They are completely different. I would like to see more completely different short films.

[TheOfficialLEROY]

Cool man! I like your Andy Stars "Idea Man" video!

Leroy

[Beck436]

I enjoyed. Let's all give Youtube diversity! Woo! BTW, your couch is quite old. It belongs in a pub.

[lilevildevil036]

Very cool! srry it took me long to write comment on 1 of ur vids T-T

[fermetaguelle]

very nice.

:)

[Zorroman]

Nice video lol :D

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Zorroman.. Just hoping i get a few subscribers etc..

[GeebzTV]

Nice vid brah! Took me a few times to catch some of the words because of the accent, but really dug it.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Mate :P.. Thats my really accent.

[JohnnyWarren]

johnny warren checking in showing some love for jordan and rooney...check your email

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Mate.. Means Alot :)

[jklproduction]

u look like drake off of drake and josh

[FunnyPranks]

Is That Good? heh :P

[coloradoz06]

cool. keep shooting... Later, TJ

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks.

[killabyte123]

ignore comment above, thought u was from here :P

[FunnyPranks]

heh. Its ok :)

[killabyte123]

where in liverpool you from jordan? im from walton. :)

[Hustla555]

cool lol.

[MattHawes]

By the way, you have two honors: #25 most discussed video today, and #76 top rated! Congrats! You may get featured on the home page if this carrys on. I wish you luck with that. Also, I think you should post some of your early videos. I mean, look at what I uploaded! Can it be more embarrassing than that? ;-) -- Matt

[FunnyPranks]

Matt, I always wanted to be featured.. Would be nice. But for that im going to have to do something short.. and awsome.. They usally only feature about 3 minute videos dont they.. And i was thinking about relasing all my old videos into one big video if i ever become more popular.. heh.. (I hope).. Thanks again Matt :)

[MattHawes]

Jordan, I also wanted to add that I do find it interesting to hear about England. You'd be surprized at how many of your fellow Englishmen are on YouTube, as I have encountered a good number. I must admit that whenever I hear of Manchester, I think of Davy Jones of "The Monkees," but then, I'm a fan of the show and music. Keep up the great work! -- Matt

[JordanCrowderFilms]

glad to discover you FunnyPranks, keep me posted on your other stuff. i have some short films too, but i don't think i produce nearly as much material as you, I gotta get back in gear, lol. God bless.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Jordan - I Also Jordan.. :) Lol. Means Alot Your comment.

[Geranimo09]

u'r a cool guy.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Geranimo09 .. Just trying to get as many subscribers and fans as possible :) means alot.

[PaulFisk]

Aww, man. I WAS really looking forward to a visit to England with an emphasis on Liverpool but my image of what it might be like is totally blown! Good work, by the way!

[FunnyPranks]

Heh. I myself have never been to liverpool.. so i cant really comment much.. but.. Iv heard its rough? but thats just word of mouth. Manchester is beatiful! :) - Thanks for the comment.

[MattHawes]

Jordan, great video. It's a bummer that you can't film outside. Keep on filming, though. The ideas will come. I sometimes run out of ideas, then... BAM, I get a new one. -- Matt

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Matt :) - Filming outside isnt much a problem. But i cannot walk around the streets with camera etc.. It really isnt safe. I can film on fields though where no one is.. Like you have seen on my other videos. Thanks for the comment :)

[TheWiseMonkey]

Hey nice video mate.

Your local to me... Manchester.

5 stars for you

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks Wisemonkey. Your Very Wise :P

[TheWiseMonkey]

haha whats that ment to mean? XD

[FunnyPranks]

Your wise for rating my video 5 stars Lol :P

[TheWiseMonkey]

well, i do every time.. lol

[tjbach]

Very good. You kept my interest for over 10 minutes, and that's not an easy thing to do!

TJ

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks tjbach - Like iv said before. You wouldnt believe how much i apprecaite getting subscribers/views.. It makes me want to carry on doing more videos :) - I just hope one day iv got a big subscription list - Thanks Mate.

[lburns9432]

Great video Jordan! Can't wait to see some others. I subscribed so it should go back up.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks lburns9432 It REALLY Means Alot to me getting subscribers and views :) - Apprecaite it :)

[nuodai]

Are you reading off paper?

Btw- where in England are you from? I can't quite tell from your accent :| I've never heard anything like that before.

[FunnyPranks]

If you didnt watch it all way through. I said i was using Bullet points on the paper so i didnt Sway off the subject.

And im from Around the Manchester Area.

[nuodai]

I commented before I finished watching :P I answered my own question after I heard you say "churr" :D

[Magicalmetric]

Yeah don't come to england it sucks unless you're a chav hit man then we need you come kill our chavs. . .there you go pranks you can make a chav hit man video if you like that get in touch with me. . .

[FunnyPranks]

Yea good point Magicalmetric :P.. Chav hit man.. i like that :P

[Magicalmetric]

Hell yes. . .or chav in a mosh pit. . .that's somthing i'de pay to see

[angelgallardo1]

keep working, don't forget the video was titled "All about me" and don't forget you are funny pranks in you tube meaning people would expect funny pranks. very respectfully. Constructive critisim mate.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks angelgallardo1

[BryansPlace]

Greetings Jordan. Chippy? What kind of building is a chippy?

Filming out side. I have seen some YouTube videos done on cellphones. Maybe you could get one that is not too obvious in your pocket.

Do take care of that cough. Some times they get worse and could turn into a Cafepress.(you know what).

Bryan

[FunnyPranks]

BryansPlace - A Chippy is like.. A food place that servers.. Chips.. Lol.. :P - Thanks for the comment. - And ill sort out that cough :P

[IzualTheCorrupt]

that would be so great.... :P damn canadians and not taking the GOOD British cultures.. all they took was "Fish n' Chips" and the stupid spellings of "neighbour" and "colour" and "favourite".

...and "Zed" ... for God's sake you can't rhyme ZED with the rest of the alphabet! It's ZEE, damn you, ZEEEEE!!! Dx

[Magicalmetric]

The fish and chip shop =D

[BryansPlace]

Greetings and thank you for letting me know guys.

Bryan

[IzualTheCorrupt]

England's chav's are the equivalent of North America's gangsters... wiggers, spiggers, chiggers, and niggers. Don't take me for a racist. There are black people and there are niggers. Niggers are the ones who act gangster. I just can't stand those people. But yeah.

a Chav is a Gangster/Wigger.

[hoopadoo]

The REAL Jordan James! I for one would like to see that clip... it does sound entertaining... maybe what you should do a "humble beginning" type video where you string together clips from your early work that you haven't uploaded and give us all a treat! See me, I have no shame and 99.99% of what I do on camera ends up on YouTube, which may explain why I only have 7 subscribers... but that's another story. Great work, and I enjoyed this!

[FunnyPranks]

Heh. Thanks for the comment