The Late Late Show - "Vinnie Jones", 5.16 (2008)

[MisterCovek]

He's dressed up like a darts player

[1992munster]

the man who currently holds the fastest sending off in football.....6 SECONDS!!!! hero

[BritishArmyPfc]

@1992munster 3 seconds

[cutterslegacy]

Midnight Meat Train was great Vinnie's awesome!!

[johnsmith4442]

vinnie made craig look like a poof

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 47TH BIRTHDAY, VINNIE JONES, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

[GriffithAMPS]

Vinnie Jones as the 12th Doctor...that would be a change!

[99681655]

shao kahn !

[thaian1308]

it is weird to see him laughs when he always have cold face in movies

[lewisgriff123]

omg im welsh and take offence to that !!!!

joke he is right its a good job im from north wales then and dont even speak welsh cuz were like 20 minutes away from england

[olejohnny64]

better



[olejohnny64]

snatch is getter than lock stock

[krystlerita]

What is it with freakishly tall guys like him always wearing boots with 3-inch heels?

[WelshPontyBadBoy]

tha part about the welsh was funny as fuck fair play :L

[27danielDM]

Wow! I didn't know Vinnie was well known in America.

[Zero7evenX]

Worst chat show host I've ever seen. He had the sarcasm of a 15 year old, and so did the audience.

[isurfthestyx]

served this guy lunch yesterday. he ordered two glasses or pino grigio and a mesclun greens salad.

[Neigah88]

@who8allmyhohos thats your opinion but fact is its the best sport in the world and your 'american' football doesnt beat the REAL football...atleast 'soccer' sells out more then any other sport in the world

[Neigah88]

@who8allmyhohos thats your opinion but fact is its the best sport in the world

[lizzieceltics]

@Neigah88

i have played soccer my whole life and loved to play it but HATE watching it. It is so boring to watch. As in I would rather watch paint dry than watch a soccer match.

[chrissydrfc]

Vinnie is a hasbeen. And in his prime then he was still shit!

[harrysingh295]

quite multitalented and dashing actor

[hintendran]

is das ein geiler mann

[erlock21]

funny how vinnie wasnt so anti welsh when he played for the wales football team

he is the worst type of footballer ,playing for a different country because hes not good enough for his own

[TheBogusTurtle]

im from wales! LOL

[MyMerlin1]

Vinnie should have knocked him out.

[99681655]

@MyMerlin1 lol

[MrFirestorm102]

best sport in the world is slam ball

[mufferrs]

he was going to commit suicide but changed his mind....DANG!!!

[r2ramone]

Why argue which sport is better? Each one has value.

IN MY OPINION, FOOTBALL (soccer, whatever) is the best and the most passionate, at least here in South America.

What other sport has this kind of madness?

youtube . com/user/videosei#p/u/26/dqH3E­AOvHeg

youtube . com/watch?v=A1-WdlLQLak

Football is more important than life itself.

[ACERSKID]

Press 3 over and over and he fucks the air ...

[ACERSKID]

I'm from Wales

[Larvemannenz001]

LoL! What a sellout, hanging around with yanks and watches baseball, a disgrace.

[scargill8]

he's scottish and he still says soccer? warra bastard

[king4barcelona]

most football star say vinnie jones is like pshyo football

[thelastamericandude]

9 effeminate Frenchmen disliked this

[dbz4lifemm]

get on the Wii?  LMFAO!

[janlee4real]

LMFAO 0:10 - 0:20

[Axelism1]

A mate of mine was at a pub in Sheffield years ago when Vinnie Jones came in and started running his mouth about how hard he (thinks he) is. A local bloke called Mick 'Bonehead' Staveley finished up knocking Vinnie through a plate glass window with one punch. Vinnie Jones was apparently knocked out cold on the pavement for a few minutes before someone picked his sorry arse up, and carried him off. Yeah, real hard man!

[TheMontyEvans]

@Axelism1 yes im sure thats true....coming from the 7 year old haha

[banderse]

"Would you ever do a porno? Not with me! Well would you do one with me?" lolz

[adrianus666]

9 people were on the meat train and escaped, then watched this interview

[JordanLuFcX94]

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS !!!

[kissonthenose]

lock stock is one of the best films ever made. ever. everyone knows this.

[nathfrancis01]

Stupid jock cunt

[Shoutless]

correct pronunciation is association football

[squarebizzie]

OH MY, hes so sexxxxy!!!!!! WOW!!!

[ostime14]

stop saying soccer for fucks sake its called football!

[lumberjack1475]

english football lacks these players: he wasn't a killer, he was piss-offer

[classicbritpop]

He was a shit footy player

[MrBullhounds]

vinnie is fucking twat

[JordanLuFcX94]

@MrBullhounds Fuck Off !!!

[felixbaxter]

You can get your teeth unfixed. Hardy har.

[MrStonecold69]

i have met Vinnie

He is a TOP TOP GEEZER

TOP BLOKE

[Taisykis]

To me he's still the anazing guy who managed to get a red card in 5 seconds.. That's my most memorable moment from my whole time watching football...

On a side note: Wouldn't it be easyer to call American football soccer? Any american who has spoken to someone from europe should know that you can't always tell if someone is using American or English... The words in the two languages are sometimes different...

[Nostradamis]

How on earth can an asshole like that have a TV show?

..he couldn't interview a bar of soap!

[aliddamc]

@Nostradamis Nobody can interview a bar of soap.

[Preeemo]

@Nostradamis Bars of soap aren't particularly interesting to talk to

[MickyTS1]

oh gott. ich komme aus deutschland und habe mir den film "midnight meat train" angeschaut ! vinnie jones macht mir angst :( deswegen google ich den gerade und hoffe dass er mir dannach sympatischer wirkt :/

[hagarhu4l]

@MickyTS1 mir ging's genau so, und nach ein paar Videos und Interviews hab ich gemerkt, dass er schon sympatisch ist und gar nicht so schlecht aussieht ;D

[MickyTS1]

@hagarhu4l wirklich oder ? :D Ich mag ihn jetzt gott sei dank! :)

[TrilogyofC]

@MickyTS1 I know :(

[sexysteveontour08]

the interviewer is a ballbag who thinks hes funny

[Profy00]

@sexysteveontour08 that's actually craig ferguson and if you watch one of his monologues you'll find him a genious

[balnel]

europe has the REAL FOOTBALL

[JordanLuFcX94]

@balnel ENGLAND Has REAL Football !!!

[maristsp]

@balnel soccer is gay!

[krystlerita]

@maristsp Thank you for that most insightful contribution sir (or ma'am)

[adityasheth8]

@maristsp Shame you can't appreciate the sport for what it is. Its far more physical than baseball or basketball and more entertaining than that shite version of armored catch you yanks play. Americans suck at it and are jealous that they are made to look like fools on the field so they cover it up by saying stuff like that. You're a poser mate. I bet you've supported 6 different sports teams in the last 6 years. Franchise sports. SMH

[maristsp]

@adityasheth8 i am not from america i am from new zealand. and basketball, rugby, league and even amaerican football players are obviously far more atheletic than soccer players. soccer is verry boring to watch coz there is NO ACTION!!!! NO HITS, NO SLAM DUNKS, NO AMAZING TRIES, the odd impressive goal is all soccer has to offer..

[gillri]

@maristsp its the most popular sport for a reason, you dont like it cause you are shit at it im afraid, and you think rugby is god, when it isnt...oh yes we invented that game also, more people watch cricket than rugby

you are right they are more athletic. but going against what team sport is all about which is technique not athletism, the best football player int he world is Messi, who is 5'5, you dont get that in Rugby or Basketball, thats the beauty of football,

[maristsp]

@gillri well the best rugby player in the world is 5,9. . and spudd webb who won the slam dunk comp was 5,7 lol r u telling me soccer requires more technique than basketball?? the rugby world cup is the 3rd most watched sports event in the world ahead of cricket world cup. . and the only reason y soccer is most popular is coz its been instilled in2 ur culture, thats the only reason..

[gillri]

@maristsp nope football world cup is, than the football euro's, then football champions league, then the olympics, then superbowl, but nice try

and 5'9 and 5'7 isnt the 5'4 of Diego Maradonna or 5'5 of lionel Messi is it? you fail

And England are average at football so im not gonna be biased, you are a kiwi and so ARE gonna be biased as rugby is the only thing you are good at so that is excellent evidence of your opnion being based on bias im afraid,

[maristsp]

@gillri olympics, soccer wc, rugby wc. according to the IRB in BRITIAN. . nothing to do with new zealand so how am i bias? all im saying is that rugby players, basketballers and nfl players are more athletic than soccer players. .

[EbsNhexz]

@maristsp But I think the way which soccer(I say soccer for the sake of Anglo-American/kiwi relations) can be played anywhere from under the stadium lights to the slums of Brazil brings its own charm, jumpers for goal posts an all that. I like Rugby and my granddad was a ref for a while, but I like football/soccer because it belongs to the fans more than the pros. You cant really compare athleticism across the sports as the play requires different attributes...unless its darts or sum shite.

[coltsuperocean10]

@boogietheguitarman Minimum wage Id guess!! hahahaha you poor fookin twat!!

[WENDELVA]

fucking americans ..

[Soloman1001]

Vinnie Jones is utter scum.

[TheySayin25]

@Soloman1001 your a fuckin goof

[Soloman1001]

@TheySayin25

He's filth pasonified.

[19dec1981]

as a celtic fan i can only be happy that vinnie didnt sign for rangers :))

great man nevertheless

[TrilogyofC]

@19dec1981 I`m English, not a catholic but I do like Celtic football club because most of the Rangers fans have been arseholes... not saying they are all arseholes theres some good peeps out there but the ones I met just wanted to cause shit and fight over nothing.

[dublinandy]

Kenny Dalglish,at one time the best player in the world,Scottish

[LordArsehat]

Vinnie's a fucking idiot, he became famous for being an utterly shit football player who had to resort to violence on the pitch to get attention. How this talentless hack ended up on the big-screen remains a mystery but it's a fucking sad state of affairs that people like him are considered role-models. Pathetic.

[BeefyStoner]

@LordArsehat - give him a fucking break - hes only speaking his mind, he doesn't give a fuck about his rep or what people think of him. Hes probably the only celeb straight from the working class who isn't affraid to change.

And tell me he wasn't perfect for Lock Stock

[reignofrock]

Vinnie rocks.

[druss3636]

That Brit accent will work against Vinnie in starring roles in Hollywood. I like the guy and all but I can't see him as the new Bronson.

[TALIBANBOYOreturns]

Be the new Charles Bronson? How deluded is this one dimensional fuck?!!

[eddh21]

do you have a cold? no im welsh lmao

[wlp21laos]

vinnie jones is the bessst

[cod45rule]

please tell me he didnt say ''british curry'' haha stil a legend bt disapointed a boot the hun thing though

[shottawayne]

vinnie from my town wealdstone london

[shottawayne]

football...

[wbfw]

futbol

[shottawayne]

fooos ball!

[jhaul21]

Vinnie's awesome, kinda brought out Criegs accent

[NESS1967]

omfg....i used to like ya vinnie.......u said you nearly singned for the huns.........i hope to fuck that was for tv........i,ve a video of ya singing the feilds of athenry.....lol.......ur a legend mo chara.....lol

[irishmonkey]

This Craig Ferguson fellow is terrible. I can't believe how terrible he is. Not funny, annoying,

[bombfuckinhadston]

it would take more than dope for me to like this irritating cunt

[elitedonk]

Look at the way he says Tarantino at 3:36 lol twat

[YouDickwod]

"tarantino's window" name dropping cunt.

[LitaWWF]

who else thinks that craig looks a bit like al pacino?

[homerbear46]

not a massive "fan" of Vinnie Jones...I think MOST films he's been in are shit..(including the Guy Ritche ones...which at least are enjoyable shit...nearly everything else though...CRAP)..

BUT ..I DO have to admit...Midnight Meat Train is a fu*king GREAT sci-fi/horror...total "classic"..and Vinnie IS great in the role.

(lol...like how he calls the British "Mean Machine" movie...a "remake of the Longest Yard"..forgetting/not-knowing the Longest Yard is a remake of Burt Reynold's "Mean Machine")

[toxic2k7]

omg how can u say guy ritches films are shit?? especially lock stock and snatch

[homerbear46]

...I'm ONLY talking about the two you mentioned...I'm not watching anything with Madonna in it...

I said "ENJOYABLE shit"... (kinda cheesy and unrealistic...BUT good fun)

[YouDickwod]

lol

[Abracazabraa]

Totall twat ^^ But he needs to win BB

Racist bastardd ...as well ^^

[toxic2k7]

racist?

[Abracazabraa]

@toxic2k7 Thingyy the host about welsh people ^^

[superfighter12345]

fuck you u cunt

[romasaki500]

welsh love 2 lick the sheeps ring peace....... u f.....g fags

[vodkat22]

shocking that a scot disses the welsh...what a prick

[mikeyn]

big dunc from scotland would have ripped his head off and he knows it.

[MrWillis88]

I'm so glad he didnt sign for rangers or he wudn't be a legend!!!

[chloedancer]

vinnie jones is a legend. he is just too cool

[STEPASAUR]

guy chats like an American 'idea' of what a Scotsman sounds like

[KevL75]

Guy is from Scotland so he knows what he's doing.

[STEPASAUR]

I know, I'm also aware that advisors around him will have said "hey I love that thing you do there, it's SO Scottish" or "lose that it's TOO Scottish" when you get to that level of mainstream you have to work with your demographic so his patter will be very tailored, I'm English so I can hear when he sounds right or when he's doing the 'shortbread tin' thing thats all

[KevL75]

I don't know about you but I'm gasping for a cup of tea.

Now they'll expect our butler will make one.

[STEPASAUR]

mmm a butler bringing tea..all day..mmm...shortbread anyone? ;)

[iamfunny10211]

Love vinnie just seen his new film smokin aces 2 free at movie buster. org

[megaman8484]

shullup u wa nker

[47Freakshow]

Vinnie Jones is hot.

nuff sed

and The Midnight Meat Train was bad ass

[BudgeMister]

The old man is a twat im welsh >:(

[fatmohammed]

choow doon some haggis pal and get tae fuck

[auldtownboys]

haha glasgow celtic where the 1st british team to win the europen cup and they had 11 scottish players in the team and dont think that has ever been done befor

[chazcfc]

Fuck yoo TrilogyoFC .. ya prick ..fukin arsehole ..fukin tryin tae diss scotland !!

[TrilogyofC]

lol couldn`t reply to the original comment though could you haha! I was joking but hey it seems to of upset you so it must be true ya prick haha!

[KevL75]

Boo hoo.

[jondees]

i never knew he nearly signed for the rangers! i wish he had to see him kickin the shit out the tatty munchers!!!

[kawasafs1e]

See Vinnie Jones in. Battle of the Gladiators 1993.

[CaliB08]

Vinnie Jones scares me!! but he is so hot!!

[dashbam]

Craig actually brought up Crazy Horse! I bet not many in the audience had a clue to who Emlyn Hughes was!

[dublinceltic1888]

glasgow celtic up the ra

[piraterock87]

i bet ur an ugly sad nerd virgin that wud suck vinny jones' cock just to not get hurt. pussy. xx

[danikolb]

soccer? wtf is that

[cashfan123]

its a sport were u kick a ball derr lol

[evra41]

actually it's called football daumbass

[Jirkenz131]

In your shitty country it is.

[TrilogyofC]

actually its spellled daummbass with 2 MMs okay

[megamaothai93]

@evra41 daumbass??? FAIL!!! XD

[axhfan]

Whales? Thats one of those big fuckin fish right?

[KevL75]

Only to a dumb prick like you.

[axhfan]

Yes. You don't understand sarcasm, make multiple xenophobic comments, and I am the dumb one.

No wonder you you're so defensive of Whales, seeing as you're gonna be stuck there the rest of your life.

[KevL75]

Damn right you're dumb.

Whales?

Ha ha ha.

[KevL75]

I doubt Americans even know WHAT Wales is nevermind WHERE it is!

[PudgyandFriends]

right below England. I'm American. It pisses me off that so many of my fellow countryman are so fucking stupid.

[KevL75]

Erm no.

Wales is to the left of England.

[superstelling]

@KevL75 - not if you're driving from scotland!

ps. left= west

[Watershed92]

Right below England? I think you may qualify as one of them stupid countrymen.

[boxcuttermarshel]

ur moms a wale XDXDXD

[KevL75]

What the fuck's a wale?

And we don't say mom.

Learn English.

[boxcuttermarshel]

ur muddah thats wut XD owned go home britfag

[KevL75]

I think it was you that was owned.

WALE ha ha.

Got to school dumb cunt.

[KevL75]

Go home?

I am home dumb cunt.

Owned again.

[Jirkenz131]

Who gives a shit what you rabbit toothed cock rings call it. Didn't you take History Class in I-Got-Fucked-In-The-Ass academy?

[KevL75]

Yes.

Your mother's an excellent tutor.

Years of experience with all the immigrants.

[thefallofoscar]

i'm American and I know where it is and have been there!

[TeamRedmoose]

How did this guy play the Juggernaut?

[TrilogyofC]

ask your mom

[CyclonicDeath]

LOL ''We saw the commercials and we're gonna buy 1 of everything'' LOLOLOLOL

[martinfitz83]

vinnie jones played for wales did he not??

[puzokutya]

hahaha. tell that to his face hahahaha

[Salmon1BWFC]

Yh sure he captained them in one game

[redjepson]

the scottish are all muslim terrorist supporters,and i posted them previous messages six months back,not one week,who runs youtube,rupert murdoch

[rurounisld]

whats to be so proud of that kind of history??do you know what you did to native americans?did you know what you did on africane colonies?all these 200 years ago...

[redjepson]

all scottish are english,we shagged the whole island out 2 thousand years ago.later

[redjepson]

dont try take away from english history my friend,we conquered and colonised two thirds of the planet,you can never take that away from my great ancestors.later

[redjepson]

some guy who says his belgian ,u r a disgrace,the english fought and died for your country.you say say hooligans,please,u are talkin shite,the europeans are petrified of the english,utter shit.you are probably scottish.pussies