its amazing how for over 20 years ellen has always stayed the same. :) i love that about her she always ramained her loving,fun, rambling self lol love her!
@oddtreenow2 This debate again? I was never abused, my parents split up years after I came out. I'm bisexual and have felt attracted to the male and female gender since I was 5. I didn't just decide it. I didn't know what it meant when I was that age, nobody does. If I could have chosen my sexuality I would have chosen to be straight. I wouldn't have been bullied and tormented all of my life. I'm 27 now and still get harassed and threatened. If she wasn't born gay then you weren't born straight.
@crispie764 I can completely agree!People don't wake up one day and say you know what?I wanna be gay now" all the people who think that they do are completely full of Shit.I know people that have had PERFECT lives and their gay,so the theory that it 'comes from' being abused.molested,or dealing with divorced parents is a crock.
@crispie764 It shouldn't matter whether someone is gay or straight,just value them as a person.And if you can't handle it then you go your way and let them go theirs!This is coming from a straight person too!
If I'd be gay I would go for her. What a nice-funny-charming-good looking person. I've never met a man like that!.... Wait a minute... actually, I had. He was gay :-/
Thanks for posting these early clips of Ellen D. I really enjoy her humor and it's cool to watch her development over the years. I especially enjoyed the inclusion of her appearance on The Johnny Carson Show. Kudos, man.
Ellen is the funniest woman alive, nothing against women stand up comedians, I just never really like their subjects, but Ellen is amazing, and her material is never dated, you can watch something from 1984 and feel the humor is right on target to what we could find funny today. I love Ellen!
@transboyforpride I disagree with that...not all gays were born gay..my freinds girlfreind turned lesbian when she found out he was cheating on her for 2 years and broke up with him..in my openion once they try homosexuality they will more likely continue on and later turn compeletly gay
@sor8an Or maybe your friends girlfriend was dating him in hopes that she could "make" herself straight because she may have been ashamed of who she really was and didn't want to get harassed or threatened by people. When finding out he was cheating on her, she used that to open her eyes and realize what it was she really wanted. I know people who have tried to do that so they could conform to the ideas of the general public but realized they were denying themselves true love and happiness.
still wondering if anyone can find the early 1990s commercial that Ellen did (posing as a small business owner (pet shop!) happy that a local bank gave her a loan I think) which aired on local TV in Tucson Arizona. That's where I first saw her and of course instantly fell in love with her.
when i first saw her..u knew she was gay! pauly poundstone also. why is it so hard to tell, unless u have not seen the lesbian variety at a club, in the streets or within your family. going to the white lesbians bars...ellen looked like a photoopt for them...lmao
i love when she pretends to be on the phone with anyone.. the timing is so good.. i know for the johnny carson thing... she was the first female comic that johnny carson ever invited on the couch after her act... craziness.
i just wish she wasnt gay. i cant laugh at this knowing she will burn in painful hell for all of eternity and that the pain and burning will never ever stop for her
hahah omg i am still laughing at all of this, and its like the 3rd time i have watched it! Now this is the 25th Anniversery to.....he being a comedian and on tv in general? i just wanna get it right! Does any1 no the Episode #?! :D She looks older here than she does now! Thats amazing! She is just wonderful! I bet she is the nicest person and the best boss haha!!
haha she looks so pretty like at 0:27 with the wig and all... LOL!!! Her fake laughter at 6:48 mega funny!!! hahaha her God chats are hilarious... mm the 1993 clip.. she looks cute
Love Ellen! Loved that black wig....went with the eyebrows that were painted on.....didn't we all look awful then.....but, funny, funny, funny.....love the chat with God....thanks for sharing!!!
she wrote that because she was living in a flee infested apartment after her girlfriend died, and just started thinking about that, and she just started writing it
South African lesbians are suffering rapes by men trying to "cure" their homosexuality, in what is becoming one of the most common hate crimes against gay women there, a new study said on Friday.
I saw Ellen perform for what I believe was one of her first performances. Her brother Vance was Bassist for a popular New Orleans band, "The Cold".
Ellen did a warm-up monologue on the stage of Grace King High School in suburban New Orleans. I can even remember one of the jokes !
This would have been the summer of 1980 or 1981. I can remember you could tell she was nervous. There were about 200 people "teenagers" in the audience.
You know what I always thought was outrageous? Jerry Falwell calling this sweetheart "Ellen Degenerate". Nice. Very Christian. Oh well, the rest of us know better. ;)
thank you ;) this was on the show when ellen celebrated her 25th anniversry of doing stand-up ;) great show with jay leno, david spade and a friend of ellen's
Ellen, You're great. everytime i feel depresed or sad cause you know "I'm alive" i just watch you on youtube and you make me smile and make me happy. i watch your show every single day,
look at youuu!! thumbs up for Ellen people :-DD
tettetessy94 3 weeks ago
its amazing how for over 20 years ellen has always stayed the same. :) i love that about her she always ramained her loving,fun, rambling self lol love her!
keleic 1 month ago
love her!! :D
wpxboston 2 months ago
@oddtreenow2 This debate again? I was never abused, my parents split up years after I came out. I'm bisexual and have felt attracted to the male and female gender since I was 5. I didn't just decide it. I didn't know what it meant when I was that age, nobody does. If I could have chosen my sexuality I would have chosen to be straight. I wouldn't have been bullied and tormented all of my life. I'm 27 now and still get harassed and threatened. If she wasn't born gay then you weren't born straight.
crispie764 3 months ago 2
@crispie764 I can completely agree!People don't wake up one day and say you know what?I wanna be gay now" all the people who think that they do are completely full of Shit.I know people that have had PERFECT lives and their gay,so the theory that it 'comes from' being abused.molested,or dealing with divorced parents is a crock.
animerulessodeal 2 months ago
@crispie764 It shouldn't matter whether someone is gay or straight,just value them as a person.And if you can't handle it then you go your way and let them go theirs!This is coming from a straight person too!
animerulessodeal 2 months ago
7:10 - she reminds me Meg Ryan here :-)
Lucifera1011 6 months ago
If I'd be gay I would go for her. What a nice-funny-charming-good looking person. I've never met a man like that!.... Wait a minute... actually, I had. He was gay :-/
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talk2dana 6 months ago
daaaaaaaamn she can sing !
MrGermanJF 6 months ago 3
was she already out back in the 80's? i mean to the media and all??
SuuzieQ 7 months ago
hahahahhaha
MineAngel1000 8 months ago
To Blamksheetthethrid:
Thanks for posting these early clips of Ellen D. I really enjoy her humor and it's cool to watch her development over the years. I especially enjoyed the inclusion of her appearance on The Johnny Carson Show. Kudos, man.
HSOUIXZ 9 months ago
I love Ellen. I wish she was single:)
ashlielover05 9 months ago 2
gotta love her :)
jdogg66 9 months ago
dad: what do u want for christmas?
Ellen: a dolly.
wow...she liked dolls too? hahaha! that's cute...but the clothes aren't! =))
whimsy27 10 months ago
I never knew she did comedy til today and the funniest ever
Arcanetheory7 10 months ago
The woman doesn't age!!
nichic96 10 months ago 2
she used to wear the baggiest effing clothes. why!?
velvetcupcakes 10 months ago
oh, the eighties! <3
karolinahes 11 months ago
Ellen is freaking HOT!
MarieKristy 11 months ago
I think the last joke is a reminder of her first gf, kathy p.
winkiiV 1 year ago
Ellen is the funniest woman alive, nothing against women stand up comedians, I just never really like their subjects, but Ellen is amazing, and her material is never dated, you can watch something from 1984 and feel the humor is right on target to what we could find funny today. I love Ellen!
hpd4ever 1 year ago 4
was she a lesbian back in the 80s?
sor8an 1 year ago
@sor8an probably. It's not exactly a thing that changes.
transboyforpride 1 year ago
@transboyforpride I disagree with that...not all gays were born gay..my freinds girlfreind turned lesbian when she found out he was cheating on her for 2 years and broke up with him..in my openion once they try homosexuality they will more likely continue on and later turn compeletly gay
sor8an 1 year ago
@sor8an I respect that you disagree with me. Thanks for your thoughts.
transboyforpride 1 year ago
@sor8an Or maybe your friends girlfriend was dating him in hopes that she could "make" herself straight because she may have been ashamed of who she really was and didn't want to get harassed or threatened by people. When finding out he was cheating on her, she used that to open her eyes and realize what it was she really wanted. I know people who have tried to do that so they could conform to the ideas of the general public but realized they were denying themselves true love and happiness.
crispie764 2 months ago
ellen 1986 = scritti politti
murphy9238481 1 year ago
fashion looks soo weird back then haha
AuzzieJoey 1 year ago
At 4:57 it sounds like she said B***h! hahah oops
tingirltin 1 year ago
lovely voice
Diabianeya 1 year ago 3
I could not stop laughing during the phone call with God! I could actually hear that entire conversation going on!!!
cris8472 1 year ago 2
ok, that was funny
potzie83 1 year ago
still wondering if anyone can find the early 1990s commercial that Ellen did (posing as a small business owner (pet shop!) happy that a local bank gave her a loan I think) which aired on local TV in Tucson Arizona. That's where I first saw her and of course instantly fell in love with her.
EilertPilarmDM 1 year ago
@EilertPilarmDM blanksheetthethird has it.
Bridgirl11 1 year ago
omg how much i loooooove ellen ♥
elleeeend 1 year ago
when i first saw her..u knew she was gay! pauly poundstone also. why is it so hard to tell, unless u have not seen the lesbian variety at a club, in the streets or within your family. going to the white lesbians bars...ellen looked like a photoopt for them...lmao
ballershanelle 1 year ago
ellen degeneres though the years 1984-2010 (present)
bodonnavox 1 year ago
Loved it!! I was always wanted to watch her phone call to god and i could finally do it. Thank you for uploading this!!
cynontiv 1 year ago
Her bit on Carson was GENIUS.
I have and will always say this. When it comes to comedic timing, no one matches Ellen. NO one!!
nadi1010 1 year ago 2
OMG HER HAIR xD she has always been beautiful though...
TheKhoraCubtain 1 year ago
damn doesn't Ellen look like supermodel Linda Evangelista ( 00:19 - 00:25)
ABCDCBA856 1 year ago
wooow,el tiempo no pasa de a gratis
albertormztv 1 year ago
Ellen always makes me smile! Love her! :)
jan290382 1 year ago 3
she really like the name katy isn't she?
3xXShayXx3 1 year ago
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3xXShayXx3 1 year ago
I think she got her teeth fixed... she looked kinda like madonna....hmmm
S0phee 1 year ago
XD The funniest person ever...Ladies and gentle men, Ellen DeGeneres!
sugarychocobot 1 year ago 5
Lol I kid a lot because I'm a comdian
sugarychocobot 1 year ago 2
I really admire Ellen. What an incredible woman!
19yapan 1 year ago
Ellen is just a wonderful TV host and comedian. I love on this her call to god. I laugh every time I see it.
TheMusiclvr8ify 1 year ago
phone call to god ... classic
LOVE ELLEN!
campbelljonas 1 year ago
She makes me happy.
RaptureFilmz 1 year ago 5
ellen is a fine wine
MinGophers 1 year ago 5
love 1993!
anbr90 1 year ago
i love when she pretends to be on the phone with anyone.. the timing is so good.. i know for the johnny carson thing... she was the first female comic that johnny carson ever invited on the couch after her act... craziness.
sahjimon 1 year ago 3
WOW, I love Ellie she was so gorgeous in 1993 with the long hair but back in the 80s that hair was horriable
esiuol21 2 years ago
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i just wish she wasnt gay. i cant laugh at this knowing she will burn in painful hell for all of eternity and that the pain and burning will never ever stop for her
obvlexi 2 years ago
Except that none of that is going to happen.
Too bad when you die and turn into nothing more than dust that we won't be able to say "told you so" in person.
Oh well, small price to pay,
TheComposerguy 2 years ago 2
@TheComposerguy Please me your proof of how you know that is going to happen.
Oh wait, that's just what you believe in. Got it.
joepod 1 year ago
Luv her... she has a great personality, and funny too. She hasn't aged a bit.
Gliese201 2 years ago 7
I LOVE HER, she's so funny! Have you guys seem her doing a speech for a commencement for Tulane University? SHe is awesome!!!
jimbolic0809 2 years ago 4
I LOVEEEEEEE HER
leesard17 2 years ago 5
she claims to not be able to play the piano. but she does it several times. even here at the beginning. she does play it, doesnt she?
NeverAshcroft 2 years ago 4
kaTHY! hahahahahaha
nataliegiraffe 2 years ago 6
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ericaduhthegreat 2 years ago 5
She needs to do another stand up!! Please Ellen!!!
soulshaker205 2 years ago 5
hahah omg i am still laughing at all of this, and its like the 3rd time i have watched it! Now this is the 25th Anniversery to.....he being a comedian and on tv in general? i just wanna get it right! Does any1 no the Episode #?! :D She looks older here than she does now! Thats amazing! She is just wonderful! I bet she is the nicest person and the best boss haha!!
HeyYou711 2 years ago
Watch her so a speech! DO a youtube search using "Ellen DeGeneres Commencement Speech at Tulane University"
jimbolic0809 2 years ago 4
I love the "I don't know where grandma is," "Bless yourself!" and "Godzilla"
madisoned 2 years ago 5
To this day I say 'that's the craziest thing'. Lol. x
petie71 2 years ago
haha she looks so pretty like at 0:27 with the wig and all... LOL!!! Her fake laughter at 6:48 mega funny!!! hahaha her God chats are hilarious... mm the 1993 clip.. she looks cute
cyanure7 2 years ago 7
She's hilarious, pretty and lovely!
joosie2 2 years ago 5
that fish joke was awesome!
mf679 2 years ago 5
mullet!
sweetdictator 2 years ago 6
I cant believe she's 51!!!!
Starrinmovies 2 years ago 18
Ellen was the first female comedian to be asked to sit on Johnnys Couch!
zsuzsu19 2 years ago 90
@zsuzsu19 the only women to sit
co0LAide 1 year ago
Love Ellen! Loved that black wig....went with the eyebrows that were painted on.....didn't we all look awful then.....but, funny, funny, funny.....love the chat with God....thanks for sharing!!!
grammyd55 2 years ago
Don't you!?..yeah..me too!
:D her hair omg, sweet! lol
Buschix3 2 years ago
wow ellen was really pretty on 1984 she sings good too umm hld old is ellen??
stacyshade 2 years ago 2
she is 51
Paulaabdulsfan 2 years ago
Ellen is now 51 ! but looks young .
aanaa99 2 years ago 5
look at the size of that one gimme a beer hahahahahahahahaha
squirrelygirl816 2 years ago 2
love this woman! gets hotter with age
jennaelfmanisgod 2 years ago 101
1984-86 lol! xD
Hammersengnyberg 2 years ago 3
Oh gosh... how Southern does she sound? Her accent has changed hasn't it? It's so cute here!
MissFotini 2 years ago
i ♥ what she did on 7:11 it got 2 b ellen!!!
aqstoy 2 years ago
Omg Look at Leno!
minimegz 2 years ago
Really 27? Wow, she's adorable, but I find that she gets funnier as she goes along. But she's gorgeous!
EmmyNeander 2 years ago 6
OMG! i was totally ROTFLMAO!!! she was, is and always will be hilarious!
go Ellen!
shaneslover 2 years ago 8
wow, she actually sings really well.
buffyfan83 2 years ago 11
good lord.........cant believe thats the ellen i watch everyday now on tv......... she looks sooooooooo different.........
upasana2692 2 years ago 2
I love her one about god on here, can u do the whole thingabout god?
Darkbunny456 2 years ago 3
she wrote that because she was living in a flee infested apartment after her girlfriend died, and just started thinking about that, and she just started writing it
CloggingCourt127 2 years ago 7
She talks about those times at Tulane's Commencement Speech...
If you're an Ellen's fans or want to know a bit more about her; check it.
/watch?v=0JccudODwwY
I kid a lot because I'm a comedian :D
Smileater 2 years ago
I love her so much !!
Chakdegirl 2 years ago
Look at the way she dressed back then, and look at her now.
She was gorgeous then too!
veinpsyko 2 years ago 7
Is it just me or is it when she was younger she seemed to speak with a higher and quieter voice?
Funny none the less, though :D
velvie110 2 years ago 4
Well, she was younger, so any 27 yr olds voice would be a little less pronunciation.
Also, I'm sure she has less time worrying about "I wonder if they think I'm funny" NOW, then she did back then y'know?
veinpsyko 2 years ago 5
Wow. Shit. She has become a legend!
A comedy great!
Wow!
jjcbss 2 years ago 9
South African lesbians are suffering rapes by men trying to "cure" their homosexuality, in what is becoming one of the most common hate crimes against gay women there, a new study said on Friday.
georgebushfkd 2 years ago
You should look up ''Disgrace'', a book by J.M Coetze
phi358 2 years ago
this is so funny! i liked her song in the first one. she's really good
keleic 2 years ago
I do that "over" thing too, and like a dumb ass, i put an > too
flon57 2 years ago
this video was funny so herb galloway approves. bravo!
herbgalloway 2 years ago
Look at you!!!
seawyatt 3 years ago
Who knew God was such a bad comedian?
beantrouser 3 years ago 3
This is pretty damn hilarious...^_^
luvwins 3 years ago
Did she have a lisp or speech impediment? just wondering sounds a bit like it. no offense.
S2I08 3 years ago
WOW!!! AMAZING. THANK YOU!!
S2I08 3 years ago
I saw Ellen perform for what I believe was one of her first performances. Her brother Vance was Bassist for a popular New Orleans band, "The Cold".
Ellen did a warm-up monologue on the stage of Grace King High School in suburban New Orleans. I can even remember one of the jokes !
This would have been the summer of 1980 or 1981. I can remember you could tell she was nervous. There were about 200 people "teenagers" in the audience.
anglicansag 3 years ago 3
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she was pritty hot younger, except that lesbian haircut tho
spyhunter41 3 years ago
there's some spcial lesbian haircut? Won't you please specify so I'd get myself one? I'm straight as a bridge tho.
katanatt 3 years ago
I think this is a bit more than just "a couple" of clips. . .
flash74686 3 years ago
oww! WOW ellen was a comedian b4.! nice! thats why shes so funny!
myers10200 3 years ago
i love ellen! hahahah she`s so funny!
myers10200 3 years ago 5
This is so freakin' hilarious. Love her. LOL.
carmcute 3 years ago 7
the 1986 yellow with purple pants??? i can understand her not wanting to relive the 1980s
crazedbirdy9 3 years ago 4
"She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." rotfl!!!
movei123 3 years ago 11
8:52 SHE LOOKED SO DIFFERENT! I love Ellen.
Minabelle123 3 years ago 4
did she say good evening my name's jenny janien.
billyizkool 3 years ago 4
xD I laugh at the wardrobe and hair choices.
:) I love Ellen!
milkxxcookies 3 years ago 5
oh, I never knew that the stuff from her book "my point..." is that old! it´s still hilarious though!timeless
jayweh 3 years ago 3
"So Kathy and I went shopping-- thats it? Thats the craziest thing!!" <3
Lol
LexCooBukaba 3 years ago 3
xDD Lol Ellen is awesome
Btw..What does DeGenerate mean?
I'm not really familiar with the term.
LexCooBukaba 3 years ago 3
degenerate-to fall below a normal or desirable level in physical, mental, or moral qualities
vivalavida814 3 years ago 2
She looks like that girl from mad tv
takadi 3 years ago
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GOD must be an american. lol. i like the 1993 one. ^^
PrinceOscar23 3 years ago
Ellen rules!!! Adorable then, adorable now.
chevychase 3 years ago 7
she ages very well for sure
StillaVirgin 3 years ago 3
and now i dont have a reason......to shave my legs no more!!!! LOL shes so funny!
Julester27 3 years ago 4
LOL her voice is still the same. She is so funny!
Julester27 3 years ago
She's so pretty back then.
musicwriter83 3 years ago
ahahahaah
kisowytcky 3 years ago
She seems so lovely and genuine.
lucyk29 3 years ago 5
omgosh she's effing hilarious!!!!
crest18 3 years ago 5
I used to wander around the woods when i was a kid...bc my parents put me there XD
knowledgeofatlantis 3 years ago
she looked the best in 2000
smashsamus 3 years ago
wow. she was RLY pretty.
melrox555 3 years ago 2
The last clip she looks pretty with her hair short.
zapikachu 3 years ago
yeah ellens a genius
komedyizlyfe125 3 years ago
She's wonderful.
joey300030003000 3 years ago 4
She's so crazy!! Blanksheet, do you know what song she is singing at 0:26-0:54????? Or she just made it up??
GinaAlexandra 3 years ago 3
i think she just made it up i dont know
andreaRBD125 3 years ago
She looks very nice in 1993
GinaAlexandra 3 years ago
I love the 1984 one!!!!!!
GinaAlexandra 3 years ago 3
LOL!!!!!!! I like her voice.
GinaAlexandra 3 years ago
LOL!!! I love Ellen.
DHrocks96 3 years ago 2
"who's there ?" "God Who ?" " God-Zilla "
muahahahaha...this was fracking genious..
MrsFrisk 3 years ago 4
the phone call to god is just the best.
Robynowitz 3 years ago 3
wow her hair starts to look normal in 1993 lol the good ol days
parachute89 3 years ago 5
hi thats me again
did u post the entire show finally?
cause i cant find it so far
thanks
psummerh 3 years ago
hi and thanks a lot for posting this
i was wondering by the way: would you have the full version of this show or even larger fragmnents? If ya could you please post them?
thanks again
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psummerh 3 years ago
yes, I have the show. I'll upload it tomorrow ;)
blanksheetthethird 3 years ago
you defenitly rock!
thank you very much!
psummerh 3 years ago 3
lol 0:22 - 0:25
sadiemag89 4 years ago
lol tubamajean! lol
NellieForbush 4 years ago
uhmm...she is amazing:)
syldess 4 years ago 3
indeed ;)
blanksheetthethird 4 years ago
omg shes changed soo much, well just her hair.
shes so kwl, makes me laugh!
Babyphayce04 4 years ago
i notice in alot of her stand up she refers to a kathy..
i just wondered if anyone knows,
is it in memory of the kathy that died before she started doing stand up?
god bless her, ellen must miss her so much xx
loosegoose01 4 years ago 2
well, I don't know, but I guess it could have something to do with that. Perkoff, I think was her name...
blanksheetthethird 4 years ago
i fucking love her
loosegoose01 4 years ago
You know what I always thought was outrageous? Jerry Falwell calling this sweetheart "Ellen Degenerate". Nice. Very Christian. Oh well, the rest of us know better. ;)
PuffLippy06 4 years ago 3
FTW: "Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since the fourth grade."
ReginaMac 3 years ago
Ellen??
PuffLippy06 3 years ago
Why doesn't this video have more views? It's great! It's the only one I could find with the "phonecall to god" standup routine.
VRmonkey 4 years ago
thank you ;) this was on the show when ellen celebrated her 25th anniversry of doing stand-up ;) great show with jay leno, david spade and a friend of ellen's
blanksheetthethird 4 years ago
Man shes a god!!!
noops4udear 4 years ago 2
Ellen, You're great. everytime i feel depresed or sad cause you know "I'm alive" i just watch you on youtube and you make me smile and make me happy. i watch your show every single day,
love ya and Happy holidays to you
MarinaS4u 4 years ago 7
MERRY CHRSTMAS!!!
blanksheetthethird 4 years ago
Merry Christmas to You!!!
MarinaS4u 4 years ago
Thanks for posting!!
Sanibu 4 years ago 3
i like her very much!! thx!!
borjomialinka 4 years ago 3
Woah, shes more than amazing! Amazing job posting it too.
t0th1nk 4 years ago 3