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  • look at youuu!! thumbs up for Ellen people :-DD

  • its amazing how for over 20 years ellen has always stayed the same. :) i love that about her she always ramained her loving,fun, rambling self lol love her!

  • love her!! :D 

  • @oddtreenow2 This debate again? I was never abused, my parents split up years after I came out. I'm bisexual and have felt attracted to the male and female gender since I was 5. I didn't just decide it. I didn't know what it meant when I was that age, nobody does. If I could have chosen my sexuality I would have chosen to be straight. I wouldn't have been bullied and tormented all of my life. I'm 27 now and still get harassed and threatened. If she wasn't born gay then you weren't born straight.

  • @crispie764 I can completely agree!People don't wake up one day and say you know what?I wanna be gay now" all the people who think that they do are completely full of Shit.I know people that have had PERFECT lives and their gay,so the theory that it 'comes from' being abused.molested,or dealing with divorced parents is a crock.

  • @crispie764 It shouldn't matter whether someone is gay or straight,just value them as a person.And if you can't handle it then you go your way and let them go theirs!This is coming from a straight person too!

  • 7:10 - she reminds me Meg Ryan here :-)

  • If I'd be gay I would go for her. What a nice-funny-charming-good looking person. I've never met a man like that!.... Wait a minute... actually, I had. He was gay :-/

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  • daaaaaaaamn she can sing !

  • was she already out back in the 80's? i mean to the media and all??

  • hahahahhaha

  • To Blamksheetthethrid:

    Thanks for posting these early clips of Ellen D. I really enjoy her humor and it's cool to watch her development over the years. I especially enjoyed the inclusion of her appearance on The Johnny Carson Show. Kudos, man.

  • I love Ellen. I wish she was single:)

  • gotta love her :)

  • dad: what do u want for christmas?

    Ellen: a dolly.

    wow...she liked dolls too? hahaha! that's cute...but the clothes aren't! =))

  • I never knew she did comedy til today and the funniest ever

  • The woman doesn't age!!

  • she used to wear the baggiest effing clothes. why!?

  • oh, the eighties! <3

  • Ellen is freaking HOT!

  • I think the last joke is a reminder of her first gf, kathy p.

  • Ellen is the funniest woman alive, nothing against women stand up comedians, I just never really like their subjects, but Ellen is amazing, and her material is never dated, you can watch something from 1984 and feel the humor is right on target to what we could find funny today. I love Ellen!

  • was she a lesbian back in the 80s?

  • @sor8an probably. It's not exactly a thing that changes.

  • @transboyforpride I disagree with that...not all gays were born gay..my freinds girlfreind turned lesbian when she found out he was cheating on her for 2 years and broke up with him..in my openion once they try homosexuality they will more likely continue on and later turn compeletly gay

  • @sor8an I respect that you disagree with me. Thanks for your thoughts.

  • @sor8an Or maybe your friends girlfriend was dating him in hopes that she could "make" herself straight because she may have been ashamed of who she really was and didn't want to get harassed or threatened by people. When finding out he was cheating on her, she used that to open her eyes and realize what it was she really wanted. I know people who have tried to do that so they could conform to the ideas of the general public but realized they were denying themselves true love and happiness.

  • ellen 1986 = scritti politti

  • fashion looks soo weird back then haha

  • At 4:57 it sounds like she said B***h! hahah oops

  • lovely voice

  • I could not stop laughing during the phone call with God! I could actually hear that entire conversation going on!!!

  • ok, that was funny

  • still wondering if anyone can find the early 1990s commercial that Ellen did (posing as a small business owner (pet shop!) happy that a local bank gave her a loan I think) which aired on local TV in Tucson Arizona. That's where I first saw her and of course instantly fell in love with her.

  • @EilertPilarmDM blanksheetthethird has it.

  • omg how much i loooooove ellen ♥

  • when i first saw her..u knew she was gay! pauly poundstone also. why is it so hard to tell, unless u have not seen the lesbian variety at a club, in the streets or within your family. going to the white lesbians bars...ellen looked like a photoopt for them...lmao

  • ellen degeneres though the years 1984-2010 (present)

  • Loved it!! I was always wanted to watch her phone call to god and i could finally do it. Thank you for uploading this!!

  • Her bit on Carson was GENIUS.

    I have and will always say this. When it comes to comedic timing, no one matches Ellen. NO one!!

  • OMG HER HAIR xD she has always been beautiful though...

  • damn doesn't Ellen look like supermodel Linda Evangelista ( 00:19 - 00:25)

  • wooow,el tiempo no pasa de a gratis

  • Ellen always makes me smile! Love her! :)

  • she really like the name katy isn't she?

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  • I think she got her teeth fixed... she looked kinda like madonna....hmmm

  • XD The funniest person ever...Ladies and gentle men, Ellen DeGeneres!

  • Lol I kid a lot because I'm a comdian

  • I really admire Ellen. What an incredible woman!

  • Ellen is just a wonderful TV host and comedian. I love on this her call to god. I laugh every time I see it.

  • phone call to god ... classic

    LOVE ELLEN!

  • She makes me happy.

  • ellen is a fine wine

  • love 1993!

  • i love when she pretends to be on the phone with anyone.. the timing is so good.. i know for the johnny carson thing... she was the first female comic that johnny carson ever invited on the couch after her act... craziness.

  • WOW, I love Ellie she was so gorgeous in 1993 with the long hair but back in the 80s that hair was horriable

  • Except that none of that is going to happen.

    Too bad when you die and turn into nothing more than dust that we won't be able to say "told you so" in person.

    Oh well, small price to pay,

  • @TheComposerguy Please me your proof of how you know that is going to happen.

    Oh wait, that's just what you believe in. Got it.

  • Luv her... she has a great personality, and funny too. She hasn't aged a bit.

  • I LOVE HER, she's so funny! Have you guys seem her doing a speech for a commencement for Tulane University? SHe is awesome!!!

  • I LOVEEEEEEE HER

  • she claims to not be able to play the piano. but she does it several times. even here at the beginning. she does play it, doesnt she?

  • kaTHY! hahahahahaha

  • ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • She needs to do another stand up!! Please Ellen!!!

  • hahah omg i am still laughing at all of this, and its like the 3rd time i have watched it! Now this is the 25th Anniversery to.....he being a comedian and on tv in general? i just wanna get it right! Does any1 no the Episode #?! :D She looks older here than she does now! Thats amazing! She is just wonderful! I bet she is the nicest person and the best boss haha!!

  • Watch her so a speech! DO a youtube search using "Ellen DeGeneres Commencement Speech at Tulane University"

  • I love the "I don't know where grandma is," "Bless yourself!" and "Godzilla"

  • To this day I say 'that's the craziest thing'. Lol. x

  • haha she looks so pretty like at 0:27 with the wig and all... LOL!!! Her fake laughter at 6:48 mega funny!!! hahaha her God chats are hilarious... mm the 1993 clip.. she looks cute

  • She's hilarious, pretty and lovely!

  • that fish joke was awesome!

  • mullet!

  • I cant believe she's 51!!!!

  • Ellen was the first female comedian to be asked to sit on Johnnys Couch!

  • @zsuzsu19  the only women to sit

  • Love Ellen! Loved that black wig....went with the eyebrows that were painted on.....didn't we all look awful then.....but, funny, funny, funny.....love the chat with God....thanks for sharing!!!

  • Don't you!?..yeah..me too!

    :D her hair omg, sweet! lol

  • wow ellen was really pretty on 1984 she sings good too umm hld old is ellen??

  • she is 51

  • Ellen is now 51 ! but looks young .

  • look at the size of that one gimme a beer hahahahahahahahaha

  • love this woman! gets hotter with age

  • 1984-86 lol! xD

  • Oh gosh... how Southern does she sound? Her accent has changed hasn't it? It's so cute here!

  • i ♥ what she did on 7:11 it got 2 b ellen!!!

  • Omg Look at Leno!

  • Really 27? Wow, she's adorable, but I find that she gets funnier as she goes along. But she's gorgeous!

  • OMG! i was totally ROTFLMAO!!! she was, is and always will be hilarious!

    go Ellen!

  • wow, she actually sings really well.

  • good lord.........cant believe thats the ellen i watch everyday now on tv......... she looks sooooooooo different.........

  • I love her one about god on here, can u do the whole thingabout god?

  • she wrote that because she was living in a flee infested apartment after her girlfriend died, and just started thinking about that, and she just started writing it

  • She talks about those times at Tulane's Commencement Speech...

    If you're an Ellen's fans or want to know a bit more about her; check it.

    /watch?v=0JccudODwwY

    I kid a lot because I'm a comedian :D

  • I love her so much !!

  • Look at the way she dressed back then, and look at her now.

    She was gorgeous then too!

  • Is it just me or is it when she was younger she seemed to speak with a higher and quieter voice?

    Funny none the less, though :D

  • Well, she was younger, so any 27 yr olds voice would be a little less pronunciation.

    Also, I'm sure she has less time worrying about "I wonder if they think I'm funny" NOW, then she did back then y'know?

  • Wow. Shit. She has become a legend!

    A comedy great!

    Wow!

  • South African lesbians are suffering rapes by men trying to "cure" their homosexuality, in what is becoming one of the most common hate crimes against gay women there, a new study said on Friday.

  • You should look up ''Disgrace'', a book by J.M Coetze

  • this is so funny! i liked her song in the first one. she's really good

  • I do that "over" thing too, and like a dumb ass, i put an > too

  • this video was funny so herb galloway approves. bravo!

  • Look at you!!!

  • Who knew God was such a bad comedian?

  • This is pretty damn hilarious...^_^

  • Did she have a lisp or speech impediment? just wondering sounds a bit like it. no offense.

  • WOW!!! AMAZING. THANK YOU!!

  • I saw Ellen perform for what I believe was one of her first performances. Her brother Vance was Bassist for a popular New Orleans band, "The Cold".

    Ellen did a warm-up monologue on the stage of Grace King High School in suburban New Orleans. I can even remember one of the jokes !

    This would have been the summer of 1980 or 1981. I can remember you could tell she was nervous. There were about 200 people "teenagers" in the audience.

  • there's some spcial lesbian haircut? Won't you please specify so I'd get myself one? I'm straight as a bridge tho.

  • I think this is a bit more than just "a couple" of clips. . .

  • oww! WOW ellen was a comedian b4.! nice! thats why shes so funny!

  • i love ellen! hahahah she`s so funny!

  • This is so freakin' hilarious. Love her. LOL.

  • the 1986 yellow with purple pants??? i can understand her not wanting to relive the 1980s

  • "She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." rotfl!!!

  • 8:52 SHE LOOKED SO DIFFERENT! I love Ellen.

  • did she say good evening my name's jenny janien.

  • xD I laugh at the wardrobe and hair choices.

    :) I love Ellen!

  • oh, I never knew that the stuff from her book "my point..." is that old! it´s still hilarious though!timeless

  • "So Kathy and I went shopping-- thats it? Thats the craziest thing!!" <3

    Lol

  • xDD Lol Ellen is awesome

    Btw..What does DeGenerate mean?

    I'm not really familiar with the term.

  • degenerate-to fall below a normal or desirable level in physical, mental, or moral qualities

  • She looks like that girl from mad tv

  • Ellen rules!!! Adorable then, adorable now.

  • she ages very well for sure

  • and now i dont have a reason......to shave my legs no more!!!! LOL shes so funny!

  • LOL her voice is still the same. She is so funny!

  • She's so pretty back then.

  • ahahahaah

  • She seems so lovely and genuine.

  • omgosh she's effing hilarious!!!!

  • I used to wander around the woods when i was a kid...bc my parents put me there XD

  • she looked the best in 2000

  • wow. she was RLY pretty.

  • The last clip she looks pretty with her hair short.

  • yeah ellens a genius

  • She's wonderful.

  • She's so crazy!! Blanksheet, do you know what song she is singing at 0:26-0:54????? Or she just made it up??

  • i think she just made it up i dont know

  • She looks very nice in 1993

  • I love the 1984 one!!!!!!

  • LOL!!!!!!! I like her voice.

  • LOL!!! I love Ellen.

  • "who's there ?" "God Who ?" " God-Zilla "

    muahahahaha...this was fracking genious..

  • the phone call to god is just the best.

  • wow her hair starts to look normal in 1993 lol the good ol days

  • hi thats me again

    did u post the entire show finally?

    cause i cant find it so far

    thanks

  • hi and thanks a lot for posting this

    i was wondering by the way: would you have the full version of this show or even larger fragmnents? If ya could you please post them?

    thanks again

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  • yes, I have the show. I'll upload it tomorrow ;)

  • you defenitly rock!

    thank you very much!

  • lol 0:22 - 0:25

  • lol tubamajean! lol

  • uhmm...she is amazing:)

  • indeed ;)

  • omg shes changed soo much, well just her hair.

    shes so kwl, makes me laugh!

  • i notice in alot of her stand up she refers to a kathy..

    i just wondered if anyone knows,

    is it in memory of the kathy that died before she started doing stand up?

    god bless her, ellen must miss her so much xx

  • well, I don't know, but I guess it could have something to do with that. Perkoff, I think was her name...

  • i fucking love her

  • You know what I always thought was outrageous? Jerry Falwell calling this sweetheart "Ellen Degenerate". Nice. Very Christian. Oh well, the rest of us know better. ;)

  • FTW: "Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since the fourth grade."

  • Ellen??

  • Why doesn't this video have more views? It's great! It's the only one I could find with the "phonecall to god" standup routine.

  • thank you ;) this was on the show when ellen celebrated her 25th anniversry of doing stand-up ;) great show with jay leno, david spade and a friend of ellen's

  • Man shes a god!!!

  • Ellen, You're great. everytime i feel depresed or sad cause you know "I'm alive" i just watch you on youtube and you make me smile and make me happy. i watch your show every single day,

    love ya and Happy holidays to you

  • MERRY CHRSTMAS!!!

  • Merry Christmas to You!!!

  • Thanks for posting!!

  • i like her very much!! thx!!

  • Woah, shes more than amazing! Amazing job posting it too.

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