people stop taking this so seriously he doesnt really think he can beat these cars hes doing it cause its funny to see a stratus race a fast car learn how to take a joke
Look, I'm not saying there aren't any 4 bangers that couldn't beat a 8 banger or more, but let's just be honest here, your silly vids with your ridiculous family sedan are uncommon & weird. The new Corvette wasn't even trying to race, lol. I wished you lived here in St. Louis, my Camaro would leave you at the start line before you'd have a chance to take off with your less than 200 horses car with weak torque.
My first car was a 97 Dodge Stratus. Had so much raw power that there wasn't a transmission that could handle it. Went through 2 trannys within 90,000 miles. Used to blow by vettes, trans ams, camaros, and mustangs all day, just like these videos. The only time I ever lost a race was against a Chevy Berreta, but that thing had to have quad turbos or something....
Great job beating the corvette, I really want to see you race a ferrari and rape it, the ferrari wouldn't stand a chance against your stratus, keep up the good work ;)
this video truly makes me wonder how you are able to function on a daily basis. don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure you were the best drooler in the whole school, but I can't help wondering if you have a cd that tells you wether to breathe in or out. the christian community owes you a favor for disembowling the theory of evolution, if it was even remotely true your ancestors would've been eatet or maybe just suffocated to death due to their unwillingness to ehale. Go play on the highway. PLEASE
that's because the shear awesome power of those 4 cylinders working together creates such raw power that winning the race isn't the issue, it's how am I gonna stop this stallion.....
people stop taking this so seriously he doesnt really think he can beat these cars hes doing it cause its funny to see a stratus race a fast car learn how to take a joke
w20z 2 years ago
that was ridiculuos ridiculously stupid
262Blazer 2 years ago
Look, I'm not saying there aren't any 4 bangers that couldn't beat a 8 banger or more, but let's just be honest here, your silly vids with your ridiculous family sedan are uncommon & weird. The new Corvette wasn't even trying to race, lol. I wished you lived here in St. Louis, my Camaro would leave you at the start line before you'd have a chance to take off with your less than 200 horses car with weak torque.
Combatinfantryvet83 2 years ago
My first car was a 97 Dodge Stratus. Had so much raw power that there wasn't a transmission that could handle it. Went through 2 trannys within 90,000 miles. Used to blow by vettes, trans ams, camaros, and mustangs all day, just like these videos. The only time I ever lost a race was against a Chevy Berreta, but that thing had to have quad turbos or something....
drlove247 3 years ago
And yet again another gay Dodge Stratus video....there is not even a slight chance you could beat a Corvette.
mattruss85akaairman 3 years ago
wow man, you should try out racing some nascar with your stratus, i bet you'd come out top 3 at least ;)
skavenskaven 3 years ago
Great job beating the corvette, I really want to see you race a ferrari and rape it, the ferrari wouldn't stand a chance against your stratus, keep up the good work ;)
dhimaan997 3 years ago 3
this video truly makes me wonder how you are able to function on a daily basis. don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure you were the best drooler in the whole school, but I can't help wondering if you have a cd that tells you wether to breathe in or out. the christian community owes you a favor for disembowling the theory of evolution, if it was even remotely true your ancestors would've been eatet or maybe just suffocated to death due to their unwillingness to ehale. Go play on the highway. PLEASE
malum90 3 years ago
Uh there wasnt a race anywhere in this video you fucks.
sleepisyummy 3 years ago
Thanks 4 the laugh
khiljis1 4 years ago
no prob
yawnovich 4 years ago
where was the race?
lurch1489 4 years ago
Funny i drive a 2004 dodge stratus and have beaten 2005 dodge neon, bmw m3 and poniac g6,easy.
alexkuchmasov 4 years ago
that's because the shear awesome power of those 4 cylinders working together creates such raw power that winning the race isn't the issue, it's how am I gonna stop this stallion.....
yawnovich 4 years ago
um I'm pretty sure they didn't try
nephilymbass 4 years ago
The Vette was nothin', it was the Minivan that was your Gold Medal Win!!
mykulc 4 years ago
ROFL I DO THIS ALL THE TIME IN MY STRATUS =)
but have u ever beaten anyone ? i actualy beat a pt crusier type thingy lol
spike1master 4 years ago