The greatest bullshit story ever made. They have actually convinced people, that there is an invisible man who lives in the sky & watches everything you do, every second, of every day. And he has 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do one of these 10 things, he has a special place for you full of fire, smoke & burning & torture & anguish where he will send YOU to live & suffer & burn & choke & scream... But he loves you & he NEEDS MONEY.
We all have different beliefs, I understand, but if one crosses the line to destroy another, there won't be any peace at all. I know two religion who had been crossing each other's line since then IT'S - "DATING DAAN" and "IGLESIA NI KRISTO" well, if you're not them, don't be brainless, act as you must, act as you would, faith is a substance not seen.
To everyone out there. We, Christians doesn't simply laugh at this video, I myself, didn't have the guts, but to those who replied to my posts, sorry for my words, I JUST REASON OUT MY BELIEFS, I DIDN'T PUSHED MY BELIEFS TO YOU, but I'm just saying what A TRUE CHRISTIAN WOULD BE SAYING. This is a blaspheme for my GOD, yet I DON'T PUSH IT ON ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ATHIESTS, but DON'T PUSH YOUR BELIEFS ON US TOO! you have a "god" I HAVE MY GOD, LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
In the version i know, Rowan says "I am the one that comes before, and i shall be called paul, and Daniels shall be my name, PAUL DANIELS ??? - yes, something like that....That part seems to be missing.
i love rowan and i think i have seen all his mr bean episodes, watched all his films as well.. but i am sad to see this. he is a great comedian but there is always limit to everything...faith is one for it requires sensitivities and respect... please no more jokes of this kind, if not for the sake of faith at least do it for some fans like me.. thank you..
Well, faith is the first of all things one should joke about. It is the ultimate manifestation of irrationality and delusion. It only serves the purpose of mass-manipulation and nothing more. So here's a joke for you :
Religious people see the bible as a software license agreement: They just scroll to the bottom and check "I Agree" !!!
@riqyl32 To everyone out there. We, Christians doesn't simply laugh at this video, I myself, didn't have the guts, but to those who replied to my posts, sorry for my words, I JUST REASON OUT MY BELIEFS, I DIDN'T PUSHED MY BELIEFS TO YOU, but I'm just saying what A TRUE CHRISTIAN WOULD BE SAYING. This is a blaspheme for my GOD, yet I DON'T PUSH IT ON ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ATHIESTS, but DON'T PUSH YOUR BELIEFS ON US TOO! you have a "god" I HAVE MY GOD, LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
@emptycorp respect is earned not given to those that dont deserve it, giving respect to people who dont deserve it causes alot of pain for alot of people who shouldnt have to suffer it.
@fdposa "faith is one for it requires sensitivities and respect"
Absolutely not. There are too many problems in the world that are caused by people giving respect to irrational and dangerous doctrines that people believe for no reason.
Believing things without evidence is simply not a virtue, but gullibility. A quick glance at all the contradictory claims of people all over the world is enough to understand why billions of people must be completely and utterly wrong and delusional.
Yes, I'm a Christian. And Yes, I find this funny. It might be blasphemous to you but Rowan's beliefs are Rowans and yours are yours. He is not saying Jesus did not perform miracles through God, but making them funny for his audience.
Jesus...it is a man...a symbol of every single intelligent man. Jesus died and was ressurected...Jesus died because he got away from his Ego...The problem with the majority of people is that they believe in some storys' but not in themselves...religious people,soldiers,politicians etc. When the person destroys his Ego...like Jesus did...the person doesn't even question death and its consequences...he becomes an infinite spirit,loving and creative. Everyday life is a ''Bible''...don't read books.
I laugh at this today, not because I find this act, gag ( whatever you call it ) funny, but because of the ignorance that's manifesting to this people's minds, how can you laugh on such impudent lies that whereof none of this tales had ever happen... I pray for your soul you who had mocked our dear Lord Jesus.
Woe to you guys! all of you! you will all perish... corrupt souls! Jesus have done NO WRONG at all, He is the only good and the only GOD. I suggest that in order for you to have brains, research about HIM and read the Holy Bible and be baptized as Catholics. Or, choose your miserable path if you want. Arise oh Lord, and let Thy enemies be scattered. And let them that hate the flee before Thy Holy Face.
@07phoenixcleiz07, with respect, that's actually the problem with people (religious or not) in these days, all want the world to be what they believe it must be, instead of accepting the diversity in it.
In this kind of themes, it's not important how mayority thinks, you are free to believe what you want, as much as minorities, and as such, both groups can say whatever they want, no matter how offensive, as you also have liberty to pass on seeing such offensive things =)
see right there, people are those evil, do not blame God for the evil things, though people have the right to say offensive things, PEOPLE MUST KNOW WHEN ITS TIME TO STOP.
PEOPLE MUST KNOW WHEN THEY'VE CROSSED THE LINE. IF THEY DON'T, SOME PEOPLE CALL THOSE PEOPLE, "UNETHICAL ANIMALS." PEOPLE HAVE BRAINS. THEY'RE NOT UNDEAD EATING FLESH. :)
omg guys...I read some comments...are you serious?
Have fun or go to the curch dude...
I'm not christian and I don't know if Jesus existed (I do not belive in god in the christian way) but for me he was a great man, but this is comedy....just have fun, Jesus would laughing too.
It's good that Rowan Atkinson is a nice comedian, but is it really necessary to posts videos like this even though majority of the world's population believes there is an Almighty one who is watching us all? I mean, what would you do if there is someone laughing at a video about you? Aren't you going to be mad or something? Please to whoever posted this, do not post videos like this about blaspheme on God. God loves sinners but not sin. :D Good Day!
@therunningrogue I know everyone has a right to practice their religion, but practicing THEIR OWN RELIGION doesn't mean mocking OTHER'S religion, AM I RIGHT? :)
... this is not a joke this kind of vid. is for anti-christ and most people do love this because they dont beleve that Jesus Christ execist... and the world is at end...
EVERYONE stop talking to anyone. When anyone speaks, just respond like this: RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAULRON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL
Evil is the absence of God in the hearts of men, do not blame God for every evil in this world, MEN DESTROYS EVERYTHING, it's NOT GOD. MEN CHOOSE THEIR WAYS, GOD ONLY MAKES THEM REALIZE IT BY THEIR DEEDS.
@hrtuvchrome God made everything for a purpose, and He doesn't like to be mocked.
2Kings 2:23-24 And he(Elisha) went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
@oshamarine It can hardly be blasphemous if you're an atheist, can it? A bit like Christians taking the piss out of Atheists'; they 'know' they're right so it's fine?
@KrazyKid1110 the ceasar of Rome was called king of kings, and the lord of lord was the pharoah, they had a child who never got his throne. SEE once you figure out who wrote the bible then you can KNOW. Look into everything or you will know the false truth, the false messiah, its like believing in santa. Who do you think santa really is?
@caessarion Santawas made up by coca cola and based off Saint Nicholas who broughtpresents to people sometime in November. The King of kings, lord of lords thingy is just a title. Also messiah/Jesus like figures are also present in other religious with similar causes and backgrounds. Like the Buddha for instance ( perfect human being, defeated his demons under a tree, jesus did that in the desert and were both healers), then there are others like krishna... Child of Ceasar was Brutus.
@KrazyKid1110 the great imposter is a long read, coke is false info, L&L K&K false info son of cleopatra and Julius ceasar, not brutus, false you should go play video games, there fun!
@KrazyKid1110 EVERYONE stop talking to anyone. When anyone speaks, just respond like this: RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAULRON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON
@caessarion You should have paid more attention in school than to the Bible. Your English is terrible. Would it be possible for you to not just use random commas everywhere, capitalize letters while not doing others, and review the concepts of 'there, their, and they're?" Thanks!
Also Santa being portrayed as an older man with a big white beard is actually a heathen tradition of Father Yule who brought gifts to people. He flew through the sky on a sleigh pulled by goats.
They cut out a big chunk of it :-( I used to have this DVD and what they cut out was hilarious. It was meant to be that Jesus was the one that came before the son of god and that (if I remember correctly) the real son of god's name was Paul. I think he is referring to the popes maybe?
@dhepp94 that is very true, in essence what rowan did was reduce Jesus to a magician and His miracles to tricks. & because of that, it can't be funny, its blasphemy. Let those who mock, let them mock... & those who find nothing wrong, let them continue...
@LinxDinx Don´t you think you´re overreacting a bit? I´m a christian, and I found this to be funny. I´m sure both God and Jesus has a sense of humour. Your life must be pretty boring and square if you don´t have any self distance. Lighten up and enjoy life.
@Moodo1 Sir/Ma'am, please, if you find there's nothing wrong, then so be it. I shared my view on what was said based on the fear & respect 'I' have for God & His Word, there was no need to use the sarcasm or snazzy remark on my life/Christianity. Rowan is a very talented man, but what was done in this video with his analogies, was an indirect insult to God. Just the fact that atheists always say that Jesus was a magician, should cause some hint of concern to you a 'Christian'. Anyway, gdbye ok
@LinxDinx So, in other words you find it okey to critizise, but can´t stand to be critizised yourself? I have respect for the word of God, for your information I´m studying to become a minister in the church of Sweden. I do not however, believe in a God that condemns and puts fear in people, those are medieavel beliefs. My God is loving, compassionate and understanding and has, as I wrote, a sense of humour. The big question here is, why did you even watch the video to begin with?
@Moodo1 In none of my previous comments did I criticize anyone Moodo, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I rather not dispute this matter further. I never questioned your Christianity & I'm very glad that you're training to be a minister, all the best. & to answer your question, I watched this video because I was watching some Mr Bean episodes previously. goodbye.
@Moodo1 wow, so you're even in ministering services?...
You CLEARLY don't know BLASPHEME and MOCKERY goes huh?
If you're a minister, you want your "god" to be laughed at? I'm SORRY BUT I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THE SAME GOD, you're "god" doesn't DESERVE your RESPECT.
Jesus died on the CROSS TO BE GLORIFIED, not TO BE LAUGHED AT.
@07phoenixcleiz07 Well. First of all, I am not a minister. I am studying to become one, see the difference? Of course you could see this as blasphemy, but why? Blasphemy was created by man. God does not judge, because God has never condemned. If God is love, hope and glory, then how can you believe he can be a vengeful, condeming God? I´m sorry my friend, but somewhere you have been mislead. Can I ask what church you belong too? I´m a lutherian protestant myself.
@Moodo1 "If God is love, hope and glory, then how can you believe he can be a vengeful, condeming God?"
If Hitler was love, hope and glory, how could you condemn him as a monster? I'm sorry my friend, but somewhere you have been misled.
The Christian God directly orders his followers to burn young girls for having sex for crying out loud. Leviticus 21:9. To suggest that "God is Love" while relying on the bible is to be wildly dishonest.
@Moodo1 If you can feel your "But that was the old testament!" reflex kicking in, realize that OT prophecy and definitions of Yahweh is what provides Jesus with legitimacy as the Messiah to the people who believe in him. Among the attributes of God is that he is unchanging. If you're going to claim that he also is love,hope and glory, then your definition of love, hope and glory includes burning young girls - which is clearly perverting language.
@Moodo1 Yes, you are studying to be one, God may not condemn sinners these days, yes, I agree with you, God loves us NOW, but when the judgment day comes, there will be condemnation, I am simply warning all THOSE CHRISTIANS to be out-of-blame at the judgment seat of Christ in the future. I am a Bible Baptist Christian. Judgement was revealed by John the Beloved in the book of Revelations in the Bible
@Moodo1 God created all things in this earth, he created men, implanted ideals, laws, statutes, and commandments, if HE would not follow HIS own commandments and COMPROMISE THOSE for mankind, what good it would be? What is the main reason the laws are made? I'll tell you, MAN IS SINFUL IN NATURE, that's why God created laws and commandments that would restrain sin, but what you're saying is just absurd, He couldn't love without CHASTENING, and chastening is punishment.
@dhepp94 You mock the Flying spaghetti monster and he will grim you into mish mash pasta... Ehm... Let me read the gospels of the Saint Jebus:
13:29 And those who mock thy (that's the) holy pasta, may thy (that's they) suffer thy most agonising death as thy pasta of shyt (that's shit)
22:96
And Jebus rosed from thy ded with new pair of shoes and told - do not pity me. I'm going into thy sky to my Pasta father with a pair of new shoes. And so he did
@GaaraLover1792 no he can't it's one of those thinks you have to believe without particular evidence like Santa, tooth fairy, unicorns etc. It's such fun! (especially when you take it seriously out of fear of being spanked by your white bearded nanny when you die). I love how having a religion has become a common and a normal thing but in fact is fucking ludicrousness and absurdness. People are such tools.
@BaTu2009 everything is to be made fun of, you know why? Because laughter is the most powerful tool known to men. I would never believe in a god without a sense of humor. It's a shame people take themselves so seriously and in the same time they are so fragile and easily offended. What was the last thing you laughed at, are you sure you didn't offend anyone?
@BibleTruth1000 It is humour. I"m going to be serious because this seems to be something serious to you. You have to understand, this is a joke. No offence is meant to Christianity or Jesus. Yes, the bible is being teased but with light heart. Perhaps instead of slating top quality humour on youtube you should worry about lightening up a bit. Enjoi one of the best deliveries of a sketch of all time.
@fozzi900 First, I am an atheist. Second. Go bludgeon somebody in the head then tell him, "You have to understand, this is a joke. No offence is meant to head. Yes, your life is being taken but with a light heart. " Then see how it works, dummy. Have we no human consideration left in us for others? Does freedom of speech mean license to be uncivil? Will the Atheists win by being callous? Fuck god but also fuck comedians who are behaving like pigs.
@azzy314159 You permit yourself to say, "F**k god," but a comedian is crossing the line by saying, "You're very good. Do you do parties?" How is telling a joke and saying, "No offense, it's a joke" remotely like brutally murdering someone and saying, "No offense, it's a joke?"
Atheist or not, you are a very disturbed and confused individual.
@BibleTruth1000 yeah its not funny... its bloody hiliarious!!! lighten up! christianity takes the piss out of other religions and infact those with no religion!
And Allah(the only one God) has created every animal from water: of them there are some that creep on their bellies; some that walk on two legs; and some that walk on four. Allah creates what He wills: for verily Allah has power over all things.
Put on a tutu. :3
milesprower0 1 day ago
@gonzarnr pls research before saying something stupid, and RAtheism doesnt count
XxXgangstabunnyXxX 1 day ago
I'm enjoying the religious disputes going on here...just enjoy the humor like normal people
trtmcr24 2 days ago
The greatest bullshit story ever made. They have actually convinced people, that there is an invisible man who lives in the sky & watches everything you do, every second, of every day. And he has 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do one of these 10 things, he has a special place for you full of fire, smoke & burning & torture & anguish where he will send YOU to live & suffer & burn & choke & scream... But he loves you & he NEEDS MONEY.
If he does exist may he strike YOU dead.
Gonzarnr 2 days ago
"Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer!" LOOOOL
Ashmis86 5 days ago
We all have different beliefs, I understand, but if one crosses the line to destroy another, there won't be any peace at all. I know two religion who had been crossing each other's line since then IT'S - "DATING DAAN" and "IGLESIA NI KRISTO" well, if you're not them, don't be brainless, act as you must, act as you would, faith is a substance not seen.
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
To everyone out there. We, Christians doesn't simply laugh at this video, I myself, didn't have the guts, but to those who replied to my posts, sorry for my words, I JUST REASON OUT MY BELIEFS, I DIDN'T PUSHED MY BELIEFS TO YOU, but I'm just saying what A TRUE CHRISTIAN WOULD BE SAYING. This is a blaspheme for my GOD, yet I DON'T PUSH IT ON ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ATHIESTS, but DON'T PUSH YOUR BELIEFS ON US TOO! you have a "god" I HAVE MY GOD, LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
something really cracks me up about the sentence "the crowd went totally bananas"
Boeserwolf93 6 days ago
WOW! all the talking cannot fit all Mr. Bean episodes
freakahurt 1 week ago
In the version i know, Rowan says "I am the one that comes before, and i shall be called paul, and Daniels shall be my name, PAUL DANIELS ??? - yes, something like that....That part seems to be missing.
agentramses 1 week ago
"how the HELL did you do that?", "did you do childrens party?" LOL
dionisiuskevin 1 week ago 3
this man is fuckin genius
ayelebron 2 weeks ago
this is brilliant stuff..on so many different levels.
webbst 2 weeks ago
i love rowan and i think i have seen all his mr bean episodes, watched all his films as well.. but i am sad to see this. he is a great comedian but there is always limit to everything...faith is one for it requires sensitivities and respect... please no more jokes of this kind, if not for the sake of faith at least do it for some fans like me.. thank you..
fdposa 2 weeks ago
@fdposa Thank you? hahaha he heard you for sure !
Well, faith is the first of all things one should joke about. It is the ultimate manifestation of irrationality and delusion. It only serves the purpose of mass-manipulation and nothing more. So here's a joke for you :
Religious people see the bible as a software license agreement: They just scroll to the bottom and check "I Agree" !!!
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@riqyl32 To everyone out there. We, Christians doesn't simply laugh at this video, I myself, didn't have the guts, but to those who replied to my posts, sorry for my words, I JUST REASON OUT MY BELIEFS, I DIDN'T PUSHED MY BELIEFS TO YOU, but I'm just saying what A TRUE CHRISTIAN WOULD BE SAYING. This is a blaspheme for my GOD, yet I DON'T PUSH IT ON ALL OF YOU OUT THERE ATHIESTS, but DON'T PUSH YOUR BELIEFS ON US TOO! you have a "god" I HAVE MY GOD, LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
@fdposa why should i show respect to those with faith whom condemn me for who i physically am?
MitchofSmeg 2 weeks ago
@MitchofSmeg to be better than them? but apparently that character trait escapes you and all those like you.
emptycorp 1 week ago
@emptycorp respect is earned not given to those that dont deserve it, giving respect to people who dont deserve it causes alot of pain for alot of people who shouldnt have to suffer it.
MitchofSmeg 1 week ago
@fdposa Faith is not a virtue but a vice. Deserve respect, it does not.
huwrj 1 week ago
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@fdposa "faith is one for it requires sensitivities and respect"
Absolutely not. There are too many problems in the world that are caused by people giving respect to irrational and dangerous doctrines that people believe for no reason.
Believing things without evidence is simply not a virtue, but gullibility. A quick glance at all the contradictory claims of people all over the world is enough to understand why billions of people must be completely and utterly wrong and delusional.
Gnomefro 1 week ago
hahahahaha
richard01man 2 weeks ago
Yes, I'm a Christian. And Yes, I find this funny. It might be blasphemous to you but Rowan's beliefs are Rowans and yours are yours. He is not saying Jesus did not perform miracles through God, but making them funny for his audience.
Kinsey2285 2 weeks ago 6
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Jesus...it is a man...a symbol of every single intelligent man. Jesus died and was ressurected...Jesus died because he got away from his Ego...The problem with the majority of people is that they believe in some storys' but not in themselves...religious people,soldiers,politicians etc. When the person destroys his Ego...like Jesus did...the person doesn't even question death and its consequences...he becomes an infinite spirit,loving and creative. Everyday life is a ''Bible''...don't read books.
kubiksahara 2 weeks ago
happy birthday man
MeBenatos 2 weeks ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
kingil17 3 weeks ago
lol.Carrot top reference
joel5673ify 3 weeks ago
Greece loves you Rowan. Happy birthday from ALL the 9gaggers.
KostasTheDark 3 weeks ago 42
I laugh at this today, not because I find this act, gag ( whatever you call it ) funny, but because of the ignorance that's manifesting to this people's minds, how can you laugh on such impudent lies that whereof none of this tales had ever happen... I pray for your soul you who had mocked our dear Lord Jesus.
slainfilt 3 weeks ago
I love how he speaks sounds just like Anglican ministers delivering sermons. Makes sense though, as Rowan Atkinson is Anglican himself.
mrsamytam 3 weeks ago
Woe to you guys! all of you! you will all perish... corrupt souls! Jesus have done NO WRONG at all, He is the only good and the only GOD. I suggest that in order for you to have brains, research about HIM and read the Holy Bible and be baptized as Catholics. Or, choose your miserable path if you want. Arise oh Lord, and let Thy enemies be scattered. And let them that hate the flee before Thy Holy Face.
sagolito 3 weeks ago
@07phoenixcleiz07, with respect, that's actually the problem with people (religious or not) in these days, all want the world to be what they believe it must be, instead of accepting the diversity in it.
In this kind of themes, it's not important how mayority thinks, you are free to believe what you want, as much as minorities, and as such, both groups can say whatever they want, no matter how offensive, as you also have liberty to pass on seeing such offensive things =)
Tremziah 3 weeks ago
@Tremziah
see right there, people are those evil, do not blame God for the evil things, though people have the right to say offensive things, PEOPLE MUST KNOW WHEN ITS TIME TO STOP.
PEOPLE MUST KNOW WHEN THEY'VE CROSSED THE LINE. IF THEY DON'T, SOME PEOPLE CALL THOSE PEOPLE, "UNETHICAL ANIMALS." PEOPLE HAVE BRAINS. THEY'RE NOT UNDEAD EATING FLESH. :)
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
Jesus (peace and blessings be upon him) was only a prophet not son of GOD! Islam is trueeee
ZaeemIslamSoldier 3 weeks ago
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you have to admit It's funny.
and if you don't believe me look at the like bar
qualivia 3 weeks ago
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qualivia 3 weeks ago
I love this so much!!! x'D
mamimi2113 3 weeks ago
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omg guys...I read some comments...are you serious?
Have fun or go to the curch dude...
I'm not christian and I don't know if Jesus existed (I do not belive in god in the christian way) but for me he was a great man, but this is comedy....just have fun, Jesus would laughing too.
Take it easy...
Astharot90 3 weeks ago
funny looool I found christens are more funnier then MR. ben CUZ they believe in their fucking jesus
sa8ra6 3 weeks ago
It's good that Rowan Atkinson is a nice comedian, but is it really necessary to posts videos like this even though majority of the world's population believes there is an Almighty one who is watching us all? I mean, what would you do if there is someone laughing at a video about you? Aren't you going to be mad or something? Please to whoever posted this, do not post videos like this about blaspheme on God. God loves sinners but not sin. :D Good Day!
07phoenixcleiz07 3 weeks ago
@07phoenixcleiz07 Everyone has a right to practice their own religion or lack thereof. If you don't like it, you certainly don't have to watch it. :)
therunningrogue 3 weeks ago
@therunningrogue I know everyone has a right to practice their religion, but practicing THEIR OWN RELIGION doesn't mean mocking OTHER'S religion, AM I RIGHT? :)
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
Thank you Muller3231.
raphaelemgmail 3 weeks ago
No.
AndreasSheiLT 3 weeks ago
hilariously comical,rib bursting!!!
bzubeda 3 weeks ago
Stunning comedy!
hurbyfatboy666 4 weeks ago
Now I have to look for @azzy314259's comment...
gizaghunn 4 weeks ago 5
This is so lame I cant even stand watching the whole video =|
alecmaramba 4 weeks ago
For it was ORANGE.
cheekypants321 4 weeks ago
... this is not a joke this kind of vid. is for anti-christ and most people do love this because they dont beleve that Jesus Christ execist... and the world is at end...
goldenmode24 4 weeks ago
blasphemy ........
jojox311 1 month ago
How does he keep his face so fucking seriose ?
frntfrnt 1 month ago 69
@frntfrnt coz he is a fuckinmg awesome comedian
gretamob 1 month ago
@frntfrnt
Years of kun-fu and bagpipes...
RusRPGamer 2 weeks ago
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EVERYONE stop talking to anyone. When anyone speaks, just respond like this: RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAULRON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL
caessarion 1 month ago
That dick is so unfunny unless you're the village ass hole.
fabulousgerro661 1 month ago
Hahahaha, I bet jesus himself would find this incredibly funny
MrTheekop 1 month ago 2
He changed the punch line :(
RozeekNrubdoog 1 month ago
At last! A religion I can believe in!
sionnyn 1 month ago
Funny. Any modern magician worth his salt ultimately recreates most of Jesus' supposed miracles.
ChipArgyle 1 month ago
I'm not a christian nor I believe in god.But don't u people think this is blasphemous?
oshamarine 1 month ago
@oshamarine God has a sense of humor. I mean just look at the platypus. Either god has a sense of humor, or he smokes a lot of weed.
hrtuvchrome 1 month ago
@hrtuvchrome and look at all the starving children, and people eating people in N Korea and torture, that is really funny!
caessarion 1 month ago
@caessarion all that does is prove that there is no god, or if there is, he or she doesn't give a damn about any of us.
hrtuvchrome 1 month ago
@hrtuvchrome
Evil is the absence of God in the hearts of men, do not blame God for every evil in this world, MEN DESTROYS EVERYTHING, it's NOT GOD. MEN CHOOSE THEIR WAYS, GOD ONLY MAKES THEM REALIZE IT BY THEIR DEEDS.
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
@hrtuvchrome God made everything for a purpose, and He doesn't like to be mocked.
2Kings 2:23-24 And he(Elisha) went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
@oshamarine how can it be blasphemous if you dont believe in god ?
mikesomething 1 month ago
@oshamarine It can hardly be blasphemous if you're an atheist, can it? A bit like Christians taking the piss out of Atheists'; they 'know' they're right so it's fine?
mrfreeman1995 1 month ago
@oshamarine prove to us that religion exists...
getupkid203 1 month ago
Rowan Atkinson in the movie Keeping Mum: FUCKIN' AWESOME.
gredangeo 1 month ago
the caesarian story of jesus seems very real. Hence my user name. He was cleopatras and ceasars son. Lord of Lord and king of kings
caessarion 1 month ago
@caessarion HA
KrazyKid1110 1 month ago
@KrazyKid1110 the ceasar of Rome was called king of kings, and the lord of lord was the pharoah, they had a child who never got his throne. SEE once you figure out who wrote the bible then you can KNOW. Look into everything or you will know the false truth, the false messiah, its like believing in santa. Who do you think santa really is?
caessarion 1 month ago
@caessarion Santawas made up by coca cola and based off Saint Nicholas who broughtpresents to people sometime in November. The King of kings, lord of lords thingy is just a title. Also messiah/Jesus like figures are also present in other religious with similar causes and backgrounds. Like the Buddha for instance ( perfect human being, defeated his demons under a tree, jesus did that in the desert and were both healers), then there are others like krishna... Child of Ceasar was Brutus.
KrazyKid1110 1 month ago
@KrazyKid1110 the great imposter is a long read, coke is false info, L&L K&K false info son of cleopatra and Julius ceasar, not brutus, false you should go play video games, there fun!
caessarion 1 month ago
@caessarion ... Are you on drugs by chance?
KrazyKid1110 1 month ago
I would never click on this idiot, but he is CLEARLY and indisputably satanic, God bless
caessarion 1 month ago
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akahdrin 1 month ago
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@caessarion You should have paid more attention in school than to the Bible. Your English is terrible. Would it be possible for you to not just use random commas everywhere, capitalize letters while not doing others, and review the concepts of 'there, their, and they're?" Thanks!
Also Santa being portrayed as an older man with a big white beard is actually a heathen tradition of Father Yule who brought gifts to people. He flew through the sky on a sleigh pulled by goats.
akahdrin 1 month ago
hmm I don't know, is this mocking with God?
XxEvdB 1 month ago
watch?v=ysNd4QGOgeY
TubeSalvation 1 month ago
The Paul Daniels part is missing.
Maasbjonn 1 month ago
No subtitles, boring... ( - )
raphaelemgmail 1 month ago
@raphaelemgmail use audio transcription if u need it
miller3231 1 month ago
5333 people didnt went bananas
metalmugen 1 month ago
Would love to hear this in the church, oh wait i don't go to church
carstenwjensen 1 month ago
satire at its finest!
benehan 1 month ago
Y U STILL SERIOUS?
lloydcarumba14 1 month ago
Fuckin adverts!! Fuck off!!
Shinkicker64 1 month ago
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MrF1man 1 month ago
They cut out a big chunk of it :-( I used to have this DVD and what they cut out was hilarious. It was meant to be that Jesus was the one that came before the son of god and that (if I remember correctly) the real son of god's name was Paul. I think he is referring to the popes maybe?
LonelyGoth666 1 month ago
"Put on a tutu". XDDD
MithranArkanere 1 month ago
and the Lord said: no
this part always makes me laugh
angel07p 1 month ago
Men may mock God now but one day they'll regret it.
dhepp94 1 month ago
@dhepp94 that is very true, in essence what rowan did was reduce Jesus to a magician and His miracles to tricks. & because of that, it can't be funny, its blasphemy. Let those who mock, let them mock... & those who find nothing wrong, let them continue...
LinxDinx 1 month ago
@LinxDinx Don´t you think you´re overreacting a bit? I´m a christian, and I found this to be funny. I´m sure both God and Jesus has a sense of humour. Your life must be pretty boring and square if you don´t have any self distance. Lighten up and enjoy life.
Moodo1 1 month ago
@Moodo1 i agree with you
yaojiangOO7 1 month ago
@Moodo1 Sir/Ma'am, please, if you find there's nothing wrong, then so be it. I shared my view on what was said based on the fear & respect 'I' have for God & His Word, there was no need to use the sarcasm or snazzy remark on my life/Christianity. Rowan is a very talented man, but what was done in this video with his analogies, was an indirect insult to God. Just the fact that atheists always say that Jesus was a magician, should cause some hint of concern to you a 'Christian'. Anyway, gdbye ok
LinxDinx 1 month ago
@LinxDinx So, in other words you find it okey to critizise, but can´t stand to be critizised yourself? I have respect for the word of God, for your information I´m studying to become a minister in the church of Sweden. I do not however, believe in a God that condemns and puts fear in people, those are medieavel beliefs. My God is loving, compassionate and understanding and has, as I wrote, a sense of humour. The big question here is, why did you even watch the video to begin with?
Moodo1 1 month ago
@Moodo1 In none of my previous comments did I criticize anyone Moodo, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I rather not dispute this matter further. I never questioned your Christianity & I'm very glad that you're training to be a minister, all the best. & to answer your question, I watched this video because I was watching some Mr Bean episodes previously. goodbye.
LinxDinx 1 month ago
@Moodo1 wow, so you're even in ministering services?...
You CLEARLY don't know BLASPHEME and MOCKERY goes huh?
If you're a minister, you want your "god" to be laughed at? I'm SORRY BUT I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THE SAME GOD, you're "god" doesn't DESERVE your RESPECT.
Jesus died on the CROSS TO BE GLORIFIED, not TO BE LAUGHED AT.
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
@07phoenixcleiz07 Well. First of all, I am not a minister. I am studying to become one, see the difference? Of course you could see this as blasphemy, but why? Blasphemy was created by man. God does not judge, because God has never condemned. If God is love, hope and glory, then how can you believe he can be a vengeful, condeming God? I´m sorry my friend, but somewhere you have been mislead. Can I ask what church you belong too? I´m a lutherian protestant myself.
Moodo1 6 days ago
@Moodo1 "If God is love, hope and glory, then how can you believe he can be a vengeful, condeming God?"
If Hitler was love, hope and glory, how could you condemn him as a monster? I'm sorry my friend, but somewhere you have been misled.
The Christian God directly orders his followers to burn young girls for having sex for crying out loud. Leviticus 21:9. To suggest that "God is Love" while relying on the bible is to be wildly dishonest.
Gnomefro 5 days ago
@Moodo1 If you can feel your "But that was the old testament!" reflex kicking in, realize that OT prophecy and definitions of Yahweh is what provides Jesus with legitimacy as the Messiah to the people who believe in him. Among the attributes of God is that he is unchanging. If you're going to claim that he also is love,hope and glory, then your definition of love, hope and glory includes burning young girls - which is clearly perverting language.
Gnomefro 5 days ago
@Gnomefro Yes, I clearly agree with you.
07phoenixcleiz07 1 day ago
@Moodo1 Yes, you are studying to be one, God may not condemn sinners these days, yes, I agree with you, God loves us NOW, but when the judgment day comes, there will be condemnation, I am simply warning all THOSE CHRISTIANS to be out-of-blame at the judgment seat of Christ in the future. I am a Bible Baptist Christian. Judgement was revealed by John the Beloved in the book of Revelations in the Bible
07phoenixcleiz07 1 day ago
@Moodo1 God created all things in this earth, he created men, implanted ideals, laws, statutes, and commandments, if HE would not follow HIS own commandments and COMPROMISE THOSE for mankind, what good it would be? What is the main reason the laws are made? I'll tell you, MAN IS SINFUL IN NATURE, that's why God created laws and commandments that would restrain sin, but what you're saying is just absurd, He couldn't love without CHASTENING, and chastening is punishment.
07phoenixcleiz07 1 day ago
@Moodo1 So you're saying, "If God created you UGLY AND ABNORMAL, I'm SURE GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR TO CREATE YOU THAT FUNNY WAY, HAHAHAHA"
You're a Christian yet you don't know how to distinguish MOCKERY FROM SENSE OF HUMOR?
07phoenixcleiz07 6 days ago
@dhepp94 oh shut up
GrindrOwns 1 month ago
@dhepp94 Scary potatoes
cmatcmextra 1 month ago
@dhepp94 Its funny because you believe in god :)
Juuhemmo 1 month ago
@dhepp94 You mock the Flying spaghetti monster and he will grim you into mish mash pasta... Ehm... Let me read the gospels of the Saint Jebus:
13:29 And those who mock thy (that's the) holy pasta, may thy (that's they) suffer thy most agonising death as thy pasta of shyt (that's shit)
22:96
And Jebus rosed from thy ded with new pair of shoes and told - do not pity me. I'm going into thy sky to my Pasta father with a pair of new shoes. And so he did
36:45
Thys is true story
Justas923 1 month ago
@dhepp94 *yawn* Cool story bro.
Blasthood 1 month ago
Does anyone have the complete set of his Stand-ups XD
in Download links, or Torrents would be helpfull :)
IDtersebut 1 month ago
rowan atkinson is a genius
Box63682 1 month ago
"And they were filled with joy!" This guy is hilarious :D
Sophiliina 1 month ago
Is this real of that a movie?
pandases 1 month ago
i'd be pretty sick of the palsy too..
h0wud0in2 1 month ago
I laugh so HARD!!>
arnoldbasaya07 2 months ago
i love this guy
TheSpeedy905 2 months ago
why did they take out some of the ending?
Elzoony 2 months ago
jesus christ save me from dying of laughter XD
bluefire5291 2 months ago
By christ, Atkinson is fun
jeep070 2 months ago
Atkinson is amazing@@
DannyZproductions 2 months ago
weren't carrots purple at the time? o.o
HoukouAoi123 2 months ago
mmh I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too
tc3430707 2 months ago
its mr. bean :D
RSsonghunters 2 months ago
mr bean
Yoshiki0hk0 2 months ago
search "spiritlessons" for more testimonies of God's love
BaTu2009 2 months ago
@BaTu2009 no.
duskylord 2 months ago
Why the hell did you cut out the last joke!!
thatguywhojuggles 2 months ago
This the Anglican version. There's a bit more headbanging in the pentecostal church.
CerdicTheGreat 2 months ago
The cure for all sadness: Rowan Atkinson
jibestboy 2 months ago 19
If anyone wants to be offended, I would like for them to question what happens when you get offended. The quick answer: You get offended.
If somebody speaks against the lord, you don't just wake up the next morning with leprosy do you?
MorkaGraven 2 months ago 2
@MorkaGraven Steve Hughes ftw ;D
7CellarDoors 2 months ago
so i love uk
85trudyFerrante85 2 months ago
I guess the church I went to used the abridged version of this passage.
Sirenhound 2 months ago 61
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rooti70 2 months ago
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Bible is the Word of God. Not to be made fun of.
BaTu2009 2 months ago
@BaTu2009 7 If "god" cared, he'd smite us nonbelievers.
GaaraLover1792 2 months ago
@GaaraLover1792 God loves you, he just wants you to believe, not dead
trololhunter 2 months ago
@trololhunter Show me your god and I'll gladly believe. Til then, I'll stay a "heathen" thanks :)
GaaraLover1792 2 months ago
@GaaraLover1792 no he can't it's one of those thinks you have to believe without particular evidence like Santa, tooth fairy, unicorns etc. It's such fun! (especially when you take it seriously out of fear of being spanked by your white bearded nanny when you die). I love how having a religion has become a common and a normal thing but in fact is fucking ludicrousness and absurdness. People are such tools.
0live0wire0 2 months ago
@0live0wire0
Religion may be awfully blind at times, but it gives many people hope and reason to live. I don't believe it's absurd, I believe it's abused.
This brilliant youtube video is also abused, by the way, by comments like you..
Anyways..,
"And in quiet of him, do you do children's parties?"
mantlecore77 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@mantlecore77 inquired... 'in quiet'?
TerryDBlack 2 months ago
@TerryDBlack Yes... Oops :P
mantlecore77 2 months ago
@BaTu2009 everything is to be made fun of, you know why? Because laughter is the most powerful tool known to men. I would never believe in a god without a sense of humor. It's a shame people take themselves so seriously and in the same time they are so fragile and easily offended. What was the last thing you laughed at, are you sure you didn't offend anyone?
0live0wire0 2 months ago
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Blaspheming Jesus and ridiculing the Bible is not funny.
BibleTruth1000 2 months ago
@BibleTruth1000 Yes it is :)
Irandill 2 months ago 28
@BibleTruth1000 It is humour. I"m going to be serious because this seems to be something serious to you. You have to understand, this is a joke. No offence is meant to Christianity or Jesus. Yes, the bible is being teased but with light heart. Perhaps instead of slating top quality humour on youtube you should worry about lightening up a bit. Enjoi one of the best deliveries of a sketch of all time.
fozzi900 2 months ago 4
@fozzi900 First, I am an atheist. Second. Go bludgeon somebody in the head then tell him, "You have to understand, this is a joke. No offence is meant to head. Yes, your life is being taken but with a light heart. " Then see how it works, dummy. Have we no human consideration left in us for others? Does freedom of speech mean license to be uncivil? Will the Atheists win by being callous? Fuck god but also fuck comedians who are behaving like pigs.
azzy314159 2 months ago
@azzy314159 You permit yourself to say, "F**k god," but a comedian is crossing the line by saying, "You're very good. Do you do parties?" How is telling a joke and saying, "No offense, it's a joke" remotely like brutally murdering someone and saying, "No offense, it's a joke?"
Atheist or not, you are a very disturbed and confused individual.
ihsxps 2 months ago 8
@BibleTruth1000 yeah its not funny... its bloody hiliarious!!! lighten up! christianity takes the piss out of other religions and infact those with no religion!
XoSophieandEbonyoX 2 months ago
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@BibleTruth1000 "Blaspheming Jesus and ridiculing the Bible is not funny."
You should visit my channel, I'd love to watch your head explode.
fdasherv 2 months ago
@BibleTruth1000 Grow up !!!
trickykid73 2 months ago
@BibleTruth1000 Not only is it funny, but it's absolutely necessary and deserved.
mrface19 2 months ago 3
@BibleTruth1000 don't you have some witches to burn?
jojoinhere 2 months ago 2
@BibleTruth1000
Blaspheming your face is hell of a fun, though
fashionable5consumer 2 months ago
@BibleTruth1000 Perhaps if you freekin Christians didn't start so many wars then peeps wouldn't take the piss...
spudy1216 2 months ago
@BibleTruth1000 I'm a Christian, and I find this incredibly funny!
I'm sure that God can take a joke.......
BasilFawlty4444 1 month ago
@BibleTruth1000 I agree!!!
aquinoable 1 month ago
Rowan makes these fairy tales far more funnier
Leodhas101 3 months ago
awesomeness!!!!!!!! :D
funnyrearend 3 months ago
i dont understand the palsy joke...
fozzi900 3 months ago
@fozzi900 Might be something that affects movement... so lying about all day not being able to move...
OmegaRFox 3 months ago
Rowan Atkinson for president!
homoflor 3 months ago
hhhhhhphooence?
what is that? (i'm italian)
newFranzFerencLiszt 3 months ago
@newFranzFerencLiszt it's "when's"....
lol how the hell did he pronounce it?! xD
newFranzFerencLiszt 3 months ago
@newFranzFerencLiszt It's actually "whence". He was putting more stress on the "wh" part of the word.
Johnnybravo60025 3 months ago
@Johnnybravo60025 ahahahahah ah ok! thanks!
newFranzFerencLiszt 3 months ago
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hm I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too
valariwashrev 3 months ago
Could all of you please stop dissing people's religions and shut up? Watch the skit for goodness sake!
emolypse123 3 months ago
This is genius
MrSimplycrazy1 3 months ago
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And Allah(the only one God) has created every animal from water: of them there are some that creep on their bellies; some that walk on two legs; and some that walk on four. Allah creates what He wills: for verily Allah has power over all things.
THE HOLY QURAN 24-45
000000001535 3 months ago
Shiiiiiiiii. Just laugh and stop the stupid debates. None of y'all know anything. Just live on your life. Jesus
D0cGer0 3 months ago