5 Million Dollar Chocolate

[flyingspacepotatoes]

that would be a crappy gift: you'd have to sift through your poop for diamonds after eating it.

[SnailOfExplosions]

Because screw solving poverty, or starvation, or crime, or...

[ertyuloiuytr]

may i taste ?

[Harudath]

Those will be a bitch to pick out of your teeth

[TheAmicojoe]

Look away, now back to me. Your chocolate is now DIAMONDS.

[spicyxlilxman]

philosophical? with that typeface?

[Gurksallad10]

You can make 5 million dollar poop this way.

[enzoTHEferrari]

When i first read the title, I thought that the chocolate will be made from butterfly tears... BUT NOT COVERED IN DIAMOND!!

[fmlforwin]

how am i supposed to eat it when there are a bunch of small rocks that will break my teeth in it? :O

[THCmore4me1]

honestly I saw the title and laughed

[TheJessica195]

mmmmm that chocolate looks SO GOOD!!!! :p

[shallowbasterd]

1. Win the lottery

2. Buy the chocolate

3. Eat the chocolate

4. (Censored)

5. PROFIT!!!!!!!

[AliniumGaming]

a saudi prince probz bought it lol

[BizcitDude16202]

WHO THE HELL WOULD SPEND 5 MILLION DOLLARS ON FUCKING CHOCOLATE WITH DIAMONDS OMFG WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!?

[Scarfe619]

0:50 @ security guard, you mad bro?

[mastercross1]

so, its not the actual choclate that is worth 5 million dollars.. its the diamonds

[KlTTYFAT]

@mastercross1

These bitches always do this dumb shit, like the most expensive champagne is expensive cause of the stupid diamond....same with the most expensive clothing (although the diamonds provide a shining touch to it), food, however, have no excuse to have diamonds in them, it's pointless and it's just to astonish retards -____-.

[yutyeesarm]

looks shit anyway



[HulloCharlie]

Probably a buncha bullshiz. Seriously...DIAMONDS AND CHOCOLATE? IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE ANYWAY, WHAT THE HECK IS THE POINT OF THE DIAMONDS? Plus the price too.. I can get a Kinder Egg for 99c that probably tastes JUST AS good, or I could spend 5 MILLION BUCKS on a chocolate model of that Mozart music book....*Rolls eyes* Wtf.

[pdlsteeler1]

Armored Chocolate

[MySparkle123]

omg! thats amazing!

[NaturalDoll4b]

Can I get that without diamonds? lol

[PirateKing1256]

What's the point of buying it? The chocolate will decay and all you left with are diamonds that can do nothing.

[aliensupremacy]

the funny thing is you could buy 5 million chocolate bars instead of spending it on this one

[flirtybirdy69]

00:27 i read all fast and i thought he said 250th anniversary of his bitch

[xbrhandaxe152]

the security guy is like...... i want tht fucking chocolate!!

[MrFanman123]

but can you eat it?

[HeadshotZealot]

Fuck the people who buy shit like this......no wonder our world is dying.

[hwei87]

cake $10

Diamonds: 4999989

[Mugatziit]

@hwei87 nice math

[iodineclip]

lol, 5 million is not the value of the chocolate +__+

[macandease]

@iodineclip It is of diamonds.

[FlyzVo]

I Bet No One Would Steal It Since they Think Its just a piece of chocolate

[inusword]

@FlyzVo

Diamonds ain't realy rocks, its just hard carbon(the same thing that coal is made of)

[mostercreature]

how the fuck am i supposed to eat chocolate with a bunch of little rocks in it...

[musicistheshiet]

dont leave it in the sun

[theoriginalJASONXYZ]

why!!?? WHY!!!!!????!?

[justholzTHirmah]

i was watching hairless rats' videos then animal adopts another now i'm here ._. but it seems to be so delicious if i buy that maybe it disappear in 30 minutes :3 hahah and obviously i keep the diamonds :D

[CrazyRowney]

and then the summer came and the choclate melted..

[448big]

and thats how to get pussy

[8Farmer8]

@448big

U need 5 million to get a pussy? rofl

[BeastzVestue]

nomnomnom diamonds

[gogita1]

błeeee :-P

[TonysTactics]

The cop is there to make sure he doesnt steal diamonds...

[ICU2P]

Its a painful bite :)

[KruzRocks]

looks like a peice of paper

[laurencec09]

@colonelchocolat haha me too xD

[allysonand]

is it edible?

[colonelchocolat]

i went from base jumping to a girl dancing on nails, then to a 5 million dollar chocolate........i love youtube

[PlzJustH8Me]

So, did anyone eat it?

[BabaSaSaksijom]

Will it melt?

[maplegodx150]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[TheTeeBags]

soo, it's safe to eat the diamonds right?

[TripPzie]

why would you even want diamonds on your chocolate?

[TheOlsMan123]

tbh i'd be happier with a dairy milk.

[sexiibiitchyall]

its a celebration of mozarts birth just cuz you cant afford to be there lol dont hate the guy for decorating the chocolate LOL!

[TissueBoxGaming]

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

[wsgchopper]

i wonder how that chocolate would taste in my glass of milk?

[redodrago]

nom nom nom *looks at chocolate/* SHIT!

[AzfarulGiantz]

how to eat this? WHY HE IS SO STUPID PUT UP SOMETHING NON EDIBLE ON THE TOP OF CHOCOLATE?

[bboytrix1]

@AzfarulGiantz haha it wil be very painful, a definate waste of 5 million dollars...

[royaltorrierford]

CREATIING THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD...: PRICELESS



[dadnapt24]

TURKISH MARCH FTW AND MOZART FTW

[greenday4evaar]

OMG is that Jackie Chang!!!!!!!:O, no??just another chinese man

[SupriseMe98z]

@greenday4evaar Who's Jackie Chang??? O.o, do you mean Jackie Chan?

[greenday4evaar]

@SupriseMe98z it was a type-o

[SupriseMe98z]

@greenday4evaar lolz

[Celest1c]

one bite and you wont have a single tooth left

[ShatafakUp]

this is the problem when you're too rich, nothing to do on earth >_<

[Theonegamefreak]

@ShatafakUp Yeah.. but what can we do..

[theepicnoobz]

wouldnt it suck if it tasted bad

[deityrocks]

XD did u see the guard's face? He was like:

"OMGEE I MUST HAVE THAT 10 MILLION CAGILLION DIAMOND CHOCOLATE!

[11chickenlord11]

45 morons Couldn't Afford the chocolate.

[2020rhal]

@11chickenlord11 and you fucking belong to one of them >____>

[11chickenlord11]

@2020rhal Sure Do. :3

[wangtang32000]

i wonder what it tastes like?

[WhuBilly10]

mmmm yes this chocolate is very expensi... OM NOM NOM NOM NOMMMMMMMMM

[XoXoBlackCrowXoXo]

you could just buy this for 5 dollars without the diamonds on it just add beads instead -,-

[8lpsgirl]

"if your loved one has 5 million bucks, doesnt wanna spend it, and likes diamonds and choclate,then buy them shiny stickers and and hersheys!'

[JollyJollyJoseph]

That better be some damn good chocolate

[IamHexxorz]

must hurt to shit out all them diamonds cutting your rim

[SirZigfreed]

Does anyone realise that if you eat this your poops worth more than you?

[Kansutachi]

its not a 5 mill dollar chocolate if theres friggin 100 diamonds on it..... god!

[FR33JetLIFEcereal]

And For the people who have everything? >=(

[maplerox342]

now why would u put diamonds on chocolate?

[pisaltep]

itz not the chocolate worth 5m.. but the diamond

[Maikel19969]

Haha diamond shit. xD

[darrel1113]

it is just a cocoa plant,sugar,milk etc. and a stupid pieces of white rocks -_-

[Darkness1996Infinity]

this isn't japan, the names look so korean!!!

[PBandJeIIy]

@Darkness1996Infinity read the chef's description. "South Korean chef Jeong Hong Yeon". no shit the name's korean

[DragiBubi]

ok but Will it Blend ?

[anstaf11]

Press Down _____ To See ______

3 - He clearly likes stabbing the expensive chocolate.

5 - (Hold down for 2 seconds) Sounds like, "It ain't good."

0 - Masturbation.

[0oKosovao0]

very sweet , but the question is , will it blend ? :)

[arusark]

@0oKosovao0 I...uh...-_- Wut?

[troubledseed]

@0oKosovao0 Yes it will, But the diamonds will stay intact. Was this helpful? did i answer your question?

[THEMANIAC111]

It not the chocolate thats five million dollers its the fucking diamonds, dumbass hehe

[hal488]

i just wanna eat it.... then shit in a filtering bowl for the diamonds

[asakapate123]

if you eat this, its like you've eaten my whole house with a car :l

[nic0demis]

More impressive than randomly placing diamonds would be to actually put the correct sized gem at equally impressive parts of the music.

Also, LULZ at the guy in the background waiting to shoot him in the head if he looks like he's stealing one.

[Park199803]

Do you know what grinds my gears? That everyone just puts diamonds on cheap stuff to make it expensive

[trexioks]

1: Take the chocolate.

2: Eat the chocolate.

3: Shit the chocolate.

4: ??????

5: PROFIT!!!!

[piinkroo]

esta geniiaaal! :3

[lamxung5000]

Thought this was chocolate.

[CreamofFetus]

5 million dollar chocolate my ass. The diamond's what is carrying most of the value. I could stuff 20 diamonds in my dickhole and say that my dick is worth 5 million dollars for fuck's sake!

[gasbuster7777]

this is the most idiotic thing ive ever seen ever ..

[lakieman5]

without the diamonds its a 100 dollar chocolate

lol

[Molhedim]

Chef : " WHO THE FUCK ATE THE DIAMONDS?!?!?!?"

Me : " I tought they were made of chocolate "

Chef : " YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!" *pulls out katana*

[mauriicio89]

@Molhedim not funny dude......

[Molhedim]

@mauriicio89 and you took time to say that? are frustrated that my comment gets like and yours not? :)) stupid.

[mauriicio89]

@Molhedim lol sure bro im frustrated lol

[ianguiking]

How can i eat that?

[tonyjr97]

OK SO I CAN BUY THAT FOR 5 MILLION BUCKS

OR...

STOCK UP ON KITKATS BUTTERFINGERS RECESS AND SINCE IS 5 MILLION I CAN GET A HOUSE MADE OF CHOCOLATE

[MrMistery101]

@tonyjr97 Have fun with your ant infestation

[popcornality]

imagine it melts! LMAO

[comedyguy911]

That's so stupid! What is the point of putting diamonds on this when it's just going to get stale?

[ItzPkJoHn]

Microsoft Sam!

[Videogamehistorian00]

These dishes that have a ton of diamonds in them shouldn't count the diamonds into the price as no ones eating them, now if it were covered in gold leaf that would be different(shit gold when your done with it :D )

[iCHARLIE2010]

Wheres The Chocolate, Tht Was a Fvkin Book Wiv Diamondz On D:

[OMFGitsJUICEBOXES]

@iCHARLIE2010 That book WAS the chocolate

[iCHARLIE2010]

@OMFGitsJUICEBOXES

Ohhhh, Lol

[IntarwebUser]

That's not 5 million dollar chocolate, that's 5 million dollars of diamonds. Damn, I was hoping to see some extraordinary cuisine, not some art piece. Find me something edible that costs that much, then we'll talk.

[csjs123]

Hey DO you know whats fucking gay??

This gay ass video!

[cortspop]

Wtf? Do u just eat the diamonds or what... ? -.-

[HugeDeek]

Any retard can place diamonds on the chocolate... you don't need a south korean pastry chef

[ThePaolo4life]

But, will it blend?

[Hugt1]

Its just chocolate with diamonds badly placed all over it....even I could do that...

[GsBBoyDan]

Chocolate: 5 dollars

Diamonds: 5 million dollars

[cegaglow]

@GsBBoyDan correction:

chocolate: 5 dollars

diamonds: 4,999,995 dollars

[Isaacconquest]

That is just tacky as hell.

[mrsgaapie]

lol i bet for every diamond he put in it he smoked a joint i mean look at his eyes lol

[kietdutycukjil]

NIce 

[MrSoulTracker9]

@Korner555~ lol, after eating this i died from internal bleeding yay!!!!!

ps:please don't rob my grave

[SNUQ333]

who will eat this?

[mingsorock3]

Just imagine when u eat that choclate u have to spit every second you eat spit dimond

[seed86]

useless and stupid

[brasspineappleprod]

the japanese overprice everything. $28/5 tangerines $2000/flat screen tv's $50/sushi dishes

i will stick with a $ 1.69 hershey bar thanks.

[kaddany4644]

@brasspineappleprod  Its not really called overpriced because well japan has alot of high tech things. so they are expensive for us. maybe not for them.

[brasspineappleprod]

@kaddany4644 get real. no chocolate should ever cost more then a the price of a waterfront mansion.nothig will ever justify this. starving childern in africa.. and this friggin country tries to max out inflation. this is everything that is morally wrong with the world.

[kaddany4644]

@brasspineappleprod Im not gonna try to flame so uhh.. i agree with the africa thing but were taling about a fancy chocolate that has notes of some music lol and it has diamonds on it. the tequila or vodka bottle is even worse. and yes i am real.

[AngryJoint]

@brasspineappleprod stop your whining. using that same old starving children in africa comment. it is their fault that they keep producing children over there, why would you bring children to the world if you are not even capable of taking care of it.

[brasspineappleprod]

@AngryJoint i was being sarcastic man! the bottom line is i will never feel that any chocolate creation will ever be worth what this video is offering.frankly if you put me in the middle of nowhere,i will manage somehow.

[J0hnn3hBoi]

@brasspineappleprod Yeah, but the sushi thing sounds right. XD Wait, what? I get my hershey's for a dollar. O.o

[brasspineappleprod]

@J0hnn3hBoi sure does,this thing is probably floating in the middle of the pacific right about now....

[laserowy1983]

what is this song ? ;)

[09xiaozhu]

Btw it's not china is Korea...

[shikamaru0915]

It's diamond covered chocolate which you can play music to. Chewing must be hard though and you can't play the music after you've eaten it.

[jaes182]

@Yoyokyn121

Duhh it's from china :/

[andymboss]

bah.. 5 mil $ and you can't even eat it =_= how do you even chew diamonds if there's nothing harder than them :|

[BigBrotherMateyka]

Meanwhile, the rest of us are headed towards a worldwide financial meltdown.

[Yoyokyn121]

looks cheap

[JonskaterV]

would'nt it suck if he mispelled Mozart or got 1 note wrong?

[thedash3004]

THE MANS 250 YEAR OLD!?!?! IT CELEBRATES THE 250TH ANNIVERSARY OF HIS BIRTH!

[HeyItsKrisProduction]

I Would Laugh If They Were Selling It And A Random Fat Guy Goes Up And Omonomonoms It xD

[StephGaGax3]

and what happens if that melts....

[TorySuar]

ill just buy it and sell the diamonds :P

[175myles]

Just imagine trying to shit that out.

[pwn0grapher]

Dude watch the video before commenting. It says clearly that the diamond's are worth 5 million, so basically if you were to buy it you're buying 5 million worth of diamonds and getting a free piece of luxury chocolate.

[Hi4ofUs31]

@pwn0grapher So What your Telling Me if i buy those 5million worth of diamonds a FREE piece of luxury chocolate cake is included?! lol Im down.

[TFcollector]

Willy Wonka would be pissed..

[lpslover100]

@TFcollector nice one!

[iieevv]

that thing was already rotten when the person bought it

[aqworldsrocks12345]

i'v bought this chocolate already!

[Korner555]

After eating this: "Hell yeah i'm so awesome even my shit worth millions!"

[KGX16]

@Korner555 LOOOOOOL

[Chervesom]

@Korner555 hahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahah­ahaha you made me piss my pants

[goriokun]

if i ate that i would be unhappy it wud be like having small annyoing bits of peanuts in your brownies

[Buzztubah]

can't you just make some art of chocolate and say it is worth millions ...

[jesusnightlight]

dont think passing a diamond out would feel all to good on the ol bum



[101bluebuddy]

i would just go in to that room and fucken eat that choclate

[zakaria888]

Chocoooooooooolete raaaaaaaaain!

[Ahya728]

@zakaria888 lol

[BikZippo]

Elton John's chocolate addiction has gotten a bit out of control I would say...