Work Ethic, fraternization, and the Next two weeks

[Asher312]

what is your job?

[bartholen]

Jesus man, I love your "fingerstache"! LMAO'd :D

[4evaNnjaFitr360]

Wait so your job is clock hanging?

[xbense13]

God damn Taliban and thier nintendo DSes

[mignik01]

Jeremy. Do u capture videos on a DSLR?

[Centeolt]

That terrorist picture had me Rofl mad!

[Bulletguy97]

@JeremyJahns, what is your job? Not that i'm a stalker or anything, but I just don't see you as an office worker. You're just too awesome.

[enoching7]

are you a...clock hanger.

[MrCrispChris]

we need more personal vids like this!!

[ElSenorGandhi]

I wonder if your boss has seen this, Jeremy...

God speed if he has.

[bratsmovies17]

no one should ever do a 12hr shift for a job. they lose all productivity for it like u did lol. trust me i know. if the company needs round the clock employees they should hav 3 shifts of 8hrs each not 2 of 12hrs each i mean come on. hire more ppl arnt we in a job ressesiion? be the better company company that hires ppl for 12hr shifts!

[leeroynaggins]

@bratsmovies17

Are you kidding...?

You should come work in Japan...

12 hrs? Oh, going home early tonight, I see (disdainful look)...

[yngve1993]

Why don't you have ads on your videos???

[bradleysmith1996]

it pretty much looks like this.. picture of terriosts. HAHAHAHAAHAHA!

[aassaa99]

for a sec i thought youtube made him partner and he moved to LA..could happen one day

[permatroll]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

stop making noise out ur mouth

kthxbai ^_^

[Partypunkarn]

i've analyzed your video and it sounds like you're working at intel or something like that (yeah, hot chicks work there) and the bosses are duches.... but thats not hard to find in any company...

[limonada46]

Review Kill bill!

[oldsoulyoungbody]

Jeremy, do a review of The Great Dictator.

[ThePandy357]

Maybe someone else has an eye on that girl, just saying! Anyway do your job, try to relax and we will be here waiting for you next review ;)

[Skybaby79]

WTF are you doing in your grandmother's bedroo-----

Nevermind -_-'

[directorzwannabe]

his job is probably in legendary picture

[thestegman100]

Jeremy....what the hell do you do?? i swear you're like Kramer from Seinfeld

[daft9punk]

I wouldnt be posting this, I MEAN I LOVE THIS VIDEO, but i've heard of bosses firing their employees on just facebook statuses so a video eeh i dont know....

[JeremyJahns]

@daft9punk If that happens, I'll make a video about that too.

[Aonfreak]

@JeremyJahns thats why ppl like watching you man, lol no bullshit, just real shit lol

[adminmovie]

@JeremyJahns

Jeremy, after your boss watch this video I hope u wont get raped like Charlie Day in Terrible Bosses !!!

[AARONRAEL6]

are u gona buy the nintendo 3DS?

[Trip506]

@AARONRAEL6 Its not really 3D 

[AARONRAEL6]

@Trip506 yeah it is. what do u think it is then?

[Trip506]

@AARONRAEL6 It just has depth of field....and shitty blur effect that you get on some game cases. It dosnt come out at you at all which is what 3D is supposed to do

And before you ask... yes i have played on one

[AngelOfUnseen]

jeremy, you are one amazing man. i know its not easy editing films, but doing it with a 40 hour work week must be near insane. and its even better that you actually gave us a heads up.

but my question is: what do you play on your DS? >.<

[dantedraco]

Ha-ha your awesome, man.

[Rocketboy1313]

How obnoxiously forward does one have to be, in order to get a talking to when you are a guest at another office?

Did you pull your dick out or something?

[ITyraxI]

I miss the old ending. I AINT FUCKIN AROUND

[alisaisgood]

NOOOOOOOO =( I'm going to miss you so much! Be safe and have fun!

[ajjjevans]

i dotn care man, you are alwase putting up vids for my pleasure so a break form that isnt bad... (for my reviews i still got the spill)

[shigurenovelist]

D:

It's ok it's kind of a slow movie month.

[0TylerDurden0]

What could Jeremy's be ; Post here:

- Natalie Portman's personal masseuse.

[TheKinKyMoFo805]

Jeremy. Just tell your fans what you do. We're just gonna keep asking.

PS You are one of the most entertaining guys on YouTube. Probably the most underrated too.

[AsiaticHawk]

Awesome punch at the end.

Do your co-workers know about this channel?

[ZOINKSation]

So Jeremy, how's it going with the lady?

*nudge nudge*

*wink wink*

[FaithfulCharity]

Teefury?

[AJVersatility19]

Damn. How badly timed. All the good(seemingly) movies are just coming out. Good luck with your job thing man. Looking forward to those classic reviews.

[haloboy217]

you should get a beard

[TheRavioliReport]

can you review the fountain

[TheRavioliReport]

can you review the fountain

[2505994]

hahahaah

[sh0rtaznant]

are you going to review rango?

[alittleolder]

Just go to a theater where you are... oh and if you wanna tell us.. what the hell do you do? professional clock hanger?

[fubblemunch]

Everyone wants to know what you do, so I'm going to make an assumption based off the information I have.

Your boss told you to hang clocks.

Jeremy Jahns: professional clock hanger.

[livingdragonn]

what is ure job >.<

[vishifishi01]

what is your job?

[HeadSHOT604]

@vishifishi01 The head of state of the Illuminati....

[TheHellsing3001]

@vishifishi01 I'm guessing a clock hanger, lol. Just messing with you Jeremy.

[alamerri1]

@vishifishi01 i am u`r 100s liker :D

happy

[MariaVosa]

Ok gang! Let's organise and make sure to get Jeremy fired!

Then he will be able to make dozens of videos for us each day!

Mwahahaahaaaaa....

[mook5555]

@MariaVosa that is sinister

[YEAHYEAHYEP]

SLB SLB SLB SLB SLB GLORIOOSO SLB GLOOORIOSO SLB

[UnknownXV]

Yeah, Jeremy. I'm going to ask.

What do you do?

Probably the the 40th person who's asked this, just curious though. When your videos (not if) become mega-rawwilliamjohnson level popular, do you think you'll want to do video reviews full-time instead?

Or are you more invested in your job?

[Loudkorean]

Jeremy, you are (by far) the most entertaining man on Youtube. Your reviews, and general input, keeps my attention. And other reviewers/youtubers, can't do that. So, keep up tue good work! Your seriously one of the only reasons I still have a youtube account -.- ....that and music...even music is starting to get old (thanks justin bieber)

[KaleDavid]

@Loudkorean I love Jeremy too, but have you seen anything from Toby Turner / Tobuscus?

[KelanDWood]

@Loudkorean if he is one of the only reason you watch youtube then you need to explore. Check out blamesocietyfilms these genuises have made such hilarious comedy as chad vader. Other great comedians are davedays and smpfilms. I have to say that Wheezywaiter is under rated. I gotta love the work of nigahiga and mediocrefilms oh and jamesnintendonerd. I love the JPizzle1122 channel as well. Some great stuff out there that you should check out. I've barely scratched the surface.

[Plankner]

Everything you've done so far has been awesome.

Just keep the vids comming!=)

As for classic reviews. I'd like to hear your opinion on the Alien franchise.

I just recently got em on Blue Ray and watched em for the first time :)

[Plankner]

@FarCry21

u mad?

[foojuice101]

Classics?

Alrighty then. Can you do a review for The Godfather? Or Breakfast at Tiffany's? Or LOTR? That counts, right? It's been like, 11 years since it was released. :|

[NendGuy]

Bummer, but you gotta pay the bills.

[wishuponastar442]

@FarCry21 WTF? can you sound any more stupid??

[zippoxl91]

@wishuponastar442 It's not nice to make fun of the retarded and mentally disabled high school drop outs :/

[MrDeamos]

Amazing video as usual, so what do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking? :D

[adventseph]

I actually found this more interesting than your movie reviews. Do more of this NAO!

[RamSG9]

Fuck yes CLASSICS!! Kubrick, Hitchcock, Spielberg, Cameron... LOL just kidding not James Cameron.

[Plankner]

@RamSG9

Aliens is fuckin epic dude! =)

[videojudge6]

What do you do for work dude?

[JandTnz]

Mate you have to get your prioities straight.

Hot prospect, top of the list

Work, need the money.

Watch the movies.

Then we, the people.

Remember... "The needs of the one, out way the needs of the many or the few".

PS: If you can't charm her onto a date, you could get us subscribers to spam her email address with hate mail until she gives in. :o)

[RedHeadRedemption]

For a good laugh hit 5 repeatedly

[ReviewswithJake1]

I hate to be so immature, but press 7 repeatedly

[TheDeltron22]

you kinda look like the monopoly guy in ace ventura it's hilarious

[Armageddon2077]

this was funny as fuck...

more videos like this please!

[mandith]

hahaha, imagine being hit by Jeremy the same way he reviews his movies. XD

[mandith]

Will you review Limitless? What about Rango? What about Red Riding Hood and Suckerpunch? Jeremy, what are we gonna do without you??? (TooT)~

[xLDH1109x]

Find Makarov!!!!

[ASDMarauder007]

where exactly do you work

[Sted1000]

Dont forget Sucker Punch....You Loved the trailer now for the movie

[AbbasMoulvi]

do lord of the rings! i need to see ur opinion on it.

[spudgun3000]

just do daily reviews of your life. aslong as i can come on youtube and watch you chatting on about irrelevant things then i am happy!

[Carcrafter7]

What job do you have just curious.

[1R0QU012]

12 hour work days!! they suck don't they!!

P.S. your vids make watching a computer screen for 12 hrs tolerable, so you are making a difference 

[IamFondOfYourPussy]

even if you had the time to make a vlog of you just walking around talkin' shit i would still watch

[MrFlac00]

Hey Jeremy, what do you do for your job? Just curious.

[choicedecision]

Nooooooo! just kidding - oh and it does seem like a nice room they set you up with, I mean just look at that alarm clock lol!

[jmcgriff3]

hahaha...you're hilarious. Good job, sir. Good job indeed.

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

Can u talk about battlefield 3? That game looks like omgwtfbbq

[BenjaDual]

WOOH! the moustache IS BACK!

[patdougland]

If you're gonna do classic reviews, DO THE DARK KNIGHT. I know you love the movie, you mention it in a lot of videos, just do it man.

Also please do BTTF. You mentioned it in your "Jeremy talks to God" video and I'm interested to see it.

[paidarkwitch]

I'm just satisfied with hearing you speak. Regardless of reviews, u always have a lot of funny interesting stuff to share

[AngryJoshua]

BTW......PHOENIX JONES FTW!!!!!

[blu3b3rrywond3r]

Is your name really Jeremy? I mean I never put much thought into your name even though it's your username. Only after watching like 50 of your videos do I realize "This guys name is Jeremy." It's weird now 'cuz you don't look like a Jeremy to me. You look like a 'Bill'. And is your last name really Jahns? 'Cuz that's pretty cool. Jahns reminds me of Rupees from Legend of Zelda only gold.

[cinemaspaz]

Man, you need to do a Back to the Future review. I've been waiting for it since you first announced doing classic movie reviews!

[prophetofgreed]

lol jeremy's got some serious balls to say that about his work......

[GoldenBrown169]

I've come to the stage of my subscription to you that I always like the video before I even watch it, that's right...you are freaking amazing

[Tinfoilpain]

what do you do?

[IDaCashman]

Some people say that people should do YouTube as full time jobs. That would be sweet, wouldn't it?

Here's what YouTube is talking about behind closed doors: Ads on every video, not paying their partners anymore.

It's not a really secure job. But it's a sweet one.

BTW that's probably not the only stuff they're talking about behind closed doors.

[tacoexorcist]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[frazzledazzler]

I know i'm wrong but when you said about hitting on the really hot girl and the tittle of the clip i was so thinking: dude got done for sexual harrasment :P

[acdnan]

dude take your time.

[zonemystery]

Rango Jeremy what about Rango? lol

[BuilesFTW]

dude you should review "Buried". I saw it the other day, i thought it was pretty good. I wanna hear your thoughts!

[TheSilverScreener]

@BuilesFTW that was one of the scariest, most intense movies i have seen in a long time. maybe ever, and i'm not even claustrophobic.

[Larrymoviedude9909]

Hope work doesn't kill ya, but hey we gotta do it. Keep up with the good reviews.

[marky437]

Booo :( hahaha

[futurestoryteller]

"Hey dipshit - why don't you hang clocks!?"

I really hope he actually said that to you. That's funny. XD

[mana2432]

did you ever review up in the air?

[KMSigler]

Off-topic and you don't really have to answer, but just curious, what kind of job do you do? lol Especially that has you flying states away on business trips... and while so young no offense lol...

[wgandalf234]

don't you love work too ^^

[yosiberman]

dedication to your subscribers.... that sir, is awesome!

 :)

[avernikas]

just don't be like tokyo cooney, cause that dude hasn't come back yet, and it's been almost two years.

[raynarayskye]

Hey at least you have a job.

[jimmyoshea16]

Plz plz plz, do a review of spawn the animated series.

[banangem]

Hey jeremy, you are the but you don't have to kill yourself for us :D i think we could survive a couple of days without... w8 nvm

lot's of luv (and yes in a homosexual way :D)

[SuperMoviepopcorn]

@jeremyjahns

since you cant review movies that will becoming out this Friday can you review them when you get back...... please

[N00bDrummer482]

Would it be okay if you review American Beauty? I really love the film and wanted to know what my favourite YouTuber thinks. :) Please?

[Dannyboy031993]

Jeremy you are a bloody legend ! (British teenage slang for awesome/better than awesome) Can not wait for you too get back.

Just a heads up don't know if you know, they are making another Fast & Furious

[DuckFeetProductions]

good luck getting in there, you know, with the chick

[NKRV6900000]

jeremy looks and acts slightly like jd from scrubs lol

[eloubalou]

I felt like you just reviewed your everyday :D

[Stickmaleboy]

Fuck yeah Nintendo DS!

Best travel time waster!

[MageThief]

We want a "That hot chick at work" review

[jordanlee136]

I'm really curious. What do you do for a living? I'm trying to imagine you as a businessman or something, but that image isn't really working with your awesomeness. :)

[PillowDood]

wth, battle la review is due.  you're fired!

[Bater8slater]

oh so you won't do a review on red riding hood... that sucks..

[swimteamizzle1114]

In the immortal words of Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[CountdownGods]

PLEAS REVIEW TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT!

[CountdownGods]

PLEAS EREVIEW TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT!

[ZombieZifiction]

GO SEE RANGO. There... I just rendered this video useless.

[roflchips1]

You a porn star?

[luisd65]

only way we will forgive you is...if you tap that ass and tell us about it

[wojiaotori]

hahaha 1:24 = <3

[jAc0b5]

No worries Jeremy, we can wait. I'd rather have good quality reviews from you less often rather than a bunch of BSed ones.

[AndrewFraser55]

For classic movie reviews you should review silence of the lambs

[johncrab67]

Please review the movie 'Agora'. Here is a link to the trailer.

watch?v=FdoeNwux5qM

:)

[Aonfreak]

there you go jahns, go get that paper n pussy dude lol.

[Alpha1200]

Man, after this video I wish I could subscribe a second time.

[nice315]

Hurry, Jeremy! My little cousins live for your videos, and when they find out that you're not gonna have any vids this weekend, they'll find my copy of Dark Knight on DVD and play frisbee with it. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[darthboti]

i will miss you!!!!!

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

Jeremy, there's a new documentary on Lemurs on Animal Planet, are you going to review it?

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

Lol everytime i see a video from a hotel it is not about a review

[katheb]

It's ok we can wait a while.

[mackenac]

I traveled to FLA with some friends outta Boston last summer with just my my laptop, my Nintendo DS, and a pretty bulky pair of headphones (and y'know... clothes.) and the airport security flipped their shit over that, so I can't imagine their reaction to all of your gear... something tells me you underplayed it.

YOUReviewers Awards were great by the way, I see someone below (or above? I'm voting that shit up) has asked if you're doing any DS reviews - please do, man!

[johnthomasmarty]

I thought you said you had some cool videos at the end? Must have heard you wrong.

[Wranid]

No need to hurry, looks like every hollywood movie comes out two months later in Europe now than it does in the US. Long as you do it before that i'm good.

[reyanthony1221]

whats your job?

[southpark1834]

Are you going to do DS game reviews?

[ehmkay]

Someone get me a bukkit for mah creyes.

[ThatGreenDude]

I always thought you were a pimp or something.

[TheWillRogers]

i think Jeremy has his hands in Legendary Pictures.

[JAXEVANS]

His job is a hitman.

[ironman2199]

I also think Jeremy is an assassin. Hmmm maybe..."jahn identity"? lol he's an "asset"

[ThisLabTop916]

Jeremy =Awesome

[Segepop]

It's my b-day!

[Laurituska]

what's your job, Jeremy? I am really curious actually xD

[peanutboy41]

iI think that Jeremy works as an assassin, somebody ordered a hit so he has to go and kill him now, that's why he usually has so much free time to watch movies and make reviews about them.

[buxman28]

Review your techniques for hitting on this girl. That could be fun... or embarassing. Either way, it would be entertaining. For us.

[derby1980wwe]

Jeremy jeremy ur the king of reviews lol :)

[Confidential159]

God im dieing to know what his job is lol

[jehano1]

@Confidential159 pornstar!!!

[brittanylettieri2]

Thanks for the heads up. Please try to not get a lawsuit fro sexual harassment, lol.

[blueeyesaf]

But there are some movies coming out on the 11th and the 18th that I wanted you to review! Now what will I do?

[JeremyJahns]

@blueeyesaf I'll be back by the 18th. And i'll review Battle LA when I get back.

[blueeyesaf]

@JeremyJahns Good to know. But I was thinking more in the lines of paul. That alien movie. But I suppose if you will be back on the 18th (which is the day it comes out if memory serves) then you will probably review it anyway.

[jeffreykare]

@JeremyJahns The full length trailer for Captain America is suppose to come out this week, are you planning on reviewing that?

[web2122]

@JeremyJahns I really hope Battle LA is good.

[hybridwolf55]

It's the epic snort! XD

[number5wii]

You are the coolest guy I know Jeremy.