SCARY PERRY DOESN'T not give straight answers ever about many things. He was involved with my only child's unlawful kidnapping and very much was informed in person of my evidence that proved organized crimes and illegal set ups. HE allowed it because he appointed my step dad...Dr. McDonald who was the suspect of crimes. My case was a huge cover up and this Good Ol Boy state made sure I couldn't win my case illegally. Perry lied to me about taking action! Google or you tube Amy Charron please.
Guys... this guy is making fun of the STRONG campaign ad. This is SATIRE. Perry's ad was ridiculous enough to spawn many, many parodies. Sounds to me like this guy in no way agrees with Perry's ad. He is showing people how truly ignorant some people are and how dumb politicians can be. Don't berate him for the things he said here. They aren't meant to be serious, they are meant to be ironic parodies. REALIZATION. DO IT.
That book lady who was telling him about the 1796 treaty was misinformed. The treaty said that the government of the US was not formed on the Christian religion, ie America would not fight a holy war against the Muslims, who this treaty was with, as other European Christian governments had. The same person who ratified the treaty (Adams) later said on the subjet, "The general principles on which the fathers achieved independence were...the general principles of Christianity...". RESEARCH. DO IT.
The treaty claims the country was not "in any sense founded on the Christian religion", we have no enmity toward the laws, tranquility, or religion of the muslims, and we had never entered into war or hostility against any "Mehomitan nation". After, it goes on to say that no pretexts arising from religious opinions shall interrupt harmony between the two nations.
And Adams didn't say that way, anyway, and regardless,
Adams noted that people of all religions, including atheists, all came together to found the nation. He claimed that what allowed them to do this were the general principles of Christianity which kept them from fighting amongst themselves. Let's face it, just because I believe in Christian principles doesn't make me Christian any more than believing salt is good for me makes me a salt miner.
I'm a Christian woman, raised by an incredible woman who sometimes had to fill the role of mother and father... :) She taught me that you should never judge a person by where they were born, their religion, their sex, their preferred sex, their race, etc... You judge a person by their heart and I learned so much from my mum. People who claim you're a bad Christian if you support gays and stuff are ridiculous, God teaches love, not hate. :P
@footballer199544 Nah...i don't want to be in a world with homophobes AFTER i'm dead..You are commiting a sin just by hating on others. I would rather god send me to hell for loving my boyfriend than hating on others.
I spat out my drink at the Santa Claus remark. And kept laughing the entire video. I have since shared this with everyone I know. Hands down, the best Rick Perry parody on You Tube yet. Thanks and keep these videos coming please!!
Okay, to the person on here talking about sexual abuse with children, please note that most children who are sexually abused (and this include male children) are done so by a HETEROSEXUAL male. Also, a lot of the prison rape is done by men who are heterosexual and just haven't had any in a long time. The fact that not as many homosexuals sexually molest people may show that they're actually more humane. Though I will not generalize. There are bad straights and bad gays, like there are good ones
Amoebiasis occurs when Entamoeba histolytica parasites are taken in by mouth, eaten or swallowed something infected with such parasite, however the most common way this happens is by person-to-person spread. People with amoebiasis have Entamoeba histolytica parasites in their feces, and their contaminated hands can spread the parasites to surfaces and objects which will be touched by other people. This disease is also spread sexually by oral-anal contact.
I would love to have been there during all this so called 'research' saying that homosexuals get more hiv than any other one. And another thing, why is it accepted that two women can be in a relationship? 'because it's 'hot'? Okay mr. scientists....explain how that makes complete logical sense.
The rectum was not designed to accommodate sex, and those who do so can find themselves consigned to diapers for life.
FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or
wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result? --the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A." In 1992,26 it was noted that the proportion of gays engaging in oral/anal sex had not declined.
Elizabeth Miklosovic, 36: Grand Rapids, Mich., teacher at South Haven's Baseline Middle School pleaded no contest to sexually assaulting a 14-year-old female student she "married" in a pagan ritual in June 2004. Miklosovic is also accused of touching the girl's genitals while camping in public parks. She told the judge before sentencing,
female student, including one occasion at the school. The girl was not in Armstrong's class, but was tutored by her several times per week. According to a probable cause affidavit, the girl she told deputies she visited Armstrong at her residence on several occasions and had consensual sex with her at least three times, even spending the entire night with the instructor.
Jamie Armstrong, 25: Science teacher at Tara High School in East Baton Rouge, La., was arrested in April 2007 for allegedly having sexual relations with a 16-year-old
Heather Thorsby, 34: Art teacher at Independence High School in Franklin, Tenn., indicted in November 2007 on seven counts, including three charges of statutory rape. Thorsby is accused of inappropriate behavior with a 17-year-old female student. The relationship reportedly began as a friendship, but turned sexual, with alleged contact at school and home. Thorsby was sentenced to three years in prison on July 28, 2008.
Haven Kirkpatrick, 29: Fairfield (Ill.) Community High School gym teacher was arrested July 7, 2010, and charged with unlawful sexual contact with a female student between the ages of 13 and 17 "for the purpose of the sexual gratification of the defendant." The alleged contacts took place, investigators said, as recently as July 2, If convicted of the eight counts of aggravated sexual abuse, she faces between three and seven years in prison on each count.
Gay Lyn Turley, 42: Mesa High School teacher and softball coach in Scottsdale, Ariz., was arrested on Dec. 19, 2007, after a 20-year-old woman who had lived with her told police of their sexual relationship that began when she was 16 and a student at Mesa. The relationship had soured between the pair earlier in the year.
Erica Umosella, 28: This southern New Jersey high school physical education teacher was charged with three sex-related offenses, including first-degree aggravated sexual assault, in May 2007 after an alleged three-month relationship with a 17-year-old member of the girl's field hockey team came to light in an anonymous letter to the principal. Umosella, who has been teaching at the school since 2003, was released from police custody after paying $50,000 in bail.
Erica Baker, 23: Teacher at Pfeiffer-Burleigh Elementary School in Erie County, Pa., charged Nov. 13, 2007, in connection with a lesbian relationship with a local teenage girl. Baker was just a student teacher in training at Strong Vincent High School when she originally met the female student. Police say the pair would drive to a parking lot at a campground to engage in sexual contact.
Elizabeth Livesay, 26: Special-education teacher at Carson Junior High School in Mesa, Ariz., was arrested Nov. 17, 2008, on 11 charges she had sex with a 16-year-old girl on numerous occasions outside of school grounds. The 16-year-old is not her student and police believe that the girl has not been Livesay's student in the past. She was put on paid leave of absence during the investigation.
Dawn Welter, 38: Sumner, Wash., teacher at Tenino High School charged April 24, 2007, with second-degree sexual misconduct with a minor for allegedly spending the night with a 16-year-old girl at a motel. Charging papers state that on Feb. 17, Welter engaged in sexual contact with the teen.
Chandra Franks: Gym teacher and coach of softball and cross-country running at Haywood High School in Brownsville, Tenn., was charged Feb. 19, 2011, with sexual battery by an authority figure. Investigators said the victim is a teenager at Haywood High School, but they would not say if the alleged incident happened on campus, nor would they reveal the gender or exact age of the victim.
Cathy Heminghaus, 46: Special-education teacher from Ferguson, Mo., charged with statutory sodomy involving at least three of her students at Ferguson Middle School. She reportedly told friends she had performed oral sex on the children on several occasions in 2005. On July 9, 2007, she pleaded no contest Monday to 25 counts; 21 of them involving statutory sodomy.
Brenda Osborne, 43: Former Xenia High School volleyball coach and counselor in Xenia, Ohio, was arrested Sept. 3, 2009, and charged with having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a female student. While she initially denied the charge, in March, Osborne changed her plea to guilty to a charge of sexual battery, and was sentenced June 30, 2010, to six months in jail and five years probation.
Angela Palmer, 20: Lunchtime monitor at Lasselle Elementary School in Riverside County, Calif., was arrested on suspicion of child molestation on June 10, 2008, after being caught in a compromising position in a parked vehicle with a 16-year-old female student by deputies checking suspicious activity. The incident occurred after summer break had begun. "If school was not over, we would pull her in and do an administrative leave,
Amy N. Miller, 23: A student teacher at Union-Endicott High School and Owego Free Academy in New York, she was accused of having sex with a 15-year-old girl. State police said Miller, a student in Binghamton University's teacher education program, faced charges of third-degree criminal sexual act, a felony, and endangering the welfare of a child. She was suspended from the university and dismissed from teaching assignments after her arrest Oct. 4.
Amy Elder, 28: Ripley High School teacher and softball coach in Memphis, Tenn., was indicted on 15 counts, including rape and sexual assault, after allegedly having had sexual relations with two female students. "I'd heard rumors going around school that she's seeing girls not guys," said one student, "but it wasn't none of my business."
Lilley, who was arrested in November, pleaded no contest to lewd and lascivious battery, a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison.
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The 15-year-old girl Lilley assaulted was in tears during the hearing, asking the judge to remove a stipulation in the sentence that barred contact between the two. Howard declined her request.
Amy Lilley, 36, a former teacher and softball coach at Lecanto High School in Lecanto, Fla., was sentenced yesterday to two years of house arrest and eight more years of probation.
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According to the St. Petersburg Times, the sentence, handed down by Circuit Judge Ric Howard, was part of a plea deal between the state and the defense.
For the third time this week, a public school teacher convicted of raping a same-sex student has been sentenced to no jail time – this time it's a lesbian coach in Florida who had relations with a 15-year-old.
"We have a very special relationship. It is a gift from God," states an alleged e-mail from Holloway to the girl in March 2003. "Not many people are going to understand that, but we know in our hearts that God made us for each other!"
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The relationship began when the girl was 13.
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Holloway has been removed from her teaching job at St. Mary's Academy in Cherry Hills Village and was arrested last week on sexual-assault charges.
During that time, according to the girl, she and Holloway were intimate "over 100 times" and Holloway gave the girl a 2½-inch-thick binder with love letters, cards and poems.
Abigail Holloway, the Colorado teacher who is being accused of having an intimate relationship with a student while teaching in California, was involved with the girl for several years, according to the former student.
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The girl, now a student at Whitworth College in Spokane, WA, recently told a school counselor about the relationship. She said she and Holloway were involved when Holloway left California and moved to Colorado.
relationship that had occurred in California beginning when she was 13. During that time, according to the girl, she and Holloway were intimate "over 100 times." "We have a very special relationship. It is a gift from God," states an alleged e-mail from Holloway to the girl in March 2003. "Not many people are going to understand that, but we know in our hearts that God made us for each other!" Holloway is fighting extradition.
Englewood, Colorado, where she was working, on charges stemming from an alleged sexual relationship with a female student. The girl, now a student at Whitworth College in Spokane, Wash., told a school counselor about the relationship that had occurred in California beginning when she was 13. During that
Abigail Holloway, 33 The former gym teacher at the Christian prep school, Kings Academy, in Sunnyvale, Calif., was arrested March 5, 2011, at St. Mary's Academy in
But perhaps most shocking are today’s syphilis rates among homosexual men and adolescents. A recent study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that although homosexuals comprise only a fraction of the population (one to two percent), they account for an epidemic 64 percent of all syphilis cases.
prevalence 60 times higher than the general population, 800 times higher than first time blood donors and 8,000 times higher than repeat blood donors."
Adults and children who engage in homosexual conduct, especially males, are also susceptible, at an astronomical rate, to nearly all other forms of sexually transmitted disease (STD). For example, the Hepatitis B virus is about five to six times more prevalent among "gays," and Hepatitis C is twice as common.
The risks associated with homosexual conduct are so drastic, in fact, that U.S. health regulations prohibit men who have sex with men (MSM) and women who have had sex with MSM, from even donating blood.
Consider that, according to the Food and Drug Administration, MSM, "have an HIV
@soundlyawake This video is awesome. lol When I first saw Rick Perry's Campaigning video, I was pretty bummed. NOT ALL CHRISTIAN PEOPLE ARE HOMOPHOBIC, but I'm sure the MAJORITY of them ARE! A Stereotype, is a stereotype for a reason whether your Gay, White, Mexican, Black, Catholic, Evangelist, West Borro Baptist, or PETA. So, Rick Perry's video, sadly fulfills his.
@soundlyawake And i will use the comersial he is mocking but i guess we all have the right to an opinion an u know to have an opinion you cant be brain washed. But i watched this video how could this be. Oh wait now i remember U R WRONG jackass
@united101usa maybe so but gays and lesbians were aound hundreds of years before HIV came into existance. there were gays back in roman times and there was no HIV then.
"According to data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), this claim is false,".
In terms of numbers of children abused per offender, homosexuals abuse with far greater frequency; and boys, research shows, are the much-preferred target.
Authorities say evidence examined disproves the assertion that child molestation is more prevalent among heterosexuals.
Homosexuals make up less than 4% of the population .
"The rate of homosexual versus heterosexual child sexual abuse is staggering," "Abel’s data of 150.2 boys abused per male homosexual offender finds no equal (yet) in heterosexual violations of 19.8 girls."
Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, counters that federal crime data refute claims that homosexuals molest children at higher rates than heterosexuals.
@zendelem Well believe it because I'm a Christian and I'm sure not homophobic, well, since I'm a lesbian. "Homophobic Christianity" is something I like to call a contradiction.
Rick Perry is just using this as a way to gain polls, (but we all know that it only brought him down more) I don't like a president who uses his religion as a way to gain in polls. Nor do I like a president who slanders otheer candidates in order to gain polls (..so thats all of them right?... ya... XD) I will not be voting for Rick Perry, but either way im underaged so i cant vote anyways O.o Why is he only caring about religion when we have wars and economy issues? grr rick perry you suck :P
You know, I've watched this so many times that I'm beginning to confuse what Rick Perry really said with what you say in your parody. That was starting to worry me at first till I realized there wasnt any real difference. ;-)
Did anyone pay attention to the fact that during the News Conference today about ending the war in Iraq Obama wasn't ashame to admit that Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki was the one who suggested they go to Arlington National to honor the men and women who died in the Iraq War. As Commander In Chief Obama should have been proud enough of our troops and should have been the one suggesting the visit to Arlington National. Shameless Obama.
LOL.
VeganVirginVaccinatd 5 days ago
BAHAHAHA!!!! You had me at queermosexuals!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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This is the funniest parody!
Abbystubes 2 weeks ago
SO GOOD, SO GOOD.
JacoLexy 3 weeks ago
Best parody...
TREVMAC44 3 weeks ago
best. rick perry parody. ever xD
vrbrno 3 weeks ago
Bitch
sexes1001 3 weeks ago
lol
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Talking bout santa clause!I VOTE FOR YOU!
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"Im not ashamed to say ive never read a science book." OMG i died laughing when you first said that! =)
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SCARY PERRY DOESN'T not give straight answers ever about many things. He was involved with my only child's unlawful kidnapping and very much was informed in person of my evidence that proved organized crimes and illegal set ups. HE allowed it because he appointed my step dad...Dr. McDonald who was the suspect of crimes. My case was a huge cover up and this Good Ol Boy state made sure I couldn't win my case illegally. Perry lied to me about taking action! Google or you tube Amy Charron please.
amyandmarkel 1 month ago
Lol. Poppycock.
orgasmicspastic 1 month ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
Awesome
mlk9602 1 month ago
Bahahaha, "queer-mo-sexuals" is fucking gold!
I'm new to your channel, but your stuff is really funny. Subscribedddd~!
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Hahahaha perfect. And comic stans. My life was made.
xxTheBrewersxx 1 month ago
bye rick perry... you WON'T be missed
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LOL Republican canidates are one group of people that make Christians look bad (well most of em).....*sigh*
esosaasemota975 1 month ago
Guys... this guy is making fun of the STRONG campaign ad. This is SATIRE. Perry's ad was ridiculous enough to spawn many, many parodies. Sounds to me like this guy in no way agrees with Perry's ad. He is showing people how truly ignorant some people are and how dumb politicians can be. Don't berate him for the things he said here. They aren't meant to be serious, they are meant to be ironic parodies. REALIZATION. DO IT.
huttod 1 month ago 9
That book lady who was telling him about the 1796 treaty was misinformed. The treaty said that the government of the US was not formed on the Christian religion, ie America would not fight a holy war against the Muslims, who this treaty was with, as other European Christian governments had. The same person who ratified the treaty (Adams) later said on the subjet, "The general principles on which the fathers achieved independence were...the general principles of Christianity...". RESEARCH. DO IT.
maxorsborn 1 month ago
@maxorsborn
The treaty claims the country was not "in any sense founded on the Christian religion", we have no enmity toward the laws, tranquility, or religion of the muslims, and we had never entered into war or hostility against any "Mehomitan nation". After, it goes on to say that no pretexts arising from religious opinions shall interrupt harmony between the two nations.
And Adams didn't say that way, anyway, and regardless,
Continued through reply to self...
h3lblad3 2 weeks ago
@h3lblad3
Adams noted that people of all religions, including atheists, all came together to found the nation. He claimed that what allowed them to do this were the general principles of Christianity which kept them from fighting amongst themselves. Let's face it, just because I believe in Christian principles doesn't make me Christian any more than believing salt is good for me makes me a salt miner.
REAL RESEARCH. DO IT.
h3lblad3 2 weeks ago
Wow..those were big words
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Non-Christian muslims... Santa Claus... athiest Muslim ... LMAO!
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I'm a Christian woman, raised by an incredible woman who sometimes had to fill the role of mother and father... :) She taught me that you should never judge a person by where they were born, their religion, their sex, their preferred sex, their race, etc... You judge a person by their heart and I learned so much from my mum. People who claim you're a bad Christian if you support gays and stuff are ridiculous, God teaches love, not hate. :P
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@Hyattiee Um...no. Did you not read the old testament?
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If you're gay burn in hell faggot
footballer199544 1 month ago
@footballer199544 Nah...i don't want to be in a world with homophobes AFTER i'm dead..You are commiting a sin just by hating on others. I would rather god send me to hell for loving my boyfriend than hating on others.
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Haha Rick Perry Is A Joke, Mitt Romney Is Evil, Vote Ron Paul 2012 The 99% Hero
MJandtheWitches 1 month ago
Haha Rick Perry Is A Joke,Mitt Romney Is A Cereal Killer, Vote Ron Paul 2012
MJandtheWitches 1 month ago
@soundlyawake i have that same exact wall graphic in my room!
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The comic sans part made my life (along with the rest of the video too)
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That awkward moment when the ad before the video was an actual Rick Perry campaign ad....
TheSydneyOfficial 1 month ago 57
I love you. Thanks for being an awesome individual. <3
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This was my favorite Rick Perry parody by far.
TheOuroboros21 1 month ago 3
Perfect.
cvsrph1 1 month ago
MADE MA LIFE
UmmUmmAwk 1 month ago
That was awesome lol
Rafykii67 1 month ago
Hahahajbjhlbcakjhsbckjhasdbcajhahahhahha
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That is a super gay straight look! LOL
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I see your hilarious videos and i raise you one subscriber.... yes.... Good day, good Sir!!
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You look like tim tebow.
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... I told her I didn't know what that meant. XD
ThaBigTasty 1 month ago
This makes me ashamed to be a texan...
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this is great.
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Never noticed but the dude looks like Rob Schneider. It's awesome
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I spat out my drink at the Santa Claus remark. And kept laughing the entire video. I have since shared this with everyone I know. Hands down, the best Rick Perry parody on You Tube yet. Thanks and keep these videos coming please!!
sarahlane25 1 month ago
LOL this is fantastic.
christianthomas91 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake 2
I almost swallowed my gum lol
MaddieLikeMilky 1 month ago
great video though, soundlyawake. made me laugh. keep it up.
nhiapthao 1 month ago
its funny how people commenting on here are talking about gays like violent people, when most notorious killers in history are straight.
nhiapthao 1 month ago 3
@nhiapthao Thats so true. Also, the majority of pedophiles are actually heterosexual males that touch little girls.
copyrighthunter101 1 month ago 5
@copyrighthunter101 exactly.
nhiapthao 1 month ago
I was eating cereal and almost choked from how funny this was!
BradtheCrazy 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
he has my vote
MrWillop60 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
haha....
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RP 2012
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'Wow those are big words.' For whatever reason that part fucking killed me. This needs to be front page Youtube. For sure.
shinkukirai 1 month ago
This needs to be more popular than it is.
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lol at the Obama ads
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Okay, to the person on here talking about sexual abuse with children, please note that most children who are sexually abused (and this include male children) are done so by a HETEROSEXUAL male. Also, a lot of the prison rape is done by men who are heterosexual and just haven't had any in a long time. The fact that not as many homosexuals sexually molest people may show that they're actually more humane. Though I will not generalize. There are bad straights and bad gays, like there are good ones
MissLenaAnarchy 1 month ago 3
Haha, love it!
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LOL!!!
CWW88 1 month ago
RICK PERRY: Strong....desire to remain ultra-focused on what other men are doing with their dicks. Mmm-hmmm!
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Gay Feces Consumption
Amoebiasis occurs when Entamoeba histolytica parasites are taken in by mouth, eaten or swallowed something infected with such parasite, however the most common way this happens is by person-to-person spread. People with amoebiasis have Entamoeba histolytica parasites in their feces, and their contaminated hands can spread the parasites to surfaces and objects which will be touched by other people. This disease is also spread sexually by oral-anal contact.
united101usa 1 month ago
@united101usa Huh
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Gay Men and Shigellosis
What is Shigellosis?
Shigellosis is a disease that causes stomach cramps, fever, diarrhea and sometimes bloody
united101usa 1 month ago
@united101usa STOP TALKING SHIT, asshole!
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diarrhea.
What causes Shigellosis?
Shigellosis is caused by the Shigella bacterium. Shigella is found in feces (shit).
Who gets it?
Anyone can get Shigellosis. Gay men get Shigellosis at higher rates than others. People with a weakened immune
system get more sick than others.
How do you get it?
You can get Shigellosis when feces comes in contact with your mouth. This can happen with oral/anal sex play. This
united101usa 1 month ago
@united101usa are you a fucking idiot?
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can happen when you use your fingers or hand for anal sex play and then touch your mouth. Even microscopic
amounts of feces that get into your mouth can cause Shigellosis.
How can I avoid Shigella?
Play safely. In addition to safe sex guidelines to prevent HIV, maintain good hygiene. Wash every
part of your body that is sexual with soap and water before, after and between sex play. Use condoms
or other kinds of barriers like dental dams, latex gloves or plastic wrap and be aware of
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what body parts may have come into contact with feces during sex play. Wash them with soap
and water. Use condoms with sex toys, and discard the condoms after use.
What do I do if I think I have Shigellosis?
• If you think you have Shigellosis, see your doctor.
• Inform your partners.
• Wash your hands a lot.
• Don’t have sex until 7 days after symptoms end.
• Talk with a medical provider about what you can do to reduce your risk.
united101usa 1 month ago
I would love to have been there during all this so called 'research' saying that homosexuals get more hiv than any other one. And another thing, why is it accepted that two women can be in a relationship? 'because it's 'hot'? Okay mr. scientists....explain how that makes complete logical sense.
sporkthepotato 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
this makes me want to vote for him...
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"the muslim athiest leader Obama" lmao
RBkidd510 1 month ago
"Speaking of muslims" blahahahaha!!!!
AndreaManion 2 months ago
I JUST PISSED MY PANTS
YungHassProductions 2 months ago
"Faith made America strong, i'm not sure who Faith is but if you're out there how about you to come back and do it again" HAHAHAH best line
brothersinarms075 2 months ago
"Wow, those are big words." HAHA. This is one of the best parodies I've seen! Rick Perry is a moron.
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The rectum was not designed to accommodate sex, and those who do so can find themselves consigned to diapers for life.
FECAL SEX About 80% of gays admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or
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wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months. Result? --the "annual incidence of hepatitis A in...homosexual men was 22 percent, whereas no heterosexual men acquired hepatitis A." In 1992,26 it was noted that the proportion of gays engaging in oral/anal sex had not declined.
united101usa 2 months ago
I'm English s have no idea who Rick Perry is.. I assume he is a stupid closed minded ignorant American Christian... am I right?
NobodyOfTheTardis 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@NobodyOfTheTardis
Bingo. Search his campaign video called "Strong." You'll think it's some sort of parody but, sad as it is, I assure that it's very much real.
NotTheOrleansMaid 2 months ago
@NobodyOfTheTardis I'm assuming you are who I think you are. =P Claire?
Lineee94 2 months ago
hahahahhashaha this is AWESOME!
sweetbabyxcupcake 2 months ago
More power to you Nick!
Rick Perry's an ass
WaterStyle77888 2 months ago in playlist More videos from soundlyawake
haha this is amazing!
maryamH786 2 months ago
LMAO i spat out my drink at #203
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I love you
solala123ify 2 months ago
Okay, THIS is prefect hahahaha
ohhaiidurr 2 months ago
ComicSans......hahahah amazing!
shannibearstar 2 months ago 2
By far the best Rick Perry parody video I have ever seen. LOL FOREVER.
lesbiananswers 2 months ago 143
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Elizabeth Miklosovic, 36: Grand Rapids, Mich., teacher at South Haven's Baseline Middle School pleaded no contest to sexually assaulting a 14-year-old female student she "married" in a pagan ritual in June 2004. Miklosovic is also accused of touching the girl's genitals while camping in public parks. She told the judge before sentencing,
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female student, including one occasion at the school. The girl was not in Armstrong's class, but was tutored by her several times per week. According to a probable cause affidavit, the girl she told deputies she visited Armstrong at her residence on several occasions and had consensual sex with her at least three times, even spending the entire night with the instructor.
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Jamie Armstrong, 25: Science teacher at Tara High School in East Baton Rouge, La., was arrested in April 2007 for allegedly having sexual relations with a 16-year-old
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Heather Thorsby, 34: Art teacher at Independence High School in Franklin, Tenn., indicted in November 2007 on seven counts, including three charges of statutory rape. Thorsby is accused of inappropriate behavior with a 17-year-old female student. The relationship reportedly began as a friendship, but turned sexual, with alleged contact at school and home. Thorsby was sentenced to three years in prison on July 28, 2008.
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Haven Kirkpatrick, 29: Fairfield (Ill.) Community High School gym teacher was arrested July 7, 2010, and charged with unlawful sexual contact with a female student between the ages of 13 and 17 "for the purpose of the sexual gratification of the defendant." The alleged contacts took place, investigators said, as recently as July 2, If convicted of the eight counts of aggravated sexual abuse, she faces between three and seven years in prison on each count.
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Gay Lyn Turley, 42: Mesa High School teacher and softball coach in Scottsdale, Ariz., was arrested on Dec. 19, 2007, after a 20-year-old woman who had lived with her told police of their sexual relationship that began when she was 16 and a student at Mesa. The relationship had soured between the pair earlier in the year.
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Erica Umosella, 28: This southern New Jersey high school physical education teacher was charged with three sex-related offenses, including first-degree aggravated sexual assault, in May 2007 after an alleged three-month relationship with a 17-year-old member of the girl's field hockey team came to light in an anonymous letter to the principal. Umosella, who has been teaching at the school since 2003, was released from police custody after paying $50,000 in bail.
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Erica Baker, 23: Teacher at Pfeiffer-Burleigh Elementary School in Erie County, Pa., charged Nov. 13, 2007, in connection with a lesbian relationship with a local teenage girl. Baker was just a student teacher in training at Strong Vincent High School when she originally met the female student. Police say the pair would drive to a parking lot at a campground to engage in sexual contact.
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Elizabeth Livesay, 26: Special-education teacher at Carson Junior High School in Mesa, Ariz., was arrested Nov. 17, 2008, on 11 charges she had sex with a 16-year-old girl on numerous occasions outside of school grounds. The 16-year-old is not her student and police believe that the girl has not been Livesay's student in the past. She was put on paid leave of absence during the investigation.
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Dawn Welter, 38: Sumner, Wash., teacher at Tenino High School charged April 24, 2007, with second-degree sexual misconduct with a minor for allegedly spending the night with a 16-year-old girl at a motel. Charging papers state that on Feb. 17, Welter engaged in sexual contact with the teen.
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Chandra Franks: Gym teacher and coach of softball and cross-country running at Haywood High School in Brownsville, Tenn., was charged Feb. 19, 2011, with sexual battery by an authority figure. Investigators said the victim is a teenager at Haywood High School, but they would not say if the alleged incident happened on campus, nor would they reveal the gender or exact age of the victim.
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Cathy Heminghaus, 46: Special-education teacher from Ferguson, Mo., charged with statutory sodomy involving at least three of her students at Ferguson Middle School. She reportedly told friends she had performed oral sex on the children on several occasions in 2005. On July 9, 2007, she pleaded no contest Monday to 25 counts; 21 of them involving statutory sodomy.
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Brenda Osborne, 43: Former Xenia High School volleyball coach and counselor in Xenia, Ohio, was arrested Sept. 3, 2009, and charged with having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a female student. While she initially denied the charge, in March, Osborne changed her plea to guilty to a charge of sexual battery, and was sentenced June 30, 2010, to six months in jail and five years probation.
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Angela Palmer, 20: Lunchtime monitor at Lasselle Elementary School in Riverside County, Calif., was arrested on suspicion of child molestation on June 10, 2008, after being caught in a compromising position in a parked vehicle with a 16-year-old female student by deputies checking suspicious activity. The incident occurred after summer break had begun. "If school was not over, we would pull her in and do an administrative leave,
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Amy N. Miller, 23: A student teacher at Union-Endicott High School and Owego Free Academy in New York, she was accused of having sex with a 15-year-old girl. State police said Miller, a student in Binghamton University's teacher education program, faced charges of third-degree criminal sexual act, a felony, and endangering the welfare of a child. She was suspended from the university and dismissed from teaching assignments after her arrest Oct. 4.
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Amy Elder, 28: Ripley High School teacher and softball coach in Memphis, Tenn., was indicted on 15 counts, including rape and sexual assault, after allegedly having had sexual relations with two female students. "I'd heard rumors going around school that she's seeing girls not guys," said one student, "but it wasn't none of my business."
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Lilley, who was arrested in November, pleaded no contest to lewd and lascivious battery, a second-degree felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison.
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The 15-year-old girl Lilley assaulted was in tears during the hearing, asking the judge to remove a stipulation in the sentence that barred contact between the two. Howard declined her request.
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Amy Lilley, 36, a former teacher and softball coach at Lecanto High School in Lecanto, Fla., was sentenced yesterday to two years of house arrest and eight more years of probation.
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According to the St. Petersburg Times, the sentence, handed down by Circuit Judge Ric Howard, was part of a plea deal between the state and the defense.
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For the third time this week, a public school teacher convicted of raping a same-sex student has been sentenced to no jail time – this time it's a lesbian coach in Florida who had relations with a 15-year-old.
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"We have a very special relationship. It is a gift from God," states an alleged e-mail from Holloway to the girl in March 2003. "Not many people are going to understand that, but we know in our hearts that God made us for each other!"
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The relationship began when the girl was 13.
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Holloway has been removed from her teaching job at St. Mary's Academy in Cherry Hills Village and was arrested last week on sexual-assault charges.
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During that time, according to the girl, she and Holloway were intimate "over 100 times" and Holloway gave the girl a 2½-inch-thick binder with love letters, cards and poems.
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Abigail Holloway, the Colorado teacher who is being accused of having an intimate relationship with a student while teaching in California, was involved with the girl for several years, according to the former student.
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The girl, now a student at Whitworth College in Spokane, WA, recently told a school counselor about the relationship. She said she and Holloway were involved when Holloway left California and moved to Colorado.
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relationship that had occurred in California beginning when she was 13. During that time, according to the girl, she and Holloway were intimate "over 100 times." "We have a very special relationship. It is a gift from God," states an alleged e-mail from Holloway to the girl in March 2003. "Not many people are going to understand that, but we know in our hearts that God made us for each other!" Holloway is fighting extradition.
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Englewood, Colorado, where she was working, on charges stemming from an alleged sexual relationship with a female student. The girl, now a student at Whitworth College in Spokane, Wash., told a school counselor about the relationship that had occurred in California beginning when she was 13. During that
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LESBIAN SCHOOL TEACHER MOLRESTATIONS
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Abigail Holloway, 33 The former gym teacher at the Christian prep school, Kings Academy, in Sunnyvale, Calif., was arrested March 5, 2011, at St. Mary's Academy in
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But perhaps most shocking are today’s syphilis rates among homosexual men and adolescents. A recent study conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that although homosexuals comprise only a fraction of the population (one to two percent), they account for an epidemic 64 percent of all syphilis cases.
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prevalence 60 times higher than the general population, 800 times higher than first time blood donors and 8,000 times higher than repeat blood donors."
Adults and children who engage in homosexual conduct, especially males, are also susceptible, at an astronomical rate, to nearly all other forms of sexually transmitted disease (STD). For example, the Hepatitis B virus is about five to six times more prevalent among "gays," and Hepatitis C is twice as common.
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The risks associated with homosexual conduct are so drastic, in fact, that U.S. health regulations prohibit men who have sex with men (MSM) and women who have had sex with MSM, from even donating blood.
Consider that, according to the Food and Drug Administration, MSM, "have an HIV
united101usa 1 month ago
@united101usa The risks of being uneducated and brainwashed are drastic. I'll use you as an example.
soundlyawake 1 month ago 81
@soundlyawake This video is awesome. lol When I first saw Rick Perry's Campaigning video, I was pretty bummed. NOT ALL CHRISTIAN PEOPLE ARE HOMOPHOBIC, but I'm sure the MAJORITY of them ARE! A Stereotype, is a stereotype for a reason whether your Gay, White, Mexican, Black, Catholic, Evangelist, West Borro Baptist, or PETA. So, Rick Perry's video, sadly fulfills his.
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@soundlyawake And i will use the comersial he is mocking but i guess we all have the right to an opinion an u know to have an opinion you cant be brain washed. But i watched this video how could this be. Oh wait now i remember U R WRONG jackass
bownanza517 1 month ago
@united101usa maybe so but gays and lesbians were aound hundreds of years before HIV came into existance. there were gays back in roman times and there was no HIV then.
Joshy51112 1 month ago
Queermosexuals lmao xD
SimsEarth 2 months ago 48
best one yet, oh and you're hot
ashlyn1515 2 months ago
HAVE MY BABIES!
MaskofTheMoon 2 months ago
queermos XDD
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chescalocs 2 months ago
almost 40k views!!!
chescalocs 2 months ago
you are GENIUS lmao i love this video
pinkthunderwonder 2 months ago
OH MY GOD SO MANY FAGS!
FreeBang99k 2 months ago
OH MY GOD SO MANY FAGS!
FreeBang99k 2 months ago
i love you for this!
lennylapdance 2 months ago
I don't understand why Christians are against homosexuality?
Jesus had two dads, he turned out alright ;)
truda88 2 months ago 79
@truda88 HAHAHAHA!!! I laughed SO hard. Thank you for that. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
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"According to data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), this claim is false,".
In terms of numbers of children abused per offender, homosexuals abuse with far greater frequency; and boys, research shows, are the much-preferred target.
Authorities say evidence examined disproves the assertion that child molestation is more prevalent among heterosexuals.
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Homosexuals make up less than 4% of the population .
"The rate of homosexual versus heterosexual child sexual abuse is staggering," "Abel’s data of 150.2 boys abused per male homosexual offender finds no equal (yet) in heterosexual violations of 19.8 girls."
Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays, counters that federal crime data refute claims that homosexuals molest children at higher rates than heterosexuals.
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Believe it or not, not all Christians are homophobic. :)
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@CloudX100 i dont believe it
zendelem 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
@zendelem Well believe it because I'm a Christian and I'm sure not homophobic, well, since I'm a lesbian. "Homophobic Christianity" is something I like to call a contradiction.
TheREALnorp 1 month ago 3
@CloudX100 then your a bad christian, because you disobey the bible
EpicShitStorm 1 month ago in playlist Best of soundlyawake
@EpicShitStorm He never stated that he was Christian.
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@CloudX100 hahaha thats funny
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@CloudX100 *Mind implodes*
ImTotallyAwesome123 1 month ago
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No, but the important ones are.
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that was fucking hilarious
Evfan091 2 months ago
Rick Perry is just using this as a way to gain polls, (but we all know that it only brought him down more) I don't like a president who uses his religion as a way to gain in polls. Nor do I like a president who slanders otheer candidates in order to gain polls (..so thats all of them right?... ya... XD) I will not be voting for Rick Perry, but either way im underaged so i cant vote anyways O.o Why is he only caring about religion when we have wars and economy issues? grr rick perry you suck :P
buckweed226 2 months ago
You know, I've watched this so many times that I'm beginning to confuse what Rick Perry really said with what you say in your parody. That was starting to worry me at first till I realized there wasnt any real difference. ;-)
RobertMfromLI 2 months ago
Ahh Robert Egbert saw this!
SeaSireness 2 months ago
fuck rick perry, this man is my governor, i'll be damned if he's president.
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omg comic sans
FrankLuver96 2 months ago
YES. is all i can say. exactly my thoughts
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Reminded me of Will Ferrell!! SO GOOD
edwinsgeneration 2 months ago
This reminded me of Will Ferrell!! so good!
edwinsgeneration 2 months ago
i fucking love you. i fucking hate rick perry.
shannonlorimer 2 months ago
LOL Queermosexuals
Frittatas 2 months ago
ROFL ... The irony that is the republican party and christian right!! GOOD JOB!!
InYourFaceRadio 2 months ago
WHAT?!??!!!?? YOU'RE GAY! OMG!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!!!
GarlicBoy2003 2 months ago
Lol qweermosexuals XD
Emsym14 2 months ago
sorry but u seem like ftm? im not sure but.....whatever cool vids btw =)
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@Robertmfromli.. would you fuck off already. Quit stalking me.
GarlicBoy2003 2 months ago
@GarlicBoy2003 Stalking you? You are an idiot. This is the ONLY video I've ever seen you on. Now, grow up.
RobertMfromLI 2 months ago
Fantastic. Spot on.
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Did anyone pay attention to the fact that during the News Conference today about ending the war in Iraq Obama wasn't ashame to admit that Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki was the one who suggested they go to Arlington National to honor the men and women who died in the Iraq War. As Commander In Chief Obama should have been proud enough of our troops and should have been the one suggesting the visit to Arlington National. Shameless Obama.
sadieaugust 2 months ago
I think the only person who is not human is rick perry
ilve2sing 2 months ago
@soundlyawake. We all know your gay. Just come out already!
GarlicBoy2003 2 months ago
@GarlicBoy2003 if you pay attention and watch his vlogs he kind of has, plus, if you already know, he doesnt have to tell! :)
ScarlettKingsbury 2 months ago