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  • LOL FUCK YOU LOZER 

  • how did you tap the elf warriors with heritage druid when you brought in the warriors that same turn? Wouldn't they have summoning sickness, so that they can't tap at all that turn?

  • @Turkeyman1214 you cant use abbilities with the tap symbol on the creature you summoned but when it says tap three elves you can do it

  • i just discovered your channel now, i saw the vampire and this elf decks and i found it funny cause i use the same two :)

  • you knows how to shuffle ?? really good way to box sleeves

    

  • what a prick hahahahaha he flipped the guy off instead of shaking his hand

  • I can never get through a game that fast -.- MTG is fucking awsome! :D

  • i dont get it at all but looks pretty fun

  • Thumbs up if you were looking at Magic cards while you were watching this.

  • What state u live in? Ill beat u with my B/R deck.... period

  • Ok r u really playing that u queer

  • @ps3boss3 stfu !

    if u dont like it , why are u watching !?!

  • I didn't understand what was going on i just watched cause i was totally Destrey Deprived :))

  • DAH You need to do more MTG gameplays bro.

  • on the lianowar elves thad you play is an "untap-symbol"?

  • I love that card game. I have Sorin's Vengeance and tons of other rare cards. I might be getting Sorin Markov soon. \^_^/

  • @Sasorilover87 why not the new sorin, lord of innistrad? ;D

  • @LiM3D Probably because it's easier to play in any black deck (you don't have to splash white).

  • @cj2121212121 but mono black sucks ;D

  • @LiM3D It does, but black-red's pretty good and is better without splashing white.

  • Dude oh my god. I have so much respect for them now. Magic The Gathering win,

  • and then chis scoops then i flip him off lol i love it!

  • I dont know how to play magic but i would sure love to learn if u could teach me

  • This is my favourite part of this channel :3

  • Destey, isn't Emrakrul, the aeons torn, banned in legacy?

  • Des, do you just upload the videos of you pwning? XD i bet chris wins alot too

  • @CowsMakeMooSounds it is called des pwns not despwns sometimes but chris pwns sometimes to ....just saying

  • @SarahxSurgery yes. im aware that its DesPwns XD i just don't tend to capitalize things, thanks. Anyways, yeah. Chris probably actually rocks at magic XD :3

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  • WTF IS A SCOOP? YOU GUYS HAZ A LIL ACCIDENT?

  • @TehZombezHazTekenOva i dont know much about the game but from the sounds of it scooping is if you lose or you just give up the match not too sure though

  • Thurn is an big ol' ass hole.

  • ...And then Chris scoops(?), so I flip him off.

  • Did Chris mulligan with argementium armor in his hand? i would never....

  • At first i didnt like ur sense of humor. But dude. You actually nailed it. Great job, kept me interrested throughout the video.

  • The player "Chris" needs Memnites in his deck with Squadron Hawks, If he had those, would of been a turn 2-3 Argmentum Armor on his Mirran Crusader = GG.

  • it seems you are the one who doesnt know how to play magic retard, you are rolling dice AFTER drawing cards. what a fucking tool. learn2rules

  • Fucking great video, dude!

  • oh another quest for the holy relic? yeah i'm pretty sure you're going to lose lol

  • @Lemonducky86 That Chris kid always has the best hand. "Suntail hawk. OH SHIT"

  • its funny how this guy makes his friend play boo boo decks against him...... lets see chris win for once EGOMAN

  • These videos would be a lot more enjoyable without every other word being "shit" or "fuck". Just saying.

  • Yu Gi OH > MAgic

  • @SamAbelMusic

    gay people > SamAbelMusic

  • @SamAbelMusic you must be retarded

  • I just got my hands on a blue artifact deck, Can you help me dress it up Des? :)

  • You probably would have lost this one too, DesPwns. I'm sorry, but you seem to overlook that tokens have summoning sickness.

  • @aphoticConniver You can still tap to the static ability of the other elf. Its a cost for that not for each individual token, summoning sickness doesn't apply.

  • That was fucking excellent

  • i play magic too.. i okay i guess.. i have a kithin deck all of them all flying and healing soo i usually have the advantage

  • make a how to play vid for MTG.. cuz i wanna understand this shit lol

  • Chris seems really fuckin gay

  • "Chris scoops so I flip him off." FTW. Nice deck BTW

  • dont say retard and cussing isnt cool

  • @TheBadassKitten there cussing in your name technically. gg no re.

  • @TheBadassKitten Says the guy who's name is "TheBadassKitten"

  • Did Chris try to rape you in real life? Is that why you hate him?

  • ive just watched the same 3 matches for the past hour lolz

  • AHAH! do yu always win O.o

  • The dice are sometimes used as life counters and for deciding who goes first

  • The fact that Des plats MTG makes him WAY cooler than he already is. x3

  • dude wtf are the dice for? im just learning the game:P

  • I love when you upload videos of MTG. :3 Heh

  • :D you sound mega nerd right here broooo <3

  • i learned how to play magic so i learned whats going on

  • Only time i get to play Magic is at summer camp whre EVERYONE plays xP otherwise i have to go to this creepy card shop to play.

  • magic takes more than 1 day to learn, if you are too lazy to read or learn anything, might as well stick to consoles, they do not require reading

  • "If you don't know how to play magic, then fuck you."

    Well played sir!

  • Im hoping by watching these few minute long clips ill have an idea of how to play this...but what is all this going on!?

    Love the comments though..

  • "you dont know how to play magic?... then fuck you"

  • OMG ...love these vids!

  • i.. i understood :C

  • I'd automatically subscribe if you made a whole channel with just videos like this. Your commentary along with the enlarged pictures of what's being played is just perfect.

  • He's being a retard and using his fucking stupid deck

  • I'm lost :/

  • des, you should make a video on how to play magic the gathering because id like to know what kind of sexual phrase a "scoop" is

  • Isnt magic a better version of yugio?

  • can i see the list of deck.. for your elf.. xD

    

  • >:D IMA START PLAYING MAGIC LOOKS AWESOME!

  • @warriormax97 i know i already bought a big ass pack of cards xD

  • *brain explodes*

  • How many actually now whats happening? cuz i had no fuckin idea, but i cracked up the whole time

  • @tnt12397 im surprised i actually followed it! :D

  • @tnt12397 If you still don't know what's happening you should try out the game by downloading the demo of the game on steam or Xbox Live Arcade or PSN.

  • wow grats for winning with an elf deck against someone who had no cards to counter any swarm of creatures...

  • UNTAP UPKEEP DRAW WTF DO IT RIGHT oh and theirs no free mulligan either do it right

  • @bawlsinmahfruit Mulligans are free...

  • @DragonstoneWolfe thanks so much!

  • "And then Chris scoops so I flip him off."

    Best part. XD I love the games, Chris doesn't know what is good apparently. I watched all three, he scoops WAY to early.

  • You deffinately should add Primevil Titans for your mono-green Elf deck! It would help mana ramp but if your going to use the Nissa's chosens, are you using Nissa the planeswalker as well? I'm 17 years old and Love playing magic. I've been playing for 6 months now, so I may be wrong. Just wanted to ask.

  • where did u get the magic mat thing that u play on??

  • @ivylee172 Most people get them online, you can check on google by typing "Ultra pro magic playmats" or something like that.

  • i had music on at first and honestly took this seriously... then i saw the name "DesPwns"... who do i know on youtube that goes by "Des"... OMGOMGOMG, I instantly turn off my music and laugh my fuckin head off

  • @855bullet if you think yugiohs better stop watching magic.

    855bullet=minor retard

  • yugioh>magic.

  • i just watch this to hear destrey so funny shit lol

  • @mickmars420 Only 2? I have a ton. :P I used to no life this game... I don't play much any more.

  • too funny to watch lol....

  • i have absolutely no idea what this game is or even how to play it. looks dumb. haha

  • is this the game that Bacon Hawk was born??? (i have no idea wtf this game is, that y i dont know) :D i remember destery saying in 1 of his videos the name of the card was Beacon Hawk and him and nate scratched out the E. random little story how Bacon Hawk was born:3

  • @MonroeVanityLVR I own 2 of them. Because of desandnate, it is my favorite card.

  • i'm fantastically happy that you play magic :D loooove!

  • wow i had no idea what was going on but yet i was so turned on the destery did XD

  • I have no clue how to play Magic, what cards are good, what cards or bad, but if I get bored I would love to learn how

  • i always wonder how you play these card games O.O

  • I was making a deck while watching this :)

  • do u only post games that u win lol?

  • Destery's friend list is full WTF!!

  • wats magic

    

  • DOGGAMMIT, SHUFFLE YOUR CARDS ALL IN THE SAME DIRECTION.

  • I have no idea what's going on, I just like to listen to Destery talk lol

  • i have a question, u used Elvish Promenade to get 3 elf tokens then tap them on the same turn to produce green mana... does the elf tokens have haste for they ignore summoning sickness?? does tokens have summoning sickness too??

  • @kravencool the elf tokens themselves didnt produce the mana, it was the heritage druids ability that produced the mana. tokens do have summoning sickness

  • @nicoc3r yes but u need to tap 3 elves (as the heritage druids requires)which he used the tokens to produce mana right? so how come he can tap the tokens which has summoning sickness at the same turn they entered play

  • @kravencool he can tap them because the tokens are being used to pay for heritage druids ability. the elf tokens arent like lanowar elves or something where each individual token produces mana. the same goes for captivating vampire, any 5 vamps and you gain control of target creature. it can tap itself for that ability the same turn you cast it if you have 4 other vamps out.

  • des i want to play magic with u even your like a pro but i dont care cas u iz awsome and u are so fuuny

  • I don't know how the fuck to play this game, but I just like to watch :)

  • If you don't know how to play magic then FUCK YOU! lol

  • dear des,

    were fucking playing magic together whether you like it or not

    over magic workstation or skype i dont give a fuck. were playing

  • Hahaha love the commentary! !!

  • He is so mean to Chris! xD I love it!

  • how the fuck do you play that???

  • I want to play you soooo bad Destery!

  • i learned how to play magic in 8th grade :] when myr kicked so much ass

  • i learned how to play this game, just to watch Destery's Magic videos. i understood everything they did and it was crazy.

  • @JordanFreako They didn't really do that much this match... These are both agro based decks. Competitive play gets wayyyy more complicated

  • @simpleben09 i only learned so i could understand. the complexity of their 'battle'/'duel' isn't that important to me haha

  • i don't know how to play....and you were one of my favorite youtubers......but.....fuck you to! jerk. just kidding you're still awesome.

  • Try using non agro decks. They shit on agro decks

  • yu-gi-oh!!!!!

    

  • @acerathgen was inspired and directly copied from MTG.

  • @astralman was Duel Masters like a little kiddy version of MTG?

  • @TheJohnnyNinja It seems to me that MTG started it, Yugioh copied and then Duel Masters just followed the trend.

  • magic the gathering is a badass card game

  • Nissa's a huge cunt

  • holy crap that guy is a nweb

  • This was great. Destry make everything more interesting!!!

  • hahahaha "OH SHIT FLYING 1/1!!"

  • "oh, another hunt for the holy relic, that doesnt do SHIT!"

  • I finally fucking know how to play magic the gathering, so know this all makes sence.

  • lol im not sure if destery was being mean on serious or not

  • I just finished my Elf Over-Run deck I love elfs i need more over run though I only have 4 so it takes me awhile to get it out. but I usually have loads of elfs out cause there easy to get out.

  • MAKE MORE OF THESE!

  • Yeah broski, please make more Magic videos. I love Magic. (:

  • PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omfg were u live i wanna play u 

  • I like how every other word is an insult to chris

  • Have you seen the vampire cards? Mix them with the black cards and holy shit they are unstoppable!!!!

  • oh your gonna flip your cards around randomly and stupid? Oh oh, another quest from the holy relic? That doesn't do SHIT! haha

  • (: destry is so adorable he makes this game look beast. <3

  • i have never liked or played magic ... although i laughed my fucking ass off to this vid xD

  • You play MTG. I dont think any of my arguments are valid anymore

  • This game looks fun...too bad i have no fucking idea whats going on XD *likes*

  • heehee i like his hands :]

  • thrun hahahaha fucking troll haha

    

  • Des you are so adorable <3 x) your sooo nerdy its cute <3 I love you

  • CAPN DESDES, MIRAN OR PHYREXIAN!? btw i play elves too ;)

  • Des! I've got maybe a deck's worth of very old Magic cards, like the first few series I think. I stopped playing quite a while ago *cry* but maybe there is something in there you can use. If I send you a list of them, would you actually read it? :o I'd ship them to you FO FREE!

  • lol chris sucks xD

  • You should come to Texas and play against my elf deck lol

    :D

  • i only watched all of this cause i was lmfao

  • you should've waited with mercy killing, and cast it end of chris's turn. cause that's how I roll

  • hey whats up fuckers? LOL

  • des you have to be nice to chris! :c he's your fran!

  • So much nerd smack talk, I love it des! XD

  • alot of things I have seen u in and pics and stuff... ur wearing the same thing.

  • I saw a magic to the gathering tournament at supernova in australia. i automatically thought of Destery :3

    & i was dressed as sailor moon! xD

  • I don't understand...these...magical words....

  • @CapnDesDes Can you explain why the cards are placed in such weird positions?????

  • My bf plays Magic (after making countless Yu-Gi-Oh decks, and stealing my cards/card protectors D<) & after finding out you play, he is on a mission to find you, while carrying a white glove in his pocket, so that when he sees you, he will gracefully slap you across the face with it, show you his deck (ygo abridged ftw <3) and challenge you... Is that cool with you? =o

  • you actually make this interesting.

  • you had me with HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS.

  • Wow; I feel like a friggin' tard for not knowing what was going on. :I