How to not get your ass kicked by the police

[zx6rtt]

WUT THA FUCK YOU WANT MUTHAFUCKA !?!!1?!!

[asoka2000]

Ha ha ha ha, that's funny shit.

[samasjacaj]

Oh my god! Is that Crab Man?!

[anobar]

@samasjacaj............I thought it was too! Crab Man for the win!

[AwShao]

lmao.... 

[Ady00pk]

""Man! don't give him shit! Whatta fuck do you want""" XD

[evannati]

HE GOT WEED!!!!

[TheCheese30]

pmsl 

[pedmond1]

He got weed! He got weed!

[glideordie]

The racist guy is not uncommon. Each time there's a YouTube video with blacks, racists crawl out of their caves to cowardly comment behind keyboards. Don't allow them to ruin the video.

[glideordie]

Hilarious.

[jnichols3]

OMG! Is Chris Rock actually making some sort of sense?

[SecretService80]

@IHateN1ggers I hope you go to Harlem and say that. They'll pop a 9mm up your ass.

[cartman55501]

LMAO a Mad Woman

[cashew175]

he got weed xD

[HendrixGirl4270]

the stay in the car with your hands on the wheel part is the best =))

[steriogram007]

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this was hilarious

[canadarulez678]

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lol

[chais875]

oh man, this is good!

[DreezRs]

LMFAO!!! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!

[Squall777]

LMAO!!

[ajtwin23]

I wish all wannabes wouldn't just take this as a joke! Hell even really gangsters. You are all fake and stupid! Stop look and listen; we have laws for a reason. Our rights get taken away because of idiots that break the laws and don't respect others rights.

[GrandTheftRomance]

Is the guy in the black car crab man from my name is earl?

[magikcarpet]

@GrandTheftRomance he was such a nice guy on that show

[Theworldisyourz09]

THIS SHIT IS TRUE-- yeah

[Theworldisyourz09]

rap-- FUCK THE POLICE

[XoFrostyoX]

" what the fuck i do motha fucka!!" LMAO

[lobis19]

what does mean that "LMAO"

[MupMan0815]

laughing my ass off

[stingstungme]

This is understandably funny but people also need to realize that this common sense is the absolute truth.

They should run this as a public announcement. They need to play it in every junior high and high school. Obviously, they need to change the word ass to butt but other than that perfect.

[crepescule]

no leave the swear words in

[jiubreyn]

zOMG kudos (2) for making that video!

[tinytiffersCA]

OMG so funny "stop immediately if the police have to come get you they're bring an ass kick'n with them"

[lavaling]

dont put ur fucking racist comments on youtube . keep ur fucking white ass comments to ur self DICK

[nukemayor]

ROFL! Hilarious shit! ! ! ! !

[liberator222]

that guy when be polite pops up is crabman off of my name is earl

[Rm1000YrsWide]

No, I don't think so. But Crabman is my favorite "Earl" character.

[flamingmonkays]

ROFLMAO :D

[Shapteh]

do you have a gun, do you have drugs, do you have ANY.... warrants.

[JamesOhGoodie]

"if you jump a subway turnstyle while carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint, then maybe you need that ass-kicking."

[DrinkORshoot]

ROFL so funny XD

[ruhtraeel]

If you have to give a friend a ride, get a white friend. LMFAO

[Elmacheto]

This is a great clip. I have watched it Ten times today. just Great

[redsoxhater2468]

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOFUCKA?!" pricless.. lol

[connorkill66614]

"KIK HIS MOTHAFUKIN ASS AND TAKE HIS WEED HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!" lmfao stupid bitch lol this vid owns lol

[DarkSamus135]

lol dude, the guy didn'tdo anything and he still gets his ass kicked.

[gangster0332]

he got weed he got weed!@!!@!! lol

[Tbone218]

That is some funny stuff! Nice job Chris Rock! He got weed He got weed lmao!!!

[Chunky549]

Haha!! Love it!

[ashleyhm2005]

What the fuck you want muthafucker!!! OMG...that's too fucking funny!

[sickomcflippo]

he got weed he got weed! lmao

[blackspeeder]

Funny

[derithyll]

haha its funny, but whoever created this video should have another message=)

[iGoTUrBaByMaMa]

elDineeno stfu u ignorant asshole

[ElDineeno]

go suck ur mommas tits, i know i wud

[iGoTUrBaByMaMa]

elDineeno stfu u ignorant asshole

[FKN427]

Chris tells it how it is. If you have a problem with what Chris says, look in the mirror, because he's talking about YOU, Mathafaukr!

[ElDineeno]

What a load of shit. Chris Rock is the biggest racist if ever seen on tv and yet you all laugh at this. "Oh but hes black so its ok!!" bunch of ignorant cunts

[BOEG44]

ROFL. Okay, let me get this straight. you think he's racist because he makes a video making fun of blacks AND whites, just to get some laughs out of people? It's fucking morons like you that make this world such a difficult place. And it makes you so cool to call people cunts for making a little fun. Grow the hell up.

[SicklyTheSock]

eldineeno, its not because hes black, its because fat retards like you think its okay to call white people "cracker" and "whitey" while we cant call black people "nigger"

go fck urself

[ElDineeno]

a smosh subscriber??? no wonder ur a fucking cunt. im gonna fucking kick the shit outta u

[darkgooble]

JOSH STFU

[A0A4E0]

sicklythesock don't be fucken rasis man

[hammy2005]

"what the fuck you want mothafucka!" brilliant lol

[kaymeena]

crazy friend!!LOL!!SO TRUE!!!

[blandiz123]

best ever!

[SUNSNARE06]

WHAT DA FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHAFUCKA

[badmuthawhat]

This is sooo true! I was thinking to myself the other day...I wonder if I should ask my girlfriend if she has anything in her purse that I couold 'catch a charge for'...LOL...It's a damn shame!

[raisethealarm7]

get a white friend, lol

[Warkid1992]

lmfao

[throsturth]

If you HAVE to have a friend in your car, get a white friend.

[MusicBox1986]

Thanx 4 the video, dude!

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! CLASSIC!

[Evolution901]

hahahaha

[UFO1313]

This is a great clip. I have watched it three times today.

[FS747]

is there a problem officer?

[xtimbobx]

lol!

[ClazzD]

He got weed! He got weed!

[sonofamitch999991]

aww chris rock,your soo...... black. Lol

[isachansonisachanson]

love it XD

[BigWelt]

This shit is true... common sense dumb asses

[Bizartch]

Yo, fuck tha' police.

[GBVenkman]

haha, my girlfriend can be like that.

[gokuman5000]

he got weed he got weed..funniest part dude...

[Giraffics]

I'm the crazy friend and the mad woman XD

[masterduelex]

WHAT THE FUCK U WANT MOTHA FUCKA?

[tunezier]

Man dont give him shit! what the fuck you want

[alfrenium]

LOL HE GOT WEEED HE GOT WEED!

[solec23]

Lmfao 1 of the top 5 funniest cris rock clips

[KeybladeMaster646]

'...And stay in your car with your hands on the wheel'

'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

[sicksingh]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­llllllll

[XHUMBITO1]

this is really funny .

[callum1407]

rofl

[Rabownsyou]

LMFAO!

[CHRISTIELEATN]

as far as what sjonesi said...... i agree dont do anything wrong and you wont get in trouble with the law. If my daddy would have been aware of that much he would still be here today and would have not died at 35 years old, thats what alcohol and drug, a lifestyle of lawlessness does to ppl. NO ONE is above the law!! not even those in athourity and my daddy found out the hard way

[notsokoolaid1]

gay

[CHRISTIELEATN]

i still think if the goverment would get rid of alcohol that would be a deterant for most domestic violence and all the bar fights, cut back so many DUI's, plus over all it would be healthier for them

[10GaugeMan]

....have you ever heard of Prohibition? Back in the 20s there was an amendment to the Constitution (yanno.. the 'Supreme law of the land' or at least it used to be) Yeah that didnt work so well.. created a huge black market for booze..gave rise to organized crime and gangsters. Pretty ugly stuff.

[10GaugeMan]

Second of all.. it makes me sick that people always want to turn to the government for every little thing...and this recent stint of "its for your own health" isnt a good thing..not at all.. government oughta stay out of our lives as much as possible but people keep wanting to take the easy way out instead of being responsible for their actions.

[PirateCNY]

lol. fake.

[bolee32]

question? If the goverment is really looking out for the ppl then why don't the cops stop beating these ppl instead why don't they ban alcohol. Maybe These kind of PPL need to be loved and cared for That is if the gov and cops really want to help out families? Then ban alcohol that would stop most cop calls DUI, DV, bar fights, ect But then how would gov get paid from taxes they make on alcohol sells then what would the cops do? they be out of alot of work, the system is all jacked up hmmm

[Jesse011087]

You are retarded.

[CHRISTIELEATN]

if your so smart then you tell me a better idea

[sjonesi]

i have an idea.........dont do anything wrong and the police wont contact you

[Triumphi]

Best Chris Rock sketch ever! "Whatthefuckyouwant,muthafucka­?!" xD

Ps. Omg those Andy007nightfire's posts are psthetic, lame and ridiculous xD Idiot(s)...

[shadowalchemist21]

HAhahahahahaah!!! This is HELLA funny!! omg!!

[mrsfrobes]

Classic!

[gamesport88]

"TURN THAT SHIT OFF!"

I always say that to my classmates when they listen to loud rap music during study hall! LOL!

[tlafpals]

LOL chris rock is awesome

[Gethsemane22]

Love it! Abssolutely love it

[dreamEternal]

hahahahahahaahahah

[Kikoberserk]

Shut the fuck up!

[voodoobasstard]

lol this people are right this is not SNL but its fuckin funny!!

[sevenhundred700]

lol... not a ticket xd

[Burn1314]

my cheeks hurt

[Maylee92]

Use commen sense people.

[fromthemist]

lmfao!!

[RealPublic]

maybe from different world then you. But who said that everything has to be funny for everybody?

[IFOUNDIT]

I was joking, becuase I found it funny. If I had meant it, I would've been an idiot. You're entitled to your opinion.

[RealPublic]

Did you drink something??!!

[Zaven65]

you have no sense of humor

[RealPublic]

It wasnt funny

[IFOUNDIT]

IT WASN'T FUNNY?! What planet are you from :O

[mastermusician]

use common sense

[boshiken]

actually - and the sad part is that his words is the truth!!!

There are people who just dont give the shit AND people who dont see the whole picture when the police arrests criminals...

"Obey the law" ... well makes sense...

[Karoshikun]

This was actually on the Chris Rock Show on HBO, not SNL.

[zpage]

Excellent

[HotnutsJesus]

Genius.

[kalifax87]

one word= Briliant !

[ricksam]

relax folks - chris rock as a cast member on snl

[altron75]

wat the fuck u want motha fucka

roflmao

[princessdiva]

LOL

[DancingSpiderman]

Words of wisdom, beotch.

[xttocx]

hahahahahahahahaha fuck me that funny hahaha :D:D

[thewbert666]

FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN ALL DAY

[nycole626]

No EYE contact...cdfuuu...funny shyt!

[immunegb5]

yea it's SNL, even though it says in big bold letters The Chris Rock Show. because we all know that SNL = The Chris Rock Show

[IFOUNDIT]

What?!? Does it? I didn't know that... What's your source on that....??

[CashJ2230]

The Chris Rock show was on HBO in the late 90's

[IFOUNDIT]

Was it? Intersting. Finally someone smart XD

[fusiondogg]

Lol. WTF is the Chris Rock Show? When the hell was that on?

[IFOUNDIT]

Lmfao. I have no idea... Meh.

[IFOUNDIT]

Wait a sec, after reviewing this video further, I found out it's from the Chris Rock show. You can see it when he introduces the video.

[t3rr3nc388]

Who cares...I mean yes clearly this is from Chris Rock Show...on hbo late 90's and early 2000's b4 chappel, better production and the world missed it...but thanks for posting cuz this is one of my favs. I've tried to descibe this bit to ppl for years but it doesnt translate...HE GOT WEED!!!! LMAO!!

[fusiondogg]

Oh. Maybe it is snl. ?

[IFOUNDIT]

I'm not quite sure. All I know is that it's friggin hilarious.

[fusiondogg]

clearly not snl.

[IFOUNDIT]

Well, when I received the file, the file name told me it was from SNL. So, when I listed it, I listed it as SNL.