Garrus gets fired

[MisterMortarious]

The person in the role of Pallin in the VoiceOver sounds just like Pallin's real voice...

[PandaE2323]

@MisterMortarious Garrus' voice didn't sound very close to what I'm used to hearing...

[FlipDarkFuture]

Executor Pallin: Your're a loose cannon Vakarian. I'm taking you off the force! Give me your badge!

Garrus: Fuck the man!

[s264177]

Executor Pallin: Your fired!

Garrus: Are you Serious?

Executor Pallin: I couldn't be more serious!

Garrus: Fine, Go fuck yourself!

(minutes later after rescuing the clinic nurse)

Garrus: Sheppard this is your show, but if your going to take down Saren you are going to need my help.

Sheppard: Welcome aboard Garrus!!!

And thats how Garrus met Sheppard!

[DeadThouusand]

I less than three your youtube account name. :)

[CoughingColors74]

Go Fuk Yer Self.

[kunven]

add the flangin effect and it sounds totally like garrus

[Yatsuhiko]

The actor really is the guy who plays Garrus' voice, he's just in a different movie.

But god I wish this really happened in the game

HAY!!! This is probably how Garrus lost his c-sec job/Spector training in ME2 and became Archangel.

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

0:14 Girl says "I'm Asari"

[SweRaider1993]

that actually sounded somewhat like garrus ^^

[Tossenn]

@SweRaider1993 It's Brandon Keener, The one voice acting Garrus ^_^

[SweRaider1993]

@Tossenn ahh ^^, and where is this taken from? :p

[CoolKabbage]

@SweRaider1993 It is Garrus' Voice actor

[pocketlint60]

Man, Pallin is such a dick!

[TheIrishGunman]

Keep pressing 9.

Instant playback. LOOL

[honorableshadow]

I thought this was going to be a youtube poop because of the title LOL this is even better!

[Ariana321]

Few minutes later... Garrus up on a perch with his rifle...

"Calibrations done for now..." *Takes aim at Executor Pallin*

"SCOPED AND DROPPED!"

[Bonecrushah]

someone needs to figure out the filters they use for Turians and apply them to this audio

[crombiekid262]

Lmao!  I love the random asari at 0:14! "I'll have a cigarette..."

[MachakaZukaka]

I only clicked because I thought he was gonna get fired with some gun.

[TheForgottenCherish]

I bet no one can look at Branden Keener without thinking "Garrus" first Lol. But who can blame him, his voice makes Garrus one of the sexiest, hottest Turians in the universe. X)

[Bfizzle62]

A few minutes later Palin was murdered in the council chambers. Not too far away a turian c-cec officer was busy doing some "calibrations"

[grudget1]

funniest thing is this has more views than the original scene...

[TLfreak10]

"Fine!" lol LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[TazminTv]

I wouldn't mind riding Garrus for years...:]

[Santana105]

@TazminTv Epicly hilarious

[TeamNorad]

@TazminTv This would have been at bit less unpleasant if i hadn't outright realized you were a girl...

[Northy090]

Can't wait to see Garrus's last stand in ME3 and just before he is going to be executed he says ' Go Fuck Yourself' It would make me so happy :3

[Popkov123]

where are the soundbites from?

[xiShadowWolfx]

Hahahaha! This made my day. ^^ xD

[MsDarBla]

BRANDON KEENER. WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A SEXY VOICE?

[EternalTwilighters]

how i left work: go fuck yourself

 then hand in resignation straight after

[ComputerEndProgram]

Ha! I think I peed a little when he said go F yourself!

[ammon1992]

That sould be in the game. Luv it!

[Lenneaux]

"Go fuck yourself" was so damned sexy. Also the entire thing was hilarious, yes, I didn't forget that :3

[TheLycaNinja]

@Ramennnnnnnnnnnnful Brandon Keener...

[TheBIOPRINCE]

Garrus could have bring Wrex along to that meeting...

Garrus: Are you joking???????!!!!!

Pallin: I couldn't be more serious....

Wrex: He is a FOOL, We should EAT HIM!!!!!!

Garrus: FINE! I'm going to fuck him myself!

[apia212]

remix 5 5 5 10 10 10 15 15 17 17 23 23 23 24 24 24

[stokes111111]

hahahahah oh my fucking god i started dying when the asari jumped in out of nowhere..

omg i needed that.

[NinjasticFlare]

Why does that actually sound like Garrus..?

[NarakusSlave]

@NinjasticFlare Because its the same voice acter

[DreamVikings]

this video had like 5000 views 3 weeks ago.

it should have like 300.000 i dont know why its still is so underground.

[OtakuBri]

I don't start laughing until he says, "Are you joking?"

From there it sounds exactly like Garrus!

(yes I know it's his voice actor, but the lines before that are too animated to be convincing as Garrus)

[Iainluna]

... i guess he was doin to many penis calibrations in his office to fornax

[iiBeTrollin47]

Keep pressing 6 for "Hi" and 9 for "Go fuck yourself"

[DanBonRP]

when i get to the scean in mass effect now i start laughing

[seansopha1]

@DanBonRP "scene" not "scean" you retard.

[1337ijs]

He got fed up with all this beuracratic crap.

[DanBonRP]

i could watch this all day lol

[DanBonRP]

almost sounds like garrus to

[Forestimp45]

@DanBonRP That's because that's Garrus's voice actor in the clip ^_^

[DanBonRP]

@Forestimp45 that explains it lol

[StarrySkyy29]

I like how he says funny lol

[DreamVikings]

I wasnt trying to be fo-nny!

[TheIlRev]

AWESOME

[DonBoy22]

LOL

[grunEUA]

Garrus stopped doing his calibrations for a minute, this is what ended up happening afterwards

[HunterDT]

Yeah, Brandon Keener is also in that Fidelity Investments commercial where he says his jacket is on the back of his door. When I saw that, I KNEW I heard that voice somewhere else!!

[Markis2bi4]

Is that really Garrus' voice actor?

[CreativeMC123]

@Markis2bi4 Lol, no

[xaviagrade]

@CreativeMC123 ??? Yes, it is. It's Brandon Keener.

[CreativeMC123]

@xaviagrade Sarcasm.

[xaviagrade]

@CreativeMC123 Right...

[CreativeMC123]

@xaviagrade lol

[xaviagrade]

@Markis2bi4 Yes, it's Brandon Keener, Garrus' VA.

[Markis2bi4]

@xaviagrade Awesome!

[Necrosis527]

It sounds just like Garrus

[johnnycajxrt]

@Necrosis527 that's because the audio for this video was taken from a video that Garrus' voice actor made. look up "Brandon Keener: you're fired"

[211Shinobu]

Nice job with the lip synching -- errr... plate synching. ^_^;; This made my week.

[lifeforce777]

You tell em Garrus! "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" :D

[PrinceForte]

Derp, that IS Garrus' voice actor. Herpaderp.

[PrinceForte]

Seriously, it sounds like both the voice actors for Pallin and Garrus. That's uncanny.

[shizumaoo]

It actually sounds kind of like him DX

[DonLangosta]

Guess that was the Renegade dialog option.

[tqlax21]

Garrus: Go fuck yourself, I'm in the middle of some calibrations!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Shepard: What do you know about Pallin.

Garrus: He thinks I'm not funny, but the real problem's that he's impossible to work for. He'd been riding me for years. When I confronted him, he fired me.

Shepard: Are you joking?

Garrus: I couldn't be more serious.

Shepard: He should go fuck himself.

Garrus: Don't worry, I got him fired too. He works as a clown now.

[KyraTheGuardian]

LOL, thats just awesome. Thanks so much for posting this vid XD

[OptiMystic8]

12 people are impossible to work for.

[AlabamaSoldier]

This actually happened to 12 people.

[haji5477]

did this like seriously happenned in the game?

[TheMultiEnabled]

@haji5477 Of course.

[haji5477]

@TheMultiEnabled no, shit? really, and whats wrong with garrus's voice?

[TheMultiEnabled]

@haji5477 That's what he sounds like when he gets angry you see.

[haji5477]

@TheMultiEnabled lol you almost had me there for a second

[haji5477]

@TheMultiEnabled thats just to sil to believe

[TheMultiEnabled]

@haji5477 You are not the brightest lamp in the hall.

[haji5477]

@TheMultiEnabled what do you mean?

[TheMultiEnabled]

@haji5477 You're stupid.

[haji5477]

@TheMultiEnabled man screw you

[SeriousMelih]

Go callibrate yourself!

[bl4ckh34rt90]

i was laughing from the start; then i nearly pissed myself at the end!

great job!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Shepard: Have you got a minute Garrus?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard: Garrus, every time I come to you, you say that. Is there a problem?

Garrus: YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!?

[Kannebas]

Shepard: Yeah, uh, when I was going over to sabotage that gunship so it wouldn't, uh, y'know, kill you, you fuckin' shot me.

(beat)

Shepard: Was that supposed to be funny, Garrus?

Grunt: I thought it was funny.

Garrus: I WASN'T TRYING TO BE FUNNY!

[PsychoxLuv]

You know why Garrus was pissed.....because the bastard wouldn't let him do his calibrations!

[OshawottsRule]

Garrus: Go fuck yourself!!

Turian: Can it wait for a bit, im in the middle of some calibrations

Garrus: D8< YOU BASTARD!!

[Condorsoldier]

Where did you get the audio. Garrus should so be like this in game at least once. Reaper "Your resistance is futile. You cannot win." Garrus "You know what.... go FUCK YOURSELF!!!!"

[johnnycajxrt]

@Condorsoldier look up the video "Brandon J. Keener - You're Fired"

[Condorsoldier]

@johnnycajxrt I did yesterday, was watching both one after the other. The clown bit was good.

[CptBomBom00]

Rofl and LMAOF.

[pandadude321]

i cant be the only one who has wanted to ride garrus for years

[DonLangosta]

@pandadude321 You could just get a pile of shale...

[finalsora120]

@pandadude321 Cant disagree with that. Garrus is such a hunk~

[Achedb0b1]

GARRUS YOUR FIRED!!

garrus: sorry im in the middle of some calibrations!

[SunfireGTX25]

ROFL!!! 

[PhillyAssassinX]

Go fuck yourself lol. Best part lol

[XxReaperZeroxX]

What, no squeaky shoes?

[transitline]

oh my god lollllllllllllllllllllllll this is the best

[bosshoss408]

Go fuck yourself.That made me laugh XD.

[CptBomBom00]

Game would've been funnier if this would've been included.

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

Awesome.

[stinko444]

And this is why Garrus actually left C-sec

[Air8990]

Wow that sounds like the real garrus :O

[johnnycajxrt]

@Air8990 Reason being is because Brandon Keener (the guy getting fired) is the voice of Garrus

[Air8990]

@johnnycajxrt Oh

[Air8990]

@johnnycajxrt Cool thx for telling :D

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Fucking Brandon Keener, I really am jealous of that voice.

[Air8990]

Press 5 then 9 :D

[ScottJackson117]

"Prepare yourselves for the arrival."

"Go fuck yourself."

[danish211]

i guess he will have to turn in his badge and become a cop on the edge.

[GangsterHutterite]

It's funny because it sounds EXACTLY like Garrus!

[JohnZaun]

Is it just me or did that actually SOUND a bit like Garrus? 

[bananacheesemonkey]

@JohnZaun that's because it's thesame voice actor (brandon keener) who voices garrus. if you type in his name on youtube, the original video will come up

[Joeyroxhard18]

Garrus, Tali< and legion are my favorites

[FlyingFocs]

@Joeyroxhard18 Same here. If i had to choose only three people to save for the suicide mission... actually, legion would be up in the air with Mordin, but it would be close.

[CptBomBom00]

Everyone loves him and beside in ME3 we should get to know his background, I would like too see his dad if he's not dead of course.

[ToxicAngelification]

I love Garrus <3

[steeledge23]

summing up what garrus thinks about c-sec in 3 words " Go Fuck Yourself" lol

[steeledge23]

@steeledge23 oh and spam 9 on the keyboard for those words to repeat!

[domirine]

the asari secretary is an amazing touch! xD

[TheForgottenCherish]

Oh damn i didn't know that! Lol thanks for that clarification Jabberdau :P

[CptBomBom00]

he was fired because he calibrated too much instead doing some c-sec work.

[TheForgottenCherish]

Ikr porpus O.O

[CptBomBom00]

See that's what should have its place in Mass Effect 3, perfectly timed swearings.

[BulletJesus]

THE BEGINING AND THE END SOUND JUST LIKE GARRUS I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FOR A SEC LOLOLOL !!!!

[porpus99]

OMG, i know this is a voice over, but when Garrus voice over said "FINE" and "Go fuck yourself" it sounded just like Garrus

[Jabberdau]

@porpus99 Its because it IS garrus - Brandon Keener - from a movie clip

[porpus99]

@Jabberdau Its funny, because i learned that two minutes after posting that message. I never really looked to see who the voice actors are.

[TheCah13]

@porpus99 It's Garrus' voice actor. =P

[porpus99]

@porpus99 Before anyone else decides to comment on this, yes i know now. At the time i saw this, i didnt pay attention to voice actor names

[CptBomBom00]

it actually looks like Garrus was fired.

its shame that BioWare didn't put this thing into mass effect that would been interesting.

[purgatoryzero]

Great vid. No wonder Garrus hates C-Sec, haha.

I admit, when I first watched this video, I thought it would be edited like this:

Executor Pallin: "Did you think what you did out there was fun-"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[LordJaric]

I hate it when a video's comment section turns into an all out war, can't you people keep it to pms

nice job on the vid

[MarzX1802]

@SmokingKiIIs1993 Aw I hurt your feelings lol. Go troll somewhere else.

[MarzX1802]

@SmokingKiIIs1993 Why the hell are you yelling at me for? I only posted one comment, I wasn't one of those people calling him a troll. Calm down for crying out loud.

[ftlgo238]

@MarzX1802 Don't bother. He is irrelevant.

[BearMaster9013]

Enjoyable. ^u^

[CptBomBom00]

BioWare should let garrus swear in ME3, gama would be much color full.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

No squeaky shoes?

[BloodMoonEclipse]

Full of win, this video is. I can't stop laughing XD

[Jort007]

Awesome name of the uploader

[CayenneFox]

Dear Bioware: Please have Garrus say "Go fuck yourself" in a future installment of Mass Effect. Thank you.

[Cloymax]

fine!

[Dillinger128]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[KMxHearts]

My Shepard's been riding him for years if you know what I mean.

[Kannebas]

Chafing.

[fatalmayu]

I can't stop watching!!

[fatalmayu]

OMG this is funny

[Railware]

@IrishAssassin44 THEY SEE ME TROLLIN. THEY HATIN.

[sephiroth1018]

@IrishAssassin44 why the hate?

[merksperk2]

@IrishAssassin44

TROLLALERT.

[koshomer]

@IrishAssassin44

Epic Fail Troll

[IrishAssassin44]

@IrishAssassin44 DAMMIT... i didnt post this, it was one of my asshole friends. This game is incredible.

[MarzX1802]

@IrishAssassin44 Oh okay, your friend's a real douche then.