Review of the horror movie things(1989)

[Decades81]

This was my introduction to Things...thank you!

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

@Decades81 No problem thanks fr the view and glad I could help.

[TiniNormi]

Pure trashiness like this transcends trashiness and starts to have a quality in and of itself. B-movies have their own quality.

[BlueKyne]

Truly one of the worst, most poorly conceived movies ever and who's horse-shit idea was it to have sexy porn bimbo Amber Lynn in this movie and NOT have her naked?! I was hoping for Amber to be in all kinds of erotic perilous situations but no, just guys with mullets hitting lame puppets. It makes "Spookies" look like a big budget film. So low, it's not even MST3k fodder.

[hot4teacherz]

holy shit! I gotta find this movie! lol

[drduke28]

THINGS is a great movie. Few movies can get to me to stare at my TV screen with my jaw on the floor. THINGS is the greatest WTF film in history!

[Flipflopab]

cinema sewage

[barryjgillis]

I must say I haven't watched this review in many months, and I decided to check it out again... It's funny as hell... hahhahhaa

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

lol glad it could still make ya laugh,

[barryjgillis]

I haven't watched this review in months... So I decided to check it out again... I must say it is quite a hilarious review... FUNNY AS HELL.... hahhahahhaaha

[butttaxi]

this the worst movie ever made and this is the worst review ever made

for one thing the (things) are infact not from another dimension that is a complete fabrication the things are an artificial impregnation experiment gone rong or right who knows who cares i dont even know how you came up with that

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

seriously dude the reviews are meant to be a joke. Dont take them seriosuly i dont.

[HighPriestSatanis]

i must own this movie!

VS

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

It just came out on dvd there is a facebook group and i think you can get it on amazon as well. If you cant track it down let me know

thanks for the view

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

Lol yes i did if i can ever track it down i will for sure. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

Be sure to check out the other reviews and will be doing a new review of the troma movie graduation this weekend

[mcleandana]

lmao this is hilarious.....did you know Barry Gillis(Eddie Geurrero lol) actually made another movie called wiked world would love to see your review on that one

[Kifenetee]

This was funny to watch,lol, but the copy this dude has looks like a tenth generation copy compared to the original copy that I have, hahhaa

A movie worth watching, I'll tell ya that

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

ya it was not the greatest of copies thats for sure when the dvd comes out il give it another watch.

Sitting on the couch baked lol

[Flipflopab]

cinema seage

[Kifenetee]

i really enjoyed this, but the copy he has is not the greatest,looks like tenth generation of the copy I have,lol

[Beckelhimer]

This movie looks terribly great!!

Have you seen Feeders 1 & 2? Now those movies are soooo horrible!! I love them. I so have to check out this movie!

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

ya i rented both of them 5 or 6 years ago back when you could get 5 movies for 5 bucks i rented them both......that was a weekend il never forget lol

thanks for the reply man

[sleestak119]

Man, I miss the days where our main hero character has a mullet and pistachio.

[BECKERvaiMALMSTEEN66]

TI KNOW EH i had to watch this movie high to get through it lol