How To Deal With an Incompetent Boss

[shadow1the1ultimate]

*you will need: patience, self-control,...*

oh fuck that

[ferfookssekelad]

Get him fired! Works every time.

[dredub1216]

If ur boss fires u shit on his windsheild and rub it in with the wippers and break the off and make shure it dries up or not if its covering the windsheild or put a really big balloon or condom on his gas pipe and make it break when he drives off

[TheDKing67]

OMG IM TOP COMMENT IM SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!

[DaveWreckingCrew]

Ass protection? Baffoonery? Jazz Lounge music? Anyone taking advice from this video is probably as incompetent as their incompetent boss.

[darklyperfect]

@DaveWreckingCrew relax! this vid was meant as a joke dude

[DaveWreckingCrew]

@darklyperfect Good to know. Thank you.

[ninjagrl809]

step1:wear helmets an armor

[legosony00]

step 1 kill him or her

[95greenman]

@legosony00 step 2 go to jail...

[MKDude600]

step 1: fuck his wife

[andina18]

oh Loord this was an accurate description of my shitt% boss

[TheEliteGunner1]

just do it...... LIKE A BAWS

[livingmyteenagedream]

i baked a chocolate cake with er special ingredients :)

[JudgeChrisCom]

See my site and deal with shitty boss :)

[JudgeChrisCom]

Visit our site, enter his name, leave some nasty shit about him, and anonymously share it via email with him, hius wife and everyone else in the office :)

[syncmaster710n14]

I think my way is better, I just accidentally ran him over will crossing the road now he is off for 6 months.

[hotwhire]

Squidward needs this.

[myak471001]

@hotwhire lol yeah

[warpatato]

what the heck is "ass protection?" loool

[Jafromobile]

Google "The Dilbert Principle" and you will discover precisely why 70% of employees think their boss is incompetent.

Sadly, the Dilbert Principle is truer than you think.

[chocofreak0101]

ass protection?!?!

[Jcbproducoes]

get a rifle!

[Nicolettaax33]

Ooooooh

You said the ' a ' word!

Im telling.

[GabbyChan101]

ways to cover ur ass.... hmmmm pants?

[SplashAMV]

oh, so the voice over has some nerve doesn't she saying- don't go out of your way for someone else's idiocy and ass protection

[lilBadBG]

"ass protection" loool 

[4284842848]

Now, where can get this "ass protection"? Do I need health insurance? What's the legal age to buy "ass protection" and how much does it cost in specific realtors?

[issamworld]

One of the conditions to be a boss is: are you idiot?

My former boss was so idiot not knowing even how to send an email with attachment, she was the boss of more than 50 engineers, and her job was to give them a hard time.

Later on somebody told me that she is the girlfriend of the big boss.

[TheDKing67]

step1# go behind boss near window

step 2# push!

[livelobster123]

@TheDKing67 How To Murder Your Boss.

[altonio48]

step1 grab gun

step2 go to boss

step3 pull trigger

step4 run away

[dingdongditch1000]

:30 FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!

[delbard1]

How about dealing w/ a psychotic boss?

[puellanivis]

If you've gotten to the point where you have to keep a CYA folder, you should just leave your job at that point. If your boss is making you the scapegoat, then defending yourself will produce a downward spiral where you spend more time defending yourself than doing your job until they decide there is good enough cause to dump you. The power disadvantage against a boss means you will not win, even if you bring his mistakes to his superiors on a silver plater, after all, you're just disgruntled.

[bellaXedward92298]

WAIT why do u need ass coverers if u dont cover ur ass?

[Spring1234777]

ive been watching these for a long time n now im really hungry......where is "How to make a sandwich"

[crashcoreytx]

Always question if a sorry boss is related to someone, the word is nepitizom or something like that. Then again if he is a freedmason, then you're already stuck out, go work some where else

[alex25543]

lol bafoonery

[Mega111Anthony]

@alex25543 lol who knew tht was a word

[irulethe70s]

step 1,put extasey in his office but wear gloves and be careful!

[TyHero100]

Step #1: Quit the job

Step #2: Get a better job

[mohamadalikazi]

this is stupid. I simply fight with my fucking bully managers when they step over the line.... they suspend me for a day or two cuz they wanna show their authority but i don give a fuck if they fire me... cuz I work GOOD and I know they cant afford to lose me and i can just find another job. Of course this happens once in a bluemoon not everyday but thats enough to keep them in check.

THATS how you deal with bully/incompetent/narcissistic­/everything else bosses.

[Rickniching]

Cover my ass? o_O

[wolfsysb]

step 7: go back and realy kill him

[DSAEY]

did you know over 78% off youtube think your channel is lame

[SourApplez1211]

latrrewagybf

[sovarelteo47]

How to deal with an incompetent boss. You will need : Balls Baseball bat Fire escape route A friend to stay at for the night Some food supplies Step 1 : Go in there and smack that motherfucking piece of worthless shit over the face until every fucking inch of his face is covered in blood. Step 2 : Smack that idiot behind the head! Step 3 : If any window is nearby,please DO abuse it for physical torture by repeatedly smashing the bosses head against it. Step 4 : Threaten. Step 5 : Run.

[pwned765]

@sovarelteo47 thats pritty much it

[TottallySketch1000]

to everyone:im going to kill him (on the computer) 0:59

[revenger1997]

Give him a blowjob. Done.

[killa2000dec]

@revenger1997 i don't think a guy wold do that to a boss. a girl might do that for a pay rise.

[gab9hp]

Pause at 1:03 "I am going to kill him!"

[bamalouisiana322]

LAW # 1: Never outshine the Master -Source: 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene

[momattyfosho]

holy shit

[spenceraperry]

What the heck, I thought the boss was the top of the line!

[wzglc6]

I'm in Canada since more than a half year now.

I am wondering how the hierarchy here works.....

[Ithrowcakeatfatkids]

You can buy ass protection from Assco and Prograssive

[hate420breed]

just tell them "get fucked" and walk out... plenty of jobs out there

[ShadowWolfe96]

thats because all incopetent people became boss helped by unknown miracles

[vijaymd44]

lol .. "I'm gonna kill him" .. cc to everyone

[dingdongditch1000]

ASS PROTECTION??? REALLY???

[RainbowManification]

@dingdongditch1000 Yes, you want to cover your ass with a bullet proof vest before going above your bosses head to prove his idiocy.

[icecool1065]

Is the boss the guy in the red tie, or the blue?

This is all very confusing....=S

[dingdongditch1000]

Blue!!!

[acebats]

and ways to cover your ass...carnt you just use pants

[kikomam1]

0:59 i'm going to kill him

Send:Everyone xD!

[alanrolflol]

Hahha i noticed just now!

[talatori]

wait till your alone with your boss and with ever thing you got smash him in the head with a hammer no joke hit him and walk away. wait for some one to find him and act like every one else,

[wombatwithafganhat]

lol ass protection *giggle*

[captaincavemaaaannn]

I don't think my boss is incompetent, I know he is! Arrogant, negative, lying adulterous, fat, lazy leech. I could seriously drop him in the shit with his wife and the police with his whoring, drinking and drink driving but somehow I don't want to. Why do these people get away with these things?

[Hearttamashii]

1: Your boss does these things

2: You do nothing

3: You wonder why the boss gets away with thing things

Because of people like you doing step #2

[captaincavemaaaannn]

Step two I do something and shatter 6 peoples lives! lot of reckoning to be served there. Which is the greater evil or if your American the greater good?

[artemisfair]

As an unbiased source, I'd say that you should probably stay out of your boss's personal business. If he is MAKING you be a part of it, that is harassment. You need to confront him and tell him that these things make you uncomfortable or bring it up with his superiors. Otherwise, if he's cheating on his wife, etc etc, that's really his business, no offense.

[fear000777]

0_O Im your boss JOHNSON UR FIRED

[captaincavemaaaannn]

OK whos going to do the work? You know you cant get the right staff.

[dmana3172]

@fear000777 but you can't fire me. I'm working at home now with my own business. :-D

[traceyrmj2]

@dmana3172 well firing yourself will dissolve the company, you are STUCK

[Redknight345]

Haha looks funny how that that guy is walking away with that smile then the boss is pissed of.

:D

[Kelvinkid100]

This is so true.

[PhilWithCoffee]

Isn't the outside of that "office" the apartment from Friends?

[Thealmostguy]

To Everyone:

I'm going to kill him...

[ziggs323]

useless (thats what it means im not calling you that. lol)

[Tyrania210]

nythug94 it means you cant do something well. go back to 5th grade geeze =p

[mattycb3]

He probably is in 5th grade.

The youtube community is so retarded, it kind of makes you want to blow up the Earth

NYTHUG94 = Fail

[DRZOID5]

has anyone's boss really stolen their idea?

[Nneka1963]

Step 6? Why should one leave when the boss is a idiot??? I say, stand by your grands!!!! Let him leave!!!!

[MasterPervy123]

Punch him in the nose

[bestSVMS]

whats idoitcy

put nails in your but

[PartizanFTW]

"To Everyone: I'm going to kill him" xD

[kialop]

@PartizanFTW :D Lol

[slosha69]

idiocy?

[em0andl33t]

Patience, no. Self control, no. Ass Protection, Yes.

[ChippZanuff123]

loool u have to read the email at 1:02 looolz XDDD

[HunterUniden]

I'm going to kill him... awesome :D

[deluxedookie]

i love bosses like this you can bull shit them.

[lilowoof]

to all incompetent bosses: watch out!

[gmon891]

that % is do to lack of experience cuz they're fresh out of school ( first job or just hard headed), we have one at my work!

[me4cs]

..well...you can always kill him...

[yellowkiller444]

that too

[Zonbie33]

wow 70%..

[Amdrummerkid]

To everyone:

I'm going to kill him

LMAO!

[Sano213]

good good good

[oxiigen]

Watch ZEITGEIST

[NorrisChuckling]

good movie, but i'm not so sure how accurate the information is. the message was good though.

[PattyMMelt]

I like your acount name!! lol

[audioslavelover]

Incompetent

[Timbo2702]

I wonder if this would work for incompetent lecturers >_>

[liz2dalaumann]

if ur boss is this gay you don't need to be working there, its not worth it

[sanjuacharya]

NicE!!

[Pathfinderdanno]

everybody hates the boss, right? It's a hard job, you can't please all the people all the time............

[MHugar]

Wow that's kind of shady.

[Lawgiver19]

I wonder....what if you slept with your boss then...blackmailed...MWHAHAHAA­Ha....jk that's just weird...eh heh....ummm yah....

[trucksoner]

you so did that

[canomarquina]

well, id do that, if its a woman of course and shes not TOO bad!

[boogreencecy]

LOL ASS Protection XD

[HeyJeremyC]

cool

[matthew11174]

lol,

to everyone:

im going to kill him

[drumprelude]

i could of used this a year ago

[hydralisk100]

Lol Nice amination.. But All is true xD

OFF TOPIC:

I say the Youtube Audio Preview is Shit

[itachi456789]

indeed

[librano]

audio preview is for accessibility... i.e. ppl who can't read what they've typed... like the blind

[lancedanceastros]

lol ass protection

[EmoBloodVideos]

fuck the boss is a bitch i hope im not like that :[

[EmoBloodVideos]

lmfaooooooo "and covering your ass"

[2kenny5]

lol! ass protection

[RandomProduct]

Howcast has redeemed itself!

YAY!

[jameswwe2]

first

[igor9212]

pause at 1:03 and read background lol

[lanosian]

that's what she said

[cinderfella86]

good video but i don't think a boss is incompetent

but many become so though the status that is appointed to them

[BirdmanHT07]

lol

in the e-mail

"I'm gonna kill him"

[reihaank]

The YOU WILL NEED also applies if you're a black man gettin pulled over by the cops.

[gustemo]

its fun to click the audio preview button

[hunterguy567]

i know im messing around with it rite now

[knighthawk2277]

opps i thought i was clicking the audio preview button xD

[xXGothicLolitaLoveXx]

Very helpful!! ^^... what would e do with out you, Howcast!

[betsxx3]

i love the stick people too.

[Rayluaza]

lolez

[wiccashaman]

first!

[sumitkid123]

Wow thats all i have to say

[C0untryC1ub]

I love the stick people