How To Dump

[BriannaTSmith]

(for dudes taking a leak) shaking the dew off my lily

[BriannaTSmith]

drop the kids off at the poop

[BriannaTSmith]

drop a deuce

[Hannapannaist]

Started to laugh when he laughed xD

[ameera14]

so many metaphors lol

[SuperUmbreon1]

A big stinking log came outta me!

[imfreakinout21]

one question...... why are you recording this video in your closet??

[Jiordanwashington1]

Taking a dump is like stoping a couple of solids

Hahaha

[KakashizGirlForever]

What is his other channel?

[cod4basterd]

eeeeeeeerrr.....yeah im dumping you

[sapatear]

put tiger woods to swim

[swimmingkaola]

haha that was delightful

[mpmanuelportillotvma]

i thought this was how to take a dump >.<

[ificouldflyinNO]

Dropping a bomb...



[dreamisawish22]

HAHAHA

[12rainbowskittles12]

throw your penny down the well

[LovesickElectricHCR]

You Have To Drop Your Kids Off At The Pool!

#Tasteful Euphemisms:11

[mr0sprinkles]

Put all the elves in Santa's sleigh *ding!*

[Iceinfly]

How to apply tasteful euphemisms to erase anxiety during awkward presentations -.-.

[mizzmeme456]

oh i got a good one!! GET ALL THE EVs OUT THE CLOSET!!!!!

[brandon31840]

Lol a new position to try......... ewwwww

[WindrunnerWolf]

I like how at the end of the video it’s him in the closet... Trying to tell us something Ev?

[sKACwebo]

Put the mangos back in the basket?

[Rakshasura]

It doesn't really matter whether or not I dump someone, but having a significant other dump me saves me from dumping my significant other and I am patient person.

[csheriff34]

Drop the kids off at the pool and send the browns to the Super Bowl

[SuperUmbreon1]

Put the Gopher in the bowl! *ding*

[Stickmaina]

take the browns to the super bowl

[blueAgentAj]

Suck my dick please? *Ding*

[jjnana100]

drop the fish food in the bowl

[TheRuffianCrash]

Love these, always a good laugh!

[SonOfMotherlessGoat]

Trying to hold back a scared turtle

[alexis14702]

1:04 lol 1:09 (:0

[ladyliza123]

make sure you've washed ALL the dirt off the dogs paws

[Kriskazam]

Skipping the rocks down the kiddie pool

[MeWantCookie51895]

the bloopers were the best part!!!!! hahahahaha!

[farrellvision]

Drop off the kids

[Cortes2EZ]

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

[C4Drequests]

@Cortes2EZ Lol same. xD

[chakramonstersbas]

wipe the shit out of your ass! thats my euphemism :)

[TheAray6]

sending the bile down the nile

[GenB3GenX]

how to look? how to throw a paper? How to kick featuses?

[MissHotPink96]

Dropping the kids off at the pool

[jadebennett101]

How to go to the pool like what to bring what to wear and things like follow the rules. You are so funny you had my cousin who is seven in hesterics he couldn't ihold it in

[bringmemypizza]

1:10 .. wait you don't want that one.. xD

[perrymorrisjr]

Do Podcasts from your mom's closet when podcasting about dumping!

[SuperSherry62]

haha at 3:55

[SalmanWarsi28]

What happened to washing your hands?

[sanjana621]

A friend and I were in the kitchen, and a 3rd friend came into the room. She then said she had to pee. Why she had to come in an announce it, I dont know. I said, "You always need abook to pee?" She said, "I was trying to be polite." From then on, we called #2, "Polite Peeing". I can see it now...

"Polite Peeing - Because Women Never Poop"

[Hheawy]

If there are people nearby while I'm taking a dump, it's their problem, since they probably know there's a bathroom next to them. Besides yodling into the canyon isn't a crime, so fuck that, I can yodle all I want!

[ChikoWhat]

Yourdrobe is pretty soundproof. :D

Awesome for recording

[EPICF4ILURE69]

Lol bronstain im with u on that one. And when your done watching the cosby show goes to the local pool...

[Jewelisrock]

Gifting the porcelain god

[Zooroonies]

y-yeeaahh i'm dumping you. here's a tissue

[TokyoChopSquad]

Bring the brown to the super bowl..... H! like that will ever happen again.

[EmoKing0223]

and dont for get to put all the black kids in the pool

[bronstain27]

i am taking a dump while watching this -- i can now say that I feel fully prepared and confident for the task that lies ahead of me.

[merrellisepic]

remember to cap on the syrup bottle so it doesn't leak

[rileysfisher]

go to my friends house

[kittehlovr2468]

He makes his vids in the closet so u can hear him better.

[31Caity]

Yes. Yes this is inspirational.

[DevilsGoddess420]

If I said "Poop" would you laugh, Ev? I saw a comment somewhere on your vids saying you have a sexy laugh ... After hearing it, maybe a few too many times, I think you do too ;) lol

[LaCrosseTricker]

Putting the turds in my mouth



[crazywaterdrop1]

your hot looking ev

[5icenfire5]

HAHAHA I WAS TOTALLY EATING MY DINNER WHILE WATCHING THIS. THANK GOD FOR TASTEFUL EUPHEMISMS! :D

[ThePro499]

i used to know to take a dump,but then ii toke an arrow to the knee

[baileyizme]

at 2:55 it made me feel like there was a paint brush swiping across my ass, oh the bristley feelings of the small puppy <3 [tastefull euhpemisms:15]

[MrKINGCROWNE]

dropping the cosby kids at the super bowl

[nikesb422]

drop the kids off at the pool

[STOPxHACKERS]

i gotta shit...oh wait.

[JoeBreeVideos]

Hahahahahah I love this

[nfoley40]

oh, I just adore you Ev.

[drowndefacto]

i love how you say "hi, it's ev" <3

[BadJellyman100]

y u make ur vids in the closet?



[bringitongirlfriend1]

if your climbing up a ladder and you see a little splatter... diarhea!!

if your swimming in a pool and you feel something cool... diarhea!!

some people think its gross but its really good on toast... diarhea!!

[lpsanddrawingrocks]

Mine= Don't take a bath in your closet.

[PeacefulAmber]

Wait, ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL??? =P

[MidnightTeaBreak]

@PeacefulAmber Yes, He is.

[bellavampiregirl1]

Why is he in his closet ? o.o

[31saima]

i like how you say peace :3 <3

[supermarioworld04]

take a round trip on the cta brown line

[SillyGayBoy]

Boyfriend next to me went through my ipod pictures and randomly there was a picture of a huge poop in a toilet which really surprised him. For a long time we called going to the bathroom "taking a picture".

[zombiehuntingrocker]

Take the browns to the super bowl

[MrRexiv]

I felt like he was at the end; laughing at each one very tastefully done Ev.

[XxPOOPxNOSExX]

SHIT IN THE CRAPPER!!!!!

[zachdost1234]

tasteful euphamism is make sure the bomb is planted

[sevenout]

Use the bog

make sure there's enough bog roll

[divotpixel67]

How to cut your nails

[MultiRump]

omgomg now i know wut u look like XD

[Laceuptiffany]

Drop a couple a kids off at the pool: taking a dump

[firestorm385]

Ending with a splash

[schladerade]

take the browns to the superbowl

[TheHayesamator]

taking the browns to the superbowl

[TheEmmyson]

HOW TO KILL SOMEONE :]

[lnfinityArts]

BTS FAIL

[canyoufindanenderman]

OH GOD THAT A HUGE MOTOR HOME YOU HAVE THERE

[canyoufindanenderman]

never break up through text because you might want to have sex

[TheFashizals]

All i need is a Motor home a sherifs badge and and chocolate truffles

[CDawg9615]

Why are u sitting in your closet..... EV its ok they took away the dont ask dont tell you can come out buddy.... LOL JK!!

[1800MyMusic]

Cleveland Steamer, 1:23.

xDDDDD

[Makem12]

You gotta push out the baby

[jackbegley1]

hey he's kindu cute im a guy btw (guess what im not gay, im bi)

[H3mia]

is he gay?

[tianang77]

@H3mia

what was your first clue......he openly admitted it.

[MrTacofreako]

take the browns to the super bowl

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[cheneeamoi93]

get the chocolate into the milk!

[alght7]

Tossed salad! lmaooo

[RainbowCondoms10]

:DD im Cuban :3

[theCAMPINGnewb]

i wish i was on the top comment.......

HOW TO EAT

[TheMiyaparis]

@BearGrills14 ur gross wat the!!?

[cosmonautiks]

make sure you flush after cooking your chocolate hot dog...that's the only euphemism I could think of, not sure if it's tasteful

[BearGrills14]

I tried to take a dump today...I think I'm constipated.

[asdfmove1]

Lol

[animefreakb1tch]

1:50 i luaghed my ass off and 2:49

[LegendaryET]

wait...what's he doing in a closet? O_O

[1xXD4N13LXx1]

@LegendaryET quiet place with just the right amount of echo

[xLurycz]

I have to poop, so I've been looking for this vid all day.

[conasabi]

Haha! You, cracking up at the end of this video, was the best!

[yodaisthebestest]

And don't blow a fuse

[GenisisDevineNeNe]

I thought he was going to say the same thing for "How to take a Dump"

"Uhhh yeah,I'm dumping you.Here's a tissue."

[Lennyp4]

You forgot flushing, I hate it when people leave their fudge for me to handle

[PhineasandFerbgirl1]

Tap the sign of appreciation so Ev can stop barking. (Click the like so Ev can stop asking)

[StickeeSoldier]

drop the obama's off at the white house

[Sinister25031]

@StickeeSoldier racist much?!?!?!?!

[ballerman210]

why the hell is he practing in a closet wtf? lol

[Airmaster4771]

Make a video on how to party

[DomJacobsen]

Take the Browns to the Superbowl!

[AustinKeoniThompson]

1:11 ... I died!

[MrGamefan77]

Store your balls in the bucket

[Snowfur134]

ewww thats nastyy man!!!

[Deadcombat]

Is Ev gay?

[Snowfur134]

@Deadcombat i think so lol haha

[MyXboxSpeaks]

drop in the boys off at the pool

[MrNickelCobalt]

Hey, Ev, at the end there, why are you in a closet? I thought you already came out of it.

[rylava]

uhhhh yeah, im dumping you. here's a tissue.

[mizzmeme456]

make sure you wipe all the milk off your mustache TASTEFUL EUPHEMISM: 15

[superfishface101]

Make sure to get all the ashes out of the fire pit.

[cupcake9043]

I laugh like that :D

[exzoticalli]

i just had to straiten my hair now it spells weird and its to late to take a shower until tomarrow

[awesomewok22]

1 i have to poop

2 dropping the browns at the super bowl

3 float the logs down the river

[cynicalsugar1455]

my family uses tossing the black kids in the pool...

[Darksideofsgtpeppers]

I've got to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool

[samby10]

Owesome!

[BiOHDR34MZ]

3:34 Looks like somebody hasn't come out of the closet

[ghastlyspace]

I have the same kind of glasses as you.

[DavidStnl83]

Send the browns to the super bowl

[TuneinBrizzy]

Super sayin, pinch a loaf, mr toilet is hungry, there is a chocolate baer in the pool

[CRAZYSTUDAWG666]

Pinch a Loaf Drop a stool Pump a grumpy Give birth to a brown baby boy Drop the kids off at the pool Blowing colon confetti Colon blow Hershey squirts Lose a few pounds/Drop a few pounds Take a load off my mind Number 2 Lay some logs Send Mr. Hankey down the river/make a mr hankey take a doo doo Butt Nuggets

[4everTrue100]

Fake laughs at the end but enjoyed the cartoon part! ^----^

[sciencenerd111]

this video REALLY helped me....

[SillyGayBoy]

@sciencenerd111 Uhhh no it didn't (help you) you silly doofus :p

[S0UTHTOWN]

Avoid taking an arrow to the knee.

[milliniumlg]

This one is for the holidays: Drop the presents down the chimney. ;)

[MillionDollarGirl44]

@milliniumlg

lol good one. (but disgusting)

[AlecTheGreatest1211]

Why do you not have like a million subscribers?..........oh I know, cause there are some homophobe assholes on the interwebs

[MegaHowdoudo]

taking the browns to the superbowl

[DragonMan9717]

working at the chocalate factory

[SofieTheKitty]

Dropping some chocolate logs inside the bowl

[CantTouchThis1500]

i love you

[TrainerJaz31497]

Playing peek-a-boo with the turtle.

[Thatwasrubish]

Those euphemisms were not particularly tasteful ;)

[TheDucky3100]

1:15

[TheDucky3100]

1:15

[SunshineFan23]

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

[PARCE93]

Drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

[TRRtoday]

droping the kids off at the pool

[maryme4ever]

Yaoi FTW!

[MrMisaelC]

Sending demons back to hell. Lol

[keiannajordan12]

why is he in a closet ?????????

[ShortBusSwaga]

Letting the batmoblie out of it's cave

[AngelXmikey]

Time to birth my mud babies