Johnny Mnemonic Endings

[karlhl]

Now I want to watch Clue!

[DrAllcome5150]

He dies, from what Jane say's later in the books. Her name changes through out the stories and info linking; only revealed in one book. Part of the 'Bridge' series, not 'Virtual Light", the other ones.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

"Goodbye, my...SON." Wow--that is some shitty line delivery. That was a subtle and natural as a drunk elephant driving a semi through a high school.

[Drizzlerman]

This is from the PC game, I used to play it back in the late 90's. Interesting stuff.

[DriftingFeather]

Im so confused, is there more than one of this film? I know the Keanu Reeves one very well and this aint it :-S

[Shadowsmoke11]

Sixth december xD!!!

[Echosofthemind]

This is...a game? I know the movie but never heard of a game. And kudos for using the bits fromthe movie Clue!

[rac19722009]

set sail for epic fail!

[CHAOSBLACKDOOM]

I wish there was a let's play of all the terrible FMV's in your Hell video, but sadly there are not. Love this video though.

[Aerien]

looool so cheesy how the peeps in the background act all hyper in pantomime

[Magnolia296]

I love this movie and think it was really underrated but Keanu Reeves could have shown much better acting. On the other hand Dina Meyer was pretty good.

Why so many people compare this film to Mortal Kombat? Absolutely different movies. Anyway I love them both

[EdCenter]

Hey, looks like you got here you very own "Run Lola Run" Johnny Mnemonic style!

[whiteandornerdy]

How hard is it to work a computer?! Why does he keep blowing up?

[Maniac536]

Actually Spoony did exaggerate. In the game, there are not computers, but actually computer input terminals. These carry electric charges and will instantly kill you if you try to access them, you're told in the manual dont' touch them. However, you can touch them all you want, walk up to a termanal and hit use all you want, it'll likely activate something else in the area and Johnny won't even touch the terminal. However, DOWNLOADING from it will kill you.

[Maniac536]

I'm trying to play the game right now, I just beat it but I was really thurough and didn't get the special secret ending, so how do you get it? I found the letter and kept it, the laserdisk about newark, was able to open up the case in spider's lab, shut off the fuse box in the subway. What else do you have to do?

[M0kuu]

his mother was a MAC and his father was a PC, this is why their love didnt last and they had to breakup/...

[CeruleanFawkes]

Lol. Clue.

[rubino83]

... ... ... Morgan le Fay is Johnny's mother?

[deadsailors]

wow jackie chan got owned. and from the looks of it the black guy did too. btw is his face messed up or is he just uguly

[DeimosSaturn]

I actually like the ending in the game better than in the actual movie.

[mikottaja]

whatta cha? mom?

[CreatorOfBoredom]

Lol, I got the Cluedo -reference.

[ShaolinSKunk]

OMG, what an irrelevant plot twist, the A.I. in the internet is his mom? WTF? Anyway thanks for uploading this, I wanted to see the ending to Johnny Mnemonic as well, even though it has the most retarded plot I've ever seen it was still entertaining to watch.

[dirtyniggeronpcp]

Wait, so someone fucked their computer while they were on the internet and Johnny was created?

[mastersan6]

and he just tumbled out of the CD drive 9 months later.

[RexStrider909]

lol clue

[SpenceDMann]

I bet the after party involved chocolate salty balls.

[ReeperTheSeeker]

Jane is so hot

[korprayer]

jane is hot

[PhantomSavage]

LOL! nice use of the clue movie title thingies.

[americancolt]

chef!

[donpatch27]

so what did you need to do

[elyen1969]

Why does everyone keep saying the video game cinematic clips are from Night Trap? The video game clips are not from Night Trap, they're clips from the game Phantasmagoria.

[SongSephen]

7:30 is night trap

[johnnyjy2k]

shows jus how BAD this thing is ahahaha the robot AI thingys his mom hahahah ohh yerrr who didnt see that one coming

[gydorack]

Even Spoony's extras are AWESOME!!!

[SidNightWalker]

Not your best Spoony..

[gydorack]

You sir fail

[axy1337]

i think i saw the word oral!

[t3hmaniac]

around 5:16. Was that a stripper I just saw?

[TimTheReaper]

boy, you're a bright one.

[dead82]

can you show more scenes of johnny mnemonic?

[lbjb247]

Thanks Spoony. Loved the clue reference- one of my favourite films of all time.

[EbonJackal]

Thanks for showing us how this game turns out in the end. And bonus points for the "Clue: The Movie" reference. =D

Keep at it, Spoony!

[ReeperTheSeeker]

oh come on, the AI was his mom . . . WTF! AT least Jane is hot, she probably is the only reason i play this game. Although i could just look up the actress's name and do an image search. Spoony, you are thee most random game reviewer ever . . . and i salute you!

[dead82]

man....i wish i could see the full game

or atleast more scenes

[AsukaEvangel1on]

3:50 Infinite Deep pockets once again.

[generalwbush]

Spooney, you are a ray of Salvation in a world wihout Hope. I thought God had abandoned us, but I see he sent one of his own to watch over us and deliver us from temptation (to play crap games). For that I am truly grateful. Amen!

[Eisiger]

what

[Speedball57]

I never thought they could make an even cheaper version of Johnny Mnemonic with worse acting, but wow. Amazing.

[lestat2150]

Burn Johnny!!! Burn in hell!!!

[Kennashi]

iono, its a pretty good ending imo.

[Shurike]

Hey spoony nice vid, when ya continueing the FF review's they are hilarious!

[DingusStudley]

Is the dude fighting the fatass with the hat and Repo Man get-up named Craig Bierko, who played Max Baer in the movie Cinderella Man. Looks just like him.

[dead82]

i want to see the chick failed scenes...that will be great if you could show some

[CastlevaniaMoogle]

"Mom?...Mom...Mom!" sounds like a teenager who just woke up and wants something from the store LOL

[Nallkun]

So I guess selling t-shirts in your own honor is the new internet fad now.

[uberwolf420]

Yea alot of people are starting to do that now, I guess it's to make up for all the time they spend on this, that they could be spending finding a job. Whatever, I hope enough people buy his stuff that he keeps making more vids, and dosn't waste his time on a crap public service job.

[SpoonyOne]

So now I'm some kind of sellout because I put a few t-shirts on the site that I thought people might enjoy? Fuck yourself.

[GhostBahamutZERO]

Nallkun has angered the Spoony One

[gf1989]

i am TekkenLord, Lord of Tekken, i will airjuggle your ass :O

xD <3

[AtheistAaron]

Fuck 'em, Spoony. Keep making vids, you are a unique voice on t3h internets.

Night Trap footage FTW.

[Thewilyranger]

Seriously fuck those guys, btw those shirts kick ass, I am going to have to get them, your vids rock man.

[Trevelyan2]

I'm going to buy a nallkun T-shirt. Oh wait, he doesn't have any popularity. OWNED!

[LunicInformer]

@SpoonyOne HAY SELF T-SHIRTS ARE BADASS....HELL ill go sell some of myself too....thanks for inspiration SPOONYONE!!!!!

[Nicpezer]

Nice touch with the bits from Clue in between the endings.

[ConservativeCat]

Geez, Isaac Hayes really sells the "over and out" doesn't he?

[trmblingblustar]

At least this ending isn't obtuse about who Johnny's mother is, unlike the film.

[LeonWgner]

The DVD saysd the woman ghost in the film is johhny mother. It;s shows a clip from his childhood just before hte film ends.

[randomseizures]

I love Clue! It's one of my favorite movies! Mrs. Peacock was a man?!

[shortcut007]

heh :P funny endings :)!crappy game :P

[Zatoimaru]

I'm suprised the PS1 X files game didn't make it into the list... Anyone remember repeatedly hitting the bell at the hotel while the receptionist was at the desk?

[bloodrunsclear]

Was there some kind of wacky Jesus metaphor going on there? 'Everywhere and nowhere' and 'You are my son'. Yikes.

[GhostBahamutZERO]

what a craptacular game

great vid spoony!

[conyo985]

Hmm..Over and out? That's the cheesiest line I heard!

[dudefather]

great stuff, hope you do more FMV hell stuff soon (in depth reviews of space pirates, crime patrol and mad dog mccree would be cool)

[Sakanero]

obese dorks, guys on fire, and cult classics. all you'd ever need for fmvs.

[will7887]

FF8 PLEASE Dood

[someweirdgayguy]

he'll probably release a mega blitz covering the rest of the game soon, that'd be awesome

[ser6Ijvolk]

Spoony,i asked you before and I'll do again: will you consider doing movie reviews on youtube? i mean I've seen how you review in writing and i think that would turn out great.

[Alex15Shinra]

i think he is going through a gameing thing right now am sure he will get to movies soon oh why not join the spoony fan group?

[KaiRaidenX]

well thoughs ending did not make any sense what so ever.......YAY!

[NeoJames82]

Shameless plug-in of your store at the end.....all I can say is Spoony, you are awesome XD

[Napstrpsx]

Shameless plug, but I wouldn't have known about it otherwise...

I'm definitely getting an OMG Teh Satan shirt for myself with some Christmas money. Spoony, you've given me many a good laugh and you deserve some support!

[Xanophalgue]

ZOMG! Clue Inserts!

[ashburn247]

that one guy is from madtv. wtf ftw

[RobotsAreHereNow]

nice

[toasterinthetub]

Now wait a god damn minute. The AI is Johnny's mom? Yeah I guess that makes perfect sense.

[gydorack]

Did you see how happy everyone in the background was? I mean they were dancing and everything. Sure they got a little tired as the scene dragged on, but you could really tell they were celebrating.

[jonskowitz]

Burton FTW!

[Yinepu]

"I'm going home to sleep with my wife." ~ Mr. Green

[Xifihas]

Johnny Mnemonic is probably the stupidest cyberpunk game ever. The guy doesn't even have a cyberdeck for christ sake. Thats why every computer kills him. Jacking in directly melts your brain. You need a cyberdeck to control the data stream. Also, the fight in cyberspace should have had the two guys flying around throwing lightning bolts at eachother or something else other than what they gave us.

[DrFreemanstein]

Love the cards from "Clue" man...priceless....

[stanburdman]

This game should end in the middle. It should be a cut scene of Timothy Olyphant talking with the director of "Dead Wood" and leaving the production set of this game.

[ginkgonk122]

Haha awesome!!

[glennrolek]

what movie was that in the end going in fastforward with the music?

[Napstrpsx]

If it's the clips I think you're talking about, it's a game called Night Trap.

[Moterola]

Yeah, It's night trap. I've got the best scene from it uploaded into my account.

[ZarniwoopVannHarl]

Wasn't this a movie?

[resident4thunder]

lol that ending always cracks me up

"do it johnny!"

*tries a swith, big explosion*

"aw what the fuck!"

[Predunter]

lol @video info xD

[Gutbuster76]

Oh god that was the worst acting I've seen in a long time, including the "you ok lady" from armake's the ring review.

[webjunkpoop]

I thought that guy's head was going to explode like Scanners when Johnny downloaded everything in his head!

Anyway, keep up the good work man!

[Demonfox38]

Lol! Night Trap! There was a strange game.

Great Clue edits/final parody.

[vicviper592]

Someone must of like the movie Clue.

[hifimonkeykong]

so wonderfully bad

[MICROmor]

I also wanted to know the ending, good idea.

[DamitaJo79]

I so hated this game.

[Floofiechan]

AAHHHH -explosion, keeps screaming while exploding- XD

[NikitaLion]

THAT

was retarded

[mygirlhiro]

thanks for the ending!!!

i can't wait for your next video(^-^)

by the way do you think johnny and chef still hang out??

[epro1]

no chef died remember, mauled to death by lions and bears and other things

[mygirlhiro]

oh yeah!!and he came back as darth chef or something like that

[ithinkino]

looks like a dream i had lol

[MokomaSusi]

Great actors.

[warterra]

and what great games :)

[Tvixer]

lawl

[codename36]

Clue!