Good lord...I, I...used to watch this. I willingly sat down, and watched a cartoon based on the Q-Bert video game, on a weekly basis. And paid attention! God help me, *I paid attention!* What the hell was WRONG with us, back in the 80's!?
I used to watch this Q*bert show here in Spain (although I barely remember it), so amazingly this thing has crossed the ocean. On the other hand, we used to receive every USA cartoon show, the good and the crappy ones.
This is basically ridiculous in every sense of the word. They seriously gave an entire cartoon show to a video game character who jumps on blocks to change their appearance. I mean come on.
I've never understood the whole "sand kicked at you on the beach" thing. Isn't going to the beach an inherently sandifying experience? 'side, you walk to the water a couple feet away and it's all good.
@BATCHARRO Its based on Charles Atlas, the guy who invented the dynamic tensions workout. He said he used to be a 90something pound weakling til he got sand kicked in his face by a beach bully, then he gets pissed and works out til hes insanely buff and he went back to the beach and kicked the beach bully's ass. It was really just an advertisement from the backs of comic books that he used to sell his work-out shit.
Isn't youtube simply amazing? On a whim and faint memory I find my way to a cartoon I haven't seen since i was 5-6 years old. Prior to today, I only had some brief internet write-ups, a few screenshots and faded memories (and a few ads in old 1980's comics) that showed that this series did exist. Thank you for the upload!
@jamestanzra No. That was someone named Billy Bowles. Among other things, this was a Californian based voice cast. Captain N, while Frank Welker joined as Gameboy in the second season was a Canadian based voice cast. Captain N was played by matt Hill, who incidentally plays Ed of Ed Edd n' Eddy.
I can remember watching every episode of this cartoon. Todays cartoons dont hold a candle to the cartoons from the 80's. We need to rewind time and go bac to the 80's.
very silly cartoon...the only thing it has in common with the game is the way Q*bert "curses" at 1:14. my favorite episode was the one where they made their own music video: the snake, Coily, tried to sabotage it and became part of it instead! the kicker: the music they used was MJ's "beat it"!
Why the hell do people make cartoons out of everything? The game was a simple arcade platformer and had surprising dialogue but also added humor to the game. And this? A stupid Saturday morning cartoon that only lasted for 2 seasons.
1:14 lmao Q*Bert cussed. I always loved that in the game. It was almost like the program writers knew kids were cussing at the game so they made a character that would cuss with them. Q8Bert is classic gaming at it's best.
Oh geez. valleyspeak for the q-chicks... making cartoons out of video games... as a kid of the time, I thought it was just as embarrassing back then too. Where was Wile E Coyote when we needed him... probably getting it on with Fritz the cat, but I wouldn't know about that.
sorry, but I wasn't around when that song was new either, but the song is still around.
It's still around as far as I know if they still have youtube and itunes you will know that it's still around.
but anyways I am hoping you are not muting the volume each time you come back and reply because you said yourself that this video makes you want to kill yourself and maybe this time around you actually will pull the trigger or tie the noose this time.
i said it makes me feel like killing myself, anyways, you need to grow up, but youre just a kid, i saw your comment, you were looking for an actual episode of qbert, and youtube could suspend your fake account for a month or longer, so this is the last time i waste my time on you, so go ahead and call me more childish names.
Q*BERT IS A COWARD
kurabunoyama 1 week ago
I prefer DJ Q-bert. Check out his amazing animated movie 'Wavetwisters'.
funkateer17 1 month ago
Guess he does cuss in this.
VTwinty 1 month ago
you can make a tv series about EVERY game it seems
wait, what did she say? 0:50
"i need to really fuck these surfer dudes"
Sercil00 1 month ago
@Sercil00 "...and meet these really foxy surfer dudes"
fjgarcia3 1 month ago
@fjgarcia3 xD makes sense
i'm spoiled
Sercil00 1 month ago
That is weird and very dated.
shibumi8 1 month ago
Do not believe in the false Q-bert. The real Q-bert has no arms.
mclockwork777 2 months ago 2
Damn it's been awhile since I seen this!!
salpi23 3 months ago
TIME PARADOX!
Exccentrous1 3 months ago
I used to watch the shit out of this.
gravitywheel 3 months ago
Worst intro ever
sgtguy1 4 months ago
Kinda interesting, really.
Bioniclefan45 5 months ago
queer bert
terrasidius 5 months ago
that purple bitch is such a slut
Planetaryy 6 months ago
So was Q-bert was the Foz?
Katamariandme 6 months ago
Snorks?
eshqeshqeshq 6 months ago 4
Good lord...I, I...used to watch this. I willingly sat down, and watched a cartoon based on the Q-Bert video game, on a weekly basis. And paid attention! God help me, *I paid attention!* What the hell was WRONG with us, back in the 80's!?
I think I need to go lie down...
kiyyik 6 months ago 3
More like Q*ueef.
AkuSan10 6 months ago
@AkuSan10 I was thinking the same thing. That was an unfortunate choice of titles.
tinaUNDAcova 6 months ago
WTF?
FemmeNevrotique 6 months ago
Oh god! My brain! AHHHHHH
andrewh23 6 months ago
WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT.
piemanfireninja 6 months ago 5
What in the fuck
SullySadface 6 months ago
Why does the nose look like an orifice for Qbert sex?
tazereli 6 months ago
wow, just wow....
Inspectornills 6 months ago
Why the hell would they make this?!
Hwarming 6 months ago
Is it just me or does the music seem strangely loud? It's like they knew they had to block out the voices somehow....
1mcahill 6 months ago
That Q*bert had such a potty-mouth.
RaiohTheHunter 6 months ago
wut.
junitatheangel1 6 months ago
It was a better time then.
AliceOfPorcelain 6 months ago
Thumbs up if Cracked led you here.
ShaneMacgowanFan93 6 months ago 218
@ShaneMacgowanFan93 or just plain crack lol
TheEhce 6 months ago 5
@ShaneMacgowanFan93: Haha sure did. I didn't know there was a crappy cartoon adaptation.
vhayste 6 months ago
I used to watch this Q*bert show here in Spain (although I barely remember it), so amazingly this thing has crossed the ocean. On the other hand, we used to receive every USA cartoon show, the good and the crappy ones.
NobTetsujin 6 months ago
@ShaneMacgowanFan93 Thumbs up if you're sick of these kinds of comments from videos featured on CRACKED.
ferretyluv 6 months ago
at least they got the cursing in.
HOLLA if yer here from cracked
nikolai1uno 6 months ago 6
@nikolai1uno holla
EnemyToad 6 months ago
The only way I can figure to pronounce the title of this episode sounds dangerously close to "Queef".
CormacCamus 6 months ago 2
queef's up
thatoneflamingguy 6 months ago
This is basically ridiculous in every sense of the word. They seriously gave an entire cartoon show to a video game character who jumps on blocks to change their appearance. I mean come on.
vaibanez17 6 months ago
I want to murder Q*bert's valspeak-talking girlfriend.
iAREanthonyyy 6 months ago 2
Cracktists: We DO recognize one another in the liquor store before church.
rubino83 6 months ago 2
good thing i wasnt alive when this show was out x_x
iAREanthonyyy 6 months ago
Nosejobs, nosejobs everywhere.
Pakalicious133 6 months ago 4
why
ElNingyou 6 months ago 3
They took a trip to "Kawaii?!"
Oh no, they'll never survive!
Yurtablemoron 6 months ago 2
I just love how when a video is featured on Cracked.com, you can see the Cracked army in force.
CthomasMega 6 months ago 5
@CthomasMega lol i know right! Cracked Marine Corps. we all recognize each other on youtube videos
iAREanthonyyy 6 months ago
I will never play Q*bert again.
bdoherty44 6 months ago 2
Cracked Magazine. That is all.
wlenno1992 6 months ago 3
where's the rest?
zevex747 6 months ago
That show made it to the 2nd season?
midsummerssun 6 months ago 25
Thumbs up for Cracked.com.
CrapTurret94 6 months ago 3
When the purple one says "Meet some foxy surfers" it REALLY sounds like she's going to f*** some surfers".
Dezrustrian 6 months ago 3
Did she just say she wants to "fuck" some surfer dude? My God, the 80s were screwed up.
Rosebunse 6 months ago 4
She wants to fuck some surfers dudes. Q-BERT! Wah Wah Wahhhhhhh! XD
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SillyLitleGirl 6 months ago
I've never understood the whole "sand kicked at you on the beach" thing. Isn't going to the beach an inherently sandifying experience? 'side, you walk to the water a couple feet away and it's all good.
BATCHARRO 6 months ago
@BATCHARRO Its based on Charles Atlas, the guy who invented the dynamic tensions workout. He said he used to be a 90something pound weakling til he got sand kicked in his face by a beach bully, then he gets pissed and works out til hes insanely buff and he went back to the beach and kicked the beach bully's ass. It was really just an advertisement from the backs of comic books that he used to sell his work-out shit.
grufeetywy 6 months ago
Cracked me up.
Humppatunkki 6 months ago
Some of those things have breasts. One of them sounds like an evil Michaelangelo.
MrBuch169169 6 months ago
cracked. but watched the whole unfortunate video.. unfortunately.
TheMartinemoore 6 months ago
Q-Bert sounds like Gaw from Popful Mail
Pelcurus 6 months ago
0:44 - 'Like, right - now I can calmy turn the awesome cans, and we can really f**k these surfer dudes.'
I swear to god she really says that...
asilosmagdaful 6 months ago 6
@asilosmagdaful
Seriously, I thought she said "fuck these surfer dudes" too...
During 1:03 when she said "I think you THOUGHT too soon" sounded like "I think you FUCKED too soon".
hanchiman 6 months ago 3
This cartoon... is AWESOME!
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weaver900 6 months ago 130
D'AWWW WHERE'S THE REST?!!
whammy850 6 months ago
I will never forget this cartoon. The fact that i was only 7 or 8 I was like " he is cursing his ass off" like at 1:14 lol.
MAYORofDEBONAIR 7 months ago
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0:51 what a ho
RhinoStompin 7 months ago
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RhinoStompin 7 months ago
1:13 excellent
sergeant16bit 8 months ago
Isn't youtube simply amazing? On a whim and faint memory I find my way to a cartoon I haven't seen since i was 5-6 years old. Prior to today, I only had some brief internet write-ups, a few screenshots and faded memories (and a few ads in old 1980's comics) that showed that this series did exist. Thank you for the upload!
Prionic77 9 months ago 2
CHALE
can't believe I watched this hahahaha
yutubero 11 months ago
god i remember watching this back in the days coolXD
techromancer1 1 year ago
Oh Lord,I had forgotten Q-Bert had a cartoon...
SardaukarPrime 1 year ago
I don't remember this one and I grew up in the 80s!
crypter27 1 year ago
@crypter27 I'm with you, it only very vaguely looks familiar but I honestly don't remember this one either.
Ryokosha 7 months ago
@Ryokosha Thanks,it must of been really short lived?
crypter27 7 months ago
And... it has NOTHING to do with the game!
super58173 1 year ago
Hmm.. Yeah. As bad as I expected it to be.
qopha 1 year ago
Am I the only one that has no fucking idea how to pronounce the title of this episode?
TB4000 1 year ago 5
@TB4000 kwerf's up, kyew-urf's up (i honestly go with the second pronounciation)
angelpichu1 1 year ago
Activision had all the cartoons...
MzMeanE 1 year ago
haha Q*bert has a has a swearing problem
luap5675 1 year ago
@luap5675 Yes he dose. So did Fowlmouth from Tiny Toons. I seen the Pac-Man cartoon but I never knew Qbert had his own show
MrJoshbumstead 1 year ago
Isn't QBert the voice of Captain N?
jamestanzra 1 year ago
@jamestanzra No. That was someone named Billy Bowles. Among other things, this was a Californian based voice cast. Captain N, while Frank Welker joined as Gameboy in the second season was a Canadian based voice cast. Captain N was played by matt Hill, who incidentally plays Ed of Ed Edd n' Eddy.
mightyfilm 1 year ago
so there living in q-earth or something
thesailormercury1 1 year ago
@$&#! I didn't know Q*bert had his own show :O
Romnia007 1 year ago 66
@Romnia007 I was happy never knowing that either.
AramanthOfMari 6 months ago
@Romnia007 So did the Rubics Cube. My brain just melted while typing that.
KainDrake 6 months ago
@KainDrake I remember the Rubik's Cube one. I definitely do NOT remember this.
archer1949 5 months ago
wow this something i had forgotton about untill now .ahh the good ole days when saturday morning belogned to kids
paulgoff18 1 year ago
1:12 All I can say is, "@!#?@!"
aqdrobert 1 year ago
whoa that qbert sounds wierd if i were the producer i would of made qbert a mute
TheDoopliss2 1 year ago
@!#?@!
LemonatoR32 1 year ago
1:14 QBERT JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED
thepoopsniff 1 year ago 2
cool cgi sucks this is better
5tonyvvvv 1 year ago
O_O this is from satan
ProtoMario 1 year ago
Damn I must really missed out on every cartoon I've ever wanted to see that's so insane.
rokhamdagamer81 1 year ago
I can remember watching every episode of this cartoon. Todays cartoons dont hold a candle to the cartoons from the 80's. We need to rewind time and go bac to the 80's.
willy7369 1 year ago
very silly cartoon...the only thing it has in common with the game is the way Q*bert "curses" at 1:14. my favorite episode was the one where they made their own music video: the snake, Coily, tried to sabotage it and became part of it instead! the kicker: the music they used was MJ's "beat it"!
ericb31 1 year ago
Wait, what did she say at 0:52?
Whatever, I can't stand this anymore. They talk as slow as a slug moving while carrying 30 lb weights. Did they just wake up or something?
projectTEEN123 1 year ago
Why the hell do people make cartoons out of everything? The game was a simple arcade platformer and had surprising dialogue but also added humor to the game. And this? A stupid Saturday morning cartoon that only lasted for 2 seasons.
projectTEEN123 1 year ago 4
0:10 A cavepeople/dinosaurs episode? That's funny, because the company that made Q*Bert also made a game/pinball about a caveman and dinosaurs
MarioZone69 1 year ago
1:14 lmao Q*Bert cussed. I always loved that in the game. It was almost like the program writers knew kids were cussing at the game so they made a character that would cuss with them. Q8Bert is classic gaming at it's best.
arachknight1979 2 years ago
omg i so remember seeing this on television. damn im old lol.
jamiejamz07 2 years ago
@jamiejamz07 That makes both of us, we're the same age.
suspekt29 1 year ago
Oh geez. valleyspeak for the q-chicks... making cartoons out of video games... as a kid of the time, I thought it was just as embarrassing back then too. Where was Wile E Coyote when we needed him... probably getting it on with Fritz the cat, but I wouldn't know about that.
HypnoToad72 2 years ago
this video fucking sucks. the point in posting it and having it cut off 2 minutes and 46 seconds into it?
nice to see the new opening but if that was your point then don't tease the fucking viewers in think that it is a full episode you dope
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
Hey-great quality! Thanks for posting!
dholmlund 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
when i hear this kind of music, i feel like killing myself, kinda wierd...
sexyslimgoody1779 2 years ago
Dude, I'm the same way! it kind of activates the embarrassment circuit somewhere in my skull, and I sort of silently rage.
ddaynyc 2 years ago
man......
you won't kill yourself or did you already?
I will know when you reply back to me.
I'm hoping you blew your mushy brains to a pulp but we'll see.
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
was my last comment so bad that you had to reply with an ever worse one?
sexyslimgoody1779 2 years ago
OH MAN!
I was hoping you blew your mushy brains out to a pulp.
Oh Well....
The Rolling Stones sung about you can't always get what you want.
You know that song?
This is one of those moments.
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
sorry, wasnt around when the stone wrote that song
sexyslimgoody1779 2 years ago 9
sorry, but I wasn't around when that song was new either, but the song is still around.
It's still around as far as I know if they still have youtube and itunes you will know that it's still around.
but anyways I am hoping you are not muting the volume each time you come back and reply because you said yourself that this video makes you want to kill yourself and maybe this time around you actually will pull the trigger or tie the noose this time.
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
dont worry, i do, and i can easily report you for your comments fyi
sexyslimgoody1779 2 years ago
actually i was worrying that you might mute it.
and youtube will do what?
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
And also you were the one who said you felt like killing yourself listening to this.
i don't think that's a cool joke so I don't see how I can get in trouble when you made a sick joke too you fuck face
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
i said it makes me feel like killing myself, anyways, you need to grow up, but youre just a kid, i saw your comment, you were looking for an actual episode of qbert, and youtube could suspend your fake account for a month or longer, so this is the last time i waste my time on you, so go ahead and call me more childish names.
sexyslimgoody1779 2 years ago
You shouldn't waste your time. I can easily get an account. I can sign up at a local coffee shop if I have too retard-o.
You are right i was looking for an actual episode of Q*Bert..Are you wanting cookies for that information? Now Bye Bye Dope.
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
Please post part 2...
Pikachuiscool 2 years ago
Hi, I was wondering if you'd like to trade? You have some amazing cartoons. Especially the Saturday Supercade shows. Where did you get them from?
56thAlbanyProd 2 years ago
did they reply to you on where they got them from?
i doubt it because they are rare and tehy probable want to keep the FULL episodes to themselves and not share,
TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago