the "pooter" user review

[dmfxs]

RIP DIME!!

[dmfxs]

Also, Nice ink!

[dmfxs]

Pantera in the background? HELL YES!

[BAdboy97271]

i used it in the elevator at embassy suites funniest thing ever

[FirstPersonShitter]

just download fart sounds on your cellphone no need for 10 dollars

[burritomaster1245]

wanna know y it doesnt work for you because you suck

[jesuislepluscool]

YOOO please tell me what's the song at 4:20 :O! Pleasse

Btw nice sounds :P you should definitely do some prank videos.

[alfordables]

Hey bud I thought the exact same when I first got mine but, with a bit of practice I had it mine down packed in just over a day I can replicate any sound jack makes no problem my secret is I put a fair bit of vasoline insed it and when ever you need to use it ya just squeeze it and a little bit of vaso comes out and anyone can get it really good with the vaso. But the down fall my first one the rubber at the top cracked in the first 2 days and the second cracked at the top of the rubber and the

[valon18]

jackvale is a douche he's selling u a product for 18 dollars for a single one, while having someone in china make it and shipping it to to him for less than a dollar a piece... u can get 'le tooter' for 5 bucks a piece approx. on ebay. have a good day :)

[jrodthegreat1]

@valon18 you realize its only 9.95 or somthin...you sure showed him...asshole

[andresway420]

Thanks kiddo. I appreciate your opinion. I would also appreciate it if you could spell.

[lol8this8is8fun]

lol you suck with it

[ThatSkaterKid1495]

I can do mine extremely well, I would say almost as well as Jack but that would sound cocky, haha.

[lol8this8is8fun]

@ThatSkaterKid1495 same, my just broke yesterday, the top is falling off.. i gotta get a new one, ive had it for 2 years and im amazing with it

[andresway420]

yeah mine sucks too. he definately added the sounds in his vids......i just got it and i better gets some farts soon or im getting my cash back

[jesselrlTV]

@andresway420 no he didnt ur just jealouse 

[famasG24eva]

He IS the one who invented it so he can probably can make the noise better than anyone. Really his videos aren't edited.

[char680]

how long do they last

[ITouchOldNuts]

i live in long island and i just ordered one..... when will it come

[tylerwright118]

what song in background?

[Xarmy187]

@tylerwright118 Pantera - Broken

[tylerwright118]

@Xarmy187 thanks



[tylerwright118]

@Xarmy187 i cant find the bit at 0:15 when i listen to broken

[Xarmy187]

@tylerwright118 sorry, the song is "becoming" not "broken"

[knds71]

@Xarmy187 do you think it beaks easily

[Xarmy187]

@knds71 beaks?

[knds71]

@Xarmy187 sorry. meant breaks. does it break easily

[Xarmy187]

@knds71 Not in my experience no.

[knds71]

@Xarmy187 alright, thnks man

[J1988A]

Your pooter is different from mines...?...

Did you bought yours from Jack Vale, did it came in a lime green blastic package with a pic of Jack Vale on it? I bought mines on Ebay from Jack himself he autographed it..

[Xarmy187]

@J1988A I bought mine from his online store quite a while ago, its been about two and a half years.

[brett19971]

i thought u had to wet that part of ur hand it works better

[PRzuki]

I doubt you know Jack Vale.

[hindikoalamilalagay]

just fucking do it already

[spitty3d]

@hindikoalamilalagay lol was saying the same thing

[iceblu121]

try wetting ur had a little bit or even blowing hot air from ur mouth to your palm i mastered it in 2 hours bro i get mine sound just like vales trust me jackvale isnt doing any trick work to get the sounds he gets its simple

[dynaflow74]

If you add a little water to the surface of your hand, the fart sound will be really cool and - of course - somehow wet.

[KugelSchwindler]

To anyone watching this that's having trouble, you might want to try switching hands. I find a lot of people have more success with it when using it with their weaker hand. Just something I've noticed that hasn't really been mentioned yet. Chap stick is good too. Good luck!

[5hundie]

the pooter tooter is much easier to use and is WAY more durable. I like Jack much better but the pooter is not as good as the Pooter Tooter. Chap stick makes a HUGE difference!!

[warhead502]

you need practice with the pooter i ordered one yesterday

[heavy71chevy]

man thats a rad tower man..is it custom?

[Xarmy187]

@heavy71chevy the computer was custom put together, but the case itself is just a aftermarket computer case. Its a antec 900 case. the lit up fan's really make it look cool :)

[tibbracing1]

you should of ripped a real one to show the difference

[Xarmy187]

@tibbracing1 lol, ill remember to do that if I make another video :)

[OzzyDave6969]

you can buy them in oz for like $2. dollars

[440restsux]

@OzzyDave6969 where is oz?

[McMicka13]

I like your background song :) "Becoming" by Pantera. Nice video :)

[paulblartjr]

nice vid i couldnt make a single sound when i first got mine

[karzwell]

Yeah, I am willing to bet they just dub some good poot sounds into the video so it works perfectly every time

Still, kickass little gadget...

[karzwell]

My Pooter finally got here! It was only 2 weeks but it felt like an eternity.. Watching the Pooter episodes, I was thinking to myself, I wouldnt be able to keep a straight face like Jack... but now that I have it, when I Poot, I am really concentrating on the feel and the positioning that I almost ignore my surroundings and the fact that I'm doing something sooo goofy... k, I'm heasded to the mall!

[karzwell]

@karzwell

Also, I found a video about someone who said the hard cap fell off, so before that happens, I just wrapped it once in electrical tape....

POOT* POOT*

[Azzmanuel23]

Chapstick around the hole gives it bass... if its dry, it qweefs...

[Xarmy187]

@Azzmanuel23 I might have to try chapstick, ive tried hand loton, and it sounds the same.

[HaroBMX907]

Love the pantera in the background, and then the breaking benjamin half way through the vid.

[luckylarudy]

Dude, come on, you had it going perfect a few times!

[funnyjoey1986]

ive just bought one, it really hard to get good sounds. took me a few weeks to get used to it. How does jack vale record the sound when he is out pooting on people?

[morgothaod]

he has a microphone on him

[sedargo77]

@funnyjoey1986 microphone?

[laypoole123]

i ordered one about 2 days ago and havnt got it yet

[chocalatecocoloco2]

hey how long did your pooter take to get to ur house??

[Xarmy187]

i think about a week?

[jon316101]

is it worth every penny??

[Xarmy187]

Like I said in the video it seems worth the money.

If you do plan on using it for prank's, then yea, go ahead and get it.

Mine hasn't ever left the house, and ive tricked our dog's and my girlfriend a few time's but other then that it really hasn't been worth it to me :/

[nattsurfaren]

Still waiting for a public pooter video. Need one really bad.

[jj941020]

whats the song in the back ground

[Xarmy187]

Pantera - broken

[313foxbody420]

first person to view "pooter." how much it sell for

[Xarmy187]

it's $10 with $5 shipping.

its a little fart noise maker to mess with people. pratical jokes and such.

look for a guy "jack vale" on here. he invented it and is making huge bucks off it.

[Skankpronger]

i hardly doubt he is making huge bucks off that thing, but anyways try putting sum vaseline on the end of it and see if you can get any better results out of it

[Xarmy187]

Well I base it off the fact it probably cost $3 to make, so he is making over 3 times that in profit. I bought one after only watching a few video's of his, and really have never used it. So im sure plenty of ppl have done the same.

Im not saying he is making millions, but I bet he makes a decent amount.

thank's for the advice. I haven't touched the pooter sence this video I think, but ill remember that in the future. Id like to pull some pranks with it eventuly.

[sedargo77]

@Xarmy187 can i have it?