The Drunken Dead Guy Trailer

[GLICKTON]

what a load of shite

[IndieWeird]

Ha. Didn't expect to see Tina Krause.

[petethefatso]

Cheep as it may be it still was the funniest movie I have ever seen!

[thebizchazlien]

Ha!ha! This movie looks totally cool, ridiculous and fun! I definitly have gotta get this in my collection! Kudos too the folks behind this flick!

[drunk3director]

And MAJOR KUDOS TO YOU, my Bizarre Alien friend for purchasing the DDG DVD!

[drunk3director]

Is that a German SPAM message? "Cam Ze Home Fraulein!"

[drunk3director]

On top of that, some comments don't get shown at all unless you click on the "view all comments". Very enjoyable.

[triciakitty]

All Hail YouTube and it's enjoyable slownesses! hahaa! It's so enjoyable I think I'll beat my head into the wall while enjoying it's slowitude...yep...sounds GREAT! hahaaa!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Slowitude is an excellent word! And Youtube needs more bandwidth

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I know

[drunk3director]

I like when youtube doesn't show updated comments for a few minutes. Very enjoyable.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I was in the special Olympics!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

This loser sucks midget web cam monkey's asses

[drunk3director]

Hooray! It has been UPDATED.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Yu sur sng petee

[drunk3director]

Again with webcam girls. I only want midget webcam girls.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

You sick bastard

[drunk3director]

Midget webcam girls with GIANT asses. That's what I want.

[drunk3director]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[triciakitty]

Ok...I'm out for now. It's almost time for me to leave this place for home...YAY! Bye DDG wherever you are...in the ground? At a bar? Hangin' with the hot lettuce eaters?

[drunk3director]

He's probably chasing illegals away from his crypt so he can sleep.

[triciakitty]

Great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts

Mutilated monkeys made it

teeny weeny birdy feet

good enough for you to eat

Me without a spooooon!

[drunk3director]

That started off from Caddyshack and ended up someplace in Tricia's mind.

[triciakitty]

Gor is gone forever...sigh...I'm gonna' go smoke.

[triciakitty]

I meant POWER point...heheh poer...

[triciakitty]

Eventhough I'd rather have my legs gnawed off by a rabid midget than do poer point!

[drunk3director]

My midgets get their yearly shots.

[triciakitty]

That's good...always keep your midgets healthy...if not they will steal your breath in your sleep...

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I didn't do too good, but I was there!!! :-/

[triciakitty]

DDG- Hey- that's alright! You did pop in and say hello. I mean your hours are all weird so you probably needed to retire to the relaxing moistness of your grave for a minute...heheh

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Yes and can I returned home to my crypt mrs. dead guy had a wonderful dinner waiting. Turkey with Grave-ie

[triciakitty]

Cool! You know- If i ever leave this place I could get paid earth monies for doing Power Point! heheh I'm getting pretty good at it! thpppt!

[eire138]

yes

[triciakitty]

So are you gonna let me edit outakes?

[eire138]

he's already lukewarm, it wouldn't take much..

[triciakitty]

Especially if we put him in a trash can with a midget angel guy...

[triciakitty]

We should force feed Kitty lettuce...then we'd have a hot cat. We could make tens of dollars with a hot cat.

[drunk3director]

Oops, you are already talking cats. Never mind.

[triciakitty]

oh...well the image of you force feeding me lettuce is kinda funny...heheh

[drunk3director]

Through a syrings like I used to do when my old cat was sick.

[triciakitty]

True you say? You mean the lettuce? So are you gonna' start force feeding me lettuce so you can have a hot wife? hahaa!

[eire138]

true

[triciakitty]

Yeah the midget in the trash can is great! AS\nd according to John, I can be hot too if I eat lettuce...neat!

[drunk3director]

Now that is a minefield question. I can say "Who says you're NOT hot already" while Gor may not like such smooth compliments to his zombifying significant other.

Either way, be careful. Kristin ate lettuce and grew large rabbit boobies!

[triciakitty]

I already have large boobies...hahaha! I should stay away from lettuce then. My back can't handle any bigger! And I'm not REALLY a midget. I'm 5'1"- my nickname is Midget...heheh

[drunk3director]

I know, I saw the "Turn the corner video". :|

I figured out the best answer to the minefield question. "Yeah, you are already hot. That is why you have a cool hepcat husband like Gor!"

Phew! Glad I got through that.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I was in the Special Olympics

[triciakitty]

Arg! I hate those spam boxes! I mean after you fill a couple of them out it should know you're not a bot!

[drunk3director]

Yeah, youtube doesn't want conversations on the comments. Not sure why.

[eire138]

he liked it, esp. the midget in the trashcan and the hot girls.

[drunk3director]

This is no joke. That midget has a job driving a tow truck! That is why I know him. When I used to go to that garage on my lunch hour, sometimes he gave me a ride back to work. I expected a unicycle or something, but he drives a tow truck. LOL And when it is parked and he is cleaning it, he climbs all over it like a gremlin. LOL

[eire138]

maybe, we'll see

[triciakitty]

So you let Al watch this video? He had to love it, right? I mean he's a drunken live guy...

[triciakitty]

Hopefully Al will still be there when i get home...tell him he HAS to stay!

[triciakitty]

Sorry- I had to write a check for sheet metal...I'm back though- obviously

[drunk3director]

I wrote a check for 10 pounds of rubber, but it bounced.

[eire138]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[triciakitty]

I hate you! You get to drink Guinni with Al and I am stuck hre doing supertitles on power point? Thppppt!

[eire138]

Al says "shush midget! We are trying to drink Guinness!"

[drunk3director]

Tricia is a midget? Does she live in garbage cans like my friend Tattoo?

[eire138]

no, I keep her under the bed...

[drunk3director]

Less smelly there.

[triciakitty]

Well, DDG- I can special make ya' one...but the platypi are onry this time of day...it'll cost you extra...heheh

[triciakitty]

Al is over, Gor? Tell him I say hello and whatnot...

[triciakitty]

Gor made me order him a sub from work because his phone died...

[triciakitty]

Platypus salad sub...

[eire138]

yes, sub good, had to show Al the video..

[triciakitty]

Did you get your sub? The guy called me because he couldn't find our apartment...heheh

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Egg salad sub?

[drunk3director]

That was MY sub.Gor hads it now? It must be bad. That was June 2004!

[triciakitty]

Hi Gor! He may not be awake still...Hello?

[thedrunkendeadguy]

He is awake but he is about to go on voice chat with a friend

[eire138]

graveyard shift? that's horrible!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

No it suits me well

[triciakitty]

I sent a message to Gor...So you work the graveyard shift? How appropriate! haha!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

hahahahah I never thought of that lol

[triciakitty]

Hello? Are you still awake?

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Dead people don't sleep

[drunk3director]

Have to go to my crappy day job now. :(

I won't be back on until tonight. Byes.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

At the zoo there there is a sign that says "Do not feed the animals". What does the government do? They feed the the animals.

[drunk3director]

Your roommate was talking that stuff again?

That was a good ad-lib you did in the new movie. The camera barely picked it up because you spoke so low. Lloyd was right! You guys suck!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

well subtleties are my trademark

[drunk3director]

Speaking too quietly is your trademark, and the microphone doesn't pick up your trademark.

[drunk3director]

"The Drunken Dead Guy" DVD is available at the website shown on the bottom of the trailer.

[drunk3director]

I'm going to try to raise money for Giuliani's campaign by asking for donations from all his ex-wives.

[triciakitty]

Hahaa! Drunkdirector- that would be funny! All of their money IS his money to begin with...Brilliant! hahaaa!

[drunk3director]

Probably cam girls spammers.

[drunk3director]

What business would want to track the visitors to their sites and the comments they leave?

[drunk3director]

I don't think the software works except on your own comments.

[drunk3director]

Comprehensive real-time visitor reports would help us track the comments we are leaving on our own video!

[drunk3director]

Search on "Ivy and Dahlia" and you will be on Tricia's video. Use a different window so we still comment here.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

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[drunk3director]

I don't share.

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[drunk3director]

We need that to keep track of our own comments.

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[drunk3director]

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[triciakitty]

Speaking of keywords, you guys could get more views if you add tags like Paris Hilton and Evil. Seriously! We even add "kittens" and rainbows...people look that shit up all the time. I laugh because I imagine someone typing in "kittens" and up pops one of our videos. They have to watch because they are wondering what the hell that video is doing under "kittens"...hahahaa! Imagine DDG popping up when someone types in "Rainbows" hahaha! Awesome!

[drunk3director]

I was telling Tom that he has to put "zombies" as a keyword. Paris Hilton is a good one! Thanks.

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[drunk3director]

Glad you got a nice email for CEO software.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

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[drunk3director]

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[thedrunkendeadguy]

Those organs are dis-organized

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[thedrunkendeadguy]

It's a good knife

[drunk3director]

I have to find Tricia's Youtube video.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

It's a good video

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I have this knife

[drunk3director]

We should leave comments on Tricia's video too.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I am almost burned out on this

[triciakitty]

THANK YOU!!!!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

No thank you :)

[triciakitty]

Mornin' DDG! I told John I would chat with you guys here when I get to work...Yep...I'm gonna' be late! You guys are too much fun!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Especially me <------------ :)

[thedrunkendeadguy]

JG uses one finger......on everything

[drunk3director]

LOL I was sending a message to Tricia, you dumbass.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Who you calling a dumbass

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I can type close to 60wpm

[triciakitty]

DDG- 60wpm is damn good for a dead guy drunk on entrails and liquor drinks!

[drunk3director]

DDG isn't a flesh eating zombie. He only drinks. Zombie Bill Hinzman is the one who eats entrails, but in DDG he has been eating road kill lately.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I am a faster typist

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Just buy the movie already

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Comments are good for you

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I miss Lola

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Isn't is a lovely evening?

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I don't think it is counting our comments

[drunk3director]

YOUTUBE IS SLOW. Tricia told me this already.

It takes a while to count. I don't know if it ios hours or a day.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Yes but look what your brother did to the door!

[drunk3director]

LEt me see if Tricia is on MYSPACE! Her and her husband will jopin us!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Go get her

[drunk3director]

I left her a message. EVen if she is not online now, her and Gordon will leave a bunch of posts later.

[triciakitty]

Gor and I were out last night. For awhile anyway- a friend's birthday dinner. Then Gor ended up editing our new God Show video. Oh- The God Show is on his page if you guys ever wanna watch- you may find it funny. But that's what we were doing last night. We'll make up for it. I wish we'd known you guys were doing this- we would have been here!

[drunk3director]

No problem. You have to give me the name of the video on Gordon's account so I can find it.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Me too

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Why does it still say that there are only 6 comments?

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Imagine if we had 10 other people doing this?

[drunk3director]

I am contacting Tricia at the moment.

Even if we are not here, she will do the same with her husband on this video.

[triciakitty]

Yep- We will...Actually I am right now...heheh Tomorrow Gor is off work and will be at home- I will be at work and we can chat here. He already said he would. See if we can get you guys Most Discussed.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

We should make a movie about 2 losers staying up all night and writing ridiculous comments about their video

[thedrunkendeadguy]

We can be the most commented video of the year

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I eat in fancy restaurants with my fingers

[drunk3director]

"The Drunken Dead Guy" DVD is available at the website shown on the bottom of the trailer.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I use glass cleaner on wood and eat with my fingers

[drunk3director]

When they update the number of comments posted, there should be traffic.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I hope so

[triciakitty]

I'm gonna' feature your video and tell everyone about it...plus I'm gonna spread the banner around and put links to you guys on the pages I have. Hopefully that will help get you watched a bit more. You guys deserve it! FUNNY bastard people! hahaa~!

[triciakitty]

I eat my fingers with wood. I am in fact typing with wood right now!

[drunk3director]

I only get wood when the right woman comes along.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

So when are other people going to start looking at our video?

[drunk3director]

Youtube is SLOW.  It still shows the trailer as only having 6 comments.

[triciakitty]

YouTube IS slow! It still says we have 80 comments on the home page but we have over 200...thanks to you guys! Thank you again!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

We're not birds. We're a Jug-band

[drunk3director]

Like the Grateful Dead? They called themselves a jug band.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

No they were an acid band

[drunk3director]

There are certainly lots of messages telling me that I am posting too many messages.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I like women with long tongues

[drunk3director]

I like women who like ME.

[drunk3director]

"The Drunken Dead Guy" DVD is available at the website shown on the bottom of the trailer.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

JG eats bugs

[drunk3director]

"The Drunken Dead Guy" DVD is available at the website shown on the bottom of the trailer.

[drunk3director]

That needed to be said.

again:

"The Drunken Dead Guy" DVD is available at the website shown on the bottom of the trailer.

[drunk3director]

JG hasn't eaten anything for 8 hours. Bugs sound good at the moment.

[triciakitty]

Bugs are full of protein.

[drunk3director]

But they are so happy crawling. Who am I to take that away from them? I can't eat the poor bugs.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

You can't boogie woogie no more

[drunk3director]

"The Drunken Dead Guy" DVD is available at the website shown on the bottom of the trailer.

[drunk3director]

Maybe every country has their own Kate Smith to sing about how great the big banks are who own their countries.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

They should start singing songs about big corporations like Verizon and Microsoft and iincorporating them into our national anthem. That is not advertising; it is patriotism.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!