Dane Cook - Movie Theater and One Night Stand

[coolstuff5673]

I ALWAYS reveiw the movie lmao.

[123jmcb]

0:48 WHERES THE VAN THE VAN WAS SUPPOSE TO BE HERE LOL

[dridri4life]

went to the movies today and seriously took like 5 minutes to find my cup holder each time i took a sip. bahaha just had to watch this video again cus that made me think of this. i just came. bahahah

[captainporkers]

Fatality!!!!! scuirpio wins!!!

[ChelseaRawrrx]

"Taste the rainbow....

that's hot ;)"

[MIssMarie2013]

Chat chitting. Haha.. WHAT?!

[animefanaticgirl1]

love his hand motions

[TheSk8circus]

lol! i saw this on tv the other day. couldnt stop laughing!

[NiCk9435]

what show is this from?

[RossWilliams420]

@NiCk9435 it was his episode i think on HBO and its from his dvd the vicious circle, one night stand dane cook hehe too funny

[coquito21419]

@NiCk9435 sometimes the put it on comedy central if you have dish then put 107 for comedy central

[fbcloverleaf]

CAN SUMONE TELL ME WAT I JUST CAME MENT??? D:

[lizzielautner101]

@fbcloverleaf uhhh...well. When stuff comes out of your "thing" no matter if your a guy or girl.

[fbcloverleaf]

@lizzielautner101

haha i no i just think its funni for sum1 to say it :D

[MAJORTOM009]

@lizzielautner101 hahaha well said

[qtpie4ev759]

chat chitting?

[TonyisManic]

"she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina."

[vampirehunterXD]

He does an awesome predator impression

[MrColdplay96]

YOU BOOM ME BOOM US BOOM LOL I DO LOVE PREVEIWS

[xxxBratz728xxx]

Im the very annoying person just yelling at the end of the preview WHAT THE HELL THATS STUPID but i seriously always do that after previews i yell and review it most of the time i call it gay!

[itsme123456789100]

"hahaha welcome to the junggle baby, yo' gonna dieh hahaha im just joking , c'mon lets box..."

[stormyski56]

@itsme123456789100 i thought that was hilarious

[doomandlovenotes]

Oh the epicness of this story gave EVERYONE inside of that stadium a boner ! xD

Ballzeenes ! MMMJOY ! <333

[RutardedNoDo]

"Taste the rainbow.."

That's hot.

[Hannah4JustinBieber1]

Taste the rainbow! BHAHAHHAHA

[dynomike15]

Last friday two girls sat in front of me at the movies and one said "Why are these floors so sticky??" I lean over to them and say "I just came!!" They loved the Dane Cook reference and I had sex with them both. Thank you Mr. Cook.

[musicislove90]

I miss this man. He needs to do another stand-up special soon.

[KakashiRox900]

Not today, Cap'n Dildo! xD

[WOLFWARR1]

lol guns n roses

[TheShadowProdigy]

WE WE WE WET PUSSEHHHHHH

[dallasp59]

11 people dont have a funny bone in their body. -.-

[MrUretard]

listen to the scream at 5:28 lol sounds like fucking monkey!

[ABoyCalledThomas]

"Thank you sluts!" :p whaha ;p

[Kittykatluvr2]

Rofl I do that review thing in the theaters!

[MaxGreenIsEpic]

*whispers* taste the rainbow...

[AudreyLouise2013]

yeah i flipped that shit!

[MegaPrinnyDood]

mortal combat XD

[emo25lance]

the person behind you

"i just came"

lmfao

[TheGraceJasmine]

the predator sounds....I WAS DYING. Dane Cook I love you

[slyscafe]

The only thing mildly amusing was the word play that he did at the very end. Everything else was just dumb.

[AmandalovesTurtleK3]

she must wash her vagina with an even dirtier vagina LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDD

[77S7E7A7N77]

that first preview sounds pretty sick actually

[Lostfood]

@77S7E7A7N77 true :D

[omimace]

the 10 people who dis;ike this vid are the 10 karate dudes

[kacieglamourrr]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

[loverslove11]

hahahhaahahahhahaahahhaahahaha­habahahahahahaahhahaahha

[mysteryGUNNER]

lmao I just realized how I do that review thing during the previews XD haha

[davgabe]

GARBAGE his so called comedy sucks..."Oh it`s a BLASTIE BLAST" The freaking fairy

[froto1234567]

@davgabe as smosh would say "SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!"

[varahvalentine]

omg the fucking preditor so funy i was watching the movie last night and was laughing about the same thing Dane is making fun of!

[anandereiraj]

''they are just words they dont control us. Not anymore....'' *staaaaaaarre*

[MsAnimefan101]

chat chitting

[jareth254]

he is so animated! hes awesome!

[ajax149]

his hand motions are hilarious

[musicismyloveeee]

I wonder what his parents think of this... lmao

[grizzlykillsall]

@musicismyloveeee im pretty sure his parents died. he talked about that in isolated incident

[TheCrazygurl94]

this video is hilarious but pablo fransisco does preview man funnier.

[answerible]

tast the rainbow what the fuck

[juliajesse]

"Taste the Rainbow" hahahah

[SUPERrrCHRIS]

@cloudy7 lmfao xD i laugh so bad at that part xD

[candybell357]

"I just came." LOLZ

[littleblueclovers]

@candybell357 ? i don't get that... what? someone tell me plz

[theskye101]

@littleblueclovers I dont either..

[davgabe]

young MORONS are his ONLY fans... No one over 18 would admit to being a fan of this douche

[candybell357]

@davgabe What a coincidence...that's what the doctor said when you were born.

[LJKBIGMAC]

@davgabe Yeah, were the morons. At least we don't waste our time looking up shit we hate.

[Baayyy]

@davgabe why do you keep commenting on his videos if you think that? and thats untrue dumbass, people above 18 love him. dont be jealous just because your balls havnt dropped yet and no one finds you funny at all. now get a life and do something productive with it. kthnxbye.(:

[goldenwhiskers981]

I would like to see the movie Dane describes at 1:00.

[ALLISONLEE456]

Ahahahah . My student teacher freshman year in English used his Movie Theatre bit as an example . She was like , 'You have to use your verbs and nouns like this . .' Hehe . I giggled the whole time she was talking .

[yogonify]

Um this is not funny, i miss the good comedians, ie george carlin and bill hicks.

[reDeathrose]

@yogonify then why are you watching it if you dont like it. no ones frocing you to watch/like this.

[falcons4life23]

Come here lets box LMAOOO

[BillKaulitzlovez]

wow hilarious awesome video!!!!!!!!

[ChrisPalendat87]

hahahahahahahaha "Cash and Prizes"

[Sebastian8701]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU??? LMAO

[KSALightning]

yeah i flip dat shit

[BlackNekoChan01]

2:28 "I just came" i dont get it

[DRAGONSLAYER560]

@BlackNekoChan01 It was ajoke he told earlier in the special .

[damone3000]

@BlackNekoChan01 watch this  /watch?v=zJUcvBViYKE&feature=r­elated

[2WorldWar2]

@BlackNekoChan01 ur retarded

[BlackNekoChan01]

@2WorldWar2 So i like being retarded i mean its fun and ur mean XD lolz

[menofthechemical96]

@BlackNekoChan01 well you are either a girl, a girl whgos a virgin or a very under educated in the feild of sex man. when you cum your ejaculatory fluids are relesed via your penis. after these fluids sit, they become sticky. so he made the connection between sticky soda and cum.

[BlackNekoChan01]

@menofthechemical96 Um thanks and eeeeewwww !!!!!

[davgabe]

Watching his fool is worst then jury duty you suck Dana

[ResultofmyBoredom]

@davgabe if u don't like him, don't watch him

[Angelbaby677787]

@davgabe ummm its DANE not DANA and if u dont like him y did u watch him

[cerebraldude812]

@Angelbaby677787 His real name is Dana, look it up.

[QF483]

his face at 3.12 is gold

[pinkchanel09]

ahaa,like fuckin' mortal combat! FINISH HIM!

scorpio...

LMAO

[schewwy]

SCORPIO WINS!!! jajajajajja

[deebros]

4 all the people who dont like this, u hav no sence of humour

[lilyanna101]

I JUST CAME!! HAHAH

[3283gieni]

bill hicks at 5:05. dane's still pretty funny though

[MOsi3nNa]

Taste the rainbow ! Cx

[hallowheartss]

"spinnin the clits in the 80's, 90's, and today" XD

[hawaiichic405]

@hallowheartss up and down the labia

[bankz303]

thank you slutz!!!

[RaSaUsproductions]

@cloudy7 i know right WHAT THE HECK?!?

[securefeed1403]

DJ DIDDLES!!!!

[STuna61]

FINISH HIM

[lukegllcc]

spinning the clits of the 80's and 90's and today.

lmao

[itsnowhereanditsnow]

@cloudy7 i died laughing

[cutetiffy93]

2:14

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[donnasass]

i was in tears from laughing by 4:58

[deathking3601]

its scorpion

[Keddej08]

FINISH HIM!

[bbybrilove]

hahah 4:21 gotta love him

[ilikecandysandstuff]

Mortal Combat! lmao!

[GypsyIcegirl777]

lol f your mama LOL

[Naruto5tails]

LMAOO, THANK YOU SLUTS!

REY

4:18

[AmazinGuitarist4u]

well... doesnt get much more pornographic than THAT!!

[1w2i3l4t]

YOU

SHFA;DLJFA;SLDJ

ME

;ALSDJFL;JDLNFV

US.

[snowelement1]

Dj Diddles! bahahahahaha!

[demigrl21]

Dane shud deffinaly do the voice for trialers instead of tht guy who always sounds happy like a rapist

[renegadethreat]

scorpio wins? what a fag

[anothaninjaguy]

so u may spam "I just came" to ur heart's content. 2:28

i'm no hero...never was...

[BleachBl0nde]

@cloudy7 BUAHHAHAHAHHAH OMG LAWL

[Twilight0Princess]

@cloudy7 LOL

[lizz1b]

were you realy waching this live!?.

[lizz1b]

were u realy waching this live!?.

[lizz1b]

were u realy waching this live!?

[tylerf13ful]

2 people are jewish and dont like the cook

[ODSTScoppyElite]

haha he mentioned Predator in his act lolol must be a fan :)

[BmxStar057]

haha idid a tear drop

[DERRTYent3227]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[007tapdancer]

you.........me...........us...­........

[ItsCalledHonesty]

I laughed SO hard when he said "Taste the Rainbow!"

[luyendao]

Now we know who does the voice for all the movie trailers!

[olivermeesha]

"wheres the van, the vans supposed to be here!!!!!!!'

[rockincutegirl45]

lol

[princesskitty19]

dat was to funny lol

[NocturneKing]

A poorly edited Kung Fu movie...Lmfao

[Crip420211]

are shit is on the outside are shit gets air from time to time i went down on a girl i went down and came right back up i did a tear drop i stood there like mortal combat right b4 a fatalty wabbling back and forth finsh him scorpio wins LOL it was bad omg that shit was so funny

[shubeman]

he said scorpio but its scorpion... but it was awesome

[renegadejr15]

@shubeman no accually it is scorpio i have mortal well my bro has that game for ps2 and we played it on ps3 ya its scorpio

[shubeman]

@renegadejr15 Im sorry but your wrong ive played it for years. Look it up on wikipedia

[LJKBIGMAC]

@shubeman I have like the second mortal kombat for the regular playstation, and they say scorpio...

[Kuroineko16]

lolz he couldnt find da fucking cup holder xD i hate it wen ur lyk 2 in2 da movie so u dnt wana look away but u jus cnt manage 2 fit dat fuckin thing in nd u get al pissed lyk WAT DA FUCK MAN?! D:< lolz xD

[LJKBIGMAC]

@Kuroineko16 Translation :" Lol, he couldn't find the fucking cup holder, xD. I hate it when your like really into the movie so you don't want to look away but, you just can't manage to fit that fucking thing in and you get all pissed lyk "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! D:" Your welcome.

[Kuroineko16]

@LJKBIGMAC Um... ok >.>" sorry if I don't feel like wasting my grammar on commenting on random videos -o-"

[gamegod255]

@Kuroineko16 i didnt understand a word you just typed dude...

[Kuroineko16]

@gamegod255 *sigh* ok ok I get it my typing before sucked and I no longer use those words on youtube I just said "lolz he could'nt find the fucking cup holder xD I hate it when you're like too into the movie so you don't want to look away but you just can't manage to fit that fucking thing in and you get all pissed like WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! D:< lolz xD" there ._.

[JitseenGunsmith1]

@Kuroineko16 ARE YOU SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE i bearly understood what you said lol but its funny!!XDXDXDXD

[PHILLYandBILLY]

@Kuroineko16 You know that YouTube doesn't charge you per letter don't you? Feel free to type full words :c)

[Kuroineko16]

@PHILLYandBILLY I know I know jeez people that was 5 months ago i don't type like that anymore!! .___."""

[LJKBIGMAC]

@PHILLYandBILLY What are you talking about "Charge"?

[PHILLYandBILLY]

@LJKBIGMAC The dictionary defines "charge" as "to impose or ask as a price or fee". That should help you figure out what the word "charge" means. :c)

[LJKBIGMAC]

@PHILLYandBILLY And since when does Youtube charge you for what you type on here?

[PHILLYandBILLY]

@LJKBIGMAC It was a joke, like for example if a text message company charged someone per letter (which they don't as far as I know) then you would want to shorten all of your words and not use full words to keep from being charged as much. The point I was trying to make was that it's not going to kill someone to type full/legible words.

[SnappleProductions]

omg lawl XD

[RunawayEspadaKiki]

lmao.

Dane: *drops it* Ah fuck..

Man behind him: I just came.

Me: lMFAO!

[johnnysmith1971]

Wa-a-wa-a-wet pussay. lol

[Chbabygirl]

Dane cook is a bad boy. I'm black and I'm surprised I like him lolz

[skeletor1993]

just because your black doesent mean you wont like somone

im white and i like dave chappelle

[Chbabygirl]

Srry. me AND my sister are also both white. she likes to act black but only knows how to be a bitch. she wrote that last comment and this youtube account is mine so she hacked it and wrote that but still. dont take it out on me being that my sister wrote it on my account.

[eqsmooth]

The first time I thought Dane Cook was funny. When he takes a visit down under & pops right back up & almost dies like in Mortal Kombat. ROTF. I had that experience w/my first girlfriend many years ago. She was a "cougar" (18, I was 14). I said, WTF, I thought that was supposed to be like paradise". She said, "I'm Catholic. Mom told never to touch myself". No kidding. she didn't even touch herself in the shower. I was outta there. She started touching herself right quick after that. TMI? Ha!

[joeshmo619]

second comment! lol nobody watches this I guess

[CasghostxD]

Great vid and oh yea first comment!