stupid german soldier

[juks007]

why some people call em nazis???

[morace250]

fuckin nazis

[Fafrum]

LOL stupid Nazis no wonder you lost both World Wars

[KajanDefeatzKing]

go on google translate, in german type oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , let it speak

[MrSchlonz86]

@TheXalxitz die machen das aber auch freiwillig ,,, die idioten :P

[kjames6969]

Funny how so many people are defending this guy wtf mate

[Alkyfore]

Looks like he was just screwing around the way he laughed near the end. Not being stupid

[Sant9510]

Wasn't it easier to do it from the inside?

[BoyJewish]

Adolf Would Be Proud!

[Sloyment]

He is a brutal killer.

[megalordcartman]

@Sloyment Ha! I knew it :D

[51actual]

He should do that from inside the tent....

[0XxcrItiCALxX0]

das is das dümmste was ein mensch tuhen kann

[BlackstormAnimal]

@0XxcrItiCALxX0 des müssen die tun sonst gehn die zelte kaputt idiot und da kann sowas schonmal passieren aber is natürlich auch für die kameraden lustig mitauzuschaun :)

[Polarkristal]

@0XxcrItiCALxX0 "tuhen" ... ;-)

[xxtrusty91xx]

Also das hätte wohl jedem passieren können.

[Haloprogamer1996]

that could happen to everyone so dont think german soldiers are stupid. I've seen far more stupid things from US soldiers and believe me what they do is so stupid as if they got candy floss and not a brain between their ears

[hellcatdave1]

@Haloprogamer1996 Amen. Just watch Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan. They are fucking idiots.

[ArmaCookie]

die uniform sieht eher aus wie von den marines

[JLK9192]

@ArmaCookie das is Bundeswehr Flecktarn. Seit wann reden Marines eig. Deutsch?

[magicballs121]

no wounder hitler lost...

[ENAziiz]

@magicballs121 no wOnder you have no Thumbs up

[magicballs121]

@ENAziiz umadbro?

[ENAziiz]

@magicballs121 does not fitt in .. Fuck Yea

[SuperNikkkes]

ist kein deutscher soldat ;)

[Fitnessftw44]

KOPFBEDECKUNG?



[MonsterHunterFail0rs]

Die Lache vom Kameramann xD

[besorgesmir]

Er hätte es von innen gemacht. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

[SuperKidswanttechno]

@TheXalxitz thahaha vollid********

[Ahok1977]

her makes her job respekt



[shadowkiller217]

stupid geerman soldiers ????? ^^ in America has a soldier drive with a tank in the office of a general :D

[bugojno94]

@shadowkiller217 Scheiss auf Englisch neh xDDD

[shadowkiller217]

@bugojno94 es gibt wichtigeres :D

[Zombiekiller0719]

R u saying that in all of there German videos???

[8BlackHawk8]

@poutsas69 we invented the car, the jet engine and we have the best engineers in the world. oh, and don´t forget our beer! where are you from?

[SchergeSatans]

i bet he called for air support^^

[tunigowan]

y is he There?

[MordaK87]

trotzdem sind wir in sachen militär eines der fortschrittlichsten nationen ihre eimer!

[gurtelsonne]

Wie gemein er muss die Zelte vom Wasser befreien und seine Kameraden lachen sich schlapp da drüber

[bienenpabst]

MAN KANN DAS AUCH VON INNEN MACHEN !

[DrHeinersSanatorium]

Immer ganz sanfte! Na ja, jetzt weiss er es.

[techgeek97]

there shouldnt be a german army

[FetalMetalRicky82]

C'era un motivo se i miei sparavano in fronte ai crucchi... +1

[Bigboxshox]

Ich geh immer ins Zelt & drück den Besen an die Zeltdecke ^^

[Petrolskie]

Ich hätts auch so gemacht.

[FiveTeenFeet]

Ja. Wenn man das sieht, schämt man sich, deutscher zu sein...

[Frostleichen]

so dumm einige

[samasoku]

@Frostleichen du zb

[Frostleichen]

@samasoku

Ich könnte es dir jetzt erklären wie ich es gemeint habe,aber ich mach das nicht, dein Gehirn würde explodieren vor zu viel Informationen :D

[TheKatcore]

warum amcht der das nicht von innen

[cockmatador]

ma mama always said : stupid is who stupid does

[24moskito]

btw, Chuck Norris would have blown the water away (:

[vinman1983]

A smart person would have done that from inside of the tent.

[EliasKvistDK]

Hope he got some dry clothes... TIP OF THE YEAR: DONT FILL TENTS WITH WATER

[ashtray45]

He is stupid because he could do that from inside the tent... durrrrrrrrr......

[loooodoooog]

dis good yah

[Mykola40]

He is not stupid. He is smart. The tent is stupid.

[anambd1971]

throw the jew down the well

[njs43]

JEW HATER!

[yellenvdc]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­aahah

[sikison71]

Osterreichs army is a JOKE!

[7249xxl]

thats because u dont learn that at army school

[24moskito]

if he was really stupid he would have died in Irak or Afghanistan...so i am asking myself WHO and WHERE are the most stupid soldiers in the world?

btw...thx tho the lost WW2 and the winners, Germany doesnt have an Army anymore...it will be gone in some years....so feel free to attack them....(:

[hogge87]

@24moskito Are you you serious? Germany has the biggest army in europe right now!

[24moskito]

@hogge87 hi Hogge, yes i am positiv, check the numbers with wikipedia but anyway it will be much less in the next years....there is still no money anymore for having an Army....and Germany is taking care of its borders now in Afghanistan LOL ...like some other stupid countries too (: Its a shame but Germany is the 3 biggest weapon dealer in the world...so we keep it the jewish way...Germany NEED wars to sale weapons like the JewSA google for: list of countries by number of troops

[Felixkeeg]

@24moskito

We don't deal exactly with weapons. We sell military planes and helicopters and stuff.

We have the highest standard of construction in civil aeronautics, so why shouldn't we build some for the military too? BTW. Most of those planes are just for transport.

[24moskito]

@Felixkeeg yeah Felix, right ....and the submarines we sold to Israel are just for watching fish..((((:

...and the tanks are only for driving more comfortable in the deserts...

[Felixkeeg]

@24moskito

You got it, my friend ;D

[evotelix]

@hogge87

Are you serious? France=347.000 Germany=252.000

[tk175]

tja,ich hätte das ja vom inneren des zeltes aus gemacht! ;-)

[Sturmmanoberfuhrer]

TUTAJ POLSKA PRZEJMUJEMY FILMIK.

[11aekaras]

IQ = Brbq

[lausbua1000]

wo ist die kaserne

[yottythegreat]

wouldn't it be easier to do it from inside the tent lol

[deniahmad9]

well, all get wet sir .... yeah its funny, when we have a tent after rain sir, we have pond on top sir. :D

[thelessep]

Stupid asshole,.,.

so funny!!

[Alexeiv03]

Hahaha, he was not stupid, he was funny in the end xD

That could happen to anyone xD

[MyTilted]

@Alexeiv03 id be on the inside of the tent, hence he is stupid :p

[SilentShadowOfDeath]

@Alexeiv03 ...(to anyone stupid)

Problem is, we all were, are or will be stupid at some point in our lives...with is not necessarily a bad thing. (thank god \o/ )

[USMCplusMETAL]

haha that was pretty good

[Norman68623]

Wenigstens hat er nicht mit Schwimmbewegungen reagiert.

[ChinUpCrackOn]

@Norman68623 Thats what she said! :D

[Crowe2Extreme]

gelebte Kameradschaft :D

[SpeedyWarmUp]

I love germany my country but WHAT DOES SOMEONE LIKE HIM IN OUR ARMY?!

[steppachshit]

When he would be german he had killed the water ;D

[tryithere]

It must be cold water, his nipples are showing.

[aditfarsyah]

HAHAHA

[strongbadfan1]

i now tis was gone heapen

[Invalid0range]

I will attempt to speak their langauge:ahem....co za asy?

[cocacraesh]

@Invalid0range thats polish, not german xD

[FromDuskTillDawn1992]

@cocacraesh die sind deutsch, vielleicht auch österreicher, der erste sagt " n bischen is noch druff " und er antwortet " halt de fresse, ja ? "



[djmegamann]

der is nich dumm des is taktisches vorgehen

[SuperMorris2]

That why Russians win

[TroTLF]

Kann ja mal passieren ne.

[crackheimer]

fake es gibt keine videos im internet!

[MrsHakke]

its not a german soldier....omg EPIC FAIL

[piotrekn0]

dobrze tak szkopowi:D

[dailydols]

klassiker, aber es gibt ja immer ein erstes mal :-)

das ist einer von den fail die man so schnell nicht ein zweites mal bringt.

[yeahboy994]

@FRaNcEJoSeLLe your fucking retarded. you need to grow up and learn how to fucking spell before telling me to "leave america and go back to europe"... it's pretty damn obvious your trying to be someone your not. and the reason i hate black ppl (& its a pretty good reason) is that i was born and raised in louisiana... shreveport... btw the whole moving to a new continent, killing the natives, & making a country with slaves is just a white thing... i didnt expect you to understand.

[yeahboy994]

@FRaNcEJoSeLLe idiot... everyone in america hates black ppl lmao. and wtf VILLAGE??? bitch i live in a house, this is not africa

[Molowart]

he says "halt die fresse" = german for shut up

[yeahboy994]

@FRaNcEJoSeLLe America was created to not get lied and fucked by a king... you're getting lied to and fucked, and you don't even know it... &I play video games for 1: I'm 14, and 2: they're fun and relaxing... umadbro.

[SAU4625]

Er sagt "halt die Fresse ja"

[fairman1000]

und warum ist das jetzt so dumm? das machen amerikaner bestimmt genauso

[LaLaObeRoT]

Hey. It's just a funny little clip. Certainly no reason to discuss WW2 over and over and over and over and over again ....

[musikus48]

Wir habe früher dabei was gedacht und das Zelt von innen angehoben, dann wirste nicht nass.

[JaFi96]

FAKE! Es gibt garkein Wasser!

[klaprat]

@JaFi96 Sonst würdest du's nicht in deinen Kommentar schreiben.

[FallenSkorm]

okay so he hadan accident ? how does that make him stupid?

[SSUstufRudel]

@FallenSkorm Because he could have done it from inside the tentage...

[moxigen]

sind das kärcher feldlagersysteme, die ich da erblickte?

[NeoOhm]

Why ohh why dint he just go INSIDE and do it from there...

[fallenbluex3]

is it just me or does he respond "halt deine fresse ja ? " :D

[Vatnafjoerdur]

he is an AMERICAN and not german!

[TheKingOfStylzz]

haha its a amarikan soldier omg idiots :D

[MrRocccat]

@TheKingOfStylzz

deswegen reden die auch deutsch du horst...

[Giddeon87]

@TheKingOfStylzz Dumm nur dass er "halte Fresse " sagt also "halt die Fresse" Und der Flecktarn ist so damn Amerikanisch omg

[sleipnir5885]

@Giddeon87 der fleck - tarn ist nicht so damn Amerikanisch,dann währe er ja hässlich

[Giddeon87]

@sleipnir5885 Ironie verstehen!

[Hagenfels]

@Giddeon87

Der Flecktarn sieht mir eher aus wie das Regencape, das war schlichtwegs etwas amerikanisch gefleckt.

[TheBullet90]

@Giddeon87 OH ja.....Das kann kein Deutscher sein :D. zu geil wie die meinen dass es keine Deutschen sind.

[xTwiSt199]

@TheKingOfStylzz Die reden doch deutsch du opfer :D und lern mal englisch !!

[Prof1989]

@TheKingOfStylzz and why is an american soldier wearing a german uniform?

[winnerbecken]

@TheKingOfStylzz Yeah, american soldiers speak german...

[Redtyrantw00t]

@TheKingOfStylzz yeah american" soldier that speaks awesome german, plus his friends too

[ZodaCan]

@TheKingOfStylzz thats why they speak german

[RitterMondi]

@TheKingOfStylzz

German man

[CKelaiditis]

@TheKingOfStylzz What is "a amarican" you idiot???

[SATANISALWAYSHAPPY]

@TheKingOfStylzz u are the idiot, its a german .

[QeXeQ]

@SATANISALWAYSHAPPY nop

[SATANISALWAYSHAPPY]

@QeXeQ of course, they speak german. omg.

[schuggi999]

@TheKingOfStylzz ja des halb reden sie ja auch deutsch du nuub :D

[Highskill3r]

@TheKingOfStylzz

And why he talks german ? faggot

halde fresse ja

[TheRespel]

@Highskill3r lern du deutsch ja ?

[Tjcguy]

@TheRespel Jah, Ich weiss Deutch.

[Highskill3r]

@TheRespel

Wa?

Der sagt doch eindeutig "halde fresse ja" oder was ?

[TheRespel]

@Highskill3r :D ich meine den soldaten :D der soll mal deutsch lernen :... wenn sowas beim bund ist :D

[PolskiHetman]

@TheKingOfStylzz

no , they are speaking german with a saxonian dialect

[Maxxxshop]

Na, da weiß ich doch meine Steuern in guten Händen ;-)

Hoffe nur, das war jetzt nicht der schlaueste Kopf der Einheit.

[tomtom9377]

It's funny that counts German or British or US who cares. Thomas from Germany

[Mernius]

Wären die amis micht waren die inselaffe nicht!!!

[Halisabar]

Sagt mal habt ihr was getrunken! Das ist ein Bundi, und der hat ganz bestimmt kein Woodland an, das sieht nur so aus, da das Muster und seine Schattierungen (Schwarz) immer unterschiedlich ist, und vom weiten als ganzes Wahrgenommen wird! Ausserdem darf ein Bundi kein anderen Feldanzug tragen bzw mischen! Was denkt ihr was da los wäre, der würde keine 5 Minuten dort mit Woodland stehen, sondern Latrine putzen! Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, einfach mal die Schnauze halten!

[giopellie]

german humor lol

[xProGamerUKx]

LOL STUPID GERMANS THATS WHY THEY LOST 2 WORLD WARS

[yeahboy994]

@xProGamerUKx Hey. Faggot. I'm not a nazi, but you're a stupid ass for the fact that germany held off every country it was fighting for 4 and a half years... Keep in mind that germany is the size of texas...

[xProGamerUKx]

@yeahboy994

Hey.Dipshit THERE FAULT FOR GETTING A PIECE OF SHIT TOO RUN THE COUNTRY

[LezFetz]

@xProGamerUKx Yes you are right! We lost 2 WW´s, but that was more than 60 years back! Do you really think we are the same old fuckers as 1939? If you think so: poor little boy!

[xProGamerUKx]

@LezFetz

WELL ERM YER HAVE U BEEN IN ANYCONFLICT SINSCE U DIRTY GERMAN UR ALL SCUM UR KILLED 6MILLION JEWS AND I BET UR GRANDPA WAS A GERMAN SOLDIER KILLING MEN WOMAN AND CHILDREN

[LezFetz]

@xProGamerUKx First of all: WRITING THAT BIG doesn´t add more sense to your words. Second: Both grandpas were arrested because they deny the military duty. Third of all: What does my question to do with that? I asked you, if you think that we germans are proud of what the generation of our grandparents did in the 1930th/40th? That we germany think: Oh, poorly Hitler lost the war, let´s kill some jews? I can tell you: No.

[xProGamerUKx]

@LezFetz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YES YOU DID LOSE BOTH WAR ARE U IN THE HITLER YOUTH ?

[LezFetz]

@xProGamerUKx haha, you´re so funny :D I would love duelling with you mentally, but I see: You´re unarmed...

[diggy855]

@LezFetz I was born in Germany but am British but i prefer to think as myself as a German because British people really piss me off i prefer Germany! its a beautiful country and Britain still think they are awesome! Lol mostly English people though!

[LezFetz]

@diggy855 I live in Germany, but I was in Britain a few times. Mostly the people are quit friendly, but some (like this Progamer here) are just... mentally retarded?

[xProGamerUKx]

@LezFetz

lol ur a german you would lose

[LezFetz]

@xProGamerUKx You´re so funny xD C´mon, take a beer, sit down in front of your TV Screen and be quiet. Für so behinderte, verbohrte Vollpfosten wie dich ist im 21Jhr. kein Platz mehr!

[diggy855]

@LezFetz lol i dont know how but i know what you said! he keeps on making martin luther kings speech out of a little thing he started going on about british people being better than German people. he is geistig behindert (is that right) and need to go to south Germany and change his freaking views1

[LezFetz]

@diggy855 geistig behindert is right ;) He wont do that.^^ We are all Nazis, we would kill him xD

[diggy855]

@LezFetz lol lets make dieser Kerl dumm aussehen! (i hope thats right im a little rusty on my German)

[LezFetz]

@diggy855 try it in english, I dont understand what you want :D Maybe: diesen Kerl dumm aussehen, but that doesn´t fit in the kontext...

[diggy855]

@LezFetz its meant to mean something like make this guy look stubid i think!! lol hi-five for team work!

[LezFetz]

@diggy855 Okay! 

[xProGamerUKx]

@LezFetz

lol ur a german u would lose coz im british

[xProGamerUKx]

@LezFetz

lol ur a german be wuite before we invade u 

[yeahboy994]

@xProGamerUKx You dumb fucking shit... they didn't elect hitler to be their fuhrer... & 99.9% of the country had no idea what ANY of his plans were. And NO ONE is reported to have known that he was going to start WW2. BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRO GAMER FROM THE UK WITH 2 X'S IN YOUR NAME. -___-

[xProGamerUKx]

@yeahboy994

YES I DO AND UR GERMAN WHO KNOWS NOTHING WHO GOES TO WAR WITH A COUNTRY WHOS GOOD MATES WITH THE US UR A SHIT NATION GO AND PRAY FOR UR FUHER U NAZI BOY

[masterknaster]

@xProGamerUKx Are you retarded? The main US ally after Israel is the UK!!!! The UK has gone to more wars alongside the US than Germany has, especially if we're talking about the 21st century which is all that matters because the past is the past, and being british you don't really want to touch the past.

[xProGamerUKx]

@masterknaster

U WONT TOUCH ON THE PAST HITLER YOUTH BOY

[2ab6]

@xProGamerUKx

shut up

[xProGamerUKx]

@2ab6

HAHAHAHA MORE GERMAN YOUTH

[2ab6]

@xProGamerUKx

correct, now shut up

[xProGamerUKx]

@2ab6

YES ADOLF

[2ab6]

@xProGamerUKx

good