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  • Tommy Wiseau's birth.

  • looks like someone's on their period.

  • oh hi blood

  • WHAT. THE. FUCK

  • This film sucks dick

  • My left ear is curious, my right ear is confused.

  • is it as funny as the room?

  • @STOPtheHORROR No, because Tommy Wiseau actually tried to make a funny movie this time

  • @Megahdork1 Dammit.

  • I'm gonna watch it for laughs.

  • @PlanetHell

    IJustine sounds like she's TEARING YOU APAAAAAAHT, tommy wiseau fan.

    ha ha!

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  • I am laughing hysterically right now. I can't believe iJustine would agree to a Tommy Wiseau film

  • CANNOT BE UNSEEN...

  • Oh hi blood!

  • @PlanetHell How can you love that retarded dumbass?

  • Close ur eyes and its Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • is that how tommy wiseau was born jeeezzz!!!! he had teeth and hair in the womb!!!!

  • Someone needs to 'shop that credits list so that Wiseau's name appears like 3 times. LOL

  • Bloody Sheep-orgasm at 0:12?

  • Justine Ezarik? seriously?

  • This movie would be better if iJustine wasn't in it.

  • da this look's like it suck's!!!

  • Tommy Wiseaus birth.

  • I saw the film, and it isn't too bad for a short film, horrible acting as expected but a cool premise, can't believe I'm saying that. lol

  • what.the.fuck

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • YOU ARE TARDING ME APART TOMMY

  • This is the scrpt for the house that menstruates on Alex: Wiseau:Oh hi house! Are you gonna drip blood on me again? Voice:Yes... that's what says on the title isn't it. Wiseau:IN UH FEW MINUTES BITCH! - uh few minutes later - Voice:How about now? Wiseau:No. I cannot tell it's confidential. Voice:What? Wiseau:So anyway, how's your sexlife? Voice:You're my favorite customer Wiseau:YOU'RE TEARING ME APART HOUSE! Voice:Do you want me to order a pizza? I've already ordered a pizza.
  • "so anyway how is your sex life"

  • "Home sweet House" XD

  • @PlanetHell i think its on atom.com or something like that.

  • @IronIceniQueen * 14 people lived in houses that drips blood on alex

  • where can I watch or download this movie?

  • @Hanne5 link in description

  • @Hanne5 I cannot tell you it's confidential

    Anyway how's your sex life?

  • @Hanne5 atom.com

  • If the entire movie consisted of Tommy Wiseau screaming into a camera while getting covered in blood, I'm pretty sure most people would still go see it.

  • IMDB description: "Tells the tale of Alex as he moves into a peculiar house that mysteriously drips blood on him - a situation that he finds puzzling, perplexing and disturbing."

    "Oh, the house is dripping blood on me. How puzzled I am."

    Terrifying.

  • Thats a weird title

  • 0:13 AHW AHW AHW

  • whoa whoa, WTF is iJustine doing in a Tommy Wiseau movie?!

  • 0:13 tommy wiseau just out of his mothers whom, creepy

  • I never laughed at a trailer of a horror movie so hard

  • Did anyone understand why he turned into a scelleton at the end?

  • @Citrus3000 he had a lifting

  • @SpyridoulaKalamata

    That's pretty funny, huh. Anyway, how is your sex life?

  • @Citrus3000 I cannat tell you it's confidential

  • @SpyridoulaKalamata

    You are tearing me apart, SpyridoulaKalamata!

  • @Citrus3000 Because he was sickened by your atrocious spelling of the word Skelinton (LOL)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha

  • im watching it now and in the beginning when he arrives at the house he has a box labeled "Stuff, House"

    its bad enough that the box says "stuff" because nobody labels their moving boxes like that, but its not even "House,Stuff" ..its backwards lol, "Stuff, House"

    the guy writes like he speaks..all jumbled up and out of order

  • thumbs up if you laughed watching this

  • press 4 many times for endless lols

  • Oh hi, gross teaser trailer.

  • LOL!

  • Is MARK in it? :(

  • laaavee is blindd

  • don't toouch me moothur fooker!!

  • shit thats scarry xD

  • 0:14 Never before seen footage of Tommy Wiseau as an infant.

  • Is this a comedy?

  • this house dripped blood on me - I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!

  • ET'S PRONOWNCED BLEWD STRET, NAT BLAD STRET

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  • Oh hi blood

  • wtf

  • oh hi mark.............

  • this looks like a joke

  • Joey Greco? Isn't that the guy from the show Cheaters?

  • Is this basically Tommy trying to reenact his own birth or something?

  • LMAOOO

  • Tommy Wiseau is ridiculously surreal. Is insane, crazy, lovable, demented, fun, genius, ugly, beautiful all put together in to what we know today as Tommy Wiseau.

  • Oh Hai Blood!

  • YOU ARE TEARING ME APART BLOOD!

  • @Superwolf1337 هاهاهاها... ! lol

  • Tommy Wiseau had his first period.

  • @imortal2demon1 Well he did say in the movie that he was a little girl...XD

  • I like that they clearly label BLOOD on his chest in case we couldn't tell it was blood

  • Oh, for people who don't know this film is a spoof, it's NAWT supposed to be serious.

  • @legorocks3 That's actually not true. The guy making these films is 100% serious, which is why it's so freakishly funny. He honestly thinks that the movies he's making are really good and that he's a fantastic actor. Why else would it be such a popular movie? Oh god, it's too funny......

  • @GlennDeVar No, The Room is serious and Homeless in American is serious.

    This film is a parody, the website and writers of this short said that and even tommy wiseau said it's not supposed to be serious.

    But I don't know what he's talking about "vampire movie" cause he said this was the vampire movie...maybe I misunderstood, maybe it's a different movie.

  • is the blood killing him or what? xD

  • 6 years and not a single acting lesson to show for it

    Gotta love Tommy Wiseau

  • (To dripping blood)DON'T TUCH ME MATHERFAWKER GET OWT!!!

  • Until I saw this blood used to turn me on....

  • Best 13 minutes of my life.

  • someone is tearing tommy apart

  • It's Tommy Wiseau on his period lololololol!!!!

  • i believe this is a sequel to room

  • This years biggest Oscar snub for sure. Should be up for best short film.

  • Tommy Wiseau is Really a Bosnian Guerrilla Fighter who is wanted for his War Crimes. Viktor Osmanovic is his real name. If you see this man, report to the nearest FBI headquarters.

  • lmao. tommy looks like a blood starved, heroin addict vampire anyway, hes perfect for this shit.

  • This blood is tearing me apart!!

  • Oh hai iJustine :D

  • WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAAAT!!???? JOEY GRECO???? WTF!!??

  • So, it's about "Alex" getting turned on by blood?

  • The site exists, and it's amazing

  • this movie's gonna sack

  • those teeth are freakin dirty

  • Silent Hill : The Room

  • i really want him to die. like, by a sledgehammer

  • So, we're going to see a GOOD Tommy Wiseau? As we've never seen him before?

    ...nah.

  • Oh yes! The Room 2 is here!

  • holy shit johnny is back!

  • You know if I had to choose between this or Twilight.......I would probably choose this.

  • Oh hai house, you are so beutifull I love you so much, you are dripping blood on me, YOU ARE TARING ME APART DRIPPING BLOOD HOUSE

  • @Saucypants1000 Seriously! You are tearing me apart house!

  • @Debunka

    please explain

  • @Saucypants1000 Sorry, that should have been "literally" not "seriously" as in the house is dripping blood because it's tearing Tommy limb from limb.

  • @Debunka

    ah that adds up now, you know I was reading it as in "Seriously, your seriously using the Tommy Wiseau catchphrase for a house, really?" but then I thought that's probably not what you meant.

  • Why... WHY IS TOMMY WISEAU ALWAYS NAKED!

  • @DownUndies If he stops we'll having nothing to laugh at XD

  • Where do I download it from?

  • fail.

  • its only 12 minutes, watch it lol

    you will be confused

  • so... its about a europian guy getting raepd by blood

  • @chiissu He's from Ohio...

  • IS THIS REAL?

  • @ftrpictures No its a figment of your imagination

  • @JackTheRiipperUK Maybe YOU are a figment of my imagination.

    Anyway, I know I read somewhere that Wiseau was making a horror film, but... this just doesn't seem like a project that could actually get off the ground. But I guess if "The Room" could make it...

  • @ftrpictures yeah he wanted to make a vampire movie with mark

  • @JackTheRiipperUK

    It is not real. It's bullshit! It is not real! It is NAHT.

    ...Oh hai Jack. -_-

  • @ftrpictures the house that drips blood on alex is a short film...great short film i reccomend everyone to see it..and the clips you saw in the very beginning and the very end is from the room..amazing film

  • @PhAnToMiCaRuS Please Please tell me that you are joking

  • @ROGERDERBY i honestly forgot what i said...but im never serious with tommy wiseau

  • uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • while it doesn't quite live up to the standards set by The Room, The House that Drips Blood on Alex is nonetheless an entertaining watch. 4/5, and one 'ohi Mark'.

  • The only reason this would be classed as a "Horror" is because of Tommy's horrific acting.

  • this movie SERIOUSLY had NOTHING to do with vampires! lmao what the fuck what tommy talking about? VAMPIRES?

  • @legorocks3 you could tell by his acting that tommy literally had no Idea what the film was about

  • What a trailer Mark!

  • "Tommy Wiseau as you've never seen him before"

    You mean naked? That was the scariest part in "The Room"

  • Woah. His acting actually got worse.

  • 0:15 My reaction to The Room.

  • I want the time back I wasted for this movie! This is such a bad movie but not in the way of "The Room". It's not "funny bad" it's just baaaaaad. Oh and it's not even a real movie cause it's just 13 min. long

  • YOU'RE TEARING ME APARTY, BLOODY HOUSE!!!!

  • Dude this is fucking GAY

  • Wow. I just saw the nightmare that I'm going to have for the rest of this week, and going into November. Gee, thanks loads, Tommy Wiseau.

  • Oh hi doggie

  • oohh!! hi

  • That's what Tommy Wiseau looked like when he was born.

  • Turns out that this sucked... and not in the good way.

    Tommy Wiseau isn't funny, just incompetent.

  • meh..."The Room" was way scarier

  • is anyone else laughing there fucking asses off right now? what the fuck kind of title is the house that drips blood on alex??? and the yelling with the blood got me rofling so hard.

  • Justine Ezarik... iJustine?

  • @Jamiesuitor Oh God... Tommy, what are you thinking?

  • Wow, he is definitly the worst Actor I've ever seen. Steven Seagal is a oscar-actor against him.

  • wow.. that was garbage. I just finished watching the whole movie and I didn't laugh or get scared once. It was supposed to be funny but even Tommy Wiseaus' hilariously awful acting couldn't make me laugh.

  • This is fuckin grotesque!

  • "Tommy Wiseu, like you never seen him before" your right, I haven't seen him like that before :)

  • He got raped by a rabid chinchilla.

  • YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, KETCHUP

  • Lisa literally tore him apart

  • this is shit.

  • Wikipedia says this is intended to be a comedy. Please tell me this is all an elaborate prank he's setting up. For crying out loud..HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MAKING MOVIES! Everyone stop encouraging him.

  • @GameKeeper28

    watched a bit of it.. Unfortunately he is trying to be funny & that makes it WAY LESS funny. It's so much better when tried to make serious movies & fails.

  • Well...at least he isn't Uwe Boll.

  • I laughed so hard, it was one of those times you kind of blow out a cloud a spit.

    It was awesome. I got to see this one.

  • The Room 2: Johnny's Revenge...

    I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA!!

  • please stop making movies... PLEASE!!!!ll lol

  • im not spending more then 50 cents to watch this movie

  • AHH AHHH AAHHHHHHHHH

    My god, that moaning or...whatever he's doing is up there with "How is your sex life" and "Oh hai Mark" for the best Tommy moments.

    I know what I'm doing this Halloween.

  • lisa teared him apart. LITERALLY

  • another shitty wiseau film great

  • I did not hit her, it's not true its bull shit i did not hit her i did nawwwwt... Oh hai blood

  • and that's how tommy wiseau was born!

  • @legorocks3 This actually made my cry in laughter. Thank you.