This is the scrpt for the house that menstruates on Alex: Wiseau:Oh hi house! Are you gonna drip blood on me again? Voice:Yes... that's what says on the title isn't it. Wiseau:IN UH FEW MINUTES BITCH! - uh few minutes later - Voice:How about now? Wiseau:No. I cannot tell it's confidential. Voice:What? Wiseau:So anyway, how's your sexlife? Voice:You're my favorite customer Wiseau:YOU'RE TEARING ME APART HOUSE! Voice:Do you want me to order a pizza? I've already ordered a pizza.
If the entire movie consisted of Tommy Wiseau screaming into a camera while getting covered in blood, I'm pretty sure most people would still go see it.
IMDB description: "Tells the tale of Alex as he moves into a peculiar house that mysteriously drips blood on him - a situation that he finds puzzling, perplexing and disturbing."
"Oh, the house is dripping blood on me. How puzzled I am."
im watching it now and in the beginning when he arrives at the house he has a box labeled "Stuff, House"
its bad enough that the box says "stuff" because nobody labels their moving boxes like that, but its not even "House,Stuff" ..its backwards lol, "Stuff, House"
the guy writes like he speaks..all jumbled up and out of order
Tommy Wiseau is ridiculously surreal. Is insane, crazy, lovable, demented, fun, genius, ugly, beautiful all put together in to what we know today as Tommy Wiseau.
@legorocks3 That's actually not true. The guy making these films is 100% serious, which is why it's so freakishly funny. He honestly thinks that the movies he's making are really good and that he's a fantastic actor. Why else would it be such a popular movie? Oh god, it's too funny......
@GlennDeVar No, The Room is serious and Homeless in American is serious.
This film is a parody, the website and writers of this short said that and even tommy wiseau said it's not supposed to be serious.
But I don't know what he's talking about "vampire movie" cause he said this was the vampire movie...maybe I misunderstood, maybe it's a different movie.
Tommy Wiseau is Really a Bosnian Guerrilla Fighter who is wanted for his War Crimes. Viktor Osmanovic is his real name. If you see this man, report to the nearest FBI headquarters.
ah that adds up now, you know I was reading it as in "Seriously, your seriously using the Tommy Wiseau catchphrase for a house, really?" but then I thought that's probably not what you meant.
Anyway, I know I read somewhere that Wiseau was making a horror film, but... this just doesn't seem like a project that could actually get off the ground. But I guess if "The Room" could make it...
@ftrpictures the house that drips blood on alex is a short film...great short film i reccomend everyone to see it..and the clips you saw in the very beginning and the very end is from the room..amazing film
while it doesn't quite live up to the standards set by The Room, The House that Drips Blood on Alex is nonetheless an entertaining watch. 4/5, and one 'ohi Mark'.
I want the time back I wasted for this movie! This is such a bad movie but not in the way of "The Room". It's not "funny bad" it's just baaaaaad. Oh and it's not even a real movie cause it's just 13 min. long
is anyone else laughing there fucking asses off right now? what the fuck kind of title is the house that drips blood on alex??? and the yelling with the blood got me rofling so hard.
wow.. that was garbage. I just finished watching the whole movie and I didn't laugh or get scared once. It was supposed to be funny but even Tommy Wiseaus' hilariously awful acting couldn't make me laugh.
Wikipedia says this is intended to be a comedy. Please tell me this is all an elaborate prank he's setting up. For crying out loud..HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MAKING MOVIES! Everyone stop encouraging him.
watched a bit of it.. Unfortunately he is trying to be funny & that makes it WAY LESS funny. It's so much better when tried to make serious movies & fails.
Tommy Wiseau's birth.
JabbaDaHuttX7 4 days ago
looks like someone's on their period.
SEHANO 1 week ago
oh hi blood
a1b26600 1 month ago 2
WHAT. THE. FUCK
JSN444 1 month ago
This film sucks dick
Jmarley912 1 month ago
My left ear is curious, my right ear is confused.
FuckThemPigeons 1 month ago
is it as funny as the room?
STOPtheHORROR 2 months ago 2
@STOPtheHORROR No, because Tommy Wiseau actually tried to make a funny movie this time
Megahdork1 1 month ago 2
@Megahdork1 Dammit.
STOPtheHORROR 1 month ago
I'm gonna watch it for laughs.
Jmarley912 2 months ago
@PlanetHell
IJustine sounds like she's TEARING YOU APAAAAAAHT, tommy wiseau fan.
ha ha!
zeejustin6 3 months ago
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videomayn7 3 months ago
I am laughing hysterically right now. I can't believe iJustine would agree to a Tommy Wiseau film
theredm35 4 months ago 4
CANNOT BE UNSEEN...
hundabob 4 months ago 12
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@PlanetHell you watch it anyway because shes barely even there
TheTaiyakiGuy 4 months ago
Oh hi blood!
BlastHardRock 4 months ago
@PlanetHell How can you love that retarded dumbass?
TheDeathCrasher 4 months ago
Close ur eyes and its Arnold Schwarzenegger
d2cdkey 4 months ago
is that how tommy wiseau was born jeeezzz!!!! he had teeth and hair in the womb!!!!
regularjohn09 4 months ago
Someone needs to 'shop that credits list so that Wiseau's name appears like 3 times. LOL
klojinum 4 months ago
Bloody Sheep-orgasm at 0:12?
neotenylv09 4 months ago
Justine Ezarik? seriously?
oFelixIsEenSjapO 4 months ago
This movie would be better if iJustine wasn't in it.
LoticaStudios 4 months ago
da this look's like it suck's!!!
29dakotamoon 5 months ago
Tommy Wiseaus birth.
dysfori 5 months ago 5
I saw the film, and it isn't too bad for a short film, horrible acting as expected but a cool premise, can't believe I'm saying that. lol
InglebertHumperdink1 5 months ago 3
what.the.fuck
1236sason 5 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
buzzardkiller92 5 months ago
YOU ARE TARDING ME APART TOMMY
HawK047 6 months ago
BurnRoddy 6 months ago 4
"so anyway how is your sex life"
mingi1234 6 months ago
"Home sweet House" XD
lermadaniel 6 months ago in playlist The Room
@PlanetHell i think its on atom.com or something like that.
JackTheRiipperUK 6 months ago
@IronIceniQueen * 14 people lived in houses that drips blood on alex
F3udF1st 6 months ago
where can I watch or download this movie?
Hanne5 6 months ago
@Hanne5 link in description
JackTheRiipperUK 6 months ago
@Hanne5 I cannot tell you it's confidential
Anyway how's your sex life?
TheCAWstudios 5 months ago
@Hanne5 atom.com
WRCRainbow 3 weeks ago
If the entire movie consisted of Tommy Wiseau screaming into a camera while getting covered in blood, I'm pretty sure most people would still go see it.
BillSwift4 7 months ago 2
IMDB description: "Tells the tale of Alex as he moves into a peculiar house that mysteriously drips blood on him - a situation that he finds puzzling, perplexing and disturbing."
"Oh, the house is dripping blood on me. How puzzled I am."
Terrifying.
4104jake 7 months ago 4
Thats a weird title
oiramldx 7 months ago
0:13 AHW AHW AHW
TheAndrewj96 7 months ago
whoa whoa, WTF is iJustine doing in a Tommy Wiseau movie?!
ShinobiGarth 8 months ago
0:13 tommy wiseau just out of his mothers whom, creepy
BrianCalo 8 months ago 12
I never laughed at a trailer of a horror movie so hard
MrSawyer22 8 months ago
Did anyone understand why he turned into a scelleton at the end?
Citrus3000 8 months ago
@Citrus3000 he had a lifting
SpyridoulaKalamata 8 months ago
@SpyridoulaKalamata
That's pretty funny, huh. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Citrus3000 8 months ago
@Citrus3000 I cannat tell you it's confidential
SpyridoulaKalamata 8 months ago
@SpyridoulaKalamata
You are tearing me apart, SpyridoulaKalamata!
Citrus3000 8 months ago
@Citrus3000 Because he was sickened by your atrocious spelling of the word Skelinton (LOL)
chuzzwozzer 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha
shadowprince101 8 months ago
im watching it now and in the beginning when he arrives at the house he has a box labeled "Stuff, House"
its bad enough that the box says "stuff" because nobody labels their moving boxes like that, but its not even "House,Stuff" ..its backwards lol, "Stuff, House"
the guy writes like he speaks..all jumbled up and out of order
KCArmstrongXIIV 8 months ago
thumbs up if you laughed watching this
unfetteredfreak 8 months ago
press 4 many times for endless lols
Rock1234Lee 8 months ago
Oh hi, gross teaser trailer.
Jelboo 8 months ago
LOL!
Sxrillez 9 months ago
Is MARK in it? :(
Diablon76 9 months ago
laaavee is blindd
n4stynat604 9 months ago
don't toouch me moothur fooker!!
ScorePN44 9 months ago 5
shit thats scarry xD
MusicianKingOfMetal 9 months ago
0:14 Never before seen footage of Tommy Wiseau as an infant.
mk741 9 months ago 2
Is this a comedy?
thesearevideos15 10 months ago
this house dripped blood on me - I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!
jruwing87 10 months ago
ET'S PRONOWNCED BLEWD STRET, NAT BLAD STRET
Bulldan 10 months ago
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balrog13571 10 months ago
Oh hi blood
edwoodfan12 10 months ago 3
wtf
KiethHarkinLover 10 months ago
oh hi mark.............
skyrock100 10 months ago
this looks like a joke
fanofbellaedward 10 months ago
Joey Greco? Isn't that the guy from the show Cheaters?
ChachiTelevision1979 10 months ago
Is this basically Tommy trying to reenact his own birth or something?
JMBoote1 11 months ago 4
LMAOOO
Mystline18 11 months ago
Tommy Wiseau is ridiculously surreal. Is insane, crazy, lovable, demented, fun, genius, ugly, beautiful all put together in to what we know today as Tommy Wiseau.
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thewiseaulegacy 11 months ago
Oh Hai Blood!
badwolf66 11 months ago 4
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART BLOOD!
Superwolf1337 11 months ago 115
@Superwolf1337 هاهاهاها... ! lol
2darkdog2 3 months ago 2
Tommy Wiseau had his first period.
imortal2demon1 11 months ago 77
@imortal2demon1 Well he did say in the movie that he was a little girl...XD
StarSnowGhost 1 week ago
I like that they clearly label BLOOD on his chest in case we couldn't tell it was blood
TheNeccessaryEvil 1 year ago
Oh, for people who don't know this film is a spoof, it's NAWT supposed to be serious.
legorocks3 1 year ago
@legorocks3 That's actually not true. The guy making these films is 100% serious, which is why it's so freakishly funny. He honestly thinks that the movies he's making are really good and that he's a fantastic actor. Why else would it be such a popular movie? Oh god, it's too funny......
GlennDeVar 1 year ago
@GlennDeVar No, The Room is serious and Homeless in American is serious.
This film is a parody, the website and writers of this short said that and even tommy wiseau said it's not supposed to be serious.
But I don't know what he's talking about "vampire movie" cause he said this was the vampire movie...maybe I misunderstood, maybe it's a different movie.
legorocks3 1 year ago
is the blood killing him or what? xD
Tuiyih 1 year ago
6 years and not a single acting lesson to show for it
Gotta love Tommy Wiseau
cathalc08 1 year ago
(To dripping blood)DON'T TUCH ME MATHERFAWKER GET OWT!!!
howiescream 1 year ago
Until I saw this blood used to turn me on....
gothicslytherinchic 1 year ago
Best 13 minutes of my life.
HadesUnderwurld 1 year ago
someone is tearing tommy apart
gatoradeee 1 year ago
It's Tommy Wiseau on his period lololololol!!!!
lpgurlnj 1 year ago 2
i believe this is a sequel to room
mactazer 1 year ago
This years biggest Oscar snub for sure. Should be up for best short film.
chuchunezbie 1 year ago
Tommy Wiseau is Really a Bosnian Guerrilla Fighter who is wanted for his War Crimes. Viktor Osmanovic is his real name. If you see this man, report to the nearest FBI headquarters.
XVampiricLesboNunsX 1 year ago
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@XVampiricLesboNunsX
I can confirm this.
WiseauWarCriminal 9 months ago
lmao. tommy looks like a blood starved, heroin addict vampire anyway, hes perfect for this shit.
pigobenis 1 year ago
This blood is tearing me apart!!
Superwolf1337 1 year ago
Oh hai iJustine :D
kitkatcutie520 1 year ago
WHA WHA WHA WHAAAAAAT!!???? JOEY GRECO???? WTF!!??
SIKKZNYNE 1 year ago
So, it's about "Alex" getting turned on by blood?
QWERTYCommander 1 year ago
The site exists, and it's amazing
FluffyBunniesOnFire 1 year ago
this movie's gonna sack
DARTAN09 1 year ago
those teeth are freakin dirty
88Meters 1 year ago
Silent Hill : The Room
Samael16661 1 year ago
i really want him to die. like, by a sledgehammer
kshrams099 1 year ago
So, we're going to see a GOOD Tommy Wiseau? As we've never seen him before?
...nah.
ComradeAzza 1 year ago
Oh yes! The Room 2 is here!
RkivUnderground 1 year ago
holy shit johnny is back!
halflifeproductionz 1 year ago
You know if I had to choose between this or Twilight.......I would probably choose this.
Jacktheinfinite101 1 year ago
Oh hai house, you are so beutifull I love you so much, you are dripping blood on me, YOU ARE TARING ME APART DRIPPING BLOOD HOUSE
Saucypants1000 1 year ago
@Saucypants1000 Seriously! You are tearing me apart house!
Debunka 1 year ago
@Debunka
please explain
Saucypants1000 1 year ago
@Saucypants1000 Sorry, that should have been "literally" not "seriously" as in the house is dripping blood because it's tearing Tommy limb from limb.
Debunka 1 year ago
@Debunka
ah that adds up now, you know I was reading it as in "Seriously, your seriously using the Tommy Wiseau catchphrase for a house, really?" but then I thought that's probably not what you meant.
Saucypants1000 1 year ago
Why... WHY IS TOMMY WISEAU ALWAYS NAKED!
soaperstars 1 year ago
@DownUndies If he stops we'll having nothing to laugh at XD
zeldafan734 1 year ago
Where do I download it from?
fruitgrapepwnage 1 year ago
fail.
FilghiProductions 1 year ago
its only 12 minutes, watch it lol
you will be confused
usmellots 1 year ago
so... its about a europian guy getting raepd by blood
chiissu 1 year ago 72
@chiissu He's from Ohio...
sully2909 1 year ago
IS THIS REAL?
ftrpictures 1 year ago 24
@ftrpictures No its a figment of your imagination
JackTheRiipperUK 1 year ago 21
@JackTheRiipperUK Maybe YOU are a figment of my imagination.
Anyway, I know I read somewhere that Wiseau was making a horror film, but... this just doesn't seem like a project that could actually get off the ground. But I guess if "The Room" could make it...
ftrpictures 1 year ago
@ftrpictures yeah he wanted to make a vampire movie with mark
JackTheRiipperUK 1 year ago
@JackTheRiipperUK
It is not real. It's bullshit! It is not real! It is NAHT.
...Oh hai Jack. -_-
Bobzeaux 9 months ago
@ftrpictures the house that drips blood on alex is a short film...great short film i reccomend everyone to see it..and the clips you saw in the very beginning and the very end is from the room..amazing film
PhAnToMiCaRuS 1 year ago
@PhAnToMiCaRuS Please Please tell me that you are joking
ROGERDERBY 1 year ago
@ROGERDERBY i honestly forgot what i said...but im never serious with tommy wiseau
PhAnToMiCaRuS 1 year ago
uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
colonel24567 1 year ago
while it doesn't quite live up to the standards set by The Room, The House that Drips Blood on Alex is nonetheless an entertaining watch. 4/5, and one 'ohi Mark'.
XZoneCiderpowered 1 year ago
The only reason this would be classed as a "Horror" is because of Tommy's horrific acting.
IronMindedGods 1 year ago
this movie SERIOUSLY had NOTHING to do with vampires! lmao what the fuck what tommy talking about? VAMPIRES?
legorocks3 1 year ago 9
@legorocks3 you could tell by his acting that tommy literally had no Idea what the film was about
JackTheRiipperUK 1 year ago 21
What a trailer Mark!
No1HayleyWilliamsFan 1 year ago
"Tommy Wiseau as you've never seen him before"
You mean naked? That was the scariest part in "The Room"
FinlandMusic 1 year ago
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God, he has got to be the world's most physically disgusting individual.
Zewtie 1 year ago
Woah. His acting actually got worse.
TheSPumpkin100 1 year ago
0:15 My reaction to The Room.
Nerevar1990 1 year ago 2
I want the time back I wasted for this movie! This is such a bad movie but not in the way of "The Room". It's not "funny bad" it's just baaaaaad. Oh and it's not even a real movie cause it's just 13 min. long
LittleCaitlin 1 year ago
YOU'RE TEARING ME APARTY, BLOODY HOUSE!!!!
cacothead12 1 year ago
Dude this is fucking GAY
JakovJakisaM 1 year ago
Wow. I just saw the nightmare that I'm going to have for the rest of this week, and going into November. Gee, thanks loads, Tommy Wiseau.
Goraiou46732 1 year ago
Oh hi doggie
MegaHellenkeller 1 year ago
oohh!! hi
haraham 1 year ago
That's what Tommy Wiseau looked like when he was born.
roopely 1 year ago 4
Turns out that this sucked... and not in the good way.
Tommy Wiseau isn't funny, just incompetent.
MrFishus 1 year ago
meh..."The Room" was way scarier
Vidhole 1 year ago
is anyone else laughing there fucking asses off right now? what the fuck kind of title is the house that drips blood on alex??? and the yelling with the blood got me rofling so hard.
generosos87 1 year ago
Justine Ezarik... iJustine?
MrJoshuaSalway1990 1 year ago
@MrJoshuaSalway1990 Yes!
Jamiesuitor 1 year ago
@Jamiesuitor Oh God... Tommy, what are you thinking?
MrJoshuaSalway1990 1 year ago
Wow, he is definitly the worst Actor I've ever seen. Steven Seagal is a oscar-actor against him.
BlackBalalaika 1 year ago
wow.. that was garbage. I just finished watching the whole movie and I didn't laugh or get scared once. It was supposed to be funny but even Tommy Wiseaus' hilariously awful acting couldn't make me laugh.
JoeKamel3 1 year ago
This is fuckin grotesque!
DawnNightshade 1 year ago
"Tommy Wiseu, like you never seen him before" your right, I haven't seen him like that before :)
1MrDonCarlos1 1 year ago
He got raped by a rabid chinchilla.
moonraven312 1 year ago
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, KETCHUP
BCRichShredder 1 year ago
Lisa literally tore him apart
Doominatorx6 1 year ago
this is shit.
caryndenean17 1 year ago
Wikipedia says this is intended to be a comedy. Please tell me this is all an elaborate prank he's setting up. For crying out loud..HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MAKING MOVIES! Everyone stop encouraging him.
GameKeeper28 1 year ago
@GameKeeper28
watched a bit of it.. Unfortunately he is trying to be funny & that makes it WAY LESS funny. It's so much better when tried to make serious movies & fails.
darksungames 1 year ago
Well...at least he isn't Uwe Boll.
KamuntKurush 1 year ago
I laughed so hard, it was one of those times you kind of blow out a cloud a spit.
It was awesome. I got to see this one.
Blazeofdoom 1 year ago
The Room 2: Johnny's Revenge...
I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA!!
Nuh1Uh1No1Way 1 year ago 8
please stop making movies... PLEASE!!!!ll lol
omgwatmyname 1 year ago
im not spending more then 50 cents to watch this movie
MrTommyfifaking154 1 year ago
AHH AHHH AAHHHHHHHHH
My god, that moaning or...whatever he's doing is up there with "How is your sex life" and "Oh hai Mark" for the best Tommy moments.
I know what I'm doing this Halloween.
TheTaiyakiGuy 1 year ago
lisa teared him apart. LITERALLY
aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
another shitty wiseau film great
KidAnnonymous 1 year ago
I did not hit her, it's not true its bull shit i did not hit her i did nawwwwt... Oh hai blood
metalgrunt400 1 year ago
and that's how tommy wiseau was born!
legorocks3 1 year ago 49
@legorocks3 This actually made my cry in laughter. Thank you.
Derfonic 1 year ago