Jonathan in Swansea - I Hate Matt Forde

[StandUpTomedian]

I love Fordey. Hero. Love him.

[TheBoyOwen]

"i hate Ed Balls" - wonderful. Chris Morris couldn't have written this any finer. this man is absolute out of his tree.

[DiverseMusic2011]

this jonathan is a crazy deranged man he phones in all the time ranting and going nuts

[katiebooh13]

is this real ?

[SMcP93]

Fordie is brilliant and could do a lot better than the clueless fascist listenership Talksport seems to have.

[jwjmoore]

Haha, '"Jonathan you sound like you've swallowed the internet.". Quality.

[thor7789]

Bring back James Whale! This presenter is a plank!

[mamabree]

Jon Richardson brought me here too! We love Fordey!!!

[LeClassics]

@IslamistsAreTossers1 surely it is up to the self to learn. Unless you are saying you need a school to learn to read and write?

[LeClassics]

@IslamistsAreTossers1 Most whites who go to nonwhite countries do not attempt to integrate or speak the language.

[bugster247]

Fordey is a giggling bellend. He's no idea how to deal with him. Pathetic man child.

[seanconnolly20]

@IslamistsAreTossers1 Because Britain would be better if we had more racists like yourself who struggle to spell?

[quadge]

John Cena of talkSPORT pmsl

[seanconnolly20]

Jon Richardson brought me here! I love Fordey!

[TheGhostCrusader]

@seanconnolly20 we hate fordey

[TheGhostCrusader]

@seanconnolly20 Grammar Nazis are pathetic you never attack Blacks and Asians for their is it innit language, but if a white person makes a typo you are on it,IF WE ARE THICK THEY MUST BE MOROSE.

[xlgosling]

Anyone who slates Brian Clough needs his ass kicked. And as for slating my borough, whiny bastard!

[truthoutmedia]

what a horrible man

[hombrerelents]

They're both crap.

[JinRenegade]

Guys! Jonathon was raging on LBC about Islington yesterday night at around 11:56pm (23/11/11). At first, I recognised the voice (same old, wimpy/kiddish voice, slow talking etc), I said to myself "no, it can't be the same person..." but then he said his name was "Jonathon" and that he lived in "Swansea". MIND FUCK! Anyway, he was saying crap about Islington being full of George Clooney types when the topic was about Islington's speed limit going down from 30 to 20mph when you usually do 7 there

[YouAreMyMountain]

What an arsehole. Fordey is brilliant. 

[TheGhostCrusader]

@YouAreMyMountain SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR STALIN TONE STEREOGRAM TUNED TO A COMMUNIST JEW OWNED RADIO STATION ,WAVING THE RED FLAG OUT THE WINDOW AT PASSING HOMOSEXUALS WITH NOTHING BUT A POT TO PISS IN AGAIN ARE YOU.

[oogie11]

Read Iain Lee's blog and was told that this was a good piece of radio....it's quite good lol 

[techguruuk]

Any one else waiting for the caller to say "You feed beefburgers to swans!" around the 6:30 mark?

[rowlandsAable]

First thing, how amazing would it be to see this guy walk up to a neo-Nazi and call him a hippy.

Secondly, even the most staunch conservative would call this guy a psycho. And lastly, why does God hate Swansea so much we’ve got enough problems without people thinking freaks like this live here.

[lickeyincline]

this poor man is crippled with paranoia, well handled Forde

[easynow2010]

This is brilliant! I'd have flipped at this guy, good job Fordey is so laid back!

[brethren2]

Adolf Blair Loving Hippy LOL

[HarryKonda97]

matt does a pretty good job of dealing with this guy i love the way he just laughs

[martmcphly]

i remember hearing this when it aired, it was so funny.

[timisgod13]

nazi hippies, fantastic

[usernamefaulkes]

hahaha "You sound like you swallowed the internet! Or the darker recesses of it..."

[DonforDead]

I love Fordey, don't leave the show mate

[DontGoQuietly]

'I get plenty of sunlight...through the crack in the window of my basement.'

[virtue08mofo]

MATT FORDE IS A CRYPTO JEW,THE MEDIA IS OWNED BY JEWS AND TALKSPORT IS FULL OF THEM.

THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA,GOVERMENTS AND BANKS EVEN THOUGH THEY ONLY MAKE UP 1 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION.

ASHKENAZI JEWS ARE NOT REAL SEMITES THEY ARE KHAZARS,THE DEVILS CHILDREN.

[TheLucvD]

@virtue08mofo lol cool down bro, take a chill-pill

[18Candrews]

Matt's reaction is brilliant, makes the caller look even more mental than he is, well in Forde, we love you!

[projectsb95]

fordy is a solid gold ledge... simples

[TRASHYgah]

Jon Richardson brought me here....

[surfinzombies]

Forde you borin' Politically correct prick !

[cashelblue90]

Let me tell it straight,hes a total cock,another Talk Sport wannabe journo,he wants to be Ian Collins, another nob who believed in his own hype

[cashelblue90]

Let me tell it straight,hes a total cock,another Talk Sport wannabe journo,he wants to be Ian Collins, another nob who believed in his own hype

[96Irving]

'You are the John Cena of talksport' hahahah!

[planetkitchen]

Well, he certainly put Matt Forde in his place, the Nazi Adolf-Blair-loving communist hippy scumbag who lies about Brian Clough!

[tomwiddv2]

I love the gutys laugh, just shows the pure stupidity of the guy.

Sounds like ricky gervais when he laughs, just laughing in pure amazement.

[77johngriffiths]

fekket

[shamblesman]

If you want more of the wonderfully world of Matt...head over to

[softrs]

Very funny! He calls him a nazi hippy in one sentence,which is an oxymoron anyway and then a marxist in the next,great entertainment.

[flamesfromblazer]

I wish the disingenuous little creep Fat Maude hadnt returned to Talksport too - the stand -in presenters were far better than this 'orrible little Lefty Blairblowing sorry excuse for a Male. .

.the comparison proved just what an untalented little twerp he is

He CLAIMS to be a stand-up comedian but hes not even funny - most time hes on some snivelling little rant trying to promote his warped ideas

Pretty sure he gets his fellow Lefty stooges to ring show & also troll his critics here too

[lonelygirlthomas]

"Oh no, I'm fine!" Jonathon - September 12, 2011.

[flintflint128]

How did johnathon get all these ideas?!

Someone needs to help the poor lad :(

[MrJDJennings]

Matt Forde IS the voice of the establishment, whereas I am the real voice of the voiceless, not that Marxist, Obama-loving, corporate whore Phil Brooks (CM Punk).

[penguinjamboree]

'Oh, Nazi's are all bloody hippies!'

This is both hilarious and disturbing. I kind of want to give Jonathon a hug or maybe a tissue for when he inevitably starts to cry but at the same time carry him around in my pocket and just bring him out whenever I need something to make me laugh.

[artysmokes]

"You promote fluoride in the water and you lied about Brian Clough". Hanging's too good for this presenter.

[melissa7047]

He sounds like Robin Cooper

[rightwingpob]

Jonathon had ribs removed so he can suck his own penis.....I know this for a fact because he goes to the same therapist as my mates mum.

[Dayan359]

That's hilarious! I want a Jonathan Doll - you pull a cord at the back and it accuses you of being a Nazi Hippy who loves Ed balls! Pull it again and it tells you you're to blame for the riots! Love it! Available at all shit-toy stores..

[akhilraaj]

ur RESPONSIBLE for riots!!! im in scotland??? lol funny shit

[tonygrancan1]

That lad is mad. He definitely wrote out the bulk of what he was spouting! Classic :)

[bananya122cliff]

This man is insane. Why would anyone have a problem with Fordey?!

[thekeymaker57]

The presenter laughs like Ricky Gervais. Which is awesome.

[andymorley]

"this is amazing... you're like a little toy"... wow

[andymorley]

swallowed the internet... amazing.

[Schlockenspiel]

Incidentally while we're all talking about the Daily Mail, does anyone have a copy I can borrow? I need to look and find out which comedians they are angry at today so I know which ones to follow on twitter and call "geniuses" on my facebook page.

[rmuneton]

@014RED

The fact that you think Livingstone speaks sense means that you've already lost your marbles. Boris may not be a good major but rather him then that left-wing Communist.

[ThisIsWater7]

@rmuneton Yeah, Boris is a right wing communist.

[rmuneton]

@ThisIsWater7

Oh dear...you do realise that communism is an extreme left political stance, don't you?

WOW!

[rmuneton]

@ThisIsWater7

Oh dear...you do realise that communism is an extreme left political stance, don't you?

WOW!

[ThisIsWater7]

@rmuneton If you were actually educated on the subject then you'd know that there is such thing as right wing communism. I honestly shouldn't have to explain this, its obvious stuff.

[ltsaint911]

Yeah Matt, you Marxist, hippy, socialist, Blairite, multiculturalist, racist, lefty, Nazi, fascist, capitalist-loving communist!

[bugster247]

Think some may be getting the words ledge and bellend mixed up

[rmuneton]

If you think this is bad, you lot should listen to LBC, they let Ken Livingstone on the air a couple of hours a week and spout left-wing nonsense completely unchallaged. Where's the balance in that?

[khisanth75]

Does this guy have any valid points by the way?

[jonoconnor1]

Hippes are nazis? I must admit, I never knew that.

[imjackcooper]

LOL I got an e-mail off an old friend asking if this was me, and amazingly this guy has a near identical voice, accent and tone to mine haha. Coincidentally I've actually been on the radio with Fordy before doing a Home Alone 2 quiz on Jon Richardson's 6music show (you can search it on youtube) Very funny stuff, I swear it's not me - although I kinda want to take credit.

[magicarabbit]

How did it end?!  Tell me how this ends! Tell me Matt Forde managed to get a word in edgeways and told this man he was nuts! Please!

[SteRDLK]

So... Brian Clough was a Nazi Hippie who put flouride in his water and liked Tony Blair?

[casdavies]

nobody sell Jonathan a gun please

[hellopetal16]

Love that rather than the nazi references the first thing fordy picked up on was "you were wrong about brian clough". amazing, and brilliant well handled!

[bexcpfc]

'You sound like you swallowed the internet.'

[bugster247]

Rather liked Jonathan. Harsh but fair!

[rabbitpi]

"You even like being mugged so that you can get sympathy?" wft?

[babadelarouge]

Thank you JBeef Wouldn't have seen this without you



[NumeroJoe]

A Nazi and a Marxist? This guy really hasn't a clue...

[howloateywilliams]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Mental Jack c*nt!

[maximmixam]

'I can see why you like [Tony] Blair so much considering you and him like to lie'

HAHAHA

[AuntyEm14]

How can I be a Nazi and a hippy!? Hahahahaa. I love Matt! 

[rabbitpi]

@AuntyEm14 Didn't you know that the Nazi party came from a load of bloody hippies in the first place? X)

[kerryamcmahon]

I don't listen to the show, I used to listen to Matt Forde on 6 music with Jon Richardson and Russell Howard. He always seemed a wee bit right wing but certainly not deserving of this sort of tirade.

Bloody hell, what is wrong with this Jonathan guy? I can see him sitting in a bunker planning to overthrow the government and take over the world, just like Pinky and the Brain.

Fordy's giggle still makes me laugh.

[blackgenet]

@kerryamcmahon i think the ranter is fairly right.. im halfway through and he just said ' you think that single parent families are morally superior to christianity'

[orientbutler]

Anyone remember Fordie's one week feature with 'Inside Fordie's Car?'. If this man heard that, he wouldn't hate so much.

[alexjohnsonfm]

This.Was.Brilliant.

[sixxnote]

been a fan of Matt Forde since he was on 6music with Jon Richardson, he handles this really well haha. also, "you sound like you swallowed the internet" is genius

[RoughOutlineProduce]

@sixxnote That was a brilliant and well composed comment, enjoyed that too.

[internetmale]

taff is getting upset!

[itiselizabeth]

I miss that giggle, so much. Bring on the old Jon 6Music podcasts and Fordy's one week features.

[kilkenny203]

half past midnight on Talksport is there a better time for nursey to arrive with the medication. this is classic. Fordey youre a star (and a nazi hippy teeth protecting lickspittle blairite ofc)

[misschips]

'Jonathan, you sound like you've swallowed the internet.'

[Ph0enixAsh]

Amazing, just amazing. Clearly the guy has an issue. Also, if he's from Wales. Why not listen to a Welsh station instead? 

[DonMop]

you're the reason we had the riots!

me?...i was in scotland!

[Romulus123]

Jonathan really needs to get out more.

[Romulus123]

He has the same laugh as Ricky Gervais haha.

[siobhangrs]

"how can I be a Nazi AND a hippy?!" hahahahah

[KristieHerself]

Well i never thought i'd ever hear someone ask " I thought i was a Nazi?" through a fit of giggles. Quality radio <3

[Mumblelion]

if you don't like him then why listen to him?

[joannepsi]

I want to hear Fordey and Jonathan host a show together!

[ginnever]

I can see why you like BLAIR so much considering that you and him LIKE TO LIE

[03ariley]

at 2:06 i was sure he said beyonce haha

[shostakovich91]

I'm glad I listen to Radio 4.

[seanie002]

matt forde and mike graham are the best 'through the night' combination that talksport have had in years - i love both of them!

[taintedjim]

"you're like a little toy! wind you up and watch you go"

Love this to bits.

[MrPrincesssuperstar]

I love all this ranting and dogma more please. Give him his own show.

[AngryProductions]

'Cultural Marxist' was exactly what Brevik said

[zelah3]

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[Blacktolite]

@Chfez6000 wow! Thanks for that. Do you also want a scholarship award for a for tryin to correct me. 

[spear92bluebird]

why is he angry at half past midnight ....... DRUNK!!

[jamesjenko]

Its like a Daily Mail got turned into a living thing, Pinnocchio style, then rushed at the nearest phone......

[bugster247]

Bit ott but Fordes show is crap. Simpletons do seem to gravitate towards him.

[wildheartbaby]

All Nazi's are hippies, that's the best line ever.

[joannepsi]

Matt Forde has the best laugh ever!

[twister279]

This guy is fucking off his nut! Jonathan... you need to be sectioned.

...into at least 40 pieces and thrown in a river.

[joannepsi]

Matt Forde is a total ledge and a lovely guy to boot. I really cannot understand why a small group of people have this vendetta against him.

His is the only TalkSport programme I listen to since Ian Collins left. I missed him when he was in Edinburgh.

[1986joe1986]

'Oh, Nazis are all bloody hippies anyway'...Brilliant

[TheGLSimson]

"You sound like you've swallowed the internet."

Best. Insult. Ever.

[creinstein]

FORDAAAAYYYY

[truthersRdumb]

.....and that is why psychiatric wards shouldn't have phones.

[ivanthenotsobad]

A Mail reader speaks.

[Looper1978]

Fordy you ledge.

[jmitchellbelderson]

matt forde! from jon richardson's old radio 6 show! what a guy! it's a shame he's on talksport though...

[joannepsi]

@jmitchellbelderson His TS show is brilliant, though. It's not like the others.

[TM4MU]

Fonejacker?!

[tombobzine]

Adolph Blair!

[chekkatechno]

hypocritical new labour adolph blair loving hippy

[cloughr]

'You sound like you've swallowed the internet' perfect.

[Theitisme400]

LOL....Fair point though, Fluoride is NOT good for teeth, and you're an idiot if you think it is.

[grahamlive]

I heard this when it went out. I could scarcely believe what I was hearing. I'd heard Jonathan on before and knew he was a nutter. But he took it to new levels that night. Incidentally Matt Forde is a fine radio presenter and the way he handled that nutjob was excellent. Laugh? I nearly died. :D

[SMcP93]

'Jonathan you need to get more sunlight' hahaha. Go on Fordie. I hope this is either a joke or this guy is clearly mentally ill. I met Fordie last year at the Fringe and he was a genuine and nice guy. I almost admire how irrationally angry Jonathan manages to get.

[majormustard]

Matt Forde is fairly intolerable.

[KayakingCabble]

Fluoride in water! He's as mad as General Jack D. Ripper

[GregStrummer]

Ohhh. I wanted more. I was pretty sure he'd swallowed the Daily Heil rather than the Internet.

[booboo2371]

oh my goodness, the man is mentally ill, how can anyone get so worked up about Bob Paisley

[SlapBangMiddle247]

When he's saying "us" who else seriously thinks Nazi's were hippies!?

[phil531263]

This is hilarious

[N4TH4NJ4Y]

I didn't want this to end

[justatesomepizza]

"Nazi's are all bloody hippies anyway". AAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[justatesomepizza]

I've never listened to Talk Sport, I don't know why I would with all the great podcasts out there, but this is amazing.

[LeClassics]

I'm from Swansea and I know a Jonathan :S

[SlapBangMiddle247]

@LeClassics Haha you need to steer clear of him

[rayflute]

This Jonathan fellow needs to see his doctor. To get that upset over someone being on the radio is just not natural or healthy. Jonathan - SEE YOUR DOCTOR!

[shadders1]

Amazing scenes.

"You Nazi lefties are all the same" LOL

[Seanis0nfire]

'Nazis are all bloody hippies anyway!'

[RobButler1984]

I can't say i've ever heard of Matt Forde or listened to his show. I haven't listened to talk sport in the evening probably since Tommy Boyd was on. But this is hilarious, he handles it very well.

[sandham]

I like the bit where matts voice goes really high like a woman #idiot

[UnscrupulousSquirrel]

Hang on? Isn't that Lawro?

[Searchy001]

lol what an absolute tool. Stupid Tory. 

[MrSlater20]

Matt Forde's awful, really poor presenter, we want Duncan barkes back

[earnestbunny]

I like Matt Forde too....

[sasfcps]

why did they allow this idiot to carry on talking?

[jamesspratt]

@sasfcps It would be weak to censor him.

[lawrencecg]

I don't know who Matt Forde is, but enjoyed this. Thanks @richardpbacon for the tip.

[jigmeister2]

did he say john cena?



[RobButler1984]

@jigmeister2 The guy calling couldn't have been Cena, I was entertained by him for 7 minutes

[1506Xander]

John you're a nutter... but i loved it.

.....and to be fair, i too hate Matt Forde's show, it is awfully painful listening.

[UpTheAnte1987]

0:23 - I didn't realise Ricky Jervais was in the studio!

[ltsaint911]

3:14 "You are the John Cena of Talksport" Did I hear that right? LOL. This man is mentally ill.

[machineswhatbanghtem]

that was scary

[thebeastinme1]

Sounds like someone's got a crush.

actually I've got no idea who this guy is, I only came here because @RufusHound put up a link.

Well I like Matt Forde.