Hitler Reacts to Evanston Revoking the Keg's Liquor License

[90sthomas]

hahaha i cant believe NU kids thought this was a good college bar. I mean, i guess it was if you wanted to hit on highschoolers...

[drummerpimp]

The keg was the shit, but i only went there in high school... thus the revocation of their licence.

[posiblub]

haha almost everyone had a chem midterm -so true!

[Mrpastry909]

I've been to the Keg once. In all honesty it wasn't amazing but it's a shame another business has to close.

[dcp522]

@pjc845 The Keg's been around for awhile...my dad used to go there back in the 70s.

[pjc845]

how would your parents have been shitfaced there? the Keg only opened in 1993. I know because I was there. I think you lie.

[timjmoran]

@pjc845 UMM... WRRRONNG !!! The Keg has been around since at LEAST 1978-80..

I know, 'cause I was there!! It sure is a shame, tho, that a measly 111 Underage

Drinking violations will get a bar shut down in this day & age.. I mean, REALLY!!

what kind of a Puritanical, repressive, just- plain-no-Fun world are we LIVin' in?

And geez, so few other places to go for a pop in Evanston, too... a pity...

[blueskimo10]

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE NORTH SHORE BEIRUT LEAGUE OF THE SOUTH?

[tofudrift1986]

The only thing that sucks about The Keg closing is now there's nowhere to drink after midnight. Aside from that its a bunch of dumbass kids who don't understand that if you're not 21 don't go to bars to drink. Find someone to buy you booze and throw a house party.

[TAUtism20]

copying off CO's closing at UofI...

[elskede61]

LMFAO. This is brilliant!

[redram9]

haha perfect

[BhejaGrill]

this is absolutely hilarious!!! very well done...genius

[MrChrispy212]

thirsthy thursdays were a staple in my life for quite a while. thank you for the memories and thank you for a dubbing that was 10 times better than the bar itself. well done

[anasbitch891]

um, anyone who thinks the keg sucked obviously never experienced the one-night-stand benefits of attending, or wasn't drunk enough to appreciate the excellence of this top-ranked college bar environment.

even my parents got shitfaced there as students, underage by todays standards but legally back then... and sent me to NU with a fake to make sure I would experience the beauty of keg mandatory mondays.

RIP TKOE

[doctorlw]

This is more testament to how crappy college life in E-Town is because the Keg sucked by almost any standard.

[hobes01]

omg superlike

[yellowsnowman37]

beautifully executed.

[kathyglitters]

haha.<3 class of 2016.(:

[lredelman]

this is impeccably written. you sir are a true Northwestern genius.

[Ihaxxedufoo]

Damn, can't wait for Drunk Sporcle Mondays!!

[whitetigerclaws]

Perfect.

[pinky0090]

Hahaha. Unbelievable. Laughs are great for a sad day

[NUwildcat613]

this.is. AMAZING.