only old, married, low libidoed, cultists and masochists etc. claim that fapping is a sin always, remember always that's the point to notice a pure cultist. if you cant have sex then you fap, that's a least you can do. amen.
In My Own Understanding, MASTURBATION is a "LUST" means to say that ":LUST" is a SIN that came from the BIBLE, When u masturbate means ur thinking LUST to someone,so it end up watching PORN, Imagining a beautiful sexy figure, nor having sex with someone that you didnt love means ur "LUSTING" so u make a "SIN", many people said its a nature, but for my own sights it depends how u use ur mind to think clear and positive at all times.. u can do that lust only to ur gf/bf/wife/husband.
omg i though this was dead serious at first..i was seriuosly going to go on a killin spree cuz i never belived we could be this stupid...thank god it was just a joke!!! hold on gotta put the gun away haha.
masturbation is a part of nature. It releases stress and some scientific studies show that it is healthy for the body. Even in the animal kingdowms most animals masturbate. To put it simply, if you don't masturbate, you're a freak. btw nice being prejiduced agaisnt homosexuals. douchebag.
In case you don't get it, that video was me ACTING the part of a doofy guy, sort of like that character on the Beavis and Butthead movie, who caught Beavis and Butthead whacking off in his toolshed. I was making fun of people who say they never did it, because "only homos do that stuff." Or people who say they never NEED to do it--because they can always get a girl.(Yeahhh riiiight!)
Theres nothing wrong with masterbation, it's healthy for u. Masterbation helps u relax when your stressed, and it prevents testicular cancer. But is it evil?
omg! You are so hilarious hun! I've just found you on here via RayTheFox, and am catching up with watching all your vids and loving em - People are way too damned uptight today, so rock on smerdley! Love the term 'auto homosexuality' too LMAO :) ***kisses***
YES IT IS...MASTURBATION=BODY PLEASURE....BODY PLEASURE=SIN....all of you that consider I'm right..please post "MASTURBATION=BODY PLEASURE...BODY PLREASUER=SIN" at all this kind of videos! PEACE!
Have you ever wished or dreamed for something? Have you ever wanted something soooo much.... then I'm Your Fairy... all your...wishes at my command.... I can make all your fantasies come true... I will bring you into a world of sexual magic.. I have a spell, I'm a fairy... and I can make all Your fantasies come true... all you need is to taste one of my potions :) come visit me at - Play-Cam _dot_ COM - my user-id there is Ava-svfs Mwah x
actually i think masturbation is a sin for catholics and christians since they believe that your life should only be focused on God. and yeah i think you get the point. but i dont know about giving themselves pleasure.... thats kinda weird lol
I think he was kidding but he had a point. Every time you have a whack session, you're giving a guy a hand job, but I don't think it's gay. Now if you were giving yourself a BJ, that'd be different.
Dude, you're not even comfortable saying ordinary clinical words such as "penis" and "vagina". How can I take you seriously?
Some basic logic: If Masturbation == Homosexual, and 100% of guys masturbate, then it follows: 100% of guys == homosexual! I can't wait to tell all my straight friends that they're really gay!
i love how his name is dick breath dont you, and hes critqueing you laughing while asying penis and va jay jay( i can say vagina but va jay jay is so much better)
Thanks, Joel5992. I've gotten a lot of negative shit over this video, from people who don't understand that it was just comedy--so a positive response is refreshing.,..
I was pretending that I was too repressed,too ashamed,and too uncomfortable to say the words "penis" and "vagina". without covering my lips with one hand and coughing at the same time.
(Where DO they come up with such filthy, dirty words??)
That dude scared me. I thought he was serious at first. I glad he laughted about it at the end. Relief! But I guess there is a guy somewhere who believes in that.
whew, dodged a bullet there... =] i actually believed u the first time i watched it *i didnt catch the part at the end but after i watched it the second time i realized u were joking xD
There was actually a guy up in Eugene Oregon, named Tim The Woodcutter, who really believed that, and it was his favorite subject to rant about in public. And he wasn't even religious!
seriously tho........the guy was joking anyways...."hahahaha i heard that from a friend a long time ago" like holy fuck people....hes kidding, look at some of his other shit...its all funny "JOKES" being the keyword........hes just a funny stoner......good job sir...your a funny man lol
Masterbation is NOT a sin, However masterbating while looking at porn or thinking sexual thoughts about a person is...thats in the bible.
having lust is a sin its normal to masterbate. however.....i cant get off about thinking about lolly pops or school books....so i enjoy a good porno mag now and then.
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! OMG! LOL, LO, LOL,LOL.THis is the first time I heard something that hilarious and crazy, so all u duds are gay, even me and I'm a girl LOL
wtf, masturbation is a sin, if you protestants actually red more than like 20 versus from the bible you would find the out! READ THE WHOLE BIBLE, NOT JUST A FEW SCRIPTURES, lol. dumb prots....
my friend.. there are many things that i don't know, but there is a thing i know all churchs are composited by men and the men can be mistakes, therefore i believe that we men must read in first person the "VANGELO", so we untherstand the realy message of our Father(i'm happy that for protestant the masturbation isn't a sin). sorry for my bed bed english, bye good friend
the masturbation is a sin for catholic church, anyway this kind of sin was born in middle time. also the "bibbia" speack about the masturbation and it tells that is a sin.
hawever we know that in past (in middle time (1000 a.d.) there was a twisted vision of the religion, anyway masturbation for me isn't a sin becouse jesus didn't speack about
and the principal message of jesus was: ama il prossimo tuo come te stesso... (u love all people like u love yourself)
Homesexuals own first of all second of all how is this crazy ass old man telling ME about how to touch myself, you cant say you've never touched yourself so are you gay and finally dicks r liek teh fun plz :p
Let me ask you a question--how come everybody else seems to "get" my humor, but you don't? Another question--when you go to the movies, do you think Jack Nicholson is REALLY like that?
uh.....yeah jack nicholson flashed me in a movie i saw the other day with matt damon and leonardo dicaprio, w/e the name was...so please dont compare yourself to him :(
YouTube is sort of an "anything goes" media, for amateurs. You can do acting, or comedy, or play guitar, or skate, or breakdance, or show funny pets. I just like to give whacked shows.
So...are you a "hater in training"? Really, it's so much more fun to make friends with people around the world you'll never meet, because if you met them in person you'd find out they really suck. and they'd think the same thing of you, as well--in person. LOL! =D
I look like I was having a headache that day. I have a blood disorder and I have to take chemo in capsule form daily, for the rest of my life. I really look like shit, in some of my videos, but I work it into the act. I do these videos just to get out of the sickness, and to put my mind on something funny, or scary, or otherwise entertaining to others who find humor in fucked up comedy.
I think that was funny as hell, and I'm still laughing. Thinking how many people must have been like, "what's with THIS guy?" and then you know, you came around. HA HA. Good one.
At first I thought you were some super orthodox christian preaching to children how they are going to burn ih hell if they touch their penis... Luckily, I was mistaken :))
Masturbation IS a sin, though. It leads directly to rape. Ifg you don't believe me, take a survey of every convicted rapist in prisons. They ALL started out, by handling their penises in a manner other than that which is necessary for the purposes of urination, or washing themselves in the bathtub. ;p
I could make people laugh, at the damned OBITUARIES, if I read the saddest, most tragic one in the world, in a sad voice, then cracked up at the end of it.
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only old, married, low libidoed, cultists and masochists etc. claim that fapping is a sin always, remember always that's the point to notice a pure cultist. if you cant have sex then you fap, that's a least you can do. amen.
TheMessanjah 3 months ago
It's a sin yes.
computermaster 9 months ago
one word...porno
bilal216 1 year ago
In My Own Understanding, MASTURBATION is a "LUST" means to say that ":LUST" is a SIN that came from the BIBLE, When u masturbate means ur thinking LUST to someone,so it end up watching PORN, Imagining a beautiful sexy figure, nor having sex with someone that you didnt love means ur "LUSTING" so u make a "SIN", many people said its a nature, but for my own sights it depends how u use ur mind to think clear and positive at all times.. u can do that lust only to ur gf/bf/wife/husband.
rmfabi24 1 year ago
omg i though this was dead serious at first..i was seriuosly going to go on a killin spree cuz i never belived we could be this stupid...thank god it was just a joke!!! hold on gotta put the gun away haha.
reesesrules2169 1 year ago
For a second I thought you were serious. Then I lol'd xD.
TheAmazingMattW 1 year ago
hahahaha beavis and butthead....
18EmoAngel 1 year ago
This dude died of leukemia 56 months ago. Rotfl, check this page. Looks like your the idiot.
TheBestGuitarSoloEVR 2 years ago
theres videos on his page from 11 months ago though
luvrip4life 2 years ago
He's dead. Your not!
TheBestGuitarSoloEVR 2 years ago
i meant uplaoded videos on his page made by him... i was just saying
luvrip4life 2 years ago
haha thats funny as hell.
although, im REALLY sure im not gay...
sauron610 2 years ago
Haha :D. Great video :D.
err058 2 years ago
Hey, you tricked me. :(
But I guess it IS pretty funny.
CaptVelocity 3 years ago
I'm gay nao? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sonnemelzen 3 years ago
You gotta watch the whole video. Fer chrissakes it lasts less than a m inute and a half. It was a joke!!!
Largo64 3 years ago
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If masturbation is a sin...hope to meet you in the hell!!!.
LtteBuster 3 years ago
ROFLMFAO I never thought of it that way before.
BabyBright 3 years ago
i guess that makes every guy including me a fag! lol
JoePlaya87 3 years ago
masturbation is a part of nature. It releases stress and some scientific studies show that it is healthy for the body. Even in the animal kingdowms most animals masturbate. To put it simply, if you don't masturbate, you're a freak. btw nice being prejiduced agaisnt homosexuals. douchebag.
chocorangel33t 3 years ago
In case you don't get it, that video was me ACTING the part of a doofy guy, sort of like that character on the Beavis and Butthead movie, who caught Beavis and Butthead whacking off in his toolshed. I was making fun of people who say they never did it, because "only homos do that stuff." Or people who say they never NEED to do it--because they can always get a girl.(Yeahhh riiiight!)
smerdley 3 years ago
Did you watch it till the end?
err058 2 years ago
you Old Sag of a bag masturbating inst for HOMOS
YOUR THE HOMO.
Brooklynmcmannis 3 years ago
You must not get very good grades in school.
smerdley 3 years ago
Theres nothing wrong with masterbation, it's healthy for u. Masterbation helps u relax when your stressed, and it prevents testicular cancer. But is it evil?
rosemontag 3 years ago
So that doesn't really answer anyone's question.
Over9000Wolf 3 years ago
LMAO . . . nasty
Bunfire123 3 years ago
omg! You are so hilarious hun! I've just found you on here via RayTheFox, and am catching up with watching all your vids and loving em - People are way too damned uptight today, so rock on smerdley! Love the term 'auto homosexuality' too LMAO :) ***kisses***
HydrangeaRK 3 years ago
RayTheFox is amazing, isn't he? His innocence is something that I wish I had more of, in myself. Opposites attract, sometimes, eh?
smerdley 3 years ago
YES IT IS...MASTURBATION=BODY PLEASURE....BODY PLEASURE=SIN....all of you that consider I'm right..please post "MASTURBATION=BODY PLEASURE...BODY PLREASUER=SIN" at all this kind of videos! PEACE!
ionut746 3 years ago
Then try and stop- or you'll destroy your life if you become a chronic masturbator.
computermaster 3 years ago
There is no such thing. It seems to me that you are uneducated and like to spout random stuff on the interwebs.
Miskingo 3 years ago
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Have you ever wished or dreamed for something? Have you ever wanted something soooo much.... then I'm Your Fairy... all your...wishes at my command.... I can make all your fantasies come true... I will bring you into a world of sexual magic.. I have a spell, I'm a fairy... and I can make all Your fantasies come true... all you need is to taste one of my potions :) come visit me at - Play-Cam _dot_ COM - my user-id there is Ava-svfs Mwah x
Tomorrownight 3 years ago
IM SINNING RIGHT NOW.
all done...
pimpmygarbagecan 3 years ago
Sinning is FUN!
:D
smerdley 3 years ago
Well it is sin- it can lead to homosexuality, but even if it doesn't, it's still a sin.
computermaster 3 years ago
It only leads to homosexuality if you imagine dudes while you do it.
Miskingo 3 years ago
What if you imagine your own self, with a female?
smerdley 3 years ago
I wouldnt consider that homosexual at all. haha
Miskingo 3 years ago
What you mean with dudes?
ZippZapp123 3 years ago
And why is it a sin?
ZippZapp123 3 years ago
Because everybody does it,and because God hates us and wants us all to burn up, in Hell.
This is a JOKE, ya know?
smerdley 3 years ago
It is sin- absolutely.
computermaster 3 years ago
It's only a homosexual act if you lick your hand off, afterwards.
smerdley 3 years ago
hhahahahahahaha
SakuZombie 3 years ago
LOL.... this was great!
scorpius420 3 years ago
actually i think masturbation is a sin for catholics and christians since they believe that your life should only be focused on God. and yeah i think you get the point. but i dont know about giving themselves pleasure.... thats kinda weird lol
socrates2468 3 years ago
I think he was kidding but he had a point. Every time you have a whack session, you're giving a guy a hand job, but I don't think it's gay. Now if you were giving yourself a BJ, that'd be different.
pdow52 3 years ago
Well, if you're giving yourself a BJ, a lot depends upon whether you spit afterwards--or swallow! ;P
smerdley 3 years ago
srry fer the other comment this on was vry funny
Nowak3344 3 years ago
ok you cant even say penis its just another body part its like saying face grow some balls man
smyth1flyboy 4 years ago
I was playing a character, can't you tell by looking at my other videos that I am a character actor?
smerdley 4 years ago
whack at it Hahaha LOL!!
dethklokm3tal12 4 years ago
It's a comedy channel.
smerdley 4 years ago
so is it?
lil0egy0kid 4 years ago
Of COURSE not! Hell isn't big enough for everybody who ever lived! =D
smerdley 4 years ago
even though i dont agree, lol that makes so much sense hehe
but i respect your opnion
NuclearActiveGuy 4 years ago
This guys more of an idoit than the other guy. hes just tryin to be funny.
ktloveland 4 years ago
lol masterbashion is gay lol
omg who ever believes that has to be gay lol
nice vid man
cookg03 4 years ago
Do they have a lot of virgins, in The Virgin Islands?
smerdley 4 years ago
i achally dont know i just put it there cus i dont want to be the place that i am. but i fucking hope so cus i am going there soon a saweet
cookg03 4 years ago
Nah--I'm just a good character actor, that's all.
smerdley 4 years ago
that was some funny shit
MoRRisoNRisiN 4 years ago
XD
I thought you were serious up until the end.
That makes no sense anyways. While we masturbate we fantasize about women.
JordanK3lly 4 years ago
man that was funny
i guess im flammingly gay
opivyblue 4 years ago
You're only gay if you lick your hand clean, afterwards...
smerdley 4 years ago
Dude, you're not even comfortable saying ordinary clinical words such as "penis" and "vagina". How can I take you seriously?
Some basic logic: If Masturbation == Homosexual, and 100% of guys masturbate, then it follows: 100% of guys == homosexual! I can't wait to tell all my straight friends that they're really gay!
DickBreath 4 years ago
Do you comprehend the meaning of the word "comedy"? Do you seriously think that video was reality? DuuUUuuuuUUuuhhh!
smerdley 4 years ago
i love how his name is dick breath dont you, and hes critqueing you laughing while asying penis and va jay jay( i can say vagina but va jay jay is so much better)
DeathStrok 4 years ago
DickBreath--haven't you ever heard of Listerine?
smerdley 4 years ago
good video man.
Joel5992 4 years ago
Thanks, Joel5992. I've gotten a lot of negative shit over this video, from people who don't understand that it was just comedy--so a positive response is refreshing.,..
smerdley 4 years ago
What does he mean playing with your penis instead of with a tiner?
computermaster 4 years ago
He said vagina
x0xOcEaNx0x 4 years ago
I was pretending that I was too repressed,too ashamed,and too uncomfortable to say the words "penis" and "vagina". without covering my lips with one hand and coughing at the same time.
(Where DO they come up with such filthy, dirty words??)
smerdley 4 years ago
lmao. i love youtube
tommyydee 4 years ago
Thanks, tommydee--YouTube is better than TV, the writers' strike doesn't affect YouTube, and you don;t have all the constant commercials!
smerdley 4 years ago
This guy just made enemies with every religious teenage boy o_O
wotchadave 4 years ago
nice one man
oliverkwon555 4 years ago
That dude scared me. I thought he was serious at first. I glad he laughted about it at the end. Relief! But I guess there is a guy somewhere who believes in that.
Sodapop68 4 years ago
So...what if you jack off to some porn?
wotchadave 4 years ago
You'll get pimples. (But that's why they make Clearasil!) ;p
smerdley 4 years ago
haha
wotchadave 4 years ago
i just laughed my ass off :D :D
afroloewe 4 years ago
LOL i replied a bit to soon. i love the ending hahahaha, you're a funny one =P
Taker331 4 years ago
please make a video saying "Do you want to play a game?" shit, you sound like the guy form saw lol, but thats cool.
Taker331 4 years ago
LOL
madmonkeymovies 4 years ago
I always thought the Wolfman was cool.
smerdley 4 years ago
Hehehe you laugh like Barney Rubble.
It's a good thing, really!
hahayouarefunny 4 years ago
lmao! you're sooooo funny... and a little weird...
SprattsBratt 4 years ago
Funny and weird DO go well together, don't they?
smerdley 4 years ago
In some cases, yours is one of them, you're so funny :P
SprattsBratt 4 years ago
"cough cough...viggeener..."
smerdley 4 years ago
MAN he's baked.
fireblossom559 4 years ago 2
hahahaha.....i know eh
grager 4 years ago
LOL
ur the coolest old man i know (no offence)
psmrox 4 years ago 2
hahah, that is so awsome!!!
Goatoa 4 years ago
mega cool
situatist 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA hes SO BAKED!
leonfeldman 4 years ago
lolz, the whole idea of masturbation is just bad...
sam199166 4 years ago
lol nice one
kooldud444 4 years ago
LMFAO
TheSacrafanianEmpire 4 years ago
Actually, masturbation is ONLY a homosexual act, if you lick your hand clean, afterwards...
smerdley 4 years ago
whew, dodged a bullet there... =] i actually believed u the first time i watched it *i didnt catch the part at the end but after i watched it the second time i realized u were joking xD
FatChickOnMyRight 4 years ago
Thanks--I love throwing those curveballs!
smerdley 4 years ago
BAD SANTA is one Hell of a great Christmas movie--good any time of year, actually. I think it's the best Christmas movie EVER made, in fact! =D
smerdley 4 years ago
Haha xDDD niiice!
meari13 4 years ago
lol thank god you were joking
webfryes 4 years ago
freak
skateanddestroy 4 years ago
skater
smerdley 4 years ago
WHAT.........LMAO
SinisterPhoenix 4 years ago
Thanks--Brooklyn is the best borough in NYC to come from. Don't let anybody tell you different. YAY BROOKLYN!!
smerdley 4 years ago
bwahahahaha that's a funny way of looking at it.
mellowyellow2007 4 years ago
There was actually a guy up in Eugene Oregon, named Tim The Woodcutter, who really believed that, and it was his favorite subject to rant about in public. And he wasn't even religious!
smerdley 4 years ago
seriously tho........the guy was joking anyways...."hahahaha i heard that from a friend a long time ago" like holy fuck people....hes kidding, look at some of his other shit...its all funny "JOKES" being the keyword........hes just a funny stoner......good job sir...your a funny man lol
ashleyisgay2 4 years ago
Thanks, but the thing of it is, I'm not even a stoner, any more!
smerdley 4 years ago
k seriously....heres the truth.....
Masterbation is NOT a sin, However masterbating while looking at porn or thinking sexual thoughts about a person is...thats in the bible.
having lust is a sin its normal to masterbate. however.....i cant get off about thinking about lolly pops or school books....so i enjoy a good porno mag now and then.
ashleyisgay2 4 years ago
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! OMG! LOL, LO, LOL,LOL.THis is the first time I heard something that hilarious and crazy, so all u duds are gay, even me and I'm a girl LOL
tekibran 4 years ago
wtf, masturbation is a sin, if you protestants actually red more than like 20 versus from the bible you would find the out! READ THE WHOLE BIBLE, NOT JUST A FEW SCRIPTURES, lol. dumb prots....
CanonD265 4 years ago
Well, the Bible never mentions cannibalism, so then, cannibalism is ok? NOT! Anyhow, this isn't a theology discussion.
smerdley 4 years ago
my friend.. there are many things that i don't know, but there is a thing i know all churchs are composited by men and the men can be mistakes, therefore i believe that we men must read in first person the "VANGELO", so we untherstand the realy message of our Father(i'm happy that for protestant the masturbation isn't a sin). sorry for my bed bed english, bye good friend
VvEnR1kOvV 4 years ago
I can understand your English. Thank you.
smerdley 4 years ago
the masturbation is a sin for catholic church, anyway this kind of sin was born in middle time. also the "bibbia" speack about the masturbation and it tells that is a sin.
hawever we know that in past (in middle time (1000 a.d.) there was a twisted vision of the religion, anyway masturbation for me isn't a sin becouse jesus didn't speack about
and the principal message of jesus was: ama il prossimo tuo come te stesso... (u love all people like u love yourself)
VvEnR1kOvV 4 years ago
I'm Protestant. Masturbation is not a sin, for ANYBODY. If it was, we'd all be going to Hell. Especially Protestants, who masturbate the most.
smerdley 4 years ago
Hahah I thought you were serious and I freaked out :D Good one!
esclave 4 years ago
Thanks! I have about 200 other videos, on the smerdley channel! Subscribe to me, if you like 'em!
smerdley 4 years ago
no. u just think that cuz u do it woth other guys...
hamlern 4 years ago
LOL! for some reason, this video made me laugh.
Co0kieNo0dle 4 years ago
r u a virgin or something 8-)
JSMIFF1 4 years ago
Nobody's a virgin forever!
smerdley 4 years ago
why u loom like that do u ahve a mask on
Churnz 4 years ago
Yah, right--a mask. Where can you buy as good a mask as this one, I ask ya?
smerdley 4 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
AcceptMe 4 years ago
Homesexuals own first of all second of all how is this crazy ass old man telling ME about how to touch myself, you cant say you've never touched yourself so are you gay and finally dicks r liek teh fun plz :p
Bl0OdYSt00L 4 years ago
this is kinda creepy you crack smoker...
hopeitsgewd 4 years ago
Don't insult me by calling me a crack smoker. Crack is for the lowest ghetto shitheads on earth.
smerdley 4 years ago
yeh, that was my impression :o
hopeitsgewd 4 years ago
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Well, if you want to fight, go to Iraq.
smerdley 4 years ago
i dont wanna fight, i wanna make fun of creepy guys who like to talk about masturbation and homosexuals
hopeitsgewd 4 years ago
Let me ask you a question--how come everybody else seems to "get" my humor, but you don't? Another question--when you go to the movies, do you think Jack Nicholson is REALLY like that?
smerdley 4 years ago
uh.....yeah jack nicholson flashed me in a movie i saw the other day with matt damon and leonardo dicaprio, w/e the name was...so please dont compare yourself to him :(
hopeitsgewd 4 years ago
YouTube is sort of an "anything goes" media, for amateurs. You can do acting, or comedy, or play guitar, or skate, or breakdance, or show funny pets. I just like to give whacked shows.
smerdley 4 years ago
and i like to criticize them
hopeitsgewd 4 years ago
So...are you a "hater in training"? Really, it's so much more fun to make friends with people around the world you'll never meet, because if you met them in person you'd find out they really suck. and they'd think the same thing of you, as well--in person. LOL! =D
smerdley 4 years ago
you look like a zombie mr. rogers
hopeitsgewd 4 years ago
I look like I was having a headache that day. I have a blood disorder and I have to take chemo in capsule form daily, for the rest of my life. I really look like shit, in some of my videos, but I work it into the act. I do these videos just to get out of the sickness, and to put my mind on something funny, or scary, or otherwise entertaining to others who find humor in fucked up comedy.
smerdley 4 years ago
lol--my mother used to ask me that, when I was a kid, and acted goofy. "Tsk! How OLD are you?"--implication "You don't act it!{"
My age is on my home page.
smerdley 4 years ago
You're from Massachusetts, right? They say that in Massachusetts--"YOUAH WEIRD!" Goddamn right, I'm WEIRD! Get over it! =p
smerdley 4 years ago
engaging in auto-homosexuality lmao quote that
rapstar3411 4 years ago
Jerkin' your gherkin.
smerdley 4 years ago
HAHA that was great 5 stars and a half. lol
gothops154 4 years ago
Thanks.
smerdley 4 years ago
I think that was funny as hell, and I'm still laughing. Thinking how many people must have been like, "what's with THIS guy?" and then you know, you came around. HA HA. Good one.
danconnortown 4 years ago
It's called "acting"--am I any good at it?
=D
smerdley 4 years ago
Nope. Why do people always think that smoking weed goes hand-in-hand with being funny?
smerdley 4 years ago
LOL, great response
Sarinx7 4 years ago
"cough"vagina"cough" LOL how childish
lovezboobz 4 years ago
I was pretending to be one of those very embarrassed, repressed old uneducated prudes.
smerdley 4 years ago
hahahaha u do look like billy bob thorton
MeatCigar70 4 years ago
The reason I saw "Bad Santa" was because a couple of teenagers I know told me that "Bad Santa" reminded them exactly of ME. ;D
smerdley 4 years ago
ahahaha made me laugh, good one 5 stars
Kazuki2122 4 years ago
You know...I like your videos...for some reason I do, I mean this one is not serious, but makes u believe it is up until where u laugh ;p
And you kinda look like someone who should be in one of those 007 movies as the CEO of some company, or the evil guy, or even Bond's Boss ^_^
You are cool =]
friendly406 4 years ago
Yeah--Hollywood's waiting for me to die in abject poverty, with dogs urinating on me in the gutter, before they'll recognize me.
smerdley 4 years ago
lol ^_^
Well I dunno, I think you'd be good in one of those roles...
You can always sleep your way to the top, hehe...sigh* jk ^_^
But yeah you are talented, I think...
friendly406 4 years ago
Did you ever see Billy Bob Thornton, in "BAD SANTA"?
smerdley 4 years ago
hahahaha i thought you were gonna tell us how youll burn in hell for touching urself, seriously who the fuck hasnt cranked one off?
MeatCigar70 4 years ago
At first I thought you were some super orthodox christian preaching to children how they are going to burn ih hell if they touch their penis... Luckily, I was mistaken :))
Hillarious video :)
aerial51zd 4 years ago
ahaha top notch bud, for a second I thought you were serious, was thinking to myself "Maaaaaaan who hasn't whacked it"
GbBaker 4 years ago
I knew a thalidomide kid whose arms were little twigs just 4 inches long--I'll betcha HE never whacked his weenie!
=D
smerdley 4 years ago
i love how serious you sounded..then started lmaoing. HAH! ur ace
Falken240Ziex 4 years ago
Masturbation IS a sin, though. It leads directly to rape. Ifg you don't believe me, take a survey of every convicted rapist in prisons. They ALL started out, by handling their penises in a manner other than that which is necessary for the purposes of urination, or washing themselves in the bathtub. ;p
smerdley 4 years ago
go ahead N WHACK! LOL thats hilarious!
Dreamers1989 4 years ago
I could make people laugh, at the damned OBITUARIES, if I read the saddest, most tragic one in the world, in a sad voice, then cracked up at the end of it.
smerdley 4 years ago
Thank you. It was meant to be funny.
smerdley 4 years ago
wow, if thats right then i must have been gay from age 13
killer22720 4 years ago
Lol!
Lewisbeech 4 years ago