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  • It's a sin yes.

  • one word...porno

  • In My Own Understanding, MASTURBATION is a "LUST" means to say that ":LUST" is a SIN that came from the BIBLE, When u masturbate means ur thinking LUST to someone,so it end up watching PORN, Imagining a beautiful sexy figure, nor having sex with someone that you didnt love means ur "LUSTING" so u make a "SIN", many people said its a nature, but for my own sights it depends how u use ur mind to think clear and positive at all times.. u can do that lust only to ur gf/bf/wife/husband.

  • omg i though this was dead serious at first..i was seriuosly going to go on a killin spree cuz i never belived we could be this stupid...thank god it was just a joke!!! hold on gotta put the gun away haha.

  • For a second I thought you were serious. Then I lol'd xD.

  • hahahaha beavis and butthead....

  • This dude died of leukemia 56 months ago. Rotfl, check this page. Looks like your the idiot.

  • theres videos on his page from 11 months ago though

  • He's dead. Your not!

  • i meant uplaoded videos on his page made by him... i was just saying

  • haha thats funny as hell.

    although, im REALLY sure im not gay...

  • Haha :D. Great video :D.

  • Hey, you tricked me. :(

    But I guess it IS pretty funny.

  • I'm gay nao? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU

  • You gotta watch the whole video. Fer chrissakes it lasts less than a m inute and a half. It was a joke!!!

  • ROFLMFAO I never thought of it that way before.

  • i guess that makes every guy including me a fag! lol

  • masturbation is a part of nature. It releases stress and some scientific studies show that it is healthy for the body. Even in the animal kingdowms most animals masturbate. To put it simply, if you don't masturbate, you're a freak. btw nice being prejiduced agaisnt homosexuals. douchebag.

  • In case you don't get it, that video was me ACTING the part of a doofy guy, sort of like that character on the Beavis and Butthead movie, who caught Beavis and Butthead whacking off in his toolshed. I was making fun of people who say they never did it, because "only homos do that stuff." Or people who say they never NEED to do it--because they can always get a girl.(Yeahhh riiiight!)

  • Did you watch it till the end?

  • you Old Sag of a bag masturbating inst for HOMOS

    YOUR THE HOMO.

  • You must not get very good grades in school.

  • Theres nothing wrong with masterbation, it's healthy for u. Masterbation helps u relax when your stressed, and it prevents testicular cancer. But is it evil?

  • So that doesn't really answer anyone's question.

  • LMAO . . . nasty

  • omg! You are so hilarious hun! I've just found you on here via RayTheFox, and am catching up with watching all your vids and loving em - People are way too damned uptight today, so rock on smerdley! Love the term 'auto homosexuality' too LMAO :) ***kisses***

  • RayTheFox is amazing, isn't he? His innocence is something that I wish I had more of, in myself. Opposites attract, sometimes, eh?

  • YES IT IS...MASTURBATION=BODY PLEASURE....BODY PLEASURE=SIN....all of you that consider I'm right..please post "MASTURBATION=BODY PLEASURE...BODY PLREASUER=SIN" at all this kind of videos! PEACE!

  • Then try and stop- or you'll destroy your life if you become a chronic masturbator.

  • There is no such thing. It seems to me that you are uneducated and like to spout random stuff on the interwebs.

  • IM SINNING RIGHT NOW.

    all done...

  • Sinning is FUN!

    :D

  • Well it is sin- it can lead to homosexuality, but even if it doesn't, it's still a sin.

  • It only leads to homosexuality if you imagine dudes while you do it.

  • What if you imagine your own self, with a female?

  • I wouldnt consider that homosexual at all. haha

  • What you mean with dudes?

  • And why is it a sin?

  • Because everybody does it,and because God hates us and wants us all to burn up, in Hell.

    This is a JOKE, ya know?

  • It is sin- absolutely.

  • It's only a homosexual act if you lick your hand off, afterwards.

  • hhahahahahahaha

  • LOL.... this was great!

  • actually i think masturbation is a sin for catholics and christians since they believe that your life should only be focused on God. and yeah i think you get the point. but i dont know about giving themselves pleasure.... thats kinda weird lol

  • I think he was kidding but he had a point. Every time you have a whack session, you're giving a guy a hand job, but I don't think it's gay. Now if you were giving yourself a BJ, that'd be different.

  • Well, if you're giving yourself a BJ, a lot depends upon whether you spit afterwards--or swallow! ;P

  • srry fer the other comment this on was vry funny

  • ok you cant even say penis its just another body part its like saying face grow some balls man

  • I was playing a character, can't you tell by looking at my other videos that I am a character actor?

  • whack at it Hahaha LOL!!

  • It's a comedy channel.

  • so is it?

  • Of COURSE not! Hell isn't big enough for everybody who ever lived! =D

  • even though i dont agree, lol that makes so much sense hehe

    but i respect your opnion

  • This guys more of an idoit than the other guy. hes just tryin to be funny.

  • lol masterbashion is gay lol

    omg who ever believes that has to be gay lol

    nice vid man

  • Do they have a lot of virgins, in The Virgin Islands?

  • i achally dont know i just put it there cus i dont want to be the place that i am. but i fucking hope so cus i am going there soon a saweet

  • Nah--I'm just a good character actor, that's all.

  • that was some funny shit

  • XD

    I thought you were serious up until the end.

    That makes no sense anyways. While we masturbate we fantasize about women.

  • man that was funny

    i guess im flammingly gay

  • You're only gay if you lick your hand clean, afterwards...

  • Dude, you're not even comfortable saying ordinary clinical words such as "penis" and "vagina". How can I take you seriously?

    Some basic logic: If Masturbation == Homosexual, and 100% of guys masturbate, then it follows: 100% of guys == homosexual! I can't wait to tell all my straight friends that they're really gay!

  • Do you comprehend the meaning of the word "comedy"? Do you seriously think that video was reality? DuuUUuuuuUUuuhhh!

  • i love how his name is dick breath dont you, and hes critqueing you laughing while asying penis and va jay jay( i can say vagina but va jay jay is so much better)

  • DickBreath--haven't you ever heard of Listerine?

  • good video man.

  • Thanks, Joel5992. I've gotten a lot of negative shit over this video, from people who don't understand that it was just comedy--so a positive response is refreshing.,..

  • What does he mean playing with your penis instead of with a tiner?

  • He said vagina

  • I was pretending that I was too repressed,too ashamed,and too uncomfortable to say the words "penis" and "vagina". without covering my lips with one hand and coughing at the same time.

    (Where DO they come up with such filthy, dirty words??)

  • lmao. i love youtube

  • Thanks, tommydee--YouTube is better than TV, the writers' strike doesn't affect YouTube, and you don;t have all the constant commercials!

  • This guy just made enemies with every religious teenage boy o_O

  • nice one man

  • That dude scared me. I thought he was serious at first. I glad he laughted about it at the end. Relief! But I guess there is a guy somewhere who believes in that.

  • So...what if you jack off to some porn?

  • You'll get pimples. (But that's why they make Clearasil!) ;p

  • haha

  • i just laughed my ass off :D :D

  • LOL i replied a bit to soon. i love the ending hahahaha, you're a funny one =P

  • please make a video saying "Do you want to play a game?" shit, you sound like the guy form saw lol, but thats cool.

  • LOL

  • I always thought the Wolfman was cool.

  • Hehehe you laugh like Barney Rubble.

    It's a good thing, really!

  • lmao! you're sooooo funny... and a little weird...

  • Funny and weird DO go well together, don't they?

  • In some cases, yours is one of them, you're so funny :P

  • "cough cough...viggeener..."

  • MAN he's baked.

  • hahahaha.....i know eh

  • LOL

    ur the coolest old man i know (no offence)

  • hahah, that is so awsome!!!

  • mega cool

  • HAHAHAHAHA hes SO BAKED!

  • lolz, the whole idea of masturbation is just bad...

  • lol nice one

  • LMFAO

  • Actually, masturbation is ONLY a homosexual act, if you lick your hand clean, afterwards...

  • whew, dodged a bullet there... =] i actually believed u the first time i watched it *i didnt catch the part at the end but after i watched it the second time i realized u were joking xD

  • Thanks--I love throwing those curveballs!

  • BAD SANTA is one Hell of a great Christmas movie--good any time of year, actually. I think it's the best Christmas movie EVER made, in fact! =D

  • Haha xDDD niiice!

  • lol thank god you were joking

  • freak

  • skater

  • WHAT.........LMAO

  • Thanks--Brooklyn is the best borough in NYC to come from. Don't let anybody tell you different. YAY BROOKLYN!!

  • bwahahahaha that's a funny way of looking at it.

  • There was actually a guy up in Eugene Oregon, named Tim The Woodcutter, who really believed that, and it was his favorite subject to rant about in public. And he wasn't even religious!

  • seriously tho........the guy was joking anyways...."hahahaha i heard that from a friend a long time ago" like holy fuck people....hes kidding, look at some of his other shit...its all funny "JOKES" being the keyword........hes just a funny stoner......good job sir...your a funny man lol

  • Thanks, but the thing of it is, I'm not even a stoner, any more!

  • k seriously....heres the truth.....

    Masterbation is NOT a sin, However masterbating while looking at porn or thinking sexual thoughts about a person is...thats in the bible.

    having lust is a sin its normal to masterbate. however.....i cant get off about thinking about lolly pops or school books....so i enjoy a good porno mag now and then.

  • Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! OMG! LOL, LO, LOL,LOL.THis is the first time I heard something that hilarious and crazy, so all u duds are gay, even me and I'm a girl LOL

  • wtf, masturbation is a sin, if you protestants actually red more than like 20 versus from the bible you would find the out! READ THE WHOLE BIBLE, NOT JUST A FEW SCRIPTURES, lol. dumb prots....

  • Well, the Bible never mentions cannibalism, so then, cannibalism is ok? NOT! Anyhow, this isn't a theology discussion.

  • my friend.. there are many things that i don't know, but there is a thing i know all churchs are composited by men and the men can be mistakes, therefore i believe that we men must read in first person the "VANGELO", so we untherstand the realy message of our Father(i'm happy that for protestant the masturbation isn't a sin). sorry for my bed bed english, bye good friend

  • I can understand your English. Thank you.

  • the masturbation is a sin for catholic church, anyway this kind of sin was born in middle time. also the "bibbia" speack about the masturbation and it tells that is a sin.

    hawever we know that in past (in middle time (1000 a.d.) there was a twisted vision of the religion, anyway masturbation for me isn't a sin becouse jesus didn't speack about

    and the principal message of jesus was: ama il prossimo tuo come te stesso... (u love all people like u love yourself)

  • I'm Protestant. Masturbation is not a sin, for ANYBODY. If it was, we'd all be going to Hell. Especially Protestants, who masturbate the most.

  • Hahah I thought you were serious and I freaked out :D Good one!

  • Thanks! I have about 200 other videos, on the smerdley channel! Subscribe to me, if you like 'em!

  • no. u just think that cuz u do it woth other guys...

  • LOL! for some reason, this video made me laugh.

  • r u a virgin or something 8-)

  • Nobody's a virgin forever!

  • why u loom like that do u ahve a mask on

  • Yah, right--a mask. Where can you buy as good a mask as this one, I ask ya?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Homesexuals own first of all second of all how is this crazy ass old man telling ME about how to touch myself, you cant say you've never touched yourself so are you gay and finally dicks r liek teh fun plz :p

  • this is kinda creepy you crack smoker...

  • Don't insult me by calling me a crack smoker. Crack is for the lowest ghetto shitheads on earth.

  • yeh, that was my impression :o

  • i dont wanna fight, i wanna make fun of creepy guys who like to talk about masturbation and homosexuals

  • Let me ask you a question--how come everybody else seems to "get" my humor, but you don't? Another question--when you go to the movies, do you think Jack Nicholson is REALLY like that?

  • uh.....yeah jack nicholson flashed me in a movie i saw the other day with matt damon and leonardo dicaprio, w/e the name was...so please dont compare yourself to him :(

  • YouTube is sort of an "anything goes" media, for amateurs. You can do acting, or comedy, or play guitar, or skate, or breakdance, or show funny pets. I just like to give whacked shows.

  • and i like to criticize them

  • So...are you a "hater in training"? Really, it's so much more fun to make friends with people around the world you'll never meet, because if you met them in person you'd find out they really suck. and they'd think the same thing of you, as well--in person. LOL! =D

  • you look like a zombie mr. rogers

  • I look like I was having a headache that day. I have a blood disorder and I have to take chemo in capsule form daily, for the rest of my life. I really look like shit, in some of my videos, but I work it into the act. I do these videos just to get out of the sickness, and to put my mind on something funny, or scary, or otherwise entertaining to others who find humor in fucked up comedy.

  • lol--my mother used to ask me that, when I was a kid, and acted goofy. "Tsk! How OLD are you?"--implication "You don't act it!{"

    My age is on my home page.

  • You're from Massachusetts, right? They say that in Massachusetts--"YOUAH WEIRD!" Goddamn right, I'm WEIRD! Get over it! =p

  • engaging in auto-homosexuality lmao quote that

  • Jerkin' your gherkin.

  • HAHA that was great 5 stars and a half. lol

  • Thanks.

  • I think that was funny as hell, and I'm still laughing. Thinking how many people must have been like, "what's with THIS guy?" and then you know, you came around. HA HA. Good one.

  • It's called "acting"--am I any good at it?

    =D

  • Nope. Why do people always think that smoking weed goes hand-in-hand with being funny?

  • LOL, great response

  • "cough"vagina"cough" LOL how childish

  • I was pretending to be one of those very embarrassed, repressed old uneducated prudes.

  • hahahaha u do look like billy bob thorton

  • The reason I saw "Bad Santa" was because a couple of teenagers I know told me that "Bad Santa" reminded them exactly of ME. ;D

  • ahahaha made me laugh, good one 5 stars

  • You know...I like your videos...for some reason I do, I mean this one is not serious, but makes u believe it is up until where u laugh ;p

    And you kinda look like someone who should be in one of those 007 movies as the CEO of some company, or the evil guy, or even Bond's Boss ^_^

    You are cool =]

  • Yeah--Hollywood's waiting for me to die in abject poverty, with dogs urinating on me in the gutter, before they'll recognize me.

  • lol ^_^

    Well I dunno, I think you'd be good in one of those roles...

    You can always sleep your way to the top, hehe...sigh* jk ^_^

    But yeah you are talented, I think...

  • Did you ever see Billy Bob Thornton, in "BAD SANTA"?

  • hahahaha i thought you were gonna tell us how youll burn in hell for touching urself, seriously who the fuck hasnt cranked one off?

  • At first I thought you were some super orthodox christian preaching to children how they are going to burn ih hell if they touch their penis... Luckily, I was mistaken :))

    Hillarious video :)

  • ahaha top notch bud, for a second I thought you were serious, was thinking to myself "Maaaaaaan who hasn't whacked it"

  • I knew a thalidomide kid whose arms were little twigs just 4 inches long--I'll betcha HE never whacked his weenie!

    =D

  • i love how serious you sounded..then started lmaoing. HAH! ur ace

  • Masturbation IS a sin, though. It leads directly to rape. Ifg you don't believe me, take a survey of every convicted rapist in prisons. They ALL started out, by handling their penises in a manner other than that which is necessary for the purposes of urination, or washing themselves in the bathtub. ;p

  • go ahead N WHACK! LOL thats hilarious!

  • I could make people laugh, at the damned OBITUARIES, if I read the saddest, most tragic one in the world, in a sad voice, then cracked up at the end of it.

  • Thank you. It was meant to be funny.

  • wow, if thats right then i must have been gay from age 13

  • Lol!