AVGN TRAILER: X-Men - Episode 69

[WebVManReturns]

I am LJN. Master of SUCKNESS.  Welcome to BOREDOM!

[didogazeto]

whats the name of the music?

[goooooooism]

i wish ljn didnt make movie or ficton games

[MegaJohnnytv]

HE HATE LJN

[DemonKingMMA]

Well there might be gold......Gold covered Shit!

[MidniteAndBeyond]

Hehe, episode 69

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

XMEN WELCOME TO DIE!!!

[KartKing4ever]

Orange you a fuckin idiot

[nintendoseagaill]

102 people still got a needle in there ass

[LelouchCommandsYou]

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

[bxsosick]

that x men opening song is great

[hemansupreme]

whats the name of the song here

[Astroman9991]

Enough with the 69 jokes, please. We get it...sorry, but, it's getting repetitive. So, anyway, excellent review.

[SmugglesTheMonkey]

Episode 69 :D

[blackhawks2009]

lmao, 69...

XD

[Gamer12356]

to all u n00bs, 69 is a sex position, in which a guy does things to a womans private area with their mouth and the woman does the same to the guy...god, youtube is for 13 year olds and above, sooooo dont make an account and lie about ur age...-.-

[MegaGangstaparadise]

@Gamer12356 please respect the avgn community trolls are not welcome theres kids here so please watch your language if not well flag your comment -_- ok buh bye

[Gamer12356]

@MegaGangstaparadise im not a troll, i love AVGN :P

[Angemon4]

@Gamer12356 if your pissed at 13 year olds...why do you say private area?

[Gamer12356]

@Angemon4 im not pissed at 13 year olds, im pissed at younger kids misleading their age and saying their 13 when theyre really like 9-12, thats why im saying to like seriously not lie about their age...

[xxjark0rxx]

this suck mi left ball and this suck my right ball :D rofl

[Evaldas256]

Full video out now :3

[UNknown53411]

LJN shit production

[killkenny5000]

100 people are LJN fans

[newwaveknight1]

I would love to see AVGN do a review of LJN as a whole. The only good game I can think of that they've done is Maximum Carnage.

[Pokefangirl1995]

welcome to die XD

[elecroprik1]

laughing joking numbnuts lol

[KingOfCoolio]

I like the Spinal Tap reference in the beginning of the actual video.

[pauladrian360]

LJN are seven sins.

[QuartrGuy]

LJN...the ultimate nemesis of gamers everywhere.

[Dawgster67]

lol 69

[fredo915]

ljn suckes

[bergAgreb]

100 people gave the computer a character with projectiles.

[Dasiyssis]

everyones talking about the number 69..what does it mean?????

[RasmusKudahl]

@Dasiyssis Sex position ^^

[Dasiyssis]

@RasmusKudahl I still dont get it!!!!

[Zawicki1]

@Dasiyssis Your twelve and your probably thinking "what is this"? IF you don't understand it no point in finding out ;D

[Dasiyssis]

@Zawicki1 im actually 13 and im guessing it means a sexual thing....am i right?...

[Zawicki1]

@Dasiyssis Yes. It is. Don't worry about it though.

[Random90sKid]

@Dasiyssis yes,finally you understand.Dumbass.

[Angemon4]

@Dasiyssis Your too young. 

[pikachu7567]

69! lawl, wait what does that mean?

[SpaceGuru5]

99 people work/worked for LJN.

[newwaveknight1]

99 people work for LJN.

[SteeleZack]

" there is no gold at the end of that rainbow"

[SegaMasterSystem101]

5:40

looks like a bee with an ant's head

[superxbox10]

James Rolfe has just made 250 videos on youtube!

[DinerSals]

@Gmodaholic:

You mean a disgrace to Universal, since they made LJN.

[Angemon4]

He should have done the atari "games" for 69

[Johnlindsey289]

I played the NES X-Men game when i was 8 in early 1990 cause i've been an X-Men fan since i was 5 reading my big brother's comics, it blew badly and hours of my life were gone to waste. Wolverine was medicore but better than the other one.

[heroshadow42]

LJN proceed with the bit of Taboo for the claws in Spiderman and X-men: Arcade's Revenge. Some enemies need to be killed without the claws in order to restore health.

[psychomantis108]

it hurts when wolverine takes his claws out but it doesn't kill him esspecially when he uses them

[fattyvid]

I just noticed.

LJN sounds like a negative IGN.

L and I are kind of similar.

J and G are kind of similar.

They also both have something to do with video games and end with an N.

[Angemon4]

@fattyvid LJN is iRategamer. And IGN is AVGN. LJN is just a bad rip off xD

[goofydog07]

@fattyvid i just noticed that wtf?

[xBlackxZerox]

@fattyvid Maybe LJN was reborn as IGN? *dramatic music *

[robloxguy23]

@fattyvid Maybe LJN is IGN's evil twin. (jk)

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@fattyvid they both suck, but IGN doesn't suck so much, because, its really hard to compete with LJN

[321cheeseman]

@fattyvid

And they both fucking suck, too.

I think you may be on to something...

[WebVManReturns]

@fattyvid Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[drigonizer]

James here's what I believe happened in the X-Men game with the fail hero AI they ether decided that it wasnt worth it and didnt make it (not likely cause it moves) OR made one that was a failed copy of the AI for the monsters (without wall collision) so it just ran into a wall over and over again OR they could've just used the AI from the monsters for the hero AI but for some reason the wall collision still worked like a "flying" monster so anyway it happened it FAILED big time FUCKFIRE BURN IT

[TheIRONMAN1113]

well u cant use the claws wait did not watch x-men 1 in there rouge ask logan (wolverine) that if hurts when he takes out his claws and logan said yeah every time

[cadcTV]

Oh James, why must you be so awesome XD

[WeiRdGuiTarGuY]

Ya all the Ljn games are just total BUUUULLLLSHIT! But there is one game I like, and I think almost everyone will disagree with me. That game is beetlejuice...

But I wanna know what is the song that plays in this trailer

[nexttxtking]

Ljn stands 4 Lumberjacks Juggling ShitNickles

[Torjuz1337]

Whats the song?

[soontobefamous11]

in a way the beginning of the trailer it kinda sounds like donkey kong country

[dewybmt]

ljn is officially the sh*t sign. any game you see it on should be instantly classified as sh*t.

[Etkar2008]

@dewybmt

No No No! Every LJN games should be rated F for Fuckballs!

[dewybmt]

@Etkar2008 or how about we combine the two for fs for f*cking sh*tballs. what do you think? would that work?

[gruntshunts123]

ive played the simpsons arcade and xmen arcade games you mentioned- very good games. home versions would be nice.

[progamer63]

FUUUCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! i just bought the genesis version and my genesis dies

[ComicBookFan97]

i bet that x-men mutant academy for the game color is way better than all the games mentioned before the arcade one

[buggee1997]

69 Dudes , WHOA . Quote from bill and ted

[CheeseMcCrackers]

lol 69

[Th3xUnkn0wn]

@CheeseMcCrackers are you like 12?

[Chawz1337]

yea. except you have to get shots/blood tests. and you chose to get the xmen needle. :D

[AnimationStationS]

Did anybody notice the Ljn rainbow is backwards?

[popo237]

You want to play a real shitty X-Men game? Play the one for Mattel's Hyper Scan system, one of the worst fighting games, for one of the worst game system of all time.

[UmbraeNacht]

It's an X-Men barbeque; burgers and beer.

[iiAFX]

@aprilgold

He does mostly, but not always, he did videos for Battletoads and SMB3, and sometimes he talks about good games in the reviews with more than one game, like in the Batman review he talked about "Batman" on the NES, which was a good game.

[krakelak]

Welcome to DIIIIIIE

[Mortskcab]

@PandaOwnageXD Look at all the middle school aged kids who thumbed up your comment because they still find "69" jokes funny

[IAMNGIN]

@PandaOwnageXD 69?

im 12 years old and what is this

[TheBlacKoopa]

@IAMNGIN retard

[IAMNGIN]

@TheBlacKoopa wat retard mean

[nintendo917]

@PandaOwnageXD 69 in a title = Atari porn 2

[Eartheternalbeast]

you fergot one game spiderman and the x-men for snes

[enemY1990]

the ending is just hilarious "WELCOME TO DIIIIIE"

[SuperUsTube]

lol 69

[ericgonzalez9410]

Welcome To Die :)

[littlegrimmie1]

are you a god. no. then WELCOME TO DIE!!!!!! >=D

[RussianPenguin1]

N-E EH SEX MEN

[Tannersvan]

@RussianPenguin1 i said it like 15 times and it sounded like "i need a sex man", lolwut

[pmsherndon]

You shouldve made this episode the Atari Porn episode :)

69

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

HAHA 69

[100spiritlink]

.....69!! OH YA!

[bicthfromky24]

win are you making the x-men gameplay

[maggotmendirectories]

LJN= Losers Jacking Off Noisly

[Zoogiezoogie]

lol episode 69 :P

[PORTABLENoah]

How does this song cald?

[dragon55001]

episode 69. yea 69

[INEEDZALL]

i remember when i wanted to download the TMNT arcade on a rom and the title said T2

so i opened it and the first thing i saw was ljn

Chuck Norris himself could have not closed the file faster

[515sharingan515]

@INEEDZALL oh yes he could ..........lol

[CMOODO]

LJN sucks D:

[buggee1997]

To my knowledge , LJN ruined the karate kid , back to the future , friday the 13th , and nightmare on elm street .

[MrTonetone31]

How come you didnt cover the Xmen game for SNES?????????? i thought that was a good xmen game!!!!!!!

[MrJoey889]

@MrTonetone31 he reviews bad games not good ones

[fungstupid]

LJN= Motherfucking piece of buffalo bullshit

[ganzofsorrow]

the LJN rainbow is the new pentagram

[JacobDTV]

all i have to say is....HAHA EPISODE 69

[Kegeto]

Ljn is the fucking destructive of our child hood!. I hate fucking LJN

[crazy4guitar3000]

So I notice in a lot of AVGN videos James is always giving SEGA the benefit of the doubt, like how the Nintendo version of Ghostbusters sucks monkey fuck but the SEGA version is kick-ass, the Nintendo X -Men sucks ass but once again SEGA pulls through with their own kick-ass game...SEGA FTW!!!

[third3ye024]

i have this game and its hard as fuuuuck

[fungstupid]

LJN = motherfucking piece ofshit

[Victo958]

its like something youll see on action 52. LJFuckers!!

[enemY1990]

lol i loved the ending...

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

xD

[apelord33]

seriously, who laughs about the fact that this is the 69th video, i mean.........uuuhhhh

ok, forget it, its a little bit funny because of the LJN rainbow

[kutvn]

LJN sucks

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

LJN is ass

[ChobinHood]

@dawidsniper Song at the beginning is the title theme from X-Men 2 on Genesis.

[Scouter9001]

episode 69 giggidy

[Scouter9001]

episode 69 gigidy

[Flanders637]

what is ljn

[SchlossRitter]

I actually liked two of LJN's WWF games on the SNES. Then again, they only published them and Sculptured Software developed

.

Hah, guess this episode took something harder than Rolling Rock to make it through

.

I was surprised how well Turtles in Time was ported, after the hack job done on the first arcade game. It is too bad those other good games couldn't be done as well, as you said.

[Extermatott]

Ha 69...

[parodyprinces3]

when he said "nes xmen", it sounded like "any of us sex men" O_O

[ffejgib]

AVGN announced that the founder of Ljn is finally DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

[ThingxHulk]

@ffejgib

thats nothing to celebrate over. LJN was a toy company, and yeh, it might have been shitty, but they were jsut trying to make money off of stupid people who should have known better.

its not funny that you would celebrate the death of another human being.

[ffejgib]

@ThingxHulk

take it easy, man. it's only a joke!

[bradleyboy213]

lol its episode 69

[M364M4Ncro]

dude, there IS a SNES X-man game, and it rocks!!!! why didnt u mention it?

note, i played that game on an super nintendo that u call super corrosomething, i dont know

u cant see me, my time is now!!!!

[krissi2003]

x-men wo-men whats sexist about that

[BenBenjiro]

wolverines claws draining energy doesnt make sense at all. if it followed anything from the comics, wolverine would actually have to regenerate health over time

[poesidon2323]

he should have made the atari porn video as 69 XD

[XiaoXiaoMan1123]

The gallows await at the end of the LJN rainbow.

[Scouter9001]

WELCOME TO DIEEEEEEEEE

[Gojiranight101]

ha ha 69

[jason24568]

0:11 LJN Logo! LJN rainbow of Death!

[ortoni099]

welcome to die!!!!

[StiqueJade]

Ur the best.....

[Johnlindsey289]

Nightmare Befroe Christmas is a love-it or hate it movie, it's just an awesome adult animated movie. Who thinks Burton's Batmans are better than Nolan's?

[svanus2264bob]

@Johnlindsey289

 I do

[exammaster]

To the assholes that are saying, " The Nightmare before Christmas sucks ass!" or any of that shit, DON'T mock Tim Burton.. Or I'll find you.. I love his movies, I didn't see the batman one's though because I DON'T like Batman.. I liked when Adam West and burt Ward played Batman and Robin but that was it.. On topic, The AVGN is epic! His work is always top notch in brilliance.

[cjs11227]

Welcome to DIE!!

[GABRIO4]

what movie bitch

[KRug47]

or you could just click the link to the full free version in the info box

[DrDK144]

@ johnlindsey289

nightmare before christmas sucked ass, and the batman were a bit creepy (kinda like the office perv).

[1234PIE43215]

Nightmare before Christmas was great.

[prodigy503]

Hahhhaaaaa LJN!!!!! Lol:)

[imkindaDasH]

thats gonna be my new ingame slogan

[imkindaDasH]

WELCOME TO DIEEEE

[funman2100]

i thing the claws were recratble case in the move thay are and he fight with his fist

[DrDK144]

random analogy about Tim Burton and LJN here; the nerd says LJN is a terrible game company and has a monopoly of bad games. well same thing with Tim Burton, he's a terrible director and has a monopoly of bad movies. Tim Burton is the LJN version of movies. which is why whenever he makes a new film i dont see it, because i dont have to see it to know that its bad. if u tim burton's name, then you'll know its gonna be bad.

[Johnlindsey289]

What about Nightmare Before Christmas or his Batman movies?

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

X-MEN, WELCOME TO DIE!!!

[forsurenoob]

whats the deal with everyone picking on the fact that its episode 69 O.o

[Yoda2245]

I always wondered what his thoughts were on Mutant Apocalypse.

[Revor0383]

what's the name of that damn song!!!! It was in my head all day long!!

[TheClassicalgamer1]

An X men is an awesome idea for a game so how did they mess it up so bad? Welcome to die! LOL!

[JediMasterCurt]

x men is my fav comic book

[Halo3kixass]

I know! Needles are quite painful especially with the painful damage done to your arm for like 2 weeks or so. anyways, hes right, its over SO quickly. good review btw. AVGN is the HERO of Classic 1980 memories.

[link20115]

lol episode 69

[psycho642]

He can't just skip it now can he......

[rushnerd]

This horrific game cause me to eject it through my moms living room window it pissed me off so bad. To his day nothing else has made me THAT flustered.

[icarus3375]

welcome to DIE!!!

[tapion567]

you should have reviewed x-men children of the atom

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

damn thats a sexy songg

[pwnttothemax]

on "wolverine", his punching attacks have the exact same sound effects as LJN's terminator game

[theqman24]

LOL 69 Episodes

[Johnlindsey289]

X-Men for NES i played as a kid in 1990 and that was a big waste of time.

[sharkperson1]

Also its on snes

[sharkperson1]

I found a copy of spiderman and the x-men game and guess who its made by?

[16Dolphins]

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

[SnipingIsFun]

You should review the X-Men SNES game. I forgot the name of it though. But it is similar to that X-Men 2 on the Sega Genesis from this review.

[INEEDZALL]

nudging everything? looks more like they're fucking dry humping everything!!!!!!

[Mostafaqasemdarx]

the background music is from " X-men 2 Clone Wars Title Screen " .

[CLeRKSfan4life]

LJN weren't all bad. They published some good wrestling games on the SNES.