The Big Bang Theory - A Time-Share Time Machine

[rappedinplasticfresh]

y does it really matter which way his sandwich is i bet 100% its still good but sheldon is still beyond funny.i am a good fan of the BIG BANG THEORY.

[longhornfan478]

what episode is this from?

[sickoslater]

@longhornfan478 "the nerdvana annihilation"

[longhornfan478]

@sickoslater thank you

[redhead1892]

as a "sandwich artist" (ugh) at subway for 3 years, i can say that there really are people who get upset about the order in which things are put onto their sandwich. it drives me CRAZY

[sickoslater]

@redhead1892 gotta love that name ;)

[OhMyFreakingGoshh]

-"This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster.

I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and swiss on wholewheat."

-"What did they give you?"

-"Turkey and roast beef with swiss and lettuce on wholewheat."

[sourxxjane]

... why do people find this funny

[RoundHouseRecords]

@sourxxjane Because it is.

[WhiteShadow2k1]

@sourxxjane Only SMART people do.

[Kaaxe]

hate laugh tracks.... so much

[lambovsatan225]

@Kaaxe Ikr? They might as well have the producer pop-up on the screen whenever someone says something funny.

Guy1: I used to be funny..then I took an arrow in the knee"

*laugh track starts and THE PRODUCER POPS ON THE SET*

DID WE MAKE YOU LAUGH YET?! DID WE MAKE YOU LAUGH YET?!

[cbernier3]

@lambovsatan225 its not a laugh track, it's a live audience.

[lambovsatan225]

@cbernier3 I meant in general, not in this video in particular.

[teamstarpug]

Press 5 - random german speech

Press 6 - NEIN

Press 9 - Laugh track sounds like bowling pins being knocked over.

[dirkthewrench]

epic video gaming chair i wouldve bid

[crashbasher09]

press 5 for german shanty

[vpivideos]

wjhat season and episode is this on....

[Timsalt3100]

I remember that film , while it would be cool to own it how many people have the room.

[AlBundyFan365]

I just want to say the best thing about The Big Bang Theory is that it DOESN'T air on NBC. If it did, the jerks at that company would be taking all videos (of the show) off Youtube left and right, so I'm glad they (NBC) have no control over this funny sitcom. Good job, CBS! (8^)

[carlosTIVO]

SNIIPEEEEE!!!!!!

[zedkpea]

i second sheldon's opinion about his sandwich :)

[5dsAbr]

I still don't get why no one else bidded, was it because it was so large?

[WatchMeSpore]

@5dsAbr Yes. Also...

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

[ayumunarumi15]

@5dsAbr yea idk either

[SetsunaNoroi]

I would so buy that for 800.

[NoLifegod]

Was that an Alien Ware Running Mac? lol

[redsoxxx1234]

take that cbs i have defeated you and your ads

[nodamnnickname]

the good old big bang theory days, when it was only the 4 guys and penny. amy farrah fowler and bernadette ruined it.

[SwordPengy8]

@pippipepper your looks? Your an ugly bitch, inside and out. You would be lucky to be their janitor, these men make SO much more money than you. Your filth to them, they dont even want you. Your obviously a dumb woman. Your calling me stupid? Who says their "All Woman"? Lol no, I assumed you were part woman, part man. Your a fucking idiot. One of those nazi feminists that believes all men are fags. Good luck with life, bitch. These great men wouldn't be attracted to you, your nothing.

[SwordPengy8]

@pippipepper I hope you get shot in the face. Your a stereotypical dumb bitch. I cant tell if your a woman or a man, but either way, fuck you.

[Thegossipgirlxxoo]

amazing Quality ! Thank you!

[willisarts]

@Thegossipgirlxxoo ...What else would you expect from the show's tv channel Youtube account?

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

you never call for an enemy sniper

[misium]

its beautiful

[TheDeathdragon1]

this is a perfect example on why you should always read the description

[Nikanaiko]

OH MY GOD I never thought I would understand Sheldon's OCD but the whole thing with the lettuce and the cheese is the same reason I always put mayonnaise between my meat and my cheese. XD SHELDON UNDERSTANDS ME.

[jkhukhuy6uyte6k]

@Nikanaiko I always make my ham, cheese and turkey sandwiches with the ingredients in the same exact order every time. So yeah, sheldon always understands.

[dobz41]

why does the audiance sound like there in a toilet???

[turellsolution]

Swiper no Sniping.

[gearsofcake12]

what episode is this?

[waki1996]

I still don't understand why no one else bid....

[brendanr00lz4]

@waki1996 Probably because its size.

[Timsalt3100]

@waki1996 Probably because it was too damm big

[MyNamesAlan]

what episode???

[ffaithii]

@pippipepper OHHH!!!!!! I remember a little bit.. Yeah my ass hurts. My jaw is a little sore. But its all good. Call me whenever you feel like partying again. I'm never too busy for your fine ass. ;D

[retardedegon]

pippy you are a dumb fuckin bitch, likely american judging by the way you talk. fuck yourself and get killed. bitch.

[ffaithii]

@pippipepper We met the other day...? OHHH I get it. You're just another crackhead. Gotcha.

[ffaithii]

@pippipepper no u.

[ffaithii]

@pippipepper lolz. You are one of the few that will get left behind when we move onto another planet. and btw i'm not "weak" like these guys. I would break you in half.

[controvesorry]

@pippipepper the writers know that. that's why the show is so popular.

[LeetGamingTV]

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[rextrek]

love this show, one of the best comedies on TV today .....

[madonna9090]

they should make the big bang threory the movie

[Dragodemon000]

I took the time to test out Sheldon's thesis on sandwich ingredient order...

It was a month well-spent, and my sandwiches have never been better.

[yojesus123]

@Dragodemon000 haha good to know,

[NHix33]

In real life you would have to put it all together.

[guitarKnight01]

what season is this?

[bottle2lip]

@guitarKnight01

1

[raojz]

mac on dell?

[LocoEvents]

@raojz It's the Safari Browser. You can install Safari on a PC.

[virgoptrex]

TBBT is a nice way to advertise geeky products that otherwise few people know!

[Songsmirth]

Why didn't they have the men put it together in their apartment? Am I just too logical or am I missing something?

[jinxiejae]

@Songsmirth it was already put together, it didn't come unassembled and the elevator is broken.

[Songsmirth]

@jinxiejae Ah! Thanks. I didn't notice the men carrying the flat things with wheels. Pays to ask. Thanks Jin. :)

[MiKKA335]

Sheldon's actually right about the moisture barrier.

[arabianights]

this is actually pretty good replica, didn't get why the guys seemed disappointed at the end

[EnigmaDrath]

@arabianights

Not so much disappointed as stunned. They thought they were getting a MINIATURE time machine replica that could go on a shelf or something. Instead they end up with a full scale model that'll take up a lot of space in their appartments XD

[TheEnviromentfreak]

@EnigmaDrath that and they just couldn't see how to get it up the stairs XD

[lindapittsburgh]

I like them all

I would like to see a few new apartment occupants on the other floors of the building..

like a nasty old woman or a pretty COUGAR type woman?

[Random0rants0eco0yay]

i repeated the first part with the swiss and turkey and lettuce like 5 times to find what was wrong with the sandwich... WIN!

[KickAssVideos1]

@Random0rants0eco0yay ME TOO!

[TheGreenLantern300]

I WOULD BUY THAT IN AN INSTANT.

[MrNoNuKe4U]

Sheldon is awesome and quite annoying sometimes when Leonerd brings home dinner

[sweetkyprincess]

bahaha! this show just wouldn't be right w/o sheldon! he is flippin hilarious!!! the sandwich bit was so true but still completely LOL inducing!!!! :-D

[konstantinosmei]

completely agree on the sandwich

the movie timemachine sucked though

[Kojow7]

@konstantinosmei You really think it sucked that bad? I thought it was an awesome movie for its time. The remake on the other hand I did not care too much for.

[konstantinosmei]

@Kojow7

yes i do

very bad

[chicomarx01]

On the topic of the sandwich, I... completely understand what he's talking about. Whenever I buy a sandwich where the wet lettuce is touching the bread, it's about the grossest thing ever.

[TekelBrighteyes]

Dude, if he doesn't want it I'll give him $800 for it. I mean, come on, the actual thing from the movie. I'd have snipped that thing.

[hagbard72]

Seem to recall this thing was actually on eBay at one time...went for more than $800 though.

[jeffen8]

i do not understand why no1 bid o,o...

[thegoddescomposer]

worst gay idiots ever ffs put this out of tv plz plz

[runawaymotor]

@thegoddescomposer What's "ffs"?

[thegoddescomposer]

@runawaymotor for fuck sake

[kanharn]

@runawaymotor farts, flew, songly

[Televersity]

@K4inan. hmmm, this would kind of depend on the type of person that HAD the Asperger's, a person may have it and be autosexual... personally i have met 2 people in my 54 years like Sheldon, (one of them very much so).

Live long and prosper.

k x

[98sibuna]

That thing with sandwich isn't as annoying when you get meal with unequal proportions of ingredients. For example when you order beef in restaurant with side-dish, it's annoying when it (eg. fries or oven potatoes) doesn't match the meat. Often times (especially with oven potatoes) the side-dish is way too plentiful. The correct ratio should be 1-1 (one fork-full of meat to one potato cube)... And don't get me started on the onion rings.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Hey, that sandwich order is very important; there is an entire field of science on ordering objects, and they have to be tracked correctly; the advance science does it abstract, it is ordered by indirect reference, but in real life we do not do time & space coordinates that line up when you bite into the sandwich--that is God stuff. The Time Machine is fun: If you could take a set of books to a impoverished future, which ones would you take?

[spike4561]

@WOWJBEOWULF tomorrow when the war began

[puxo2000]

no doubt, Raj is the most sensitive geek from the TBBT....he saw sophie's choice, all 6 seasons from sex in the city, etc....

[thedudecalledpj]

What episode is this from?

[GaolisVideoLog]

This is the way I like my videos on youtube. No ads before the clip.

[Bladerunner93]

$800 for a full-sized replica of The Time Machine is a pretty good deal

[Thelego65]

@Bladerunner93  no $1000 is an good deal

[HallosEverybody]

@Bladerunner93

But Sheldon saying "I understand why no one else bid" is pricelesss

[TheMercDeadpool1]

@Bladerunner93 i dont think its a replica. i think its the original prop

[itznicks]

I want that time machine, i reckon it would be cool if it was a car!

[llwii4musiq]

miniature my ass! it even bigger than my car lol

[junjie01]

i dont get the joke here. why no one else bid?

[Bravehart10000]

@junjie01 It was a "miniature" Time machine from the movie. It is really full sized and bulky.

[magxsnyp3r]

@junjie01 Because it was a full size version of the time machine

[junjie01]

@magxsnyp3r but is at the page, everyone would have seen it written as "miniature" and got tricked as well.

[whaduzitmatr]

@junjie01 would you want that in your house?

[junjie01]

@whaduzitmatr haha, nope.

[junjie01]

i dont understand y no one else bid. lol

[megatobby1991]

The sandwich thing started to make sense...

The show is changing me for the inside ö..

[MrsSarb]

hahaha that's awesome! that would be so cool to own that

[Songsmirth]

Why didn't he bid ten dollars??? Or five or fifty cents?

[whaduzitmatr]

@Songsmirth The minimum bid or the reserve must have been $800 or something close to that.

[ALbohater]

not at all i feel the same way

[Zanmatt2g]

lmao i understand why no-one else bid

[shaakti14]

"I can see why noone else bid." LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[halflight17]

I would have totally bought that time machine. you can sit in it. :D

[Songsmirth]

@halflight17 OK. But why didn't they have it assembled in their apartment??

[halflight17]

@Songsmirth Dunno. Maybe it's cause then we'd have to look at it every episode.

[lovegame44]

wats so bad bout machine?

[8182570]

i <3 big bang theory!! so funny!

[rumin001]

this is so my humour lol

[troyluna555]

its funny how sheldon turns the expected into the unexpected

[notisrhcp]

is there ANY WAY to have the original time machine Copy?????

Please i need to know how to have it!!!

[rhyslings]

Quite possibly the least funny show since Two and a Half men. That shit is fucking depressing.

[NoemieLeigh]

@rhyslings If you don't like this show, don't watch it!

[thadex454]

sheldon is right about the sandwich

[IrishPunkGirl25]

luv Jim Parsons :) 'Sheldon' :)

[lillwiiken]

why didn't anyone bid?

[AnntichristSCoulter]

@lillwiiken: Seriously?

[iReadthequran]

O mankind! Lo! We have created you from male and female, and have made you nations and tribes that ye may know one another. Lo! the noblest of you, in the sight of Allah, is the best in conduct. Lo! Allah is Knower, Aware. Surah 49 verse 13

[pr0ph3cy92]

hey leave your fucking religious talk out of forums, dick head, know one likes a preacher. Fuck off. And besides, the big bang theory is right, your religous morons just cant get your heads around the fact that there IS no higher being, and we have to take responsibility for the earth. Lol vid though :D

[AnntichristSCoulter]

@pr0ph3cy92 : re: cult fanatics: Thank you for saying that. Usually I have to do it, and they just can't take a fucking hint. No matter what flavor of imaginary lunacy, be it islam, judaism, alleged christianity, scientologists (who know NOTHING of ACTUAL SCIENCE), or people who worship some random bird in a jungle in Brazil, it's all the same fairy tale. You can change costumes & rituals, but it's all the same fucking thing: BULLSHIT.

[perfacetus]

@AnntichristSCoulter

Scientifically that is not not proven. At best all you can say is that in your experience you are not convinced of the validity of the aforementioned religions.

[BlazinBobs]

@AnntichristSCoulter glad there are other realists such as I here in the world. Religion is interesting... as fairy tale stories, nothing more than that. And it makes good references and ideas for games and shows, but in the end it's all fiction that people should get their head out of.

[AnntichristSCoulter]

@BlazinBobs -- Thanks, Bob. Didja see the wet noodle with the "scientifically that is not proven"??? CULTS are what has NEVER BEEN and will NEVER BE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!!!!! There is no way to prove a NEGATIVE, either, dipshit, there is only laughter at your props, costumes, fetishes, rituals, impotency, invisible sky-fairies, etc.

& Bob? How much LONGER is it gonna take for THIS fucktarded version of "humanity" to EVOLVE, ALREADY?!!? SO tired of teh stoopid.

[reviewer5]

@BlazinBobs i made my own religion its so sweet if a teacher tells us to do somthing we say thats offensie to our religion

[BlazinBobs]

@reviewer5 That's a good religion! Haha

[BlackSunSerenade]

@iReadthequran O mankind! Lol! You have created gods from pure bullshit and the unability to understand, and you have written books and even more books that you may blindly believe in yourself. Lol! The dumbest of you, in the sight of othesr, is the best in blindly following. Lol! Religion is stupid, beware. Youtube 49 video 13

[infernofia]

I loved the ending to this episode where Sheldon wakes up to two nightmares with the morlocks haha

[lukasvdbogaerde]

You lucky duck

[Chocothnda]

Haha I wouldve expected MORE people to bid if it was actual size

[martiniuturtlini]

@Chocothnda you'd think so, but i guess time machine fans have small living areas because they blew on their money on sci-fi souvenirs and no money to buy or rent a reasonably spaced house or apartment

[karlyeliana]

jejeje q esquisito es sheldon con la comida :s

[tripleachera]

exquisito!!! X !!!

aprende a escribir,mija!

kisses

[karlyeliana]

ups si, sorry .. ha sido un error d tipeo ps xD ... q exquisita es tripleachera con las ekis jejeje

[tripleachera]

@karlyeliana hahaha

chido liro :D

[latrodectusful]

Ohh! I would love to have that time machine in my house

[LTFrostbite]

Im sorry why did no one else bid?

[craigybaby10101]

its not a miniture :)

[makenziecat]

Is it weird that I agree with Sheldon about the sandwich?

[MDTeddy]

Is is weird that i agree too?

[sexiazn08]

nope :D

[Vidhole]

@makenziecat not really, its perfectly logical.

who wants a soggy sndwich?

[AnntichristSCoulter]

@makenziecat: Nope.

[PureStraftanz]

@makenziecat nope.

[BF2TwitchCSS]

@makenziecat no not at all.. he is right.

[L00NGB00W]

It's not weird. Everyone should agree with Sheldon about everything.

[lovegame44]

@makenziecat very much so...

[SuperTwixter]

@makenziecat its not weird at all

[vlecka]

@makenziecat No, not at all :D

[adrimare1]

@makenziecat Nope. A soggy sandwich due to the wet lettuce sucks.

[explorer47422]

i still dont understand why no one else bid lol

[thedoctorand]

This is an awesome show. :P

[rebeccageiger]

YAY! My favorite show WON! People Choice Awards BIG BANG THEORY ROCKS!!!!

[rebeccageiger]

I would have offer, Rock Scissors, Paper, Lizard, Spock, and I would have won cause I would had chosen SPOCK!!

[Bladeodarkness24]

@rebeccageiger they all choose spock so you should have chosen paper...noob...lol