Castlevania Part 3: HOLY FAILBALLS!

[Thifer3520]

17:43 Super Castlevania Frustration! XD

[mmaster66]

This is hilarious. Well done NCS :D

[TheLn2011]

Also the scream at 3:42 scared the crap outta me.

[TheLn2011]

13:00 I feel your pain

[Kehman86]

Og fod iv'e watched this one six times now and im laughing so hard that my tummy ache xD Oh god im going to die in my computer chair xD I LOVE you NCS your the best gamer ever :D

[narcodis]

Hillary Swank and Hillary Duff having a child named after Barack Obama's dog would actually be pretty compelling to see.

[sporecreatorperson]

...ONE!!!

[magicianofdhs]

Zelda 2 was easier

[magicianofdhs]

@BingoBird4 in the first 3 games it was the boomerang than later changed to the cross.

[magicianofdhs]

Best fail video ever

[magicianofdhs]

I beat this level before without dying but it was but it was still pretty hard. I tried doing a speed run today I beat the game within 45 minutes but the last level is where everyone will die no doubt about it

[TheRonin7272]

I Fast fowarded the video (to skip some of the deaths) only to press play randomly at 14:53 and just about laugh my ass off. xD

[Jerrid120]

XD 13:49 XD LOL

[KingOfKatamari]

>NCS complains about the Lions

>the Lions made the playoffs this season

Add that to the fail pile...

[BloodyDeathTrigger]

I liked it when he went FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I know how you feel, though,loosing the holy water for a knife is like being given a diamond, and waking up to shit in the face.

[Wolfie200]

One.. ONE!

[cyan990]

NCS, you rock even when you fail :). My favorite moment:

1. You get hit.

2. "I call hax on that...I challenge that call!"

3. Instant LOL

[HarrisonFordJr]

I always liked the failure vids better , way more entertaining,

[MrNintendew]

MOOOOM I'm being trolled on the internet!

[xxdrakensxx]

HCBailly reference :)

[zeldamaster448]

lol the worse thans was awesome

[JIRM321]

lmao i watched the whole thing because it was funny as hell xD

[DullBones]

Man, how many tries did it took to beat Death?!

[zeldamaster448]

@DullBones grim reaper

[tdman525]

3:49

R.I.P. Beats headphones

[Synezga]

And I wondered why this video is almost half an hour long... Now I know... Poor dude.

[fault3k]

Just had to take a stab at the lions didn't ya

[pat4luigi13]

Man, the disappointment in your voice when you picked up that dagger. XD

[ClubPenguinSeramiop]

@BingoBird4 its kind of a little bit of both

[BingoBird4]

boomerang? i thought it was a cross

[theweasly]

You could have skipped the part where you go back all the way to the grim Reaper multiple time -.-

[Broketheair]

This was easily your most hilarious video of all time.

[MONSTERchannel100]

cat: meow dog: woof bark human: BE QUIET NOW!

[Hydroxoid]

I actually think zelda 2 is way harder than this game :3

[AZWification]

@Hydroxoid Both games are hard, so who really cares now?

[AZWification]

@Hydroxoid But the final boss of Zelda 2 was easy as f*ck!

[DSxTaels]

This guy. XD

[immulim]

Man I don't know what's harder this or if grunty's HAG 1 had a baby with Karnath's lair (without all the skips) then that baby got married with super man 64 and had baby but that baby was like the hulk except of increase in strength it had an increase of toughness.

[sup3rsmash8]

Y'know, the only thing that could make this part any harder... that would be if there were holes at the Grim Reaper's hallway. JUST IMAGINE THAT.

[workingjoel1982]

I have to say that this is by far the best NCS videos that I have see yet and I have watched all of the megamans, all of majoras mask and twilight princess, mario sunshine, mario 64 all of wind waker DKC 1 and most of 2. This is the best the cuts in an out are done at the perfect time to cature how NCS is feeling BRAVO NCS BRA FUCKING VO. Keep it up you are the best.

[Shariadarow]

I've always preferred the crosserang over the holy water in all of the castlevania games I've played. It's more fun to use, and doesn't reduce bosses into a stunlock fest. Usually I aim to have the triple shot crosserang by the time I reach Death. Even if I die, I can reobtain it, so it's still fine as far as I'm concerned.

[electricmastro]

At 3:44 in this video is reminiscent of his let's play of Super Castlevania IV, Part 5 at 3:30.

[MONSTERchannel100]

HOLY FAILBALLS!



[MONSTERchannel100]

what was i going to say WA... never mind WAI... never mind WAIT now i remember hi NCS!!!!!!!!!!

[ThejBocaj23]

there is something seriously wrong with the world. XD lol

[TrueNub]

I just watched all 24 minutes of this. I need a girlfriend.

[TreyRust]

You would have ended it right there if there where still a ten minute limit that you had to abide by.

[sevelev711]

And I have to beat this guy with a penus?

[neoegg104]

19:54 I JUST LOST MY HOLY WATER.

HAHAHA, ain't that a bitch.

[Tom88604]

in my experience with stage 5 the triple shot boomerang actually works better in the final part of stage 5

[Fishmon14]

When you started this LP, it got me really interested in the game. Now that I see how hard it is, there's no WAY I can beat it. Meh, I might still try.

[IhatenaldsMcDo]

3:42 is the best NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Darkfusionking01]

VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!

[Luigi84289]

Nice to see you do death legit.

[slimchuggafan92]

"I got combo'd!"

[00DarthOmix00]

The moment when he complains about not having Holy Water, then gets it a few seconds later and doesn't notice is what's funniest for me.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

To follow up on my previous comment, I made a point of using nothing but the whip.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

3:45 is the first time I've heard you lose it.

But yeah, beating Death is a bitch without Holy Water. I have a state saved just before the fight with him, and it probably took me about 100 tries before I beat him. Even with holy water you still need to be quick about tossing the water.

[LordofDragns]

Even when NCS fails, he wins.

[SugarofChocolate]

9:21 "I take a dump and now it smells bad here!" XD

[EBILGAMER]

whats the lp curse

[WeAreGRID]

@EBILGAMER when you can play a game perfectly alone, but the second you start recording, even the smallest obstacles become massive fails for you

[EBILGAMER]

@WeAreGRID I thought so thanks

[moppey3]

Why is the whole video nothing but a Green screen?

[lylatfox4]

@moppey3

think u need to reload that vid lol "2 weeks later"

[RukaTenou]

Worlds most epic NOOOOO!

[redcojiro97]

17:50 hes turning into AVGN

[rennieren13]

i was laughing at 11:58 O: lol

[rennieren13]

So is it mean if this video cheered me up from a bad day? haha

[CaptainSmoofie]

I watched the whole thing it was too funny to skip any of it.

[heffayguap]

This was your best LP vid yet. I was cracking up at all the "This is worse than..." parts

[Skirge159]

i fucking love you Tim hahaha!

[MrEdude100]

One more vid til 2'000 vids

[Yohannu]

I fucking love NCS. =) It's inspired my next LP to be Castlevania III. After I finish link's awakening.

[NeoVejiita]

Sometimes it is more fun watching somebody fail than it is to watch them rock it. Don't be discouraged NCS, it's fun to watch you do either :)

[12chapin]

Worst than watching Titanic in 3d by yourself on new year's day

[12chapin]

You died as many times as I used to.

[Crabhammaren]

Also there's some wall meat in the first room of stage 15. Top floor, all the way to the right past the stairs.

[Crabhammaren]

The boomerang is really good against the grim reaper, though!

[capcomcrazyl4]

I'd have to be a complete loser to die this time. *proceeds to die*

[Inferno144X]

The Harmony of Dissonance fight isn't this bad, but it is bad: There's 2 to 3 more scythes flying after you, Death actually swings at you with his scythe, and he even teleports. However, you're extremely quick and have a double jump, not to mention you can hit anything behind you and change directions while jumping and can even bounce on Death. Juste Belmont is awesome. NCS, you can play Harmony of Dissonance to get some revenge. (It'd be a good let's play too...)

[Inferno144X]

Putting things simply, it's an easy game that can kick your ass at the very beginning.

[uaesbriosheje]

00:17 to 00:18 : WTF? This skeleton used NoClip cheat to go through the stairs?

[ExobudElite]

This video is half a blooper reel and half a cutting fest.

[vizorman81]

22:39 I fell off my chair... Poor me...

[zdusi]

he has reached angry video game nerd level because of his awesome rants

[miketike51]

thumbs up if u loled in the vid

[miketike51]

lol sooooooo much fail i wacthed hole vid :)

[iamthetie]

I love the triumphant yell at the end! I was doing that in my head.

All this fail reminds me of when I used to play Ninja Gaiden as a kid. Curse you insanely difficult NES games!

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

I was doing homework and just letting the video play in the background, and when he picked up the knife and scared me XD

[FallenSnowWolf]

They say that gamers are at thier best when close to losing.

[corporalkills]

Was it the medusa heads you and your sister called "Dad hustling?"

[shiresk]

Best episode of the series!

[Firistar]

@rockbanned lol I haven't checked out DaveTheUsher, I'll check him out. Especially if he plays like NCS

[Firistar]

@Sidrelly I totally agree, part of the reason he's the best LP'er that I've seen is because he's not so good that the games seem like he's just walking through them. He plays them just like everyone else!

[RockBanned]

@Firistar Yeah, exactly. If I wanted to see the game played perfectly, I'd go watch a speedrun or HCBailly lol. It's the same reason why I'm a fan of DaveTheUsher too; him and NCS just kinda wing it.

[AwakenedCallaLilly]

21:41 the toilet laughing at you is probably Boggy... wait hes a polar bear...

[SwedishGamerRetards]

Hahaha, so much suffering. 

[legosuperfan11111]

17:30 to 18:30 lol wut?

[WackyHades374]

This may be the best 24 minutes i have ever spent watching a youtube video.

[DigitalMartian]

I purposefully didn't check the time the whole video so that I would be surprised when you won. Excellent video and excellent Mini-LP, NCS.

[SheepFreak2]

yay for the dagger xD

[pmaguire13]

there are so many things you can repeat in this video

[reaperzone85]

this vid had me in tears of luaghter no less from NCS

[TheCakelegs]

The "Meat Plow" talk at 12:20 was great. Oh man. Ohhh man...

[thegamefree1]

i watched the whole thing with out fast forwarding anything Tim

[SeronAdrix]

I didn't fast forward Tim. It's fun watching your pain and anguish XD.

[Random1567]

15:06

"Okay, if I don't win this time, then there is something seriously wrong with the world"

Haha, poor past Tim..still 9 minutes and 28 seconds to go

[kainon16]

I saw a girl named Hilary in my school today... and I fucking laughed in her face. She was confused...

[Kirbyguy12345]

Obama has a dog

[MajorasMaskMailman]

You can't do that! You can't triple shot a double shot!

[TheForeverRemedy]

Tim i'd loooooooove to watch you play mystical ninja starring goemon!! Since this lp'll be short

[BADRANG4EVER]

Tim, can you please please play Happy Wheels??! who wants to see NCS play it?

[Vandelay16]

"I have to defeat his guy with a penis?" LOL WTF?

[evilisbliss]

I was reminded a lot of the AVGN in this episode.

[lovingboy8888]

Hahaha, you're awesome!!!

[ArielCat49]

XD I ended up fast-forwarding to when he said people would be fast-forwarding in the video.

[VonVestfold]

This is gotta be one of your top three funniest episodes of all your LPs xD

[SlavenHarkin]

I love the Boomerang over the Holy Water. I beat Dracula in both his forms without taking a single hit because I had the Boomerang. D: The Dagger sucks balls though.

[xESHOCKx]

Get some more toliet paper

[mds0014]

wow. losing toilet water really took away your strength!!! its like samson losing his hair, but for you its dont flush; you need all the toilet water you can get. but then again, you did beat it without death water!!! death water makes the bosses easy if you have triple shot. btw, awesome commentary.

[KMerrill03]

You can build up a shot multiplier with the boomerang against the two red skeletons and bone dragon above. Hilarious as always.

[XKidRiotX]

I Apologize for my Language in Advance But i FUCKING love you Tim! You made me laugh so much its not even funny.........well i guess it kind of is :) You're Awesome :D

[BILLYNOOOO]

This is as good as the Majora's Mask fail where he lost his sword to the bird =D Love it when Tim fails!

[dx619hey]

... Did you only learn about that chicken from Egorapter's video? It's just odd how the only thing you had to say about him was that he's cool, and his video showed you that chicken. But, I dunno, my bias is probably kicking in, cuz I've been a huge fan of Egoraptor since 2006, and I learned a whole lot more from his Sequelitis video.

[SlavenHarkin]

@dx619hey Egoraptor is awesome. His Megaman X Sequelitis video opened my eyes to the Intro stage stuff. I hadn't noticed it even though the X series is my favorite series since I was 8. NintendoCapriSun is so lucky he got to attend the panel. T_T

[Bleachfan58]

at 14:50 ish I so thought he had him lol

[cmaej28]

I've never beaten the grim reaper in my life. Well, actually, I did. When I killed him, one of his sythe projectiles that was still floating around killed me. The victory orb fell on top of Simon's corpse. Never played again after that.

[stffaluffagus]

I'm sorry the game was being so cruel, but this video was hilarious!! Shades of AVGN for sure. You're awesome, Tim!

"Why do I keep saying Hilary!? Is that the first thing that comes to your mind?!" lmao

[watertoto2]

how long was it really

[TheGomes111]

07:43 One does not simply double shot a single shot

[Echovix]

Egoraptor! :D

[JmdMagic]

NCS, the newest AVGN.

[b0bness]

lol that toilet must contain the great mighty poo from conkers bad fur day

[b0bness]

LO

[vintagetechno]

This has got to be one of the most hilarious videos I've watched of yours in a long time. I was laughing the entire time.

[rabbidbros]

THIS PART OF THE GAME IS WORSE THEN GETTING DAGGERS GETTING SHOVED UP MY A**H***WHILE GETTING ONIONS (Garlic) GETTING SHOVED DOWN MY EYE SOCKETS WHILE DRACULA'S FLIPPING ME THE BIRD! (Waring this was inspired by the angry video game nerd....if you plan to say anything hurtful back please refrain to)

[rabbidbros]

I HATE F***IN BAT'S!!!!!FROM ANY VIDEO GAME!!!WHY?!?BECAUSE THERE SO F***IN ANNOYING MAN!!!!!! 

[timothysora7thst]

Thumbs up if you watched to whole video without skipping any part

[acw215079]

@timothysora7thst Thumbs up if you have a fucking pulse

[fred123212]

@timothysora7thst I watched it like 3 times :).

[WildSeven19]

You can't triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd, you can't triple stamp a double stamp. You can't do that. Lloyd! LLOYD!

Great episode, btw.

[thekyster07]

So much noteworthy material. Somebody call LPCatchphrases! :)

[logstrain]

this is better than super mario massacre

[spoonary]

HILARY!

[logstrain]

you can only have this kind of epic frustating montages on 8 bit games!

[thatgamerguy696]

Tim is the next Eminem

[lord13man]

10:03 it looked like the grim reaper wanted to rape you while you were on the ground, i dont know why thats so funny XDDD

[Kingcj2001]

Why would I fast forward the video? :3

[YellowShy]

It seems NCS doesn't play very good when he is angry...

[mariofan529]

3:45

The point of no return.

[rachetc1]

fucking love egoraptor

[BreegullGamer]

I actually had to come back to this video, it was so hilarious the first time. Gotta love that AVGN moment.

[Skidaro]

No offense Tim, but this video was hilarious

[Sidrelly]

Tim you said on twitter and your newest BreakingNCS video that you were worried about all the fail in this video. I can honestly say that i like these fail videos better than a short 7 minute video where you just destroy the game. More NCS for us to watch, and the commentary gets funnier and funnier as you go. Thumbs up if you agree!

[FranzCefca]

It's a bit late for me to be telling you this but... if you destroy a candle that would otherwise drop a 5-heart with an item, you get a double/triple shot automatically. At least I THINK so... I played through this a couple of days ago and lost the holy water/triple shot like you did, but managed to get them back in Death's level by doing that. Anyway, I'm astounded that you were able to beat him without the holy water - I wasn't even sure if it was possible!

[Loliciousfuga]

Oh! Neat! A new NCS video and it's over 20 minutes long! Dinner time.

[BandoGuy4]

Holy hell, that was brutal.

[MrDouglasBouttell]

15:34 And so the world ends.

[powderlead]

this is better than "YOU DIDN'T JUST KNOCK ME IN THE PIT" episode

[powderlead]

He is really good at making fail funny

[Thousandeyes85]

I actually liked that quick singing in the beginning

[madguy228]

you went all out Angry video game nerd for a while there :P

[TheAltoSuperior]

Detroit Lions game. I KNOW YOUR PAIN.

[androxos]

How the fuck do you come up with this kind of comentary.

[jaythephoenix]

bone throwing skeletons...bats...mummies that throw bandages...this has alot of enemies like the ones in Legend of Zelda Four swords that nintendo let people download for free on their DS.

[badassundergroundLP]

I don't know why NCS thinks this would be boring to watch. It's entertaining as fuck.

[ihavealongmiddlename]

3:44 We felt it too Tim, we felt it too D':

[Badassmario100]

thumbs up up if you watched Sequelitis: Castlevania

[TopPun01]

That whole rant sounded way to similar to Maximusblacks LP's...