A Delightful New Language Program For Children

[NYRangersDude12]

So is everyone in Quebec! Lol

[itrollyoulikeagod]

TELEKATS

[Zeke8762]

She is hot even as a grandma.

[FrancisMenace]

I didn't get it at first because I thought she meant they REALLY WERE retarded. I got it when I read the description. xD

[T16Akatsuki]

she has the biggest tits...

[NihonNiv]

I'm French, and I think this is one of the most hilarious 5sf I've seen so far XD

[SkyrimTownGuard]

I used to speak French just like them, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[dickshittheoverrated]

@SkyrimTownGuard THIS IS NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, STOP USING IT OR I'LL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR CORPSE

[SkyrimTownGuard]

@dickshittheoverrated Challenge accepted.

[CaptinSmilez]

@dickshittheoverrated most people would stick with something simple. @skyrimtownguard Fuck you!

[PsychoDewon]

hi, i'm french so now expecting respond, that i want for no reason saying i don't mind : )

[UnholyCrabmeat]

I still think Olivia is gorgeous as an old woman(:

[splitsticks]

I don't know how but this punched all the way down to the forgotten core of my brain, into the darkest corners of the meaningless childhood ads repository, and extracted the word, "Muzzy".

[jetaimemina]

What is that background music song?

[Melissa9850]

OMG LOL i live in quebec, all they speak is french fkin hate it

[maybeIfailed]

@Melissa9850 Then... why are you in Quebec in the First Place? Are you in this Delightful New Language Program for Children?

[Melissa9850]

@maybeIfailed lol no i was born here and im too young to leave. and my parents dont wanna leave. soooo im stuck

[Serpette94]

@Melissa9850 Then learn to speak french if you live in Quebec (Even if it's not really french they're speaking)

[Melissa9850]

@Serpette94 i am learning french.. but its so hard and confusing all the verbs, accents -_- just. no. might move to toronto :/

[Serpette94]

@Melissa9850 French is very hard language ! It's like leraning german so I'm glad that it's my mother tongue :P

[Melissa9850]

@Serpette94 wish i had a tutor ..

[Serpette94]

The girl doesn't even speak right, how can you learn ?

[bubmario]

I like how fat cats are randomly hopping up and down on the tv in the background.

[deathbyjellybabies]

that kid knows more french than i do, and i took it for gcse :/

[TheAquamanTom]

Garageband loop for the win.

[TrollingGarbage]

Je suis une jeune fille : D

[freezeman32]

@TrollingGarbage jeune means pretty right?

[TrollingGarbage]

@freezeman32 jeune means young. jolie means pretty

[freezeman32]

@TrollingGarbage been a few months since ive studied french

[totesnotahipster]

TELEKATS ON THE TV! :D

[LuvyStyles]

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD MUZZY I'M GALD YOU FUCKERS HATED THIS SHIT AS MUCH AS ME FUCK THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL EVERY GOD DAMNED SECOND I'M TRYING TO WATCH FUCKING RUG GOD DAMN RATS ON NICKOLODEAN!

[martrex2]

I totally forgot about Muzzy, good stuff

[MicrowavedBacon]

holy fuck. i remember that commercial. we always made fun of it. i don't doubt we quoted this clip exactly way back when. well done!

[az12223]

i speak frence and i am not retarded!

[WhiteShaq93]

@az12223 You just spelled french wrong...

[az12223]

@WhiteShaq93 my english is terrible

[thecrazymike12]

why is this in 3D?

[fortyblinks]

@thecrazymike12 Looks like faux-VHS quality to me.

[DaNYAznDai]

You've just validated my childhood by proving that existed.

[EpicVen]

the music makes it that much more hilarious

[pilli10]

Lol Muzzy

[Quebecalis]

Wow, if you say that's humor, your video is completely retarded itself.

[Packers909]

@Quebecalis Somebody's offended!

[disturbaholic]

"no these children aren't french they're retarded"....there's a difference?

[KnallinG]

@disturbaholic Yeah, I didn't know it either.. I mean, come on! Who eats frickin' snails??

[h4ppyh4rdc0ril4]

awesome

[n00bzen]

French ppl are retarded. True story.

[AnonymousGreyHat]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THAT.

[handhband]

BOXCAR THE KAT IS TEACHING CHILDREN FRENCH

[BonBon3589]

Goddammit, I would love a language program w/ telecats teaching... WHERE CAN I BUY

[GuyInZeeCorner]

Are those the telecats on the tv?

[BrittleBiscuit]

lol straszne ;D

[masterjedi89]

what's that music?

[vedicardi]

the TV screen ahaha

[BlueKewne]

I didn't even know what the fuck Muzzy was until I saw this video, youtubed it, and went "Oh shit, THAT commercial!"

[SansaFuzexp]

I don't even

[Schlatter92]

dumb

[troyburger]

.... isnt it the same thing?

[Rku971]

@troyburger

Nooooooo iiiii'm nwooooooot ... 

[blaisems]

@troyburger It's sort of like, "All birches are trees, but not all trees are birches" deal

[wickeddTRINIqallis]

-___- 

[whambammcflam]

i was too distracted by the cats on the tv to pay attention

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

@whambammcflam i thot they wer bunnies <.<

[spontaneous09]

@whambammcflam its telecats!

[BaroidBonds]

Cats on TV. They must be retarded. Oh, they actually are.

[SammyOC11]

watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

[helldray]

Brilliant

[mrpiano37]

Is it just me or does this video look like it should be in 3D or something? (looks like the old school color shift 3D)

[UncheckedIrony]

She said "je suis une jeune fille" I am a young girl and yes she is retarded

[DieSlo]

HAHA!

[DroBONILLA1]

Dat Afro! Dayum

[MastaDRD]

I'm an American and what is this?

[ConWalsh]

Would like to get into the host lady's "muzzy".

[chaindawggROFL]

it's making fun of this commercial that used to ALWAYS be on tv. it was called muzzy, and it was a program you could buy that taught kids different languages. this video isn't making fun of france or the french, either. jsyk.

[drieske333]

Press 6 constantly

Nerve twitch

[gokudabomb1]

my french teacher always got pissed off at muzzy cuz apparently that line doesn't translate to anything

[saveoursandwich]

@gokudabomb1 She says "je suis la jeune fille", which translates to "I am a young girl".

[sorrysim]

@myRealLifeNickname ikr!

[sidor369]

I JUST PEED MY SELF<3

[crazytac0]

/watch?v=DzMGA2qV7lQ

[Ido013]

huh? Well I guess this only applies to USians. （^ω^）

[ScotVideos]

is this in 3d or something?

who cares, the video was AWESOME anyway!

[firekit117]

what was that kid watching O-0

[BraceForSilence]

@FutureStudy how did WWII end? ooo ya we droped 2 BOOM....sooo how did we pussy out?

[tills12]

I feel terrible for laughing at that...

[sorrysim]

that was really low. and plus its not even funny. too bad, unsubscribed

[IFUCKINLOVETEA]

@sorrysim i'm sure they're devestated by your decision.

[sorrysim]

@IFUCKINLOVETEA i know they are, they even messaged me asking to sub back

[chaosx5x]

the joke is always funny until it make fun of you

[DermitdenHaaren]

i suck

[ApheXD]

isn't it... the same?

[Jiladable]

was this in 3d?

[Pseudonym10]

I LOVE her hair.

[nicolaswowgal]

@Pseudonym10 i love ur mom

[InterrobangPie]

ALL FOR THE LOW COST OF £119.99

[Frizzi95]

5 second films... how low have you sunk?

[snelpiller]

@Frizzi95 they went thru the bottom, bending space and time, and ended up in new amazing hights!

[evilchimotoki]

TELEKATS

[jesusthescarecrow]

meh. cheap laugh

[Subdivision555]

What is the song!

[MagicTurtleBoxTV]

muzzy

[AnberlinFtwwwBLAT]

ZING! XD

[Sven2Perroy]

Je suis une jeune fille

[UncheckedIrony]

For all you wondering she said " I am a girl"

[RealKeenan]

what's the difference? oh! the retards are polite

[omgthegamer]

LOL Muzzy reference!

[MrGeronimoJackson]

omg wow i remember these commercials back in the day wow that makes me feel old

[Zhoroth]

lol @ the bouncing cats on the TV.

[DustinWilson1992]

WHERES THE REGAULAR TEACHER MR. BIGFUCK?!

[shrain]

MUZZY!!! I use to make fun of that commercial all the fucking time!

[zoso682]

Muzzy has nothing on Vocabulario Explosivo.

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

Telekats on TV? I'd tap that.

[FranklinHenryBluth]

whats the name of the background song

[drumline91289]

why are boxcar and mr. grimbles in the background?

could this be hinting towards telekats #5?

[Anseflans]

BOXCAR!

[danetucker]

Did 5sf just do a "Muzzy" parody?!

Can I...can I....hug you guys?

[jvemPiRe14]

@danetucker oh my god i had to look it up and now i remember the commercial. that was played on every channel damn.

[danetucker]

@jvemPiRe14 LOL It was on ALL the freaking time. Especially on Nickelodeon.

[SoupSaladNBread]

FUCKING MUZZY

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

What's the difference?

[bloodsuckern]

wtf this isnt even 3d, its just BAD

[bloodsuckern]

i have those green red 3dglasses im so guud!

[luedriver]

tele cats on the tele...

[ianj48]

They can't all be winners.

[NoHeadsProduction]

Was anyone else watching the TV in the background and not the old lady?

[potatomovies]

HAPPEY NEW YEAAR!! (form: sweden)

[tnowa5566]

nicktoons was awesome.

[ZombieOwen23]

"Je suis une jeune fille"

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

I is ohfendid! Deeeeeeeeeee!

[itsjeremy6]

the answer being "Because they are watching Nicktoons instead of this."

[SchoolhouseTechno]

God...I remember that commercial...it was the only french thing I knew so I said it to people who I THOUGHT didn't know french. The monster from that commercial was pretty creepy.

Embarrassing...being that I am male.

[thelordnic69]

the little girls say ''je suis une jeune fille'' witch mean--- im a girl

[bainaka]

Order now and receive a free helmet, your kids safety is always in question when around foreigners

[HalawaSapony]

i keep watching this lol its so funny cause i dont understand

[magicaIpineapple]

i dont get it

[Terrum]

Lol muzzy.

[Stacktovic845]

From the title I knew you wee going to spoof Muzzy. That green monster had it coming.

[lumpmasta]

Omelet du fromage!!!

[getcrunk07]

i spit orange juice all over my keyboard. orange juice.

[Juhsayngul]

I keep watching this video hoping it goes on for a little longer every time. Good one.

[kugarrett]

why is everyone so concerned that the entire film is 8 seconds... in all fact they are 5 seconds with intro and ending but still does it matter that much?

[garysnail123]

So in that case, it's easy to confuse the French for metally retarded people?

[narutooopizzza]

I love how its called 5secondfilms when they are all like 8 seconds (:

[AlternatelyAnonymous]

@narutooopizzza Those extra 3 seconds are part of the intro and credits. The films themselves are usually 5 seconds

[whiteb011]

@narutooopizzza ya cause the intro is 3 secs u dumb sht. the vid and intro are 2 different things

[narutooopizzza]

@whiteb011 Dude umadbro? 

[samuraistalin]

@narutooopizzza This video was directed at you. You're not french, you're retarded.

[CamoClock]

my god, is that... IT IS! TELEKATS!

[Aginor27]

what is it on the girls lip? That's been bugging me.

[vicente321]

i wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

[Yo0Yo0Man]

Lmao epic win

[TheXfeerd]

it's meant to be 5 secs not 8.

[proggod876]

@TheXfeerd the acctuall clip is 5 seconds...title and the THE END adds it to 8 seconds...took me a while to relize dat

[JmiresMaColl]

U ARE MINNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[CptNameless]

Learn French with the Telekats?

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

omg im laughing soo hard, looks like i got a free ticket to hell

[thebeeboy]

No... They're just French..

[RickardoMute]

Just like Muzzy!

[TheInunah]

LOL Muzzy.

[sk958]

Muzzy or something if I remember right.

[MoonarEclipse]

OH

so they ARE french

[ArsonBeanTanks]

@MoonarEclipse I see what you did there

[johnmighty5]

@MoonarEclipse ahahahaha!!!!! 

[SkyMaro]

That's a pretty hot old lady... Don't judge me.

[FlappyStudios]

"Why is my child retarded?

Because they could be watching Nicktoons instead of this."

I love the descriptions on these.

[recaked]

"You are subscribed to 5secondfilms." (Again)

[firespikez]

je suis une jeune fille=

I'm a young girl

I'm french canadian, I know both english and french

I'm just half retarded don't worry

[billtvshow]

Oh wow I remember that commercial.

[iorilamia]

TELEFRANCAIS

[oipoom]

Bonjoooooour

[FrenchToastAwsome]

That's one weird wig. XD

[QWERTYCommander]

Does that mean that they can't open jars, bottles, or cans?