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  • People laugh at this now, but people also laughed at the idea of one God and his book called the Bible....look at us now. 2000 years from now, Tom Cruise will be immortalized by the sheep of earth because the last religion they believed was just so full of shit...rinse and repeat.

  • Im not a scientologist, but if you want to hear something wacky, read the bible, there's a dude who got swallowed by a whale, another dude killed a "giant" with a stone, a chick got pregnant without sex and a dude got whipped, nailed to a cross and stabbed, and he revived (by the way, if he died for our sins and returned, doesn't nulify the deal?, i mean:

    Jesus: I died for your sins.

    Dude: Yeah, but you're alive, so technically that doesn't count, our sins are our stuff again.

    Jesus: ...)

  • i have yet to meet an actual scientologist

  • I think its just a front for all the meth hes smoking

  • Fucking nut job

  • 2:36 When Christian Bale was preparing for the role of Patrick Bateman he used Tom Cruises creepy laugh and generally creepy behaviour as an inspiration for American Psycho. Complete fruit loop.

  • @jcatony Wow that's awesome where did you read that did Bale say that?

  • @0xenStr Check out American Psycho on imdb.com and look in the trivia section.

  • it is like he's running us through his brain washing step by step - good video

  • how can you achieve a hollywood career while believing in this hilarious crap

  • @kommdochinmeinenstaa it has nothing to do with the other. That is why.

  • fucking retard

  • has this been overdubbed?

  • I'm actually laughing with the guy, too funny. Seriously, it's just an interpretation of old mythologies, like the Anunnaki stuff. You can find other interpretations of that in the Bible and in other religions.

  • He's definitely fucked himself hard in this interview, but the color of money is still one of the greatest movies about pool ever made. Right next to poolhall junkies.

  • Tom cruise is the MAN!

  • 2:34

  • Either he is a damn good actor or he is the next Charlie Sheen

  • There was a time when i thought Tom Cruise was sane...

  • Tom Cruise is not qualified to speak about reality because he has never been apart of it. BURN......!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the sad thing is is that this episode of southpark is actual the most truthful episode ever. this ACTUALY is what scientologists believe. google it and you can find their actual doctrine that tells the same story completley. southpark just coppied their doctrine and made it look like this.

  • puisse

  • What in the high hell was that at the end?! XDDDDD

    /Cries

    RESPECT THE COCK.

  • Tom Cruise is a fag.

  • all religion is fucking retarded and insane.

  • lol background music for cruise's interview

  • Out of all the religion, he picks this one.

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  • All religions are made up. You all pretend that believing in one made up thousands of years ago by some nomadic tribal warring people is somehow better than one made up by some science fiction writer. You're all freaking nutbags!!

  • I can't believe scientologists are ignorant enough to believe a religion made up by a sci fi novelist.

  • Scientology is a made up religion. They are laughing at Tom and schmucks like him who cannot admit they were conned out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yes you must pay and pay dearly to be a Scientologist.

  • @UVDan

    All religions are made up till proven otherwise.So Christianity or Islam make as much sense as Scientology.

  • i know hes a scientologist and it is crazy but this was still taken out of context and isnt real, just saying

  • Im John Travolta Oh muh gawd!

  • Cruise is definitely nuts ... but he still makes awesome movies, has a pilots license and does most of his own stunts - so i still say he is bad ass !!! =D

  • His beliefs are no more delusional than that of Christianity or any other "religion".

  • @AmarathAsura THANK YOU.

  • @AmarathAsura Exactly.

  • @AmarathAsura True, but it is a bit more far-fetched.

  • To be fair this is no crazier than any other theology like the one with the Jewish zombie messiah or the prophet's revelations with god on a mountain with NO witnesses other than his good word. All religion is insane and Scientology is definitely insane too!

  • heeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(or she)

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  • charlie sheen would kick his ass

  • He will never come back to normal.Better be a poor dude ,than so brainwashed.

  • Tom Cruise is an actor. He seems a nice enough guy. He has some strange beliefs and he talks shit in this video but his films are entertaining. It sheds no light on his work and all the gay insults are irrelevant. Who gives a crap what he actually thinks.

    You people should get a life.

  • God damn, he is nuts.

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  • FUCCCCCCKKKK DAMMIT TOM I LOVED YOU...YOU WERE FUCKING THE ROAD WARRIOR DAMMIT DUDE WRRRRYYYYYYYY

  • @unknownkiller00 Yeah, err, dude, the "Road Warrior" was Mel Gibson. Buh bye. And it's "why," not "wry."

  • @xptwillie lmao ur such a idiot

  • @unknownkiller00 hey guy, if you're going emo fag l33tsp33k on me, it's "u r" But I hear your mommy calling you for your Ritalin, so hurry out of the basement quick.

  • If I saw this guy in the streets I'd fuck him up

  • 2:33 you mad tom?

  • How can you be so brainwashed

  • South Park just shits on people lol

  • tom cruise is completely fucking wacky

  • This fudge packer is so crazy.

  • Why does everyone hate him he's a fuckin bad ass so stupid critics fuckin piss me off

  • @Lfinke793 No, listen close to what tom says. It makes no senses at all.

  • @Lfinke793 Xeno is gonna get ya

  • What a retard!!!

  • Tom cruise think Psychiatry is a conspiracy to hook americas children on drugs

  • What a queer....

  • WHAT EPISODE IS THIS SOMEONE PLS !!!!

    ( episode in the end )

  • @mihailo343 season 9 episode 12 trapped in the closet

  • @parahthemad tnx man ...

  • He thinks Scientolgists are the only ones who can help during an accident? LMFAO!!!! ...I would love to see that--'Let me through, I'm a Scientologist!'

  • jesus, ive never seen an interview with tom cruise until now, but sounds and looks insane. really psycologicly insane

  • If you have to pay a bunch of money to know the doctrine, how did the producers of South Park know all about it?

  • @scottski02 ggood question...but scientology is one of the worst secte i ever investigated.....on the opposide side,the most credible art i ever found is...falun dafa....try it out!

  • tom cruise is fucking insane.

  • 0:54 freudian slip?: "You know you're the only one they can really help." 

  • Wow I never knew Tom Cruise actually believed this shit. I always figured he was just a power hungry illiterate fairy. But now I realise he's a delusional power hungry whack job. This really puts his films in perspective.

  • @rolandmik

    Pffft oh come on yes he's a little "out there" but he's an excellent actor. Almost anything he's in is worth watching.

  • @TriviumCrusader

    I cannot believe your comment received 55 thumbs up. I'm upset that so many people do not use their mind. Real religions like Christianity, Islam and Judaism do NOT tell you to believe in some paranormal shit. Terms like "Heaven" or "God" are so bendable that you can hardly call them illusional or irrational. They are ideas which are founded on love, the use of common sense and tollerance.

    They are NOT about some magical creature controlling your destiny.

  • @FBSidious Religion is so stupid..... we do not know where we came from so we made up fairy tales explaining our existence.

  • @Clyde123Frog at least Scientology has a space theme

  • @YamiGame1

    haha south park is not for smart people..

    south park is for stupid people who dont have opinions and get them from programs that show offensive material..

    douche

  • TOM! TOM! CAN YOU HEAR ME?.......can you hear yourself you disneyland, bumper sticker ,t-shirt of the week. please, go and play.

  • People can believe any silly shit that's put in front of their poorly-developed neocortices. ...But social tolerance? Awareness of the dangers of collectivism? Nah, that's too obvious, too much information to indicate it's the truth...

  • in other words, crack.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Most religions do hope that people follow their word, but are content with teaching people how to live good and honest lives. Where as the "religion" scientology requires payment to learn their ways and breeds pretentious people and arrogance. And if they were a religion, their main end goal would be to help the rest of the population, but instead they keep their apparent truths to themselves for some ridiculous self important reasons.

  • fuck Scientology. im a Pastafarian BIATCH!!!

  • why are Scientologists the only ones who can help someone in a car accident? How do they help exactly? Get out and give everybody personality tests? Will that fix someone's broken legs?

  • Scientology is kind of like any other religion. Just that they have to pay for their beliefs. :')

    Anyway: Tom Cruise is fucking AWSOME anyway!

  • It's possible that the church of scientology pays Tom cruse for being a member and in return gets money from thousands of people that enter the church because Tom Cruse is a member as well

  • what can they do after a car crash exactly? and if they are so good for that situation wouldn't someone have seen it by now?

  • Making a life from bad movies,and real bad decisions.

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  • i guess that most scientologists are psychotic from the beginning...and those who arent get brainwashed till they are...sick religion...should found my own...maybe based upon lord of the rings or so!!! ;)

  • SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS 

  • This is so funny, and yes, you can laugh at Christians too, but there is ONE huge difference. The Protestant/Catholic churches, while they want money, DO NOT SELL THEIR doctrine, in levels and enslave their followers with claims they can control Matter, Energy, Space, and Time. Where is the happiness, peace or lack of criminals Cruiser The Loser speaks of??? Tom is crazy, so is Scientology.

  • I'd like to beat the shit out of this faggot. My cousin moved to San Francisco and became what i like to call an " Extreme Science Fiction Fan". He's changed completely and none of my family can stand to be around the fuck.

  • All that acting as a superhero went to this fuckwits head.

  • Full o' chit...

  • he's carazay......

  • Being called a scientologist isn't something that has to be earned...it's something that has to be bought. By the way Tom, how many people have you rescued from traffic accidents? Zero!

  • You can tell he's been brain washed, just by looking at his face.

  • @smoogirl i with you !!

  • @cyrilgomeza Honestly, if you compare how he is now to his interveiws before being a scientologist you'll see major differences brought on my the mind-control that he's went through.

    The way he's blinking, the rapid hand movements, his inability to allow another person to voice their opinion, even that quiet laugh he does now - all of that shows he's gone under a series of mind controls. The problem is, to a naive person he looks like he's the right one, while we know he's not right in the head.

  • @smoogirl . i think we shudnt give much importance to him . now that we know he's a retard. lets go enjoy the good things in life ... :-) enjoy friend ...!

  • @cyrilgomeza He's not important anyway; they make him into this big guy, he's not that great.

  • @smoogirl i'm with u totally ... hugs

  • @cyrilgomeza lol *hugs*

  • What amuses me is that people ridicule Tom Cruise for his Scientology. Rich, powerful and married to beautiful women. Doesn't seem to have exactly done his prospects in life much hard does it?

    Tell you what, let's pitch Tom Cruise' life against the life of a typical example of his detractors and see who wins the "Lifestyle choice" race eh? ; )

  • @FreshBakedKicks syntologie may have helped out some adicts or criminals but they are just after the power and money nothing more cuz CULTS always have positive efects but at the same time they have way more negative efects.

  • when it comes to religion it's either forced on you at birth or you choose a religion so you can have meaning in your and make you believe that if you do well in this life you will be rewarded. if you meet the requirements of that religion then you are rewarded. if there is a higher power he is a cruel Sociopath. why do chiildren die at a young age. why cant people discontinue the wars. why do parents beat there children there is no higher power. man does this to him self. we are to blame

  • @ForgivenFury99 thumps up for this guy he is right

  • teeheehee

  • The only religion that is officially "wrong" to ridicule is Islam. I mean that in the sense that everyone is to afraid to piss off the Muslims. Scientology, Mormons, Christians, Jew (especially the Jews) and even the other two Hindu and Buddists are fair game for ridicule but you are never ever ever allowed to make fun of Islam.

  • WHAT A TOOL

  • What movie is that bit from?

  • @zacthebold magnolia

  • @zacthebold "magnolia" for Tom's infomercial

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  • T0M CRUlSE IS A BIG STUPID BITCH...

  • tool a fucked up tool

  • Actor = pretender

  • this guy is madder than mad jack mcmad the mayor of madsville.

  • this guy has serious problems

  • i love plumping too

  • Im sure if Tom Cruise drove passed someone with car trouble he would just stop and help. Or if he saw a homeless guy being beaten he would help. Come on Tom stop talking shit

  • "create NEW and BETTER realities"

    That is all religion ever does. Why can't people just deal with the ACTUAL REALITY? Yeah, it's harsh, but live for today. Don't rely on fairytales to make you feel better. That is the sign of a weak person.

  • and they say charlie sheen is insane?

  • the only movie i liked by tom cruise is tropic thunder " how bout i send you a hobos dickcheese LOL!

  • the only movie i liked by tom cruise is tropic thunder " how bout i send you a hobos dickcheese LOL!

  • There's so much wrong with Tom Cruise, first of all he believes this crap, second he's a faggot in denial, third he's a bad actor and finally...he's a fucking fudge packer.

  • @SpearheadWarrior HE'S NOT A FUDGE PACKER ... HE JUST LIKES TO PACK FUDGE....GEEEZZZ

  • @SpearheadWarrior if you belive in some religon you are just hte same as him

    all religions are the fucking same

    some retarted bullshit

    but whatever

  • Sad part is, South Park was right about scientology= watch?v=T7EEOMbBIO8&NR=1 There is a reason. An alein reason, lol.

  • Fucking Psycho Bitch

  • Love how everyone says he is crazy for believing what he does..... ummmm EVERY religion believes insanely improbable and stupid shit. Statistically, most people who will read this comment are religious in one way or another, YOU are just as "nuts" as he. Why is it Christians are exempt from ridicule like this? How is it that this is ANY crazier than the other religious fictions??

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Because the media likes to rape anyone who has different views than the general population.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 because knowing god is mostly (i think) about knowing the difference between good and evil and trying to be good. start a family, raise children to be smart and loving and scientology is the same thing I guess in a way but it's obviously just made up by someone but good and evil exist and to me that also proves that god exists. but PLEASE if you disagree with me do not send me some angry response because I'm not angry in this note I'm just writing thoughts.

  • @TriviumCrusader17

    You definately must be right, you agree with South Park, I mean they are definately the ultimate source of knowledge..

    You are a result of media bro

  • @kevfoda South Park is funny because most of what they joke about is true (Notice: MOST, not everything). they make fun of what is already ridiculus, like scientology, christianity, and Bono beeing a douche.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 What I've found is that Christians get the most stick from people, when people talk about evolution and creation they never talk about Muslims, Jews, Sikhs, or Hindus they always just use Christians as the other party.

  • @dannychacey Because, most people in the Western Culture know much about Muslims, Jews, Sikhs, or Hindus... But, I'm sure there are "non-believers" in countries where Muslim, Jew, Sikh, or Hindu is the primary religion and is rightfully taken the piss out of

  • @JasonNerdbane edit in the first sentence, "don't know much if anything about Muslims etc." sorry, sucks that you can't edit a post

  • @TriviumCrusader17 I don't think the Christians are exempt ....I rag on them all the time, it's cathartic for me. John Stewart, Bill Maher do a pretty good job also.I agree with you 100% aside from that.

  • @sentrakidsr20 Those people is doing good things for America.

  • @sentrakidsr20 only Muslims are exempt from ridicule. Look up south park episodes 200 201 and super best friends and see.

  • @zebowillisjr They are never exempt.....

  • @zebowillisjr they shouldnt be there a religion like any other and deserve to be ridiculed

  • @sentrakidsr20  did you get that reply?

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Well, christianity, islam, jewish, and several other faiths believe their is a higher power for everything. Scientology is just a big scam to blieve an alien died and that created emotion and thought.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 christians aren't exempt from ridicule . obviously u dont watch south park. youtube.com/watch?v=xi5hk159FA­s, theres a heap of episodes hitting christians , bloody mary and the Ep about pedophile pope. infact SPark has been on them for years. try the movie sometime.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 I'm not religious but... Religions are mostly about morals.. Without those ridiculous religions, civilization would be an impossibility. Nowadays we know better, and we can live without religions, but we needed it for boost you know.

  • @K4inan I think nowadays religion is really more of a drag, I mean, most people won't accept sciences and new ideas because they are so tied to thousand year old scriptures, but other than that, I do se your point.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 yea but this one jsut sounds a lot moe fucked up

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Because Scientology was formed recently and by a Science Fiction writer for a bet (Ron Hubbard was bet that he couldn't start a religion by Robert A. Heinlein). Not to say that Christianity wasn't formed in a similar way but Scientology we know for fact was made this way.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 religion isn't suppose to come from the mind. But from the heart.

  • @ibanezgr Your heart cant think. Your heart cant feel. I hate to bring reality to your attention, but your heart sustains your existence, and that is it. You love somebody if it is perceived as logically consistent. Not because your heart "feels it". Who cares what you think anyway, you play ibanez haha

  • @TriviumCrusader17 No you're wrong scientology is an obsessive fake organisation, I once watched a documentary about it and they were asking some questions about scientology and they were threatening to attack and hurt the camera crew just because of a few questions..

  • @PxChAoS16 Lol that makes it a PERFECT religion. Yeah know, that whole justifying violence in the name of their religion thing? Maybe you recall 9/11 or perhaps you have heard about the crusades? These are just two, from a list 16 miles long documenting how violence and religion make a wonderful couple. As far as Scientology being a "fake" organization, how is this possible? If they have members and ORGANIZED meetings, how on earth can they possibly be considered a FAKE organization? Stupidity.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 the differance is scientology is not a religion so why keep dragging Christianity into it, and just to let you know crusades happened in medieval times when everyone thought it to be right and justified. I was saying it is an organisation not a religion, how can it be a religion when it is only fairly new? Therefore how can it real? that is why I said it was a fake organization because they try and force people into believe in it and threaten you if you don't.

  • @PxChAoS16 Scientology IS a religion. I also care not WHEN the crusades happened. My point was that people were justifying violence with god. IN those medieval times, it was perceived as morally acceptable. Period. No you weren't saying it was an organization, you called it a "fake organization", dumbass. The dumbest part of your comment is, "how can it be a religion if its fairly new?" Stunning stupidity! If I just baked some cookies, and they are fresh outta the oven, are they cookies yet?

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Scientology is not a religion stop trying to stick up for it because its a bunch of lies and a made up theory by some fucking loonatic - so therefore it is not or anywhere near close to a religion my point is finished and i don't care about your opinion or your fucking cookies. Good day sir!

  • @PxChAoS16 Lol I stick up for no religion. I hope every christian, muslim, jew, scientologist and every other religious man and woman vanishes off the planet. Religion has severely crippled human intellect and you are a wonderful example. Religion is a big steaming bowl of shit and i hope one day, its all flushed. However with parents butt fucking their kids with the bible every generation, it is here to stay. Very sad. Bye bye now

  • @TriviumCrusader17 im not religious and i think christians are nuts.. but this guy... he needs to be locked up

  • @TriviumCrusader17 I dont like cuz they are crazy I hate them cuz they destroy lives and rob people

  • @TriviumCrusader17 If you don't believe in any particular religion, you're still just as nuts. Like for example "yeah, it's not crazy at all to think that the universe just exploded into existence from nothing. Of course, things spontaneously come from nothing all the time."

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Dude, just respect the fact that some people choose to be religious and some don't. If you choose to be religious, you should respect other religions, and if not, you should respect people who choose to be religious. C'mon its the 21st century

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Because Tom Cruise is a member and proponent of a dangerous cult, which practices mind control, treats members as slave labor, and has been linked to numerous killings. Christians don't isolate, extort, and torture their members. Scientologists do. Because they are an evil corporation, not a religion. Please don't belittle Jews, Christians, Hindus, Budhists, and all the other loving people of faith the world over by comparing them to dangerous cultists.

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  • @TriviumCrusader17

    Christians cop a lot more than Scientologists I reckon...To say that they are exempt from ridicule is not very accurate.

  • @TriviumCrusader17 Because Scientology shows no historical facts. Where as Christianity, if you properly did your homework does. Think outside the box...