how much wood would a wood chuck chuck as a wood chuck could chuck wood. he chucked as much as the wood chuck could as the chuck could chuck wood.... SAY THAT FAST ! lol i love that tongue twister
I'm not a fesent plucker, i'm a fesent plucker's son, i'm only plucking fesents till my fesents plucking's done... or... im not a pesent fucker im a pesent fuckers son, im only fucking pesnts till my pesent fuckings done (really fast) !!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS SCARY THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUAlly WORKS
Why do we all have "blonde" moments?!?!?!?!? . . . pshh pshh pshh. . . its not like I do! pshh pshh pshh! ~nervous laughter~ "HEY QUIET YOU!" ~sorry its my job~ "WELL YOUR JOB SUCKS ICE POPS!" ~WTF?~
i think danny just records tons of random stuff then puts it together and makes one more clip where he tells us whats going on and call it the final semation
@HermieHedgehog Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and they had a little fun. But poor Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son! :D
@SSGmcrill Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, dropped his fly and said well do you wanna. Jill said yes, dropped her dress and they had some little fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
@SSGmcrill Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, dropped his fly and said well do you wanna. Jill said yes, dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
I AM A THISTLE SIFTER. I HAVE A SIEVE OF SIFTED THISTLES AND A SIEVE OF UNSIFTED THISTLES BECAUSE I AM A THISTLE SIFTER. even when I type it it's exhausting.
terrible tongue twister...this bitch is fucking crazy!!
crokey77 5 hours ago
how much dub would a dubstep step if dubstep could step dub.
getloudmusic2014 16 hours ago
i slit a sheet a sheet i slit upon a slited sheet i sit
iBww2fan 6 days ago
i scream, you scream we all scream for PENIS.
im cracking up XD
HollyLouisev 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
push 5,6,7,and 9 rapidly. :I lmao...
KamrynLuvsYou 1 week ago
what does he say in Serbian when he flips out?
ZiettoTV 1 week ago
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Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. And Tim beat the fuck out of Tom.
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press 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9... Pretty much everyone
HaNNahIzAUnic0rN 1 week ago
I Scream you scream we all scream for p@#*%@ XD
MariaTheawsome 2 weeks ago
How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.
EfonzSkate 2 weeks ago
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tim beat the fuck out of tom." that made me laugh so fucking hard i turned blue XD
McBummly 2 weeks ago
say toy boat 5 times fast
WishIWasInThe80s 2 weeks ago
Keep pressing 9
Jamzean 2 weeks ago 9
keep pressing 6 relatively rapidly. beat boxing
ChewyMilk19 2 weeks ago
If you keep pressing 2 it sounds like "Hey Michael!" If you keep pressing 4 and 5 they are such awkward faces.
xKaraAnn23x 2 weeks ago
omG!!! keep pressing 9! LMAO
iamallamagoddannit 3 weeks ago
funniest guy i have EVER watched.
CJTxENV 3 weeks ago
SUPAZAYE!
luvixable 3 weeks ago
Irish wristwatch :P
Jezzy908 4 weeks ago
red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather
wheel world wheel world wheel world
toy boat toy boat toy boat
low roller lower roller low roller lower roller
TheVendettaMinecraft 4 weeks ago
irish wristwatch,
Breelikes0wls 1 month ago
hahaha! "their a bunch of assholes!"
CupcakeAm0ur 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
why do you always have your shirt off in every video?
Pairrett 1 month ago
lol!!!
kadinaist 1 month ago
why are you naked and why did you say that a wprd sucked your bro's cock.
khantsoewin 1 month ago 8
If flies fly after flies, fly flies after flies.
jtfun678 1 month ago
swan swem over the sea,
swim swan swum!
swan swum back again,
Well, swum swan! xD
Hpkick 1 month ago
Danny, Y U SO AMAZING?
LuceeDoncaster 1 month ago
i scream you scream we all scream foe PENIS!!
thisxisxit1 1 month ago
one take bitch!!!!
coutnerstrike1 1 month ago
first take! what's happenin!
kaitlynjohns4 1 month ago
you should do a video about teenage boys.
alicia1998ize 2 months ago
vrba mrda na sred brda,i sa jezikom se sprda
zongivila 2 months ago
i am a mother phesant plucker, i pluck mother phesants, i am the plesantest person to ever pluck mother phesant.
ladygaga19ify 2 months ago
press and hold 1:17
for something amazing.
iSkateForMaple 2 months ago
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck as a wood chuck could chuck wood. he chucked as much as the wood chuck could as the chuck could chuck wood.... SAY THAT FAST ! lol i love that tongue twister
1mizzbabyblue 2 months ago
did anyone realize hes not wearing a shirt
guitarguymrb 2 months ago
@guitarguymrb when IS he wearing a shirt?
tdoggbeeitch80 2 months ago
Dude, nice haircut :)
AdobeTutorials88 2 months ago
Is there a reason you dont have a shirt on? :L
SHADOWfang5 2 months ago
Say quick kiss really fast. Its a disaster. You will be dissapointed in yourself that you could not do it.
Skittlegirl715 2 months ago
irish wrist watch. red leather yellow leather
x9xn00bx9x 2 months ago
Replace peck in the Peter Piper tongue twister with bushel. It's much harder.
darrthvader123 2 months ago
ummm is he on crack that made no sense
jonathan1234456789 2 months ago
@jonathan1234456789 people on crack don't act like that, so you don't make any sense
danielhinton13579 2 months ago
Etica Peletica Pe Pem Pem Petica
Pelato Peluto Pe Pem Pem Puto
Zinco Pelinco Eticanaze
Etica Peletica Pe Pem Pem Pem
hidingblossom 2 months ago
Where the hell did your shirt go?
drummerfreakdudeman 2 months ago
coldnt stop laughing at1:42
secyor9 2 months ago
i was thinkin bout puttin this on facebook........nope not anymore.
jennacresta 2 months ago
why do you always have half a moustache?
MooMilkMilk 2 months ago
I don't need THESE tongue twisters , I have my girlfriend :D
darkyo99 2 months ago
I Nearly died when u said we all scream for penis xDDD
ZeoWxGaming 2 months ago
Why are you shirtless?
Jealousy4Life 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
I'm not a fesent plucker, i'm a fesent plucker's son, i'm only plucking fesents till my fesents plucking's done... or... im not a pesent fucker im a pesent fuckers son, im only fucking pesnts till my pesent fuckings done (really fast) !!
YouuMakeeMeeGigglee 2 months ago
ugh!!! you are soo extremely attractive :)
yummy :)
1cguzman 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
@HermieHedgehog WTF
charmingflare 2 months ago
heres a toung twister for you, HOW MUCH WOOD COULD WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD
rafaeljrortiz123 2 months ago
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how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood XD
DetentionUnit46 2 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS SCARY THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUAlly WORKS
PSEUDONYM654 2 months ago
I love you
MiaSoegaard1402 3 months ago
Still dont know where your shirt is..
pinsent07 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
lololol-press 9
amieeleighpetchey 3 months ago
holy shit, your so fucking funny!
amieeleighpetchey 3 months ago
press 4 then 5 and then 6 hahahaha
MRmagicoli 3 months ago
i scream you scream we all scream for penis!
skittles3888 3 months ago
keep pressing 6
xFilchex 3 months ago
You should do a video on you singing a forcefull song but in a funny way
NextAdele11 3 months ago
a fast tongue twister is-
A skunk jumped over a stump into a skunk hole
TheVampressKiss 3 months ago
<3
p0eticd3ath 3 months ago
I'm not a fig plucker, nor the fig pluckers son, but i'll pluck figs 'till the fig plucker CUMS.
FUCKING LAUGH MY ASS OFF!
shlind21 3 months ago
press2
he says am i go bitch
kylewarriors4499 3 months ago
i scream you scream we all scream for penis lol
MsTigger1970 3 months ago
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MsTigger1970 3 months ago
repeatedly press 0:36
irishforever16 3 months ago
peter piper fucking sucked my fucking cock
zadezadezade1 3 months ago
peter piper sucked my fucking cock
zadezadezade1 3 months ago
that was fucing halaoious
gotenks1520199 3 months ago
77 ven elephant elephant suck on my brothers cocks
yoyo2474 3 months ago
1:22 i see you really confused yourself there
mybestfriendsdildo 3 months ago
im not a pheasent plucker im a ... oh fuck it
balardisbest 3 months ago
Tom threw Tim 3 Thumbtacks and Tim beat the fuck out of Tom. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
MrGuineasaurusrex 3 months ago
how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??
supdog2010 3 months ago
The way he turned his hand to signal volume down is actually volume up on my computer. So i did what he said. My mom yelled.
StarsAndStripes111 3 months ago
tom threw tim three thum tacks and tim beat the fuck out of tom....LMAO
Dcparkour1 3 months ago 63
how do u say that sentence in spanish bc i laughed my ass off from that
Dcparkour1 3 months ago
Why do we all have "blonde" moments?!?!?!?!? . . . pshh pshh pshh. . . its not like I do! pshh pshh pshh! ~nervous laughter~ "HEY QUIET YOU!" ~sorry its my job~ "WELL YOUR JOB SUCKS ICE POPS!" ~WTF?~
nolamarley 3 months ago in playlist Liked
Try to say "Irish Wristwatch". I BET YOU CAN'T DO THAT SHIT
MrDudeman10 3 months ago
do one on thanksgiving!!!
Windervillium 3 months ago
Do u ever wear a shirt in any of ur videos?
TheSquiders 4 months ago
0:46 awesome face lol
hypermonkiefromspace 4 months ago
Skill
crazedelites 4 months ago
i think danny just records tons of random stuff then puts it together and makes one more clip where he tells us whats going on and call it the final semation
tylerguy12 4 months ago
I missed the whole video, because I was too busy staring at your giant zit LOL
Causeimbatman 4 months ago
on 2:31 it looks like hes drunk!
MegaMcgrammer 4 months ago
Is this the origin of the lemon drop phrase?
itsmattman1989 4 months ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Pass time by, get real high, but Jill said "I don't wanna."
HermieHedgehog 4 months ago
@HermieHedgehog Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress and they had a little fun. But poor Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son! :D
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@SSGmcrill Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, dropped his fly and said well do you wanna. Jill said yes, dropped her dress and they had some little fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
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@SSGmcrill Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, dropped his fly and said well do you wanna. Jill said yes, dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
8OMGWTFBBQXD 2 months ago in playlist Gradual Report
Lmao we all scream for penis :') you're too funny!
lucyclarke19 4 months ago
Irish wristwatch and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.:)
helana980 4 months ago
IDK Y BUT U MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM RANDOM STUFF!!!!
Jesseteehee 4 months ago
I AM A THISTLE SIFTER. I HAVE A SIEVE OF SIFTED THISTLES AND A SIEVE OF UNSIFTED THISTLES BECAUSE I AM A THISTLE SIFTER. even when I type it it's exhausting.
coffinxcandy 4 months ago
just awesome))
AnD0n4 4 months ago
Try this even at medium speed:
Irish Wristwatch
OurWorldHandBook 4 months ago
Ahahaha zijaa bem ti majku u picku materinu! :D
SuperSerbSoundSystem 4 months ago
bity bouta bought a bit of bitter butter ,bity bouta bought a bit of better utter to make the bitter butter taste better.
xzenieo 4 months ago
Im not a fig plucker, nor the fig pluckers son, but i'll pluck figs till the fig plucker cums
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OMGsquirel26 4 months ago
First take, whats happening?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
noR3M0RSE 4 months ago
Peter piper sucked my fucken cock haahahahaha xD
bgtzzrxy 4 months ago
Hahahaha
Tom threw three tacks at TIm and Tim beat the fuck out of tom :)
hathumpers65 4 months ago
what does bitch kumate mean ?
iwanturiipod 4 months ago
You should do a vid on why people pick there noses
biggas1000 4 months ago 2
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dendanny56 4 months ago
I can watch this video 50 more times and still laugh xD
MakNikola1 5 months ago 2
pause at 0:38
jonathanbear1997 5 months ago
4 furious friends fought over the porn.
4 furious friends died of aids.
UseThoseChords 5 months ago
X marks the spot
Spot marks the X
X spots the Mark
HK2UKBABY 5 months ago
and pause at 0:18
snakerecon9 5 months ago
@snakerecon9 creepy lol
PetLover199 5 months ago
your eyes look like snake eyes to me
snakerecon9 5 months ago
Lol I scream, you scream, we all scream for PENIS
thesammyantha23 5 months ago
how muh cock could a cock sucker suck if a cock sucker could suck cock
xHooDz10 5 months ago
Try Irish wristwatch 5 times fast
katmatnay326 5 months ago
Say this fast
Tommy put a top in a pot
DevinChristopher1207 5 months ago
I Have Watched this video atleast 20 times and i laugh every time
sexyboy2332 5 months ago
I scream we scream we all scream for penis
mrawesomeman6 6 months ago
Roflmao 1:17 and 1:59 I laughed so hard!
19hawkeye98 6 months ago
say irish wristwatch fast
bobothechef 6 months ago
i love this vid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FLUFFMASTER32 6 months ago
What i'm wondering is.... why are you missing a shirt in some of the videos lmao
MonkeyBreal 6 months ago
I scream you scream we all scream for pinis
Simonrox99x 6 months ago
@Simonrox99x Pinis? Wtfh?? xD
MonkeyBreal 6 months ago
I like the Tom one
xTheMimicofDeathx 6 months ago 2
don't press 5 or your soul will be peered into deeply
nlouie99 6 months ago 34
I was eating when he started talking about the 'I scream, you scream...' My mom is now mad at me for having spit food on the table.
RainbowOkami 6 months ago
come check out bed sheets in action @ crazycaitlin196 for funny videos and other stuff !!! xx
Jakey0991 6 months ago
ESTA NOCHE VENDRA UN MURCIELAGO Y TE DESNARIZOREJARA Y SE IRA
juanbarros88 7 months ago
Tom threw three thumb tacks at Tim Tim beat the fuck out of tom
Supremeoverlords 7 months ago
peter piper fuck suck my fucking cock lofl
superkitten211 7 months ago
...it's just naaazzty.
FantuckinabulouS 7 months ago
This was posted on my birthday.. XD
kahne9864967 7 months ago
LMFAO at 2:30 xD
MsDarrenlover 7 months ago
Mixed biscuits.........BOOM
LeafsNationFour 7 months ago
she sells sea shells by the sea shore :).
sassyerin96 7 months ago
try this one 10 times fast: I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasant when the pheasant plucker comes
:D
ManiacalMuffin 8 months ago
@ManiacalMuffin omg, my cousins and i seriously sat here for 10 minutes trying to say that! :D
laxpunky97 7 months ago 2
lol. i scream you scream, we all scream for penis
sfestud22 8 months ago 94
say toy boat ten times fast...
TheApostleofRock 8 months ago
DANNY HAS ADHD
randomtobi 8 months ago
Try saying RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER 5 times fast. Impossible.
furlano7 8 months ago
@SqUiDnEe14 every guy in my school could rival a turtle. i walk twice as fast as most of my friends. so shush lol
paintingflowers13 8 months ago
a big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled blood
:) try that Danny
paintingflowers13 8 months ago
loved the peter pepper part lol
scobla 8 months ago
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How many bears could Bear Grylles grill if Bear Grylles could grill bears?
TheHPExperiment 8 months ago
IRISH WRISTWATCH.
TheHPExperiment 8 months ago
Dropedy dropedy dropedy dropedy drop drop drop
Ramalama679 8 months ago
i scream you scream we all scream for penis.. see what i did there see what i did there i uh ..yah yah thats funny best tongue twister
jroyals21 8 months ago
puttaga guudaba
msepictacos 8 months ago
Red leather, yellow leather. Try it.
kylenethersole 8 months ago
Danny, here's one that me and my friends in theater came up with.
I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
that ever plucked a mother pheasant.
Oh yes. It is challenging.
Please continue your shows because they are Hilarious!
Hanners116 8 months ago
Fuckin funny
ilovemybabychris1 8 months ago
0:30 - 0:33 and 0:37... I lol'd so hard.. It's 1am.. I hope I didn't wake my neighbours..
TheOneAndOnlyMe92 9 months ago
I scream, you scream, we all scream for penis...
pnguinlvr97 9 months ago
i got an easy one, say "Irish Wristwatch" lemme know how many tries it took u to say it!
TheAlexrice 9 months ago 2
R u naked....?
MusicRox441 9 months ago
1:12
i wonder what would happen if I went into public and randomly screamed that. lol
Roccarocks 9 months ago 3
YAY I beat the fuck out of Tom
T0pcatFilms 9 months ago
Irish Wristwatch
IvoAro 9 months ago
hahahahaa lol\
i sream u scream we all scream for PENIS! lol
ThePinoy170 9 months ago
im a cashier and i had to say 77 and i almost said seventy seven benevolent elephants...haha
MrBreadsticks17 9 months ago
hey danny(:
i think you should do a video on how to act like a girl(: that would be hillarious!!
I <3 you and your channel!
----4eversing101<3
4eversing101 9 months ago
slit a sheet. sheet i slit. on the slitted sheet i sit
alexayr123 9 months ago
just a question HOW MANY LINES DO YOU DO CUNT!!!!!!!!
setmobilonfire 9 months ago