Hubble Repair Complete! gnooze May 18, 2009

[ma23gh]

you're funny

[system0system0]

5 to 8 years

[Rockopeetzee]

Marta why did you get married..I got up to 5 million on the list of guys that had a chance with you.Maybe I was 7million on the list, I think there were 2 million girls that want you too.I guess I'll have to settle for the Middle Girl on The Girls Next Door.

[jettbugg]

....the russian thing is GREAT!

[Colin24Astonwood]

Marta, no sorry MARTA! You just have to do a video on the expenses scandle.

I need to hear your English accent! PLEASE! This is the most important news story the whole world has ever heard of.Its so important the whole world stops when ever the News is on,

WTF (what the fairies) Thats not rude hahah

[newsfarsi]

I am single Iranian did not have xxx for a long times buy one ticket to Canada and meet me we talk abot ahamadenajd

[maximumvalues]

JUST ANOTHER FIVE STAR PERFORMANCE!

[lcc1211]

Great show, Marta. I also LOVE the hair.

[pornfartin]

your views seem to be down. you're still just as funny, your hair is back to it's stunning self (i wasn't a fan of the bangs), your accents are improving, your a sexy mama, you have awsome tshirts and your a sexy mama.

you tube surpressing you?

[mike8494]

Your are Funny and you do make me Laugh Marta :-) Mike.........

[newutubejunkie]

Funny!! Had me laughing out loud!

[Loreki]

You could always get a British fan to do the audio and dub it over, both as a matter of practicality - and as an extra joke.

[robi2000]

Marta, I think i see a slight lighting issue in your studio. I believe you should get up on a stool and stand up to adjust the light above you and wear a short black somewhat tight skirt so I can see how the light plays on the different colors of your skin and clothing. This is all technical advice of course.

[sirjohn2u]

I love you almost as much as Russia!!!!

[MillionthUsername]

In space, no one can hear you cry.

I think maybe that detainee was confused. They probably used enhanced loving techniques on him and he just took it the wrong way. Some people can be so sensitive! :-/

[thecursedland]

You're so adorable.

[redtorino]

Greg Gutfeld of "Red Eye" would love Marta's shirt.

[tak178]

Maybe you should report of the government takeover of GM Chrysler...calling it what it is...

[TheReceptionist]

Looking forward to your British loveliness.

[vigilantvillan]

outstanding

[Elaina43]

LMFAO re: your astronaut impersonation!!!!!

[Elaina43]

I vote "ginger snaps."

[practicalmagic9]

brittish: try churchill. he's sort of cross between bing crosby and orson wells? that fat old man blustery dealie.thanks marta!

[philblunt420]

lmao

[HEYBUDD]

Here's a couple more observations for you.

At 2:00 there seems to be some "spooge" on the lower third of the picture.

The map shown at 1:44 is in Spanish.

Just saying......

[scottmhoward]

it's actually Portuguese. ;D

[Bocbo]

The Hubble bit was your best ever.

[Jerricho68]

You can do a British accent. Easier then French and Russian sphew sphew.

[43837388]

Ginger snap's fix everything =)

Too bad the Astronauts forgot theirs

I sure Hubble wanted some

[trumasamune]

Love your shirt. Unicorns fuckin' rule.

[strav12]

Trained by Pacino, directed by Ang Lee, the Hubble section definitely goes for an Oscar nomination...thanks for another magnifico chuckleworthy presentation - please don't feel repressed about the British accent - Brits are kind of repressed anyway so you're more than half way there....

[SonomaDave1]

Do the French accent and omit the fag. Then we will assume that its British. Thats just how we fly. Oh, and by the way, use some tooth black to make crooked teeth and we will KNOW that its Brit. ur still the fing best!

[jx14aby]

tooth black? That's cruel. (Or maybe just a little too much truth?)

[m4rcandre]

I just can't get enough of the russian news with the: "Bears love vodka!"

I would wear a T-shirt of it.

[Emamnuelguzman86]

Your inaccurate british accent makes it 10 times funnier, i also got emotional because of Hubble lol.

[DookofHDP]

Oooo ... great hair/makeup today!!! Mui sexy, Gnooze lady!!! :D

Also, nice dramatic range there. Almost had me weeping. Oh yeah, shouldn't hubble's program manager have put down the bong? I mean, just while the picture was being taken? ;P

[redbrest]

Thanks Marta, another great job.

[qiranger]

I love it when you do a Brit Accent... makes it even more funny.

[thisismyfunnyname]

You hardly need my advice and weren't really looking for suggestions, but FWIW I find it really funny when people use lots of British slang sans the British accent.

[librano]

Is there some systematized way to submit stories that I don't know of??? tell me tell me tell mee!!!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I guess it is not as if the Government was waterboarding those detainees who sued. Isn't that illegal? Suing I mean...

Russia also had to leave the meeting ,because,after all of those shots of vodka,well,they had to GO..

I am glad your space tlelscope is repaired. I was getting some nice clothes together,to have a new series of portraits taken.

Say Ginger Snaps!

[lights21002003]

great show keep up the good work..cheers!!!!!!

[tenagliac]

Nice unicorn.

With British it's not just the accent, but choice of words. The words inspire the accent. Watch some Harry Potter, Red Dwarf, Narnia, and LOTR. It'll set the mood. Just steer clear of Lauren Cooper & Mary Poppins. They'll confuse you "well bad".

It's just dreadful, he's such an insufferable git. Fancy a spot of tea ? Jolly good ! TTFN.

[MallyVision]

You're the cutest girl in the whole world! Much Love Marta Costello!

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

they should send Joan Rivers over,to do the interrogation......

(can we talk?)

[themaskedanalyst]

You might be having trouble with a British accent, but your Russian accent is great.

If you can't do a British accent, then here is what you should do instead.... Open up the story by saying "Cheerio... Pip Pip, and all that rubbish".

Bam! Instant British. j/k

[Blargaldalien]

Instant British? Like,just add tea???LOL

[Diasfu]

Love the unicorn..joooooohnnnnnnny!

[AfricanAnime]

LOL! The Hubble report was PRICELESS!

Keep on rocking gnooze-gang!

[MallyVision]

It was my fav too.

[ndvuncle]

Goddamnit you're hot!!!

[chena3]

funnie girl

as an english tart

could be fun ..

[ndvuncle]

Don't worry about your ingles acksient, no.

Youl flents pronunsiaseeun is spectacular with moi. - kiss kiss - foo foo.

[Seamalicous]

Bears love vodka

[MallyVision]

:D lol

[nebnubs]

please do british accent disaster.

[geekyvince]

yay its always a joy to see a new video up.

[Teenom]

get some sleep martha,...good morning from germany

[TheZarbodShow]

Hmm.

[liloly777]

Second!..... no way! hahaha im gay

[TheDarkLordKumquat]

First!