40 Year Old Virgin- Sex Stories

[inyourfacevideos96]

from now on yo dick is my dick im gettin you some pussy

[Saturos007]

2:59 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH XD

[fsjal117]

damn, this is hard to watch..

[itsmejoeycarroll]

ahh me so honry..ahh me so stupid!

[Bei1052]

Instead of a bag of sand, he should have said a water balloon.

[TheHolyRazor]

i hope me and my friends will be like them :D

[jean28xx]

lol the black dude is really funny and looks just like Jason Terry.

[chameleonas]

"I got friends that fuck guys... in jail" ROFL

[ThePacemaker45]

love how the black guy was like , oh shit..

[storageish]

@ThePacemaker45 YES!

[shechshire]

@controversyking "Don't worry about the sex & relationships." yea that what they told me at 16, turns out it wasn't that good of advise. "you'll have a whole time for that." woul'nt that be procrastinating? I mean,if i havn't had anything in 22 years of my life wasted what makes me think i'm going to have anything in the future. i mean, sitting around & not worrying about it is going to help.shit, it hasnt."Trust me,lots of relationships don't last either" really chief? u think i don't know that

[shechshire]

@shechshire ...after having everyone around me dip in & out of relationships at will exept me. I don't choose to have this man, it's abviously inherent because I've done everything you can have possibly think of.

[shechshire]

@controversyking I'm actually 22 & believe me I've figuered that out a long time ago. Oh, believe me it's not about what others think. What it is about is me like any other human being wanting companionship & to be felt cared & loved back. Oh... yea I didn't mention, I havn't ever had a relationship either.

[shechshire]

@controversyking yea & unfortunatly those poeple are just about almost everyone I have met in my life. Even if they want to play the act of budy budy at first, eventually push will come to shove & that will be the first insult thrown at you. I mean, I guess you could say it's human nature to belittle other people as a means to elevate you're own social status:/ Unfortuanatly that's been life 4me & I don't wish it upon anyone.

[RJBergerKing]

I've never had sex but once I shoved a VHS copy of The Little Mermaid up my anus.

[youjeanzord]

yeah it's cool I've got a lot of friends that like doing guys......in jail

[thatPUNKdude]

I've borked a lot of women xD

[luvableFatman]

2:42 ^^ this part made me think he was gonna go on a murder spree cause of the dark broody music and the look on his face! lmao

[MrViktahhhh]

1:17 LONG!!!!

[TheUnknown8999]

A Bag of Sand? XD

[matchbox555]

why do people make SUCH A BIG DEAL about sex ?

it is really over rated.

i would rather watch porn than actually have sex, porn is better than actual sex is all sorts of ways

[TeHAzNdOoD]

@matchbox555 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[matchbox555]

@TeHAzNdOoD you havent seen any good porn

[mundabi]

@matchbox555 you are typing this from inside your closet now arent you?

[matchbox555]

@mundabi are a you a porn virgin ?

you need to see some good porn dude

[mundabi]

@matchbox555 hahahahahahaha well i come to u if i need any hahhaha



[meatballsub123]

Thumbs up if so many stories are running through your head right now.

[UrielEternal]

Now there is one woman in the world that has big knockers that she can crush beer cans w/them. If only he rephrased his story such as she punched me with her's like a bag of sand-sounds much better. But then he would still be a virgin in the lying process.

[GOREDWINGS186]

24 people are Virgins.

[tubenachos]

Steve is such a great actor, he really portrayed the virgin body language so well!

[shechshire]

@tubenachos virgen body language... what the fuck?

[saltyninja01]

it all makes sense now! 24 ppl in here are virgins

[SkateandBMX69]

I once had someone ask me what tits feel like and I said "it feels like a bag of sand." he was like "really?" I said "Yeah thats what the 40 year old virgin told me" and we both laughed so hard.

[alharthy50]

i've porked lots of women too hahahahahaha xD

[ricotucker3]

Ctfu

[VCClan]

Steve Carrell reminds me of Crispin Glover in this movie.

[mwardia1]

this movie is a classic

[XJohnnyNitroX]

from now on.. yo dick is my dick!

[Riot324]

me so horny! ahhh me so stupid!!!

[weswii]

flood was here

[robotfreshpies]

@Chars13x I'd rather drink Fanta than American beer, the shit tastes like piss

[uptash]

@robotfreshpies hahaha ikr

[withered962]

@robotfreshpies WRONG, IPA's are great. American beer has evolved beyond the crap that is Budweiser, Coors or Miller.

[kai0shin]

hold up there's a flaw.....didn't he almost have sex on 2 separate occasions??? i'm sure he felt her boobs since the girl had her bra off.....hence the "bag of sand" doesn't make sense

[robotfreshpies]

@kai0shin Shhhhhhhh, just let it go

[alecbama1]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.....AAAAHHH­HHHH...OHHH COME ON!!!

[alecbama1]

Me so horny! Aah me so STUPID!!! Steve Carell is a god of comedy!!

[alecbama1]

ME SO HORNY! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!! Funniest movie eva!!

[alecbama1]

A bag of sand? OMG this movie is too f***in hilarious!!

[JigSaw06]

In jail..

[strykr360]

"you guys are soooo............*in his head hes like 'FUCK IM SO FUCKED'*....up your asses"

[Sweeneytodd1989]

I got friends who fuck guys...in jail XD

[92merced]

Shed be like ah your nailing me... Cool" hahahahaha holy shit!

[cursiver]

a bag a sand COME ON MAN

[Commonwealth96]

LET'S SCREW

[BtRxShifty]

And I'd be nailing her...oh shit.

[mizsweethang]

bag of sand??? lmao!!! that never gets old!!!

[phreestylesk8r]

oh she loved the dirty talking...

[FutureFrontLA]

forever alone

[23ThePerfectionist23]

"Me so horny! Me love long time!"

[biglurry20]

im half way there 21 an still no 1

[6Iron6Whore6]

@biglurry20 Who cares you'll get there soon enough

[deewhittaz]

i touched a guys balls at hebrew school once lmao

[markmasala]

i have friends that fuck guys...............in jail rofl

[warsinski1234]

being a virgin is a personal choice and there's nothing wrong with it...on another note..."OH ME SO HORNNYYY" LMAO XD

[nxtkoston]

24 people have bumpy braille nipples....the stevie wonders

[Carrillo17]

pink tiny nipples...or like the long national geographic nipples...bumpie brown nipples like stevie wonders xD bahahaha

[uptash]

"let's screw" Steve Carrell is a mess!

[Alkhir69]

''Oh shit''

HAHAHAHA

[ShwakinMaster525]

lmao...fuckin bag of sand

[TheJoeyNitro]

She'd be like "Yeah! Let's screw, let's... I wanna fuck"

[guitamannik]

you guys are soo, up your asses. loool

[amhalii]

great . ah from now on your dick is my dick imma get you some pussy

[Youtuuuber]

True friends help friends... get laid.

[nburns18]

yea i love titties so...

[poy2xgelo]

oh man i feel this guy. i los virginity when i was 22 :O after that i fuck my girl 3 times a week :D

[BarstoolBlues33]

I've seen this movie at lest 25 times and the "bag of sand" part always makes me laugh out loud embarrassed for Andy...

[RandomJoiceTV]

Aw your nailing me..COOL! haha

[sterlin325]

a bag of sand?

[crazyjim1986]

One of the best guy movies ever, all of Andy's friends come together to get him laid with no ridicule or hope for personal gain. This movie is as much about male friendship as it is about sex.

[shechshire]

@crazyjim1986 well i'll tell you what, it's definitely not like this in real life. in real life people either humiliate you or hold it against you or even if they don't no body is going to have respect for you.

[crazyjim1986]

@shechshire The friends I have wouldn't do that. I hope yours wouldn't either.

[shechshire]

@crazyjim1986 believe me, I don't care how friendly you are with whoever... They'll hold it against you eventually. THIER IS NOTHING GOOD THAT CAN COME OUT OF YOU TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE A VIRGEN because you will get 0 respect.

[OriginalAtomicSheep]

God... he plays the first part so well... ur cringing the whole way through no matter how many times u watch it

[bodacious985]

22 people have no sense of humor

[chrisxmakk]

I touched a guys balls in Hebrew school once.

[valentine6261]

i may be a virgine but i can fuck you up!! lmfao!!!! XD

[tarikay93]

From now on ur dick is my dick. I'm gettin u some pussy :D

[Kanig94]

Me so horny love you longtime.....

[radicalradition94]

me so horney, me lovey long time. 

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

"From now on yo dick, is ma dick! Imma get you some pussy!" Lollll

"You guys are so....up your asses."

[LuminousJiveTurkey]

You guys are so... up your asses.

[HACK1MF]

Borked Lmao!!

[VikTheRebel]

"Look HES A VIRGIN!" haha!

[conrifor]

lol I like how seth points at him like it's obvious.

[bangletits]

22 people still havent had..........the chance to see the full movie

[fadelio22]

shed be like AWWW YOUR NAILIN ME. cool

[ImmuneToFearr]

"Havent been a virgin since I was..10"

[awesome7320]

22 people are virgins

[bodacious985]

bag of sand lol

[darksayese]

OH SHIT 

[lesther415]

Lmao

[chuckmauger]

me so horey me

[IhateMEXILANA]

Her breast felt like A Bag of sand aye?

He must have been fucking Terra Reed lol

[casper123]

One of the best comedy films.

[TheSillyself]

look at him? he look like a fuckin nerd wearing a old fashioned tan sweater with red dots and shit.

[TheSillyself]

u can tell when somebody a virgin. see theyre drinkin beer or alchohol and he drinkin a damn soda. they talkin about pussy and titties and shit he talkin about a bag of sand and he dont know what the fuck to talk about. ill laugh at him and im a virgin myself

[shechshire]

@TheSillyself thats not how you tell some ones a virgin that just how you can tell if thie're immature. a little 10 year old can talk about pussy, tits., & ass for crying out loud.

[TheSillyself]

yo dick is my dick im gettin u some pussy! HA! seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what i mean? an adult who aint fuckin? u will get KLOWNED!

[TheSillyself]

yo dick is my dick im gettin u some pussy! HA!

[kRiCe2010]

i'm atleast 200 of these views, lmao.

[MrDavid7419]

go fuck a goat

[Caron3Butler]

a bag of sand maaaan? comeee oooon you can do better than that!!

[MrIbrown603]

From now on your dick Is my dick..

[gamemasta11]

HAHAHA of corse Seth Rogan touched a guys balls in hebrew school....

Favorite quote in this movie:

Id be nailin her, she'd be like, Ahhh ur nailin me

[Lynsey38025Part2]

Ahh you're nailing me, cool! Haha!

[asian07boi]

bag of sands??? hahahaha

[atheistspongebob]

aww your nailin me, cool

[firthdrummer94]

you guys are soo..... up your asses(:

[jehubox19]

'' from now, u dick is my dick, i'll get u some pussy ''...ahahahaha

[leftrightuppercut]

Can u please put the whole film up pleeeeeaaaaseeee :)

[JMMnumber1]

'I touched a guys balls at Hebrew school once' Hahahaha

[m1onie]

when i first saw this movie and this clip i was in tears of laughter part of the reason was because its similar to what i went through at school

[RachelRADx69]

19 people missed the like button

[sokit2em]

"it feels like a bag of sand"-lol

[ilovethBill]

the one with the beard is hot!

[badboiiawais]

like a bag of sand lol

[23and1tom23]

dude are you gay?.....dude its not a big deal if you like to fuck guys i'm cool with it i got friends who fuck guys, in jail

[gordonfan32]

bag of sand?wow thats a rough breast

[gordonfan32]

wow man what a bullshitter.lmao

[reynolds2006]

MI SA HAWNY MI LAV U LONG TAIME

[taffycake]

'me so horny love you long time!'

LMAO xD

bag of sand ROFL!!!

[crescentrolls90]

YEAH! LET'S GO!

YEAH! YOU'RE NAILING ME! COOL!

[kattowitz4]

This guy speaks for all the male virgins of the world.

[sorryass9988]

@kattowitz4 sucks to be yall niggas

[potatoelover95]

i love how everyone has a beer and he has a fucking fanta haha

[sprawlmessiah]

yo dick is my dick. am gettin' you a pussy lol!

[mzsofiee10]

SHE BE LIKE OOH ME SOO HORNY MEE LOVE YOU LONG TIME [!] LMFAOOOO

[bmassa4]

I wish it was included in this vid...he says while riding the bike back " I might be a virgin, but I'll FFFFuck you up!"

[iheartm20]

@2:51

That's pretty much how I feel after every conversation. Awkwardly social, I am. PFffff.

[LaidbackPlayboy]

A bag of sand?.....

[Dwk519]

18 women have boobs that feel like bags of sand

[FridayNightFunVideo]

I found you video while searching for a great sex stories. I always subscribe back to people who check out my channel BTW.

[Dudeinator6599]

From now on, yo dick is my dick!

[TheDM75]

0:31 Seth's face xD

[MorenoRockksz]

"They felt like a bag of sand" >.<

[CrimsonGenocide573]

"dude are you gay ? lol"

[IAstonI]

It feels like.. a bag of sand.. when you're touching it..

[smeade3760]

"i touched a guy's balls at hebrew school once..." OMFG thats funny shit

[8ingco]

LOL the stevie wonders ahhahahaha

[clrunner3]

Funny thing is i kno 2 people who are 20 who are actually halfway there...its pretty sad lol

[ImmuneToFearr]

@clrunner3 How is that sad? They're 20, not 40.

[carlsm95]

Steve carrell is amazing NO HOMO

[VastedCouth]

I thought it was cool that their first instinct wasn't to laugh at him but to get him laid.

[comedicstuff]

"Are u a virgin? Not since I was 10!  U guys are hilarious! U guys are soooo up ur asses!"

"From now on yo dick is my dick...I'm getting you laid!!"

ROTFLMAO @ his bike ride home! "mE SO STUPID!" No wonder he never got laid...dude was 40 years old still using a bike as transportation.

[guy4pink]

nobody dies virgin..... life fuck us all.....

[laywa84]

I enjoy the movie, i dont care if your a virgin, be proud :)

[laywa84]

Me so horny me love you longtime LOL

[redshift3k]

I got friends who fuck guys.

...in jail.

[661Sunshine]

Edward Cullens is a 110 year old virgin so 40 isn't so bad!

[edlynegue123]

A bag of sand....hilarious.

[seckzmachine]

@tim751 virgins are the people destined for this world???? That makes no sense, there would be no civilization if it wasn't for "sinners". If we all waited for the " right time" we'd be extinct. Stop trying to tell people what they should do with Their bodies. You want to be religious that's fine, but keep that shit to yourself. Your way of living is not the " right" way and if you think it is you're a douche

[LordCaseor1]

...a bag...of sand

[sugarlumps90]

"the stevie wonders"

[lambonut6]

lol steve carrell is a great actor

[Dwk519]

18 people think boobs feel like bags of sand

[ZillaRocks]

@BallerinaStar22 Really funny how he hesitates to use the word "fuck". XXD

[EventuallyWeMerge]

18 people are virgins.

[strangefruitftw]

uhh ahh yeah she loved to dirty talk...

[dollar186]

I borked alot of women... in my day

[Dwk519]

"I touched a guys balls in hebrew school once" XD

[saltyninja01]

XD bag of sand

[Tim751]

These Actors Are Doing A Bad Thing Making People Think It's Okay To Lose Your Virginity. Religion Tells Otherwise!

[Jayd99uk]

@Tim751 shut up u prude

[Tim751]

Stop Making Fun Of Virgins! Virgins Are The People Of God! The True People Destined For This World!