The bit about where he says she'll pull his cell phone and un-sheath a shank makes me think of this exchange from "The Simpsons"...
Bart: Cool a sword cane
Ranier Wolfcastle: Everything here is sword. Sword-baseball bat, sword-rifle, sword-pineapple, sword-sword sharpener, sword-pie...hey, where is the sword pie?
lol Love Jay Malone! :-D He's an absolutely hilarious comedian! :-)
Police brutality is alive and well in America. The police beat up a girl at Reagan National Airport in DC. They assaulted this girl and gave her a serious brain injury and made her entire body black and blue. Then they arrested HER and charged her with a made up crime to cover up the police brutality. The airport police and TSA are supposed to be there to protect us from terrorists, not beat up women.
"walked away like a pussy" LOL
nhong002 7 months ago
The bit about where he says she'll pull his cell phone and un-sheath a shank makes me think of this exchange from "The Simpsons"...
Bart: Cool a sword cane
Ranier Wolfcastle: Everything here is sword. Sword-baseball bat, sword-rifle, sword-pineapple, sword-sword sharpener, sword-pie...hey, where is the sword pie?
lol Love Jay Malone! :-D He's an absolutely hilarious comedian! :-)
NoInfringementIntent 9 months ago
Eric Foreman?.....don't be purposely rude. lol
leereedeastern1 1 year ago
i heart you, jay!!!!!!!!
passwordprotected 1 year ago
"Jesus Christ, i thought it was called a Razor because it was thin, not because of the sword feature... i didn't know!"
LMFAO
AANCHALTAXALI 1 year ago 3
"How do I not get raped here" LMFAO!!!!!!
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago 4
I dig it.
namdlefhtes 2 years ago
he is sosososososo funny!!!
phodev 2 years ago 2
Oh, don't be mean!
leereedeastern1 2 years ago
He reminds me of Eric Foreman from that 70's show
LeonJordison 2 years ago 36
I know ay! couldnt agree more. not just eric, but topher grace in general :)
luvcomedy123 2 years ago
Haha yeah
LeonJordison 2 years ago
Yeah, especially with that; "Oh so you don't think I can cause mayhem with that thing? You don't think im though enough?" bit. He's pretty funny!
BartvG88 2 years ago
funny!
simonjohn75 3 years ago
LMAO, he`s so adorable XD
greekdeva7 3 years ago
Funny, funny guy! I'm off to watch some more. lol
SixFigureMom 3 years ago
He's hilarious! I would love to see him in vancouver!
Siru604 3 years ago 2
i fuckinq love jay malone
with all my balls!
hahaha
sweetxsuga 3 years ago 2
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Police brutality is alive and well in America. The police beat up a girl at Reagan National Airport in DC. They assaulted this girl and gave her a serious brain injury and made her entire body black and blue. Then they arrested HER and charged her with a made up crime to cover up the police brutality. The airport police and TSA are supposed to be there to protect us from terrorists, not beat up women.
paolonutuni 3 years ago 2
So many people have marked this comment under 'spam', but fuck them. I tottaly agree with you.
KaguchiPredator 3 years ago 2
lol
brianrgeller 3 years ago
funny as hell man this guy is nuts
burton8469 4 years ago 15
walked away like a pussy.. haha
Andragon90 4 years ago
lol
SabreTooth123 4 years ago
pretty funny here
flippnk15 4 years ago
Thanks for posting :D
KingOfTheNubies 4 years ago
lo0oll! funny shit!
GryffindorPirate 4 years ago
I honestly wicked love this guy
he's so hilarious.
<3
lionxking 4 years ago
the point of the story? whats the point of the story? the vid just stopped T_T
anyway JAY MALONE ROCKS! one of the best comedians ever xD
leirgauk 4 years ago
LMAO
tkill93 4 years ago