A Touching Story

[mooseskywalk]

I told this to my friends and they laughed out loud (literally)

[daneboevszombies]

cool story bro

[SilentAndDeadly9]

Thumb Up For No Reason!

[Cobaltios]

Who's the zombie? I know that's Hsien-Ko, but I don't know the other guy's name.

[finalchidori2]

im glad u do pokemon

[halo54361]

i remember telling this story :D

[sparkmandrill19]

I so will tell this story at school

[sexsybom1]

That...that was realy toutching C,:

[Backround227]

Cool Story Bro.

[SNiPeRAT0R741]

Best bedtime story... EVAR!!!!

[TheSargent888]

You seiriously need to make videos over a minute, it would give pleasure to all people, shorts make them happy, longer, the happier

[BattletoDeath]

@TheSargent888 i dont know if steching the shorts into pants would make me feel better about taking a piss out bak, mate.

[EatAFlamingoStudios]

SNIPER

[2369michael]

I remember telling this story to my kids.

[DaMasterSarge]

@2369michael What a way to tell your kids you love them. XD

[brawlindude2]

an interesting story.....

[triledink]

my favorite story from tf2

[triztycat]

I'm gonna need a moment... *cries deeply*

[MrBruno4044]

T_T im sad its so touching *sniff *sniff*

[bomberdood1231]

LORD RAPTOR AND HISEN-KO!!!

[Katingaan]

Where is this from?

[TheTheliked]

@Katingaan i think the creepy guys line is from the sniper of team fortress 2

[mikered300]

yay! happy ending :D

[Hidanclub]

ctually he got backstabbed by a spy right after, so he didn't live happily ever after.....

[THEghost13579]

*see's top comments* and sothe hnt begins...

[MrL0LZGamer]

This is the Sniper. just clearing things up.

[wCRONUSw]

Apparently your fanbase doesn't know what Darkstalkers is. oh wait I am apart of that fanbase. 99% of it doesn't. I am 1% fuck the poor!! wait what am I talking about. I've gone off topic. :P

[schooled4ever]

I loled.

[zezimakiller44]

A better story than Twilight, Period.

[pokemariosonic11]

a monster talking about a guy dieing... THATZ A RLY TOUCHING STORY :'C

[MrL0LZGamer]

For some reason He sounds like The Sniper to me..............

[WhenZombiesSketch]

Reminds me of draugr.

[Irategamefan]

aw what a nice stroy its like mine

[MrRuano825]

How does nobody here know who Lord Raptor is?

I swear, this generation is being deprived of good games...

[kloddethetroll]

What the bloddy shit dose any of you guys know what rareti looks like ????

and she's not eil she's very generous so fuck watch MLP before you start comenting about them f**ktards

[SpiritusPhantom]

it looks like a zombie pony on the preview picture

[DJVexillum]

MLP? Darkstalkers? .... --> TF2

[Poeish]

What? You guys didn't play Darkstalkers?

[TehGenericGuy]

Why does it sound like sniper?

[DJVexillum]

@TehGenericGuy But it IS Sniper.

[Bronymayhem]

RARITY RARITY MUTHAFUCKIN' RARITY.

i had to fit one more thing about rarity in here.

[Gstroy2]

@crazypokem Love and tolerance is what allows people to suicide bomb. So you're pretty much saying you support terrorism. Nice thought, isn't it?

[crazypokem]

Oh dear. Bronies vs. Pokemons. What side, oh god what side...... ene I'm a Bronymon.

[xSXNx]

I just..

/dies happy.

There should be more Darkstalkers videos.

[Gstroy2]

@scharb I take it you're one of those bitches that call themselves "bronies".

[crazypokem]

@Gstroy2 Now wait, don't hate on the Bronies. He/she never insulted you, so don't insult them. Now I like both ponies and pokemon, and a ton of other things, but I don't insult people if they like a show like Hanna Montana, even if I think that show is crap.

Love and Tolerance, baby.

[Gstroy2]

@scharb It would be fine if it was a couple of quotes from it, but when you see the same person with 200 comments on one video about My Little Fuckface it gets rather annoying, especially when its for a fucking toy for little fucking girls.

[scharb]

@Gstroy2 Sounds rough, bro. All that reading! Resume your whining, for great justice.

[ZonagonsBlackKnight]

Who is that Australian guy?



[Royalconsole]

TeamFortress2 Sniper Sound ==

[Gstroy2]

@sora8711 thankyou! (PS: KH FTW!!!)

[Gstroy2]

@SegaMaster172 I'm not mad at them for liking it, I'm mad at them for spreading their shit, that no one, in most cases, cares about, all over the internet. How would you like it if someone really liked the smell of horseshit and as a result, they felt everyone should enjoy their smell? So they start prancing around covering everything you like in it and making it scarred with the smell of it? Probably a bad example considering you are horseshit. Get fucking lost, asshole.

[scharb]

@Gstroy2 I assume you get equally upset whenever somebody quotes Family Guy or South Park, or talks about Star Wars, Back to the Future, or Harry Potter, or discusses what happened on yesterday's episode of the Office or 30 Rock.

It's essentially the same thing. It's mildly annoying when people discuss Glee or American Idol or some other dreck you don't watch because you think it's crap... but it's not worth so much anger or hatred. Do some breathing exercises.

[Justinfox111]

is that a fighter from that one dark something game by capcom?

[Gstroy2]

Rarity is a retarded pony piece of shit from MLP. For those of you referring to it, grow a pair of FUCKING BALLS and grow the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

[SegaMaster172]

@Gstroy2 You need to chill the fuck out and mind your own shit. You're getting mad at people for liking a show they choose to watch. So what makes you think you can tell them what to do? You're not their mom, their dad, their boss, the president, or even their god. So what makes you so "big, better, and more important" that they should do what YOU say!?

[sora8711]

@SegaMaster172 Because it`s valid advice, if you tell a kid not to touch the stove hey you`re just another kid why the hell shoudl he listen to you? *touches stove* and his hands were forever burnt. See how that works out? Maybe sometimes if the advice is smart, fucking take it and not be a defensive asshole.

[thegladosfan]

@sora8711 Telling someone to stop watching a great TV show is "valid advice"? Sure...Also, the fastest way to tell if someone's immature is how quick they are to be afraid of anything child-related.

[sora8711]

@thegladosfan Great TV show hahahaha. What are you? 5?

[Greenstorm33]

I'm so lost...nothing in this video bears even a slight resemblance to a unicorn :s

[MrCrazyian123]

@Greenstorm33 Go to hell ponyfag.

[TheBuba2426]

Sniper. Not Rarity. >:I

[Swift1H]

How can it be Rarity?

There's no horn dumb asses?

[Dqowreorn]

I don't understand how either of them could look like Rarity.

[kensaya]

...<_< Necrophilia.

[runeacer74]

that was touching

[LivingInTheCornfield]

This is pretty much the story of any war survivor.

[SonicFFVII]

still a better love story then twilight

[WheelsOnaBoX]

yes it did

[maugos]

Waaaaait, shouldn't this be the other way around? Last I checked Hsien-Ko wanted Raptor to stop bothering HER.

[purplebadgers]

I'm a brony and I still don't see Rarity...

[Yuxqexaowq]

street fighter! i think :\

[FluffyNanuk]

@Yuxqexaowq sponge bob

[Gallade16]

this is my favorite bed time story!

[mastercrobat16]

Once upon a time, you died, and world peace ensued.

The end.

[chargerfighter1]

Why are people saying it looks like a unicorn? People, use your eyes. Besides, Rarity's awesome. :3

[DaUsername07]

Yes.

[infinitexpmax]

warning i'm going to post a rarity related comment:

why is rarity talking with spongebob?

[Queenofawesome25]

Cool story bro.

[VarietyGuy74]

It's Hsien-Ko! And she's not happy...

[themangOMEGA]

Wow, you're pretty good at drawing Rari--

oh, wait, it's not Rarity.

[TheHappyTooth4]

REPLY SC OR BE THROWN INTO A PIT OF ANNOYING FOONGUSES

[TheScoutofSandvich]

EVERYONE QUIT SAYING ITS RARITY YOUR MAKING SANDWICHANDCERAL CONFUSED!!!!, kthx.

[SandwichAndCereal]

@TheScoutofSandvich

Hold me D':

[scharb]

@SandwichAndCereal It's the color scheme and vague non-human-like appearance. I have no idea what that is... People's minds tend to jump to interpret visuals as something familiar (e.x., the man in the moon, the face on mars).

So what you have here is an unfortunate demonstration of color-association, imagination, and natural human psychology.

[twolilfish]

@TheScoutofSandvich the fuck

[limewolf3]

There seems to be a lot of Rarity comments....:p

[ARRGxbrandonx]

what the fuck is rarity?

[FuzzKitty141]

@ARRGxbrandonx A My Little Pony



[SandwichAndCereal]

@ARRGxbrandonx

Some kind of Evil Unicorn Bitch

[themangOMEGA]

@SandwichAndCereal Yay, I'm not the only one that dislikes Rarity! :D

[infinitexpmax]

@SandwichAndCereal an ungenerous unicorn

[WetardsReloaded]

@SandwichAndCereal

y u say dis eye yam rarity u r sooch a jurk

jurk

[ShoopDaWoosh]

@SandwichAndCereal You cured my AIDS with that comment.

[MasterMagicSnow]

@SandwichAndCereal i thought rarity was that dressing pony or something.... the one who disgusts something dirty, the one WHO ALSO LOVES JEWELS!

[wCRONUSw]

@SandwichAndCereal HEY! shes not some kind! Ok!? lol

[M3RUL3Z]

@SandwichAndCereal good thing the majority of your fanbase isnt bronies... unfortuantely i am...*glares*

[NarutoGeek411]

@ARRGxbrandonx a pony

[Bronymayhem]

i wanted to make a rarity comment

that thing looks like rarity

[SandwichAndCereal]

@Bronymayhem

WHY?!! H-HOW?!!!!! D:

[GamingForAllAges]

@SandwichAndCereal Im having the same reaction.

[MrCrazyian123]

@Bronymayhem What the fuck are you talking about. it looks nothing like rarity.

*Im not a brony*

[wwedbzpkmn]

the guy who first talkt was i dunno who it was and the last 1 was sponge bob :3

[100NightShadow]

That was a beautiful story. Made me cry *sniff*

[thegladosfan]

I clicked here because I thought the icon was of Rarity.

[SandwichAndCereal]

@thegladosfan

DA FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHappyTooth4]

@SandwichAndCereal T.T

[thegladosfan]

@SandwichAndCereal The colouring and fwoofy hair? :X

[1stpltpkmnTR]

Kids theres Nothing cool about huging someone you like it might be considered gay But if someone trys to touch you in a Place or in a way that makes you cum Thats good It will make you feel comfortable so what do you do 1st you go to a strip club then you say bitch then you get the f**k out of there....quack NOW GO TO SLEEP OR BETTER YET HELL!

[InvaderAnk]

That didn't help at all.....

[suggestions8]

+1 for Darkstalkers.

[masontao]

heres a touchin story

once upon a time

the world blew up

the end

now go the

@#$% to sleep

[tobyrox9]

still a better love story then twilight

[MrTerminator3010]

@tobyrox9 i'll give ya that

[MrTerminator3010]

i thought raptor was in luv with hisenko

[FoxMoh100]

Cool story, brah

[eIchristo]

Today I learned that John Patrick Lowrie has an excellent zombie-man impression...

[170Freddy]

Lol the tf2 snipers voice is awesome and hesienko is the zombie chick lol but how did i get here from pokemon ghost black?

[GigaBahamut]

A Touching Story

...

The End

Cool Story Bro

[aaguayo82]

that is an awsome story

[kidsinthehole]

YAY i love that story tell me another one!

[DarkkrowRogue]

The end........ur next!

[LozoRozoDX]

The story of my life.

[Bartt22The]

SOOOOOOO TOUCHING :( lol

[PsychoticSnake]

So touching... *sniff*

[arkinyte13]

You've earned a subscriber just because you acknowledge Darkstalkers exists

[Bazzralic]

dude is that the voice actor for Pudge in Dota 2?

[toonlink49]

@Bazzralic It's John Patrick Lowrie AKA the Sniper in Team Fortress 2. They might be the same actors though.

[Recon0003]

such a beautiful story!... *cries.

anyone else imagine Kate winslet saying this at the end of titanic?

[ScrappyGamer]

who the male and female zombie?

[DarkkrowRogue]

@ScrappyGamer Lord Raptor the male one , I cant remember female ...probably Sien KO or something

[Dogman2497]

0:00 - 0:07 is good.

[Swiftywish]

Sniper? o3o

[33Narutolover]

Still a better luv story then twilight.....

[XxCupcakeFlavoredxX]

hisn-ko's sad now :'(

[MrLolPrankster]

The other thing really sounds like spongebob...

[MizzyRi]

@MrLolPrankster It is.

[firehayabusa343]

(it may not sound like it to you guys) what if ghost in mw1 said this to a main enemy and it went like this: *guy is trying to crawl away* (ghost): here's a touching story. Once upon a time you died and i lived happily ever after. *cocks pistol and shoots guy in head* The end.

[eyemeralds]

... Dear God... Darkstalkers, Spongebob, and TF2?

Don't touch me, I'm having a nerd gasm

[pokemonrocks07]

no top comment here i go,,,,YOU DIED AND I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

[JDDragon2009]

who is the audio for the zombie guy?

[SuperAnimefan11]

@JDDragon2009 I dont know but he plays death from regular show.

[JDDragon2009]

@SuperAnimefan11 actually i think that was the sniper from tf2

[Geraldwolfgang]

@JDDragon2009 Team Fortress 2's Sniper.

[bobbybob1471]

Here's a touching story...

*Throws book at you*

DID'JA FEEL THAT?!?

[TheFlyingMantis]

Good freaking lord sniper's voice actor is scarey.

[GreenJakeNG]

WILL THERE BE A MOVIE ?

[GamerInari]

*SOB* ITS SUCH A TOUCHING STORY!!!! *SOB*

[WheelMan1337]

"I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me. See you in 5 minutes."

[aceotaku]

OH SHIT ITS LORD RAPTOR! D:

[1236grant]

I got a kill as a sniper two days ago and heard this for the first time.

[Peaserist]

Look's like a fucking zombie version of Rarity.

[SandwichAndCereal]

@Peaserist

Weirdest comment EVER........

[TheEddshere]

@SandwichAndCereal I've seen worse.

[pivotmaniac10]

@Peaserist Fuck the what?

[Halo3Lov3r999]

@Peaserist OMG it does! D:

[MobianShoopIndustry]

@Peaserist Seriously go and suffer the most painful death imaginable.

[Peaserist]

@MobianShoopIndustry I'm very upset and butthurt. I'm going to go kill myself because of how upset I am.

[KlriJinchuriki]

@Peaserist Ill get the video camera.

[william14477]

@Peaserist One question....HOW......

[prettypurloinpie]

oh, wow, that was a beautiful story.

[TheMoneyMam1]

hey can anyone just put thumbs up for this comment i just never got s top comment and it would realy help :D

[Hiilumaru]

@TheMoneyMam1 You do not ask for thumbs, they just happen. Asking will result in no thumbs ever.

[Lawlsomedude]

That didn't help? It wasn't supposed to! A-ha ha ha!!!

[ShinyShilla]

 love Sniper's voice *_*

[drybowserman9091]

where did the touching story come from?

[KalasMibari]

@drybowserman9091 Get out of my internet!

Lol jk, it's a voice clip from the Sniper class in Team Fortress 2.

[HJSDGCE]

Spongebob: That didnt help at all :(

HJSDGCE: That helped me alot :D

[samuel90pogi]

Press 1 , 6 , 7 Its a a story .....

[curiousitykilledsum1]

darkstalkers ftw! was kind of thinking felicia would show up... meh

[spriggs115]

@curiousitykilledsum1 i know, same here. but i guess lord Raptor will do

[swapertxking]

pwned...