THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS! Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY

[LadyQGinny]

"American eRections" XDXD

I think I seriously love you. If you wanna stay for the night, you're more than welcome XD

[TayTaynumbah2]

i have had sex with a guy and a girl and i think i like girls way better. guys cause drama and cheat on u.woman dont. i think lizzy for giving me the courage to actuly meet and talk to a girl. :)

[xXvolhvXx]

@TayTaynumbah2 Well, it's goot that you're exploring your sexuality, but what makes you think that women don't “cheat”?

[TheGefro]

I was laughing so hard until she said ''i just hope you dont wake up with a pupe stuck down you're throat!'' i was like O------------o WHHHHAAAT??????

[jack12374320]

how do you decide who can and can't get married, you ignorant woman lool

[niikiestutorials]

fuck mii!

[almucena1978]

Hi¡¡¡

I´m from Spain, This is the best lesbian humor I've ever seen in my 32 years of live¡¡¡

Congrats¡¡¡¡

[FlagFlinger]

i definitley vote for lizzy! Hot ass lesbian for president!

[daggett588525]

Lizzy The Lizzy 2012 She's got my vote!

[lykeomgz1987]

i vote for lizzy.

[iismenmeisi]

Absolutely hilarious, thank you for that

[wiccansoldier88]

ya fuck o'bummer

[MrDishiznit]

To Bad my I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian... BULLFUCK!!

[kittyprydekissme]

Well, we're just as confused over the erection you just had over there.

[DuarteAnjosSK8]

o'bummer haah

[ImJustLilMK]

Haha. your erected.! u get my vote. love u.x

[FamGuy3000]

Erect Lizzy, 2010!

[TheMontecristo123]

very funny and intelligent

[HiLRoYpwns]

@ConstantC4

What the hell is your problem?

[lxslne]

they are having erections over some guy named obama.

Well, I can honestly say that nobody is,

XD

[MeridianFenestra]

@lxslne Except Oprah that is... XD

[daganliberal]

Erect Lizzy '08!

[splintercellchicken]

I'd get an erection for you over sarah palin any day. you have my vote :)

[Daftamazing]

I think Id feel akward if I got an erection from a lesbian chick.. o_o. just saying though.

[rahulsanwal1]

fkin awsum!!lmao

[blackros3random]

i would erect you

[jangle116]

haha! no fluff on my muff, that shit had me rollin! i love lizzy

[triniLes20]

i've got no fluff on my muff...lol

[KissuHime]

That was amazing xD

[charlotte0083]

this is soo funny

[meredumais]

'get along famously with you', that is. I'm typing-challenged tonight...

[meredumais]

Lizzy, I'm sure you're too young to remember her, but a woman named 'Emily Litella' would get along famously ! Google here and see what you can find. Sadly, she's no longer with us, but I think you'll still be blown away by the uncanny resemblance !

Wow-you'd do all that? I think it's time for me to jump the cruise ship I'm on, 'Majestic Missionary Meanderings', and swim my way over to the 'Lusty, Lascivious Lesbian Lickfest' vessel. They take in bi-curious damsels in distress, don't they?

[xm1ch1x]

lmfao. i love lizzy

[DementedHoundour]

<3 awesome

[KT4786]

lizzy the lezzy/gary the gay '08!!

[saskamazon]

it was great ... loved it ! thanx .

[iluvamylee08]

Lizzy '08!

[idontsignin]

LIZZY GETS MY VOTE.

[kappa1979]

OMG!!! ROFL!! So glad to see something new from you, Ruth! :-)

[sleepypoodle]

I love that feeling of trepidation and excitement when a new Lizzy video has been uploaded, I am never disappointed - Ruth (and Lizzy) you are a ray of sunshine!

Thank you for your insight, humour and talent!

[cutielhya]

♥..i Love her!..♥

[Hardinia]

OMG you put another vid up - go Lizzie!

[erasehate08]

I'm for her 100% LOL this is to dang funny

[chickiesnotdickies]

i'd vote lizzy for president :-P

[dimples6teen]

Another one another one lol

[crystalcloverrain]

wow, that is great, I love it:D

[Footygirl108]

whoo let's all erect Lizzy for Pressy!!!!! Vote now for Lizzy to be erected!!!!!!!!

Go Go Go Lizzy!!!

[jaggedalanism]

Can I move in with you Lizzy I think we are all f*&&ed and not in the good way...I love Israel!!!! Lizzy for Prez!!!

[jaschul]

Ah, Lizzy has returned. I can die happily now.

It would be great to have Lizzy in the Oval Office...or is that Oval Orifice? ;)

[AbsolutelySynyster]

:') i love her.

[oceans1006]

OMG Im laughing out loud! Im voting for Lizzie for president!:)

[lemoncurry19]

Lizzy for president of the world!!

[honeycat193]

i wanna stay the night at lizzie's house

[indigogirl4ever]

funny as hell!

[strangeangel69]

lizzy the lezzy prezzy. lol, that wraps it all up!

[DBBromberg]

Don't beleive what you see here we do not elect our officials it is all a show to convince the ppl here that they have a say and the world that democracy works this country is a republic not a democracy by definition and a republic does not practice democracy.

[dizyrache]

Awesome video, sooo funny!!! YAY Lizzy for prezzy!!!

hugsxx

[lazyasschillypeper]

omg woohoo a new episode =D

[kitsona]

Lizzy would get my vote!!!

[JustPridedotnet]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[funkybuddah0203]

LIZZZY FOR PRESIDENT !!!

[monkeylovefirework]

LIZZIE THE LEZZIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

[dillj34555]

Ihe way I see it, if you don't vote, you can't cancel out the vote of the person who would have canceled out your vote if you had.

[lalaLuV90]

Finally,another Lizzy the Lezzy video! I was starting to get worried.Glad to see it back : )

[pixelcloakingdevice]

The U.S.A is doing down in flames. If McCain wins the election, I'm moving to the UK!

[interpolluter29]

What about the UK and their situation with Tony Blair?

[youngwithoutyouth]

Um, *raises hand reluctantly*, we have "issues" too. But you're more than welcome here. :D

[mbutchin]

But our Lizzy lives in Israel!

[blacklistbear]

I love this video!!! Thats how i feel about Sarah. She is a moose hunting carabo eating she-bitch!!! How can you tell someone who they can and can not marry or love.

[tenncalilove]

i've missed you Lizzy! wb an i agree Lizzy 4 president!

[Grof142007]

LIZZY FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!

[vampypink]

i felt a nipple perk when you said bush, does that count as having an erection over you?

lol, good to see another vid

[lizzythelezzy]

ehhe yes why not?

cheers pinkers :)

[Gush089]

too fricken funny!

[xdanradcliffe]

I missed your vids!

thank goodness your back. :)

[justwant2laugh]

lmao!

she's so cute and funny!

[sapphiremystique]

Oh thank goodness you're back. I missed your videos. This one was hilarious

[interpolluter29]

Heh. You arrived at the perfect time. And the "Erections" are pretty out of whack these days.

[coleybug2207]

Nice! Very Good! Awesome! and a whole bunch of other great words! You got it just right. Happy to see another video from you. Hope your doing well. Take care!

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks coleybug, you're too kind :)

[Pyrox666xPheebs]

Absolutely awesome as always Lizzy!!!!

But don't keep us waiting so long next time eh? Us girls miss you! =P

Mucho Love! xxx

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks pheebs!!

[syldrm49]

Hey Lizzy WELCOME BACK, I missed you! You make me crazy, love you :D

[lizzythelezzy]

cheers!

[Zarkodnis]

loving u lizzy ^_^

[ferkogorgory]

LIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian, and I'd let you scissor me.

I think all americans should munch some muff before they vote, I think that'll help the world a lot.

[lizzythelezzy]

hehehe gracias ferko!

[juiceegapeach]

LOL, I totally agree!!!

[mbutchin]

WOOHOO! She's back! And, as an American citizen, I have to say that your analysis of the campaign is about as good as any I've heard on STAR, NPR, or the BBC.

And as to your charming invitation-- I'm not female, nor am I homosexual. But I am a nice person and a mensch, and I keep myself to myself. So, could I sack out on your couch, instead?

And if our Bum is beaten by the Cain, I do a wonderful Transylvania beef stew (in case you'd like to hire me as an illegal immigrant cook.)

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks uncle mike!

Transylvania beef stew sounds tasty :)

[MrsLouisiana]

You're Back!!! I was beginning to wonder whether you left us. As always Ruth is a hotty.

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks mrs! :)

[keacreme]

yay!!! she's back! the muff muncher was much missed.

[lizzythelezzy]

the muff muncher missed her munch the muff muncher missed her munch the muff muncher missed her munch - a new tounge twister!!

[SoraQuasar]

oh god, this is just brilliant!!!

עבודה מעולה ליזי!

אחד מהטובים ביותר שלך :D

[lizzythelezzy]

glad you liked it!

תודה רבה רבה :)

[jennyjumps]

hoooooray! A new vid! Keep us (*cough* I mean them!) coming! lol :D

[lizzythelezzy]

ehhehe no problem ;)

[IntrntObsrvr]

Brilliant! A lot of witty comments in this. "Getting the Bush Doctrine!" And the song in the beginning is great.

[lizzythelezzy]

thank you! :)

[LifeThoughts]

omg I would move to America for the elections [or erections :P] to vote for Lizzy, and proudly sing your songs as the national anthem!

Love the new episode :D

keep it up pleaseee ^_^

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[lizzythelezzy]

you dont have to move anywhere, we can have the muff muncher revolution worldwide right here online! hehee ;)

[LifeThoughts]

hahaha yeah man :D

spread the word, and brain wash everyone into being gay and supporting Lizzy The Lezzy? sounds a plan to me :D!

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[lizzythelezzy]

no need for brainwashing, i think there are enough people who are gay and lez by their own free will ;)

[LifeThoughts]

ahh good point :P

lets commence the revolution!

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[iceflamesburn]

Yes I hate both candidates so I will start a write In LIZZY '08. LIZZY! LIZZY! Oh I'm Lizzy

the lezzy.

[lizzythelezzy]

hehehe imagine a whole country singing the lizzy the lezzy song as their national anthem

[iceflamesburn]

Imagine it played out in the Olympics!! he he

[lthrdyke6]

Lizzy for President!

[lizzythelezzy]

vote muff muncher!

[StargazerHellrazer]

Lizzy the Lezzy for Prezzy 08!!! Now that would be awesome =D I bet Sarah Palin is a closet case...I mean why else would she live in Alaska and let her husband cavort around for months at a time on a snowmobile if she wasn't a total muff muncher? I bet she wears flannel......

[lizzythelezzy]

hehehe i like that!

yeah, that Palin needs a good spanking ;)

[StargazerHellrazer]

Hehe....a good spanking and hot bath with some lovely ladies would unthaw anybody, even Palin the ice queen

[vidposter]

That was great! I'm glad to see new ones coming out. :D

[lizzythelezzy]

thank you!

[channeIreview]

marget thatcher always used to give me a hard on...

[lizzythelezzy]

margaret thatcher is a hard on...

[Illuminatta]

Welcome back! You need post more often, luv!

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks, i will try!

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

Welcome back Lizzy! I missed you!

[lizzythelezzy]

thanks chilapa!

[ResolvedTragedy]

i love lizzy

[lizzythelezzy]

lizzy loves you too ;)

[handsandfaces]

LOL lizzy has got my vote

...obummer Bahahahahaha

[lizzythelezzy]

yeah, vote muff muncher!

[Zarkodnis]

that was short =(

[lizzythelezzy]

i was talking faster than usual ;)