If men want women to be in the kitchen all the time then who are they going to have sex with? You can't do it in the kitchen because that's where you eat!!!!
A man won't get his sandwich unless he mows the lawn, pays the bills, does the electricity, buys us tampons, fixes my freaking car, paints my house, does the laundry, and STFU.
Saying the kitchen joke is like being a annoying thumb up whore. I mean it was funny the fist 10 times but now you guys are so annoying with it. And im not in the kitchen. I'm not making a sandwich. Ur fat lazy ass can get of the computer and do it yourself. We'll i just wasted my time cuz i already know one of you are gonna say somthing dumb and rude anyway...
@MyWisdomTeethHurt you can take the guy out of the fag but you cant take the fag out of the guy. Really another kitchen joke? be a little more original you ass.
You are all stupid. Fuck sandwiches, fuck make-up, fuck bullshit stereotypical and sexist remarks. We're human, we're stupid and we like each other to be that way, otherwise we'd never get married or procreate. Women are not always in the kitchen or being whiney bitches, men are not always on video games and being sexist douchebags. Get Over It.
@jrodthegreat1 Houd u bakkes mongole kind, altijd hetzelfde me amerikaanse janetten gelijk u, maar nu verstaat ge der niks van eh, hahah dik ingemaakt :), I think your grammar will be worse in my language than my grammar is in English? At least you can understand me when I speak English (with spelling mistakes), unlike retarded Americans doing Eurotrips and not understanding any other language than English.
So maybe think twice before you write something retarded down :)
@britster2345 You wouldn't be complaining about kitchen jokes if you had just stayed where you were suppose to be... in the kitchen.. away from the computer.. =D
xD
MrHoldi93 4 months ago
Failblog just aint what it used to be :(
SqwishSqwash 4 months ago
lol this reminds me of willy wonka when he ate the mic
SpencerThePerson 4 months ago
is tht fat guy gwyaneth paltrao 's father in the movie shallow hal??
bindasbolre 5 months ago
Kitchen.
nitroelite101 5 months ago
hahaha
lucasm191 5 months ago
"oh..ya ya"
jessicarh87 5 months ago
jajajaja que vieja más mongola !!
bliud616 5 months ago
I THOUGHT IS PEPPER lmao
japonesm 5 months ago
awww haha old people are cute.
Imnot18butisaidiwas 5 months ago
I THOUGHT IS PEPPER. HAHA.
phoebesguitar 5 months ago
lol
alexini5 5 months ago
First video were kitchen jokes are actually funny.
PaulieDeMafia210 5 months ago
the virginity is strong with these comments
parrotjoy 5 months ago
@parrotjoy Haha you nailed it beautifully
IAmYourFajah 5 months ago
if only i was black. i could trick girls into strokn my pepper
hrwk4 5 months ago 9
@hrwk4
:/
megamanx1291 5 months ago
lol funneh
autumn456111 5 months ago
yeah churn that peper nice and slowly
259Lopez 5 months ago
what a stupid old cunt
24playerbob 5 months ago
It's not polite to be sexist. Sexism is a crime-and crimes should only be performed by men :D
MiniStrawberryCakes9 5 months ago
thank god she was hungry not horny.
expectedun 5 months ago 4
The 205 dislikes is women who thought the Mic was Pepper
Sl4yer951 5 months ago
You can lead a woman too the kitchen, but you can't make her make you a sandwich unless you use the whip.
xAxBeVaNxBx 5 months ago
he looks like jelly from analyse this and analyse that
MASTRCHIEFMOE 5 months ago
oh shit. and i thought it was a dildo
floresluis02 5 months ago
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blackbirdzing 5 months ago
he looks like that fat italian guy in the hugh grant mickey blue eye film
PJHisham 5 months ago
woman + failblog = kitchen joke
phoebesguitar 5 months ago 3
@phoebesguitar yep
sweet58441 5 months ago
@phoebesguitar kitchen joke= 1 more gay guy in the world
MiniStrawberryCakes9 5 months ago
@MiniStrawberryCakes9 pointing that out one more douchebag too
guillia08 5 months ago
i hope im not this oblivious to the world around me when i get old
fenechjpz 5 months ago
its not the fails that are funny... its the comments
alstorp100 5 months ago
They didnt have cordless microphones in her days
blurtopia 5 months ago
See what happens when you take them from their natural habitats
lllmrsdarcy4everlll 5 months ago 2
ah yes... it appears the kitchen instincts will never grow out of a woman....
ISHOTMYMYSELF 5 months ago
My god what is she doing to the telephone?!
Atvishees 5 months ago
well honey back in sixteen hundreds, we didn't have radio phones!
nukeurhouse12 5 months ago
I WOULD HATE TO SEE HER JERK HIM OFF
fatalvirus2 6 months ago
@fatalvirus2 uh what?
deewoken1 6 months ago
fucking senile cunts
friskyjackdoff 6 months ago
Spice Girls-Wannabe in the background... WIN
TornadoTyrant9 6 months ago
If men want women to be in the kitchen all the time then who are they going to have sex with? You can't do it in the kitchen because that's where you eat!!!!
Midnightkiller2 6 months ago
@Midnightkiller2 thats where the whipped cream is too!!!!
catman1431 6 months ago
get back in the kitchen
wildpocket 6 months ago
A man won't get his sandwich unless he mows the lawn, pays the bills, does the electricity, buys us tampons, fixes my freaking car, paints my house, does the laundry, and STFU.
MiniStrawberryCakes9 6 months ago
@MiniStrawberryCakes9 Then you can get the fuck out of my house you lazy whore.
XanithTheSilencer 6 months ago
@XanithTheSilencer no pusseh for u
YoungPrune 6 months ago
@YoungPrune I don't need yours, I got your sister AND your mom. gtfo my house
XanithTheSilencer 6 months ago
@XanithTheSilencer the jokes on you! them bitches have AIDS!
YoungPrune 6 months ago
@YoungPrune That means you have aids to, as you both came from the same mother.
XanithTheSilencer 6 months ago
@XanithTheSilencer I have kool aids lol
YoungPrune 6 months ago
@MiniStrawberryCakes9
Bitch
FreefallSuperman 6 months ago
Shut the FUCK up with the kitchen jokes
JohnBigmon 6 months ago
TITS OR GTFO.
fidalgo99 6 months ago
I TAUGHT IS PEPPEUR
Krayonz01607 6 months ago
@Krayonz01607 i laughed so hard at this
DeyRapingEveryone 6 months ago
KITCHEN LOLOLOLOLOL
GIMMIE THUMBS
NAOW
mechagodzilla290 6 months ago
@mechagodzilla290
Now, here's a cookie, now GTFO.
Xjreme18 6 months ago
@Xjreme18 I WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP GOD DAMMIT
mechagodzilla290 6 months ago
Did she died?
dawhistler1 6 months ago
Whats the music in the background?
silverchris15 6 months ago
It's not helping that the Spice Girls are singing in the background xD
PinkPikaachu 6 months ago
seriously people the observational comedy is getting old...
GetInTheHyperSphere 6 months ago
instinct
pcsiva 6 months ago
Saying the kitchen joke is like being a annoying thumb up whore. I mean it was funny the fist 10 times but now you guys are so annoying with it. And im not in the kitchen. I'm not making a sandwich. Ur fat lazy ass can get of the computer and do it yourself. We'll i just wasted my time cuz i already know one of you are gonna say somthing dumb and rude anyway...
Misstitanic22 6 months ago
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Misstitanic22 6 months ago
@britster2345
your obviously a woman....
RyneHarshman 6 months ago
Thats the only woman in the world, I WOULDNT tell to get in teh kitchen, most likely find a Microphone in my fucking sandwich.
LilClapton 6 months ago
"i thaw is pepper"
beefsister501 6 months ago 2
Senility WIN!
Bordeaux90 6 months ago
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Look at this stupid old woman
Stubborndrek123 6 months ago
0:18 I THOUGHT IS PEPPER HA HA HA!!!!
sanjeeshinea 6 months ago
Welcome to the new age lady
rioulduke2 6 months ago
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kitchen jokes never get old
cheddaro96 6 months ago 137
@cheddaro96 That's exactly what they do, they turned old a year ago.
lakostal 6 months ago
@cheddaro96 I love how you have 69 likes. :D
TheRunescapernerd 5 months ago
she's drunk already!
les5m 6 months ago
You can take the woman out of the kitchen, but you can't take the kitchen out of the woman.
MyWisdomTeethHurt 6 months ago 380
@MyWisdomTeethHurt you can take the guy out of the fag but you cant take the fag out of the guy. Really another kitchen joke? be a little more original you ass.
101LatinoBoy101 6 months ago
@MyWisdomTeethHurt Chuck norris could.
EmuTheCheemu 5 months ago
@MyWisdomTeethHurt Dude you should wrote your name under your comment like all the philosophers. You're a genius.
Sl4yer951 5 months ago
@Sl4yer951 Haha much appreciated. Long live kitchen jokes!
MyWisdomTeethHurt 5 months ago
@MyWisdomTeethHurt respect old people
iloveredalert3 5 months ago
@MyWisdomTeethHurt well she'd have to be out of the kitchen to have the kitchen out of her?
hazza22000 5 months ago
@MyWisdomTeethHurt HERO
Mugsi 5 months ago
I thought is pepper! #LOL!
alexistheman102657 7 months ago
reminds me of the Willy Wonka scene where Augustus' dad eats the microphone
Atma505 7 months ago 8
@Atma505 yea hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
heeleyboy11 6 months ago
iphone is pepper
joeadams101 7 months ago 5
She is blond and is russian
bandhih 7 months ago
Is that Spice Girls in the background? lmao xD
lmfpmj 7 months ago
And now for a public service announcement:
Dear young, immature males and females,
You are all stupid. Fuck sandwiches, fuck make-up, fuck bullshit stereotypical and sexist remarks. We're human, we're stupid and we like each other to be that way, otherwise we'd never get married or procreate. Women are not always in the kitchen or being whiney bitches, men are not always on video games and being sexist douchebags. Get Over It.
Sincerely, everyone older than 12
lordxeras 7 months ago
@lordxeras Who let you out the kitchen?
R0ddy111 7 months ago
@lordxeras Who let you out the kitchen?
R0ddy111 7 months ago
@lordxeras Who let you out the kitchen hmm?
R0ddy111 7 months ago
aw, that was cute.
pencilcaseize 7 months ago
i think she was blond in her youth
apple5311 7 months ago 2
I TOT IZ PEPPAH
xDemolitionAdvocatex 7 months ago
shes got a german accent
matshaha 8 months ago
I can't wait to be old and senile :)
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MrZzzerooO 8 months ago
women. too obsessed with their kitchen spices and what-not
ZoSoVirtuoso1 8 months ago
Augustus Gloops' family
bigdaddycreamsicle 8 months ago
hahaha! aww old people are cute lol
yaoi2lover 8 months ago
Awww haha... cute lady! :)
theconcorden 8 months ago
I TAUGHT IS PEPPA.
Krayonz01607 8 months ago
so kids, never let granny sip from you jack daniels
hollandshacker 8 months ago in playlist Failblog org most view top 100
top comment FAIL
dreddlux 8 months ago
I THOUGHT IZ PEPPER
cheesebuyer 8 months ago
"I thought is pepper"
RightHookJoker 8 months ago
listen to zhe backgroundmusic
hermannmair 9 months ago
she could have done much worse things with that mic
lucernrox 9 months ago
Old people are soooo cute!
hairyguy23 9 months ago
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Unknow23 9 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
kriziadanx 9 months ago
@Darkcade33 can't take the caps lock out of your keyboard either...
eliran65 9 months ago
@eliran65 too bad its not caps lock
itsme200117 8 months ago
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Unknow23 9 months ago
oh yea yea of course lol
kitchen
THEWORLD116 9 months ago
God bless that woman, lmfao
Unknow23 9 months ago
in soviet russia pepper tricks you
MrSwitzerland88 9 months ago
@MrSwitzerland88 it's not pepper... Damn, are you that old lady?
donator6 9 months ago
he looks like a corporate fat cat
merritt2014 9 months ago
lmao o mannn lol
butterskullz 9 months ago
Spice Girls playing in the background > win.
BleedingxBliss 10 months ago 4
What poor bastard married her? Imagine their wedding night.
TheKaycen 10 months ago 9
@britster2345
Can I please just say now that I wish I could click the thumbs up button a million times on that comment?
LivyLUVbug 10 months ago 3
seriously people the kitchen jokes are getting old..
britster2345 10 months ago 165
@britster2345 Never old.
Grey13Human 8 months ago
@britster2345 So is the soviet russia jokes, not even funny
buddypokekid 8 months ago
@buddypokekid every time I see a Soviet Russia Joke, I think
"In soviet russia, People don't make retarded soviet russia jokes"
Gustavo3451 8 months ago 3
@Gustavo3451 NICE!
buddypokekid 8 months ago
@britster2345 get of youtube woman! go back to your kitchen
CrainerEU 7 months ago
@CrainerEU really? that was just stupid.
britster2345 7 months ago
@CrainerEU Do you mean get off youtube? Maybe she will get off when you learn how to spell.
jrodthegreat1 7 months ago
@jrodthegreat1 Houd u bakkes mongole kind, altijd hetzelfde me amerikaanse janetten gelijk u, maar nu verstaat ge der niks van eh, hahah dik ingemaakt :), I think your grammar will be worse in my language than my grammar is in English? At least you can understand me when I speak English (with spelling mistakes), unlike retarded Americans doing Eurotrips and not understanding any other language than English.
So maybe think twice before you write something retarded down :)
CrainerEU 7 months ago
@CrainerEU i am not the only one who uses my youtube my brother uses it too...btw i think your comment is hilarious:)
jrodthegreat1 6 months ago
@jrodthegreat1 is your brother gay lol?
CrainerEU 6 months ago
@CrainerEU occasionally...lol
jrodthegreat1 6 months ago
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jrodthegreat1 6 months ago
@britster2345 Normaly I agree but here its suitable
rodrigodet 7 months ago
@britster2345 nope they are actually getting funnier
Kerleyyy 7 months ago 2
@britster2345 not this time lol
HarunDanyal 7 months ago
@britster2345
yeah i agree... the laundry needs to be done as well.
heezysteezy 6 months ago 27
@britster2345 finally somebody thinks the kitchen jokes r annoying and old
deedmyster 6 months ago 2
@britster2345 well you wouldn't have to hear them if you got back in the damn kitchen and made me a sandwich
hjenkinz 6 months ago in playlist FAIL
@britster2345 Go back to the kitchen.
reblreed 6 months ago
@britster2345 STOP BITCHING AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Themexicannatzi 6 months ago
@britster2345 You wouldn't be complaining about kitchen jokes if you had just stayed where you were suppose to be... in the kitchen.. away from the computer.. =D
bssmaster1 6 months ago
@britster2345 I'm a chick and I think the kitchen jokes are funny :P
numbuh53 6 months ago
@britster2345 Not to me :) I'm like a 12 year old when it comes to these jokes <3
XxAnEvilWafflexX 6 months ago
@britster2345 Kitchen jokes never get old and im a woman xD.
NightCat24 6 months ago
The power of Spice Girls!!!
Blueknightex 10 months ago
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What a stupid fucking cunt
Triviaguy99 10 months ago
now that's old school!
thumbsupmyass 10 months ago
@TheOmsumik it's a mic. Not pepper. The woman thought is pepper! :L lol you just failed ;)
mrman44944 10 months ago
@mrman44944 i think he was just kidding deud :D
9Nick2 10 months ago
why did he talk into the pepper
TheOsumik 10 months ago 12
HA! The spice girls were on while she was using the "pepper"
shadowlinkplayer 10 months ago 2
spice girls LOLOLOLOL
wizard101personguy99 10 months ago
She was from the past time. She has the ability to time travel to the future.
ElevationLowJJ 10 months ago 3
that fat man looks like mafia member
khaled6100 10 months ago 3
haha these comments are way too funny!
makes the video seem boring lol
ThumbsUpMike 11 months ago
I'll hand the pepper to the news man now and go grind some microphone on my eggs.
Joemamma69000 11 months ago
I THOT ISH PEPPAH
TestesAreNowGone 11 months ago 8
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You can get a woman out of the kitchen
but you cant take the kitchen out of a woman
ZXRoux 11 months ago 79
what A st00pid engrish
gamespeaker13 11 months ago
obviously she has never seen a black one.
jaffriescobar 11 months ago 49
(sigh) freaking swiss people...
theSneakySasquatch 11 months ago
Dumm alte Dame xD
Schuassen 11 months ago
I foud it peppa :-D... Lol :-D...
veidro 11 months ago
she was surprised she was aloud to talk
cmccann4 11 months ago 9
This is clip is so confusing, is she blind? Because I don't see how you can mistake a microphone for pepper.
alonzo9772 11 months ago
so she thinks its normal that the guy next to her talks to the pepper?
Interioroutbreak69 11 months ago 16
spice girls :)
goldbullet50 11 months ago
00:04 OOH YAAA YA YA
Randybalma 11 months ago 3
@Randybalma
lol..
xDemolitionAdvocatex 8 months ago
lolz press 9 for PEPPA!
t89pepper 11 months ago
awesome=))
sakurachiza 1 year ago
she thought it was pepper because there are lights, cameras, and reporters
CorrinMovies 1 year ago 3