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  • no gun=dead

  • Umm guns are good because a gun can also be used as a melee weapon

  • and he;s  not a kid any more this was upload at 2007! geez!

  • and he;s probley not a kid any more geez

  • and i have a hamer!

  • and i'm ten!

  • wich i found

  • i have a metal bat :D

  • how to do you edit it so the gun looks like its firing

  • You shot the zombie 4 fucking times lol wtf?

  • if he was in a real zombie attack he would die in 1 day.

    reason 1: they can break in easy

    reason 2: if you had a baseball bat and there was fifty .... when i thick we know what happens next

    reason 3: you need to eat only canned food and bottled water

    reason 4: what if your bat or stick breaks

    reason 5: your a kid

  • a nuclear explosion will almost always stop a zombie.

  • This Kid is Correct

  • at 4:23 i know the song

  • do ya realize this a kid

  • Guns are good if you have good aim and a decent amount of ammo

    Bladed weapons are great unless they are short and blunt weapons I guess could be a last resort

  • My god didn't these kids learn anything brainmuncher killing school.

    1. Guns are a good idea if u have a sword or something aswell.

    2. Don't stay in the same house if its just u get a car and keep going.

    3. F u have a family don't listen to the protect the children thing give ur kids a gun aswell, this way u have xtra people.

  • @poppeefacecom hes just a kid chill out and iam a 7 year old

  • los zombies no existen -.-

  • @awsomeepicquest A shotgun is actually a very bad Idea, they are very heavy and so is their ammunition. The best weapon would probably be a civilian AR-15, .223 ammo is lightweight, and so is the rifle itself being made of mainly polymers. plus they are infinitely customizable and parts for them are very easy to come by. whatever you do don't use a .22 unless at very close range as they're weak, and they're ammunition can ride the skull instead of piercing it, and then your screwed!

  • @Wasparcher1 a .22 is a very good idea actually 

  • @Wasparcher1 not a .22 magnum they go 1 and 1 fourth of a mile

  • What to do if a zombie attacks!

    1.) Grow a pair.

    2.) Make sure you dont sound gay on camera.

    3.) Get a life you punkass mother fucker.

    4.) Have a great day! bitch...

    P.S. guns are NOT bad, they actually are very good, like best weapon to kill you with.

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  • if someone was waching this video in a zombie apoclips that would be making nois

  • "recently deceased" ? It takes 18 hours to 3 days to turn into a zombie, and don't give me "Dawn of the Dead" crap

  • who cares wat i say do u guys really think that a zombie atack wiill happe if u think that u better c a therapist

  • the gun shot sounded more like a lighting struck ,but good work!!

  • wat u wanna use a gun not some base ball bat

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  • how stupid faces 0:48-1:01!!!bTw is that female or male ?

  • the zombie just sounds like he visited a proctologist

  • the zombie just looks like he visited a proctologist

  • guns are good just have a back up weapon or many other guns and silencers if you can noise attracts zombies

  • guns are good just have a back up weapon or many other guns and silencers if you can noise attracts zombies

  • it was good. when zombies attack, at least some kids will know what to do.

  • Whoever that is tell them to cut their hair and it doesn't require skill to aim and squeeze a trigger

  • That sucked

  • Nice time to take a nap XD 6:58

  • MORTAL COMBAT!!! (WHIT ZOMBIES)

  • I died because I listened to your video

  • I have a little plastic sword (tiny but kinda hurts to get whacked with it) And i have a bunch of candy and drinks under my pillow so i think ill be set haha

  • your friend in the beginning sounds like he's got a sore throat.

  • use chuck norris, great weapon

  • hey, a zombie isn't always a reanitmated corpse, you shouldn't barracade doors and windows but instead barrade any access points for zombie to enter the slected hideout.

  • personaly my idea is if the army has tried to intervine and a few have been killed you could loot their rifles the sa80 britan's standard issue rifle is an bulpup rifle shorter than a m4 carbine and it fires 5.56 by 45 mm nato rounds wich are extrimley accurate on semi automatic

    what you think?

  • alot of aquard pauses between sentences kinda weird but overall a very good vid

  • your zombie plan sucks major dick your so fucked when the zed heads come

  • you are stupid as hell dude, guns are ure best bet for survival, and think about it, if you and about 1000 people are left, guns and ammo wont be a problem

  • @XxTimemastazxX but not every bodie has guns GOD!!

  • @star3ize ...yes i know that smart one but if society is gone you can walk into a store and take what you want, it's not that hard. At that point when there is no more society, who gives a crap if you take a gun, and a tank, and an ac130, and a- well you get the point

  • It's nice to see the younger gen. preparing for the zombies. Gives me great hope in the future.

  • @thezombiereviwer nice speach

  • @thezombiereviwer ya so they dont get bitten or taken over

  • @thezombiereviwer thats why i play both left 4 dead 2 and pvz so i know how to survive my self or with plants!

  • Gun will work, but they are load so use them rarely, and blunt object may only be good if you hit the zombie in the head, and if on ground level the door is not the only way in.

    Me, the right weapon's would be a gun, a crossbow and crossbow bolt's, cloth and gas for crossbow bolt's, and a long sharp sword, and for safety carry a roll of string and bell's, nothing worse then having a zombie sneak up without warning, and food and drink, tool's work too.

  • @koryumike I'm coming to you when zombies come...

  • @psychoguy1017 Good idea, just make sure you bring others with you, also, make sure to have a map with you and have marked down where to find weapon's and food.

    I also forgot to add, make sure you have a radio for getting a hold of someone, and if you know how to drive, make sure you drive something with load's of room for people and other good's and is able to run off road

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  • you play left 4 dead to much dude

  • youi will die if you follow these instrucktions

  • @muffindalai you did not spell youl and instructions

  • and if you go on the computor remember to put on headphones.

  • they wont make it a day

  • This never happens OKAY?

  • Guns aren't bad. Just....what are the odds of finding one out in the open? 1-10.

    However, blunt objects damage the brain. It's weak point. DING

  • worst vid ever i hope you follow this "plan" and die

  • this video will get people killed............. then respawned

  • faggot

  • "Guns Bad

    'Unless you have very good skill in their use or have a lot of ammo."

    Huh?

  • wow kid, guns are good and melee weapons wont do your young, weak self any good so start learning to shoot and you'll be ok

  • wow idiots zombies dont breathe they are UNDEAD!!!

  • hahaha kids

  • hahaha the kid moaning in the beginning xD

  • youridoits

  • the infomation for wepons is wrong,a baseball bat can break and if you have a lot of ammo with a shotgun ,you wouldent dump the shotgun and get a baseball bat ....really all the information is wrong but still it was good enough.

  • @pennydafool cant you whack with the butt of the shotgun

  • ya dont let noobs bring you down kid!

  • are you the guy from halloween ??

  • what program you use

  • marleyquest - Good job- it looks like you guys had fun making this!

    Don't let the rude comments get you down kid, some people are just crapheads for no reason.

  • Get a haircut hippy.

  • dude this is a gay video n ur too young n ur reading something maybe n it just sucks n ur supposed 2 use a gun n the music is really gay

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  • why so much time between words??????

  • dude a zombie could sneak up om me and kill me well trying to hard to listen to you repeat everything!!! and have so much time between your words and sentences!!!

  • Kool video but why is the boy with blonde hair shirt so big on him??

  • @SAMandTIMproductions Thats a boy?

  • @TheAlienAlly they are meirly missinformed

  • Thanks for your time and i hope those tips help :D

  • Also on the matter of your definsive taticts it is actully better to go up stairs then distroy them (or get to your attic in the case of a one story home) with as much recources as you can bring the amount of time you have to do so.

  • Blunt objects are actully the worst weapon though crowbars and hammers work well in close quarters and are good for thein regular purposes aswell

    But bats and sticks are not made well enough to both smash the skull and the brain.

  • Shuch as the folowing

    22.cal rimfires

    Handguns

    Carbines and hunting rifles

    Shotguns

    Weapons like the Machine gun famly should be dispelled for their wase of amo and lack of sight

  • "In all the weapons disscussed in this book nothing is more important than your primary firearm.Keep it clean, keep it oiled, and keep it loaded, keep it close. With a cool head, a steady hand, and plenty of amunition, one human is more than a match for a army of zombies" -Matt Brooks Zombie Survival Guide.

    A big problem firearms is that most users belive that is little amo your their weapons but in truth there will be and abundence of amo for most comon household weapons

  • @TheAlienAlly shut up come on stop saying bad coments their doing thier best

  • playing music is a good idea if u have head phones u can kill i zombie with ur fist if u have strong and fast hands boxing gloves or home made wolverine claws or even brass nuckles den u can go kill zombies with u fists

  • with you ideas you'll be the first to die

  • if you run out of ammo for your gun hit the zombie with it dumbass you said blunt objects work well guns are blunt god your dumb as hell

  • @bowlchamp411 most weapons dont have reinforced stocks so they would shatter on impack with something as hard as a brain

  • the power is suppoused to be out in the zombie attack

  • why does everyone presume that zombies will be stupid....... just cos u watch a corny movie u think they are retarded.

  • Plus getting zombie in ur room could have been avoided by using something like one chair....... U will be the first to die in a zombie invasions.

  • R u kidding me? so your telling me if u have like 5 handguns and u live next to a gun store u will say "SHIT I DON'T HAVE A PAIR OF SAFETY SIZORS!!!! IM GUNNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @NoReasonWhyNot2 their saying that guns require ammo and some skill say your surrouned by a bunch of zombies u have a ton of ammo but no skill u have to shoot them in the head you fire all your bulets but their still zombies sure guns are great but u need a baseball bat because eventuly u will run out of ammo

  • @8216rock Its aiming and pulling a trigger not rocket science

  • @NoReasonWhyNot2 lol yeah but what im saying is it hard to shoot a head from a least 30 yards but yeah its prety easy to pull the trigert wright in front of them

  • the bodly functions are already connected to the brain so its kinda obvious to aim for the head

  • u r the most retarded person in the world.... u diont use a baseball bat or a screwdriver u use a gun u retard... god damn ur retarded well ur like 9 so i c y u r so stupid

  • @xxvenom74

    lmao why cant he use a gun lol

  • wow this is fucking gay. dude you sound like a 12 year old girl

  • @chrisgarelli And looks like one too

  • Dude,

    playing Music with a MP 3 Player with a portable box and then play The Battle Hymne/One Shot at Glory of Judas Priest or Indestructable by Disturbed, or if you are true Metalhead,Painkiller Of Judas Priest during you walk through Village with a Close Combat Wep like a Katana or a Base Ball bat, u have no idea how fking adrenalin u get through that music and kiling Zombies ;D

  • time to cick some zombie but hahahahahahaahahahaha

  • i love how you dont have a fucking clue what you on about a gun would be the best weapon and using a baseball bat ect... as a back up if you were to barracade a door you would nail sheets of wood from a table ect to the door and not just place stuff in random places in front of the door as you said they can break doors down the items you place infront will onty slow them down by a few mins and even if you did barracade they would eventually get through nice on kid keep tryin haha

  • @MrHarvs30 Baracading doors and windows is a bad idea grad some rations and weapons then run up yours stairs (or attic if you live in a one story) and distroy the stairs or ladder.

  • guys just subscribed to this awesome channel the username is youtubedotcom/SurviveDefense? they going to be like a community channel where people suggest ideas, send videos in, share their experince etc

  • Omfg worst freaking worst zombie video ever i hope when it does happen they eat ur asses what the fuck omg this was the worst!

  • @Kakashi3838 - Emo fag.

  • @Kakashi3838 same here hope u get eaten

  • Guns are good it takes one and it's done

  • @skolton2 if you hit right in the head, and if there are like 10 zombies running at you, you ill likelly only get 1 headshot, the other bullets will just go through their bodys, so a bat to knock em down could be usefull

  • Guns are good to use it takes one hit and it's done base ball bats take 10 or 11 hits

  • Flutes are good.... Right?

  • lol faggots

  • alyx used hand 2 hannd contact on hl2 commertial

  • guns need skill really u pull the triger thats all really plus what if thire not dumb but more faster then u stronger kinda like a tiger your dead. o yea get a hair cut u fag its not cool.

  • what is this song?

  • its not like your the chosen one youll die like evryone else plus the stupid president would take people and bomb the infection on a plane if you try to be a little kid and run off thinking you can kill them youl get shot by them plus the army would storm the entire place everyone would be quarintined so thats not gonna happen

  • Ummmmmmm.... guns are not good to use? wtf?

  • LMAO blunt objects such as dicks?

  • no staying put is bad the gov will proably nuke so it's better to go to another place out of the country

  • guns are not bad. You just need lots and lots and lots of ammo.

  • Hey nice vid. Not to be a jerk but you might need to work on some stuff by the way, good vid

  • zombies are not diesiesed humans. They are people that came back alive from the dead with supernatrual forces and their appitite changes with supernatrual forces and they walk around eating people.

  • one zombie can't break down a door (if it was smart enough) but what about 10 zombies? O_o

  • @luke5218

    The only zombies that can break down doors r a group of zombies.

    Or the Left 4 Dead zombies.Wich we do not want if we want a real zombie world.Because they run fast and strong.

  • gay

  • not 2 b a jerk but a good M1 carbine is a great gun 2 use. also, zombies cannot break down a door. i know becuz i hav da Zombie Survival Guide. other than that, good video!

  • why iz a zombies main objective to eat brains? theyre prolly not good at all.

  • @asceticelite117 The flesh eating bacteria drives them to do it as an instinct.

  • @AirsoftHunter45 how du u no?r u a zombie?

  • @asceticelite117 Read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. It gives tells of the best theories and ideas of a zombie apocalypse.

  • @asceticelite117

    He isnt a zombie.LOL

    If he was a zombie he couldnt even use a computer.

  • And coco231 crap f***k of that dude is cool

  • @andyzan120 wow im so sad..lol all i said tht he was ugly, i did not say the video is dumb so yeah watever

  • That ws the best zombie guide I saw and thecococo231crap it was good for a wat, 10 year old

  • If you are lucky you will be eaten by the zombies if attacked if not you will join their ranks. baricading windows and doors is a bad idea you should go to either the second story or attic of your home anddistory thr ladder or stairs. weapon wise its good to have some type of carbine or hunting rifle. Sticks and bats wont be able to distory the zombies brain get a crow bar or machite instead. Eating everything you have is not good eather. Rashon food and water.

  • Regardless of what most of these naysaying insults say regarding your film, I thought it was well made for what you had at your disposal. Nice work, props for the movie. I would like to see some of these adults make a better one before commenting negatively.

  • Heres my guide

    Step 1 get into a house or building but make shore it's not really big

    Step 2 As for weapons i think you should have a gun such as a rifle or assult rifle and lots of ammo and 2 melee weapons 1st a meatel baseball bat 2nd a long shovle or any long and sharp object oh and if you want which can help is a baonet on your rifle

  • tht boy is really ugly

  • @thecocoloco231 Give the kids a break... quit with the insults.

  • @Soulshroude like i really care

  • @thecocoloco231 If you don't care, then don't comment stupidly.

  • Just get a small group of friends (not bitten), get guns and blunt objects, and go L4D2 on their sorry zombified asses

  • My tips of the zombies.

    1. if you are at a high place. they'll try to get you

    Hope that helps

    2.There smart enough to have knives,swords,machetes,etc.

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  • he sounds like hes tryin to hard. no offense intended but im just sayin it sounds like your tryin to make your voice sound differnt

  • what a load of s**t man

  • @Hobockable Get a grip, let them have fun.

  • OH MY GOD!!! THIS FILM IS S**T!!! THE NERORATOR IS CLEARLY READING OFF QUE-CARDS!!! ARE THEY EVEN ACTING?!!!

  • @scrabble1128 No crap the narrator is reading from cue cards, they are kids. what did you expect, a million dollar movie? Give them a break. quit with the insults.

  • @Comabtscape thats what i ment with the blood thing. yeah

  • Yah and then the military wil take ur food and kick u out. ur ammo wil run out and then ur praticaly screwed:)

  • go to a supermarket,

    travel in small groups,

    with blunt weapons,

    hold out for as long as possible.

    if u cant stay long, go to car park. get the biggest car possible.

    fill it with food.

    go to a military shelter.

    (wave a white flag to show u r human)

    then u will be safe.

  • This will never happen. Better go to army and fight for the oil, because your country need you :D

  • you copy the worth of shaun of the death "removing the head or destroying the brain"

  • bace ball bats r trabble wepons guns are better if you know witch one to us

  • zombies eat flesh not brains and guns r good and mashetys r to so your metos are bad

  • lol zombies eat brains cuz they don't have any! XD am i right pplz?

  • Blunt weapons cause more noise and aggro than a sharp weapon.

  • well actually hes right about the ammunition part but, they are good. The blunt weapons are actually good.

  • lol what i will do is get severall weapons and pack up a bag....... all of my weapons in my house will be putted in my backpack... knife,machete and theres a rifle in one of my tito's room....... and a baseball bat........ I wish zombies was not real!!! IM SO FUCKING SCARED NOW T_T

  • Simple if there is 0% chance possibility to survive just get bite and run for your life or hide somewhere. so that the pain will no be so painful