Male elephant seals defend territory - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

[kitkatomglol]

Elephant seals can be gay you know.

[Regnberg]

4:40 They're not fighting, they're kissing! He's secretly gay, but ashamed of it as it is not yet acceptable in Elephant Seal culture, so he overcompensates with his harem.

[WatiTheChef]

Attenbourgh was willing to fight for all those fat ass seal women.

[tpuemats]

1:30 "Dr. Attenbourgh! Dr. Attenborough! I love your BBC documentaNO PLEASE PUT THE STICK DOWN NO WHY"

[jamesaellis]

Gosh...

[StarshipPoopers1]

I saw these in California. Such useless creatures but so awesome simultaneously. They just lay there and have sex and crush their babies during fighting.

[ZeppelinFloydRoses]

2:49 Emile Heskey coming to fuck shit up.

[rocketsurgerydance]

2:56 you mad brah?

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

they're like worms but are big fat blobs 

[simondwainman]

It would be hard trying to fight with your mouth

[zoghbiandrew97]

at 4:37 they're not fighting, they're hooking up!!!

[BritishRailways60163]

2:52 MOVE IT!!

[bonearrowgroup]

'..and that CAN'T be tolerated" As the Beachmeister thunders his way down the beach.lol Can't have any unauthorized shagging on the periphery now can we.

[Gooknukem]

@bonearrowgroup LOL

[B0oR4dl3y]

wow what is it with fat asses getting all the pussy >:(

[doricrazy]

god i love David Attenborough .. been watchin him since i was a kid and a wildlife documentary isint one if David Attenborough isint narrating it

[N00bcrunch3r]

Fun fact: male Elephant seals are over 6 times the size of the females. They are the most sexually dimorphic species after the polar bear

[N00bcrunch3r]

Fun fact: male Elephant seals are over 6 times the size of the females. They are the most sexually dimorphic species after the polar bear

[benerban]

2:42 RAPE!!!

Seems like the seals could do with some blue-light phones

[LibertyBelle7]

1:02 Ewww xD I don't even want to think about how bad that must smell... I showed it to my mom at the grocery store XD

[thehumanfactor]

Those aren't elephant seals that's just two black guys swordfighting

[ivanlagrossemoule]

The males look exactly like my best friend's girlfriend. She has the same nose.

[frogcat2ify]

IM DONE, THIS SEAL IS BAD KID

[EddieVedder13]

2:49 Omg imagine seeing the that living tank coming at you!

[sourcemaster]

these species are a comedy gold mine

[NationOfMasturbation]

They're ginormous. But kinda cute.

[DJDazzleDJ]

They look like foreskins

[thatguyyoudontfeel]

These seals must be American. LOL

[YungReg88]

@ 2:36 that's a real...um..."interesting" sound.

[darkgodnaar]

Mr Ocean Fat Ass.

5 tons and 7metres sayz it all

[adamo815]

2:49...WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!

[ZxRiGxZ]

that things huge

[ForDaBirds47]

They will fuck your day up.

[az4278]

3:04, lol that other seal is totally cock blocking.

[usernameofthel]

2:45 beach master: dude y r u fckng my wife?!?!?!

[drawingBITCH]

pimpdady big gigilo tits the elephant seal and theres pimp name slimp back

[JoeMac824]

elephant seal uses body slam! ... its not very effective

elephant seal uses body slam! ... its not very effective

elephant seal uses body slam! ... its not very effective

elephant seals body slam has run out of pp!

[Etrajbe]

Damn, em Bitch Masters are HUUGE :D

[454jags]

if their teeth were any longer it could do some serious harm

[ZOMGITSGEEZUS]

1:03 weed-smoking pimp

[wesellflagpoles]

Cutest fucking things I've ever seen.

[demonhunter505]

The Male Elephant Seal = The Ultimate PIMP.

[kangadillo]

Those are some big ugly dudes! You don't wanna see one of those coming at you!

[kelseynsuggs]

lol i love elephant seals!! but i feel horrible for the babies who get in the path of the big ones lol

[willowhockey]

when they are fighting it looks like they are tong kissin

[lisantigerblair]

4:50 manly makeout

[Patrick3222]

Lol at 3:28

[N1CKROCKZ]

2:56 a rival pimp is roughing up some of his hoes

[InfernoGlacier]

3:30, Kung Fu Panda vs Tai Lung

[DrThunder88]

Attenborough, no! Running toward the sea only gives the seals the advantage!

Despite their danger, these really are preposterous creatures. Fortunately, Sir David survived his encounter with dignity intact.

[imgonnakillyoo]

must be such a drag being an elephant seal

[MrBrunji]

David attenborough is lucky to survive that encounter... he almost get killed there!

[00new]

it looks like the males are making out

[danielghost]

hahaha, i wanna be a bitch master, or is it beach master? well, whatever...

[hachakaza]

interrupted in the middle of sex ! shud suck man

[mattuiop]

They need moar buckets

[meldidnot]

I love David Attenborough

[horbergaren]

thats one animal i would not want to be

[fallenangeldemon666]

Aww don't fight elephants seals life could be worste, you could be bald and have a big nose, oh wait...looks like your fucked.

[NightMareBolt]

Elephant seals=Scariest, ugliest mofo's.

Leopard seals=Awesomely scary mofo's.

[luk46e]

2:08 looks a bit sexual

[horbergaren]

@luk46e you freak

[horbergaren]

No i take it back, they are the scariest fucking animal alive.

[horbergaren]

Seals are weird fucking animals

[dereck123]

when the male seal approached, Sir David was like "Oh Shit!! Oh FUCK!!"..

[17rgm]

ugly motherfuckas

[Gobbygiblet]

I think it chased david because he was interupting his calls lol

[chewbacca1010]

Saw a bunch of these noisy bastards off the coast of California a few years ago. All the older ones had scars all over their necks.

[feeltheillinois]

the males look like big fat slugs

[47lionking]

the male is scary

[RealJuggernaut0]

I want one

[O3SuNsHiN3O]

Why do they hold on to the females neck when breeding...? Isn't it painful for the female?

[sombreroboom]

1:30 fuck off pommy bitch

[MrFatBlunts]

1:00 smoke rings

[olyfag]

@2:50 HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

[1992yls]

DAT ASS!

[delishishh]

what a baller, i wouldnt go that close to a giant bellowing phallus

[bigbeartooth]

4:40 ... how gay

[dinomodean]

'Those that stand in the way of the fighters, get crushed' - *CLONK* Aww man what did i do?

[MrPetrolhead09]

2:23 LOL! 

[MrPetrolhead09]

That male nearly squished those babies! BOINK BOINK! lol!

[japArtist]

Their breaths must really stink

[drago884]

What a ridiculous looking animal...elephant seal 4 the win!

[pakistan1114]

Can some one tell me how i can find the documentries of David on net ???? please reply me if someone know something. I really want to see more and more documentries of David.

[darwinism14]

@pakistan1114

google for mvgroup - outstanding BBC bonanza there. I would suggest you got all possible in HD -

BBC Horizon (and Science) with Attenborough are a miracle graced to us by Human God!

[EKhammer323]

2:53 now that is what i call coitus interuptus

[ezekielishappy]

2:53 jewish 

[nintendork77]

A male could kill a human easily

[riyusVids69]

sounds like a fucking truck :s lol

[MyBooh15]

2:53 OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN!

[lonelymammals]

huge and scary

[jimihendrixfan2008]

Ugly ass things...

[fericitchannel]

brave man daviud lol!

[Azkamina]

1:30

[Chrisem91]

3:04 epic omg wtf face

[LilClapton]

Shit son, did a bird fly into one of the seals mouth at @4:30 ?

[FullBloodedHmoob]

100 females, my jizz level would be so low

[Bullzeye95]

How come when an elephant seal jumps on top of a female, bites her, and pins her by the neck while he fucks her they call it nature, but when I do that shit they call it a "crime"?

[vversusv]

@Bullzeye95

Because nature's screwed up, as are you I see.

[Bullzeye95]

@vversusv lol, how presumptuous of you. Not to call me screwed up (which is mostly true), but to call NATURE screwed up!

That's the point, there is no concept of morality in nature. "Nature, red in tooth and claw". All of the things you think of as "right" and "wrong" have no meaning in a purely Darwinian construct where surviving long enough to breed successfully is a huge challenge.

To elephant seals, clearly "rape" is a desirable characteristic because it ensures weak males can't mate.

[leeo268]

@Bullzeye95

Look at it this way, those seal will get put down for attacking human female, but you probably won't get in trouble enjoying yourself with a female seal.

[Raskorvorth]

@Bullzeye95 These females are adults.

[adstube1]

@Bullzeye95 : Probably because they do it with their own species ;-)

[dwit52]

@Bullzeye95 I think it's a sensitive part of the animal, even humans have a very sensitive neck. The biting of the scruff is seen in other animals like cats and meerkats, which is something that is inborn from young. Biting the scruff relaxes the animal (when young the will adopt a relax position for transportation by the mothers) and then when older biting the scruff relaxes the females which the males use for copulation. however, i am not sure whether it is the same for the elephant seals.

[dwit52]

@Bullzeye95 I think it's a sensitive part of the animal, even humans have a very sensitive neck. The biting of the scruff is seen in other animals like cats and meerkats, which is something that is inborn from young. Biting the scruff relaxes the animal (when young the will adopt a relax position for transportation by the mothers) and then when older biting the scruff relaxes the females which the males use for copulation. however, i am not sure whether it is the same for the elephant seals.

[pureefficient]

@Bullzeye95 because hippos

isnt sopposed to mate with humans

[miladjuckel]

@Bullzeye95 thats fucking hillarious, lol

[micmoiii]

@Bullzeye95 simple. it's an animal and you're a human. unless u wanna change species.

[BobOwner]

@Bullzeye95 Because you shouldn't bite people

[Bullzeye95]

The Original Dicknose.

[DisneyGirlJeannie92]

they may be chubby, but wow they are quick!

[durgaaa]

so fascinating ... soooooooooooooooo ugly!

[Aly12399]

Really? Thier only wepon is thier teeth? I would just sit on them *squish*

[carbonhornet]

that roar sounds like a dragster lol.

[McGuinty1]

@carbonhornet It's nearly as loud as a dragster too.

[theskyisfalling100]

awww gay elephant seals. so sweet! having a nice violent kiss at the end :D

[ThrashMetalGuy]

i'd hate to get crushed by one of those male elephant seals, hell getting bitten by one of them could be the worst

[riotchick321]

You stupid idiots who are on your computers writing rude, disgusting comments about poor elephant seals need to get a damn life.

[Sam61493]

If you know Viscera, you know the elephant seal.

[Doomsday2060]

It looks like a big, horny hovercraft

[xxxlaurantxxx]

hehe my friend told me to go here! LOL!!

[ManiaCop100]

1:27 must be scary idris

[ManiaCop100]

1:27 must be scary idris

[TheEdgar93]

they have big nose lol

[MasonsTurtle]

That is hard work being the head male. Talk about Odysseus.

[FlingTM]

Something tells me, their breaths stink so badly.

[xxschuugboyxx]

@FlingTM lmao..i know right

[mjp407]

This shit looks so fake when you're high! And even sober

[Dancsusz]

1:30 epic Gandalf impression "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"

[YesIm10]

1:30-1:52

LMFAO!!!

[sawgydawg]

Take a period out of the description and it says, "the male elephant seal protects his harem from the BBC." which we all know Attenborough is known to be master pimp.

[KevinDolin]

not a big deal, i could bang 100 seals if i wanted to

[synthemescthewise]

@KevinDolin If you're not a seal, it's not that big of an accomplishment...

[brickhouse1991]

@KevinDolin well thats just beastailitly.....Sicko lol

[dun4ukwitmebiach]

@KevinDolin

But Kevin! Your not a seal! How could you possibly mate 100 of them? unless... ew.

[litojonny]

@KevinDolin when we finished watching this video in class my teacher scrolled down to the comments accidentally and i literally LOL'ed myself only at your comment then i told everybody to look at the highest rated comments so i dont look like a weirdo

thanks for the laugh! :D

[revelcro]

Sir David Frederick Attenborough . Dont know how he was able to avoid that bull while carrying nuts the size of dumptrucks. He was poking around at dangerous wildlife before Bear grills was a gleam in his baby-dady's eye.

[torstvillinger]

Sir(s): It seems, from whatever I have heard prior to this Time in this video, here, that it is good to be a "Beach Master," and, at times, the men are merely, "Beach Roamers." So, "Don't get Bummed Out!" Have a Nice Day! Godspeed.

[BadSkeelz]

:58 "And they all belong to this one male."

Elephant Seal Male: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[jerryjingjo]

these animals are frightening.....david attenborough shit himself and so would anyone its the way he continues to talk as he like runs....their noses and eyes are so funny and look unreal....when he runs at the other bull its like a fricken bull dozer

[jerryjingjo]

these animals are frightening.....david attenborough shit himself and so would anyone its the way he continues to talk as he like runs

[Slithersouls]

I wanted to see him do battle with the pimp elephant seal. D:

[Metactyl]

LOOOOOL

[FreyaVana]

Sir David Attenborough is a world renowned scientist. This video is of an amazing specius.

[Vehement00]

That is one crazy old man.

[piplup2009]

3:32 wth man

[chickensodelicious]

2:50 thats the scariest death charge ive ever seen

[piplup2009]

>:O

"OH ITS ON NOW MOFO

[TimusOminere]

1:31 - Who the fuck are you then?!

[TjGilmourbcx7]

LMAO 1:02 its breathing SMOKE and at 3:02 it looks mentally challenged lmfao

[virusdapimp]

1:02 i thought it was toke toke pass D;

[ryan28888]

LOL! Random!

[lukewallace87]

1:30 is computerised. I work in wildlife and i have never ever seen that happen once in my life, these are beautiful creatures and would never attack a human being as there is no need.

[Js5s141]

@luckwallace87

Just b/c you haven't seen it doesnt mean it wouldn't happen. They are territorial, and do attack - nice knowledge.

[lukewallace87]

You are wrong.

[kizbo]

brutal

[chickendance333]

4:30 Sock puppets!

[xxrufi0xx]

damn, 100 females. what a fucking pimp.

[zarqasand76]

@xxrufi0xx hhhhhhhhhhh he must be a muslim

[fallenangeldemon666]

@xxrufi0xx true, but its the equivilent to 100 fats chicks.

[ninanushi]

3:30 'auch'

xd

[Anzer666]

0:57 what a pimp

[adkinsjr]

2:49 LOL

[Hamishowns]

4;30 XD

[ILoveTeaDogs]

Lol, I like how the male started making the sounds like he was trying to drown out Attenborough before he tried to follow him around. They can move quickly when they want-the male trying to get to the rival looked very scary!

[burnit01]

Thanks to us, Global warming we going to extinct every thing in this world in near future...

[spaceorbison]

2:49 "FUCK OUT MY WAY"

[iwantwhatiget]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! elephant seals are cute, but they crack me up because they sound like they're burping and farting all the time.

[fairylairy20]

that is true

lol

[themyspacethug]

I know it makes me hard, god damn elephant seals.

[iwantwhatiget]

LOL!

[lowfiwhiteguy]

back up off ma bitches

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

they look like giant slugs

[l0Arita0l]

They look like giant rats!

[HoboJIm117]

2:49 Imagine that shit coming at you, scary.

[CarpMagic95]

To be honest where i live this just looks like kicking out time outside one of the local clubs only the birds in this are thinner and better looking than the ones outside the clubs here. I wouldnt fight no one for the women down here lol they are welcome to um :o)