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  • i swear to fuckin god

  • assassin killed him

  • the race shit needs to stop like

  • KRS ONE WANTS HIS NOES BACK

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha STIG!!! REALY?

  • 'more cocks than john waynes trigger'

  • SERIOUS These guys WALK CALM Circles around the US Battles. Am so convinced i would consider putting up some cash to help out a battle, or most def say you can say in my home. Ps i met a dude at the Edinburgh festival . Sxip from NY , he came to London , he chilled with me an my partner ,shes cool . My point is , is people can do this its creative!

  • more cool rymes from the little guy as annoyin as it is when peeps finish ur line. the weev, oxfam employee of the month" was sic too.

    why didnt stig ryme about himself more say hes the greatest etc. the final 30 sounded like otha guy was gettin better and stig was floating

  • lol at 5:40 man eating chips :p

  • oh dear its abit windy isn't it. i want some tea please.

  • the white cunt needs to stop shouting and stop swearing. it sounds so stupid like hes acting huge

    "fucking you stupid blud shit man what the fuck! i swear to fucking god man! yo! i swear to god!"

    SHUT UP YOU FAT WHITE BIGOT.

  • @GeneralTerrorise and you need to stop being racist towards white people. i swear to god. we are all from the same fucking planet. now smile :)

  • honestly, this is some of the worst shit i've ever heard... it's embarrassing to listen to... i don't even know why i clicked on it. just my opinion.

  • stig is worse than mic

  • americans like corndogs

  • @porkinmycorkhole Who doesnt like corndogs??

  • JHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE LOOOOOOOOOOOL AS FAKE AS THAT CHICKS HAIR WEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • !Aye! !Aye! !Aye!

  • AYE!

  • lololol this battle was just hilarious, i just laugh my ass off with Mic spiting Stigs last words of most of his rhymes, wanted to show him that his predictable, but even so, Stig fucked him anyway with smart jokes. Both sick, both hilarious, both tight.

  • 3:55 - Mic Assassin wins for that bar alone.

    I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN

  • Why do they keep saying. 'Im about to merk this guy' why dont they just do it ?

  • Wow, lines about the other guy being gay and touching kids. How original.

  • LOOOL

  • I SWEAR TO GOD MAN. I SWEAR TO GOD MAN. I SWEAR TO GOD. I SWEAR TO GOD BLUD. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. is that all he can say?

  • all i heard was matter of fact and swear to god, both shit

  • Appreciate the skill folks but the endless slagging in battles just gets boring after 5minutes...bored!

  • FUCK OFF NERD WANNABES DIS IS DA SHIT.. HARD LOVE FOR DISS.. HATERS KAN GET MERKED ..

  • uk got the best rap freestyle. straight from the head no pre-written like the pussy yanks.

  • hate reading comments an manz cussin, its a battle if u dnt under stand than click on nex linkgot to say i like like the nex manz AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH LoL

  • haa haa i laughed at loadss of their bars waz funny as fukk !!! :P

  • that fat man does need the money, buy some real clothes.

  • 2 fat bastards goin at it

  • i swear to god man. u cant fuck wid stiggy smalls. loool

  • Stig merced mic assassin in my opinion

  • @lukeandy15 merced? LOL.

  • Shame Jumpoff has started spammming adverts at the start..

    Is nothing sacred anymore? I mean burger king - come on

  • bro mic assassin sux

    he uses 3 lines

    1.I spit flows

    2.Im about to tell deez guys

    3and he looks like

  • i swear to god man

    o my gosh i swear to god man lol

  • mic assassin wins for me

  • stig: you've seen more japs eyes than nissans wing mirror! possibly one of the funniest lines ever.

  • Stig FTW

  • matter of fact your a cunt, and you dress like your oxfams fucking employee of the MONTH!

    :D :D

  • fatboys dissing eachother they aint even gangsters they are to fat to run from the cops,so to see macdonalds is their biggest inspiration.

  • This Is A Joke Yeah? 

  • This is the most homophobic thing I've ever seen lol

  • wow the crowd is jus gettin bigger lol..

  • 00:01 If you hate ads,

  • shut the fk up about british people...

  • *Matter of fact, I spit flows, When I'm spittin flows, Im about to make him levitate, Im about to merk this guy, I fuckin swear to God!*(x50)

  • Its the battle of garbage british rappers lol. both of them are just terrible........ lol

  • LOL i remember this from before

    stig is fucking hilarious

    FUCKING HELL MAN I SWEAR TO GOD

  • will u riff raff please get the fuk away from selfridges go bak to the ends n gang bang each other or wot ever it is u low class people do u make the place look untidy

  • nice crowd

  • A geordie rapper? that just doesn't work...

  • is stig homeless ??

  • Im about to tell these guyz. im about to tell dees guyz'

    Im about to tell these guyz. im about to tell dees guyz'

    Im about to tell these guyz. im about to tell dees guyz'

    Im about to tell these guyz. im about to tell dees guyz'

    Im about to tell these guyz. im about to tell dees guyz'

    Im about to tell these guyz. im about to tell dees guyz'

  • That really was a waste of 10:36 ... I appreciate it's freestyle, which I can't do well at all, but still.

    Oh, and check out my material!

  • I think Monie Love and Slick Rick were the only two British Rappers to be successful in the USA where Rap Music originated.

  • @Solowizard Yeh, also DOOM was born in UK, just cant really be called brittish.

  • I can easily picture Tupac standing next to those guys laughing his head off at British Rappers.

  • burnt!

  • how mic assassin won is beyond me as he spat pretty much the same shit in every round

  • nice battle

  • worst rap battle in history... fail

  • I SWEAR TO GOD MAN, FUCK

    i SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN, SHIT

    I SWEAR TO GOD MAN, FUCKING FUCKED THE SHIT FUCK! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN!

  • @slowbus,

    LOL,LOL!

  • @slowbus i swear to god u cant rap, so shut the fuck up

  • @slowbus AM ABOUT TO MERK THIS MAN ...... SO ON AND ON AND ON

  • da aighe aighe fella is getten fer nervous..ha

  • Stig came hard!

  • @gabeft95 what freestyle where you watching?

  • I swear to god lol heavy battle - who won it? Stig edgedit for me

  • stig is like fuck fuck fuck fuck muhfuck fuckin fuker fuck lol funny shit

  • they must be bruk clachun for £30

  • FAT ALBERT VS. FAT BASTARD(austin powers).... they were both good thou

    does anywhere in Europe even have a ghetto???

  • @dryfire100

    Plenty of ghetto's in Europe especially in the U.K and France, there's even in Germany. Most of the inhabitants are either Black African, Arabic, Albanian or Turkish.

  • @dryfire100

    Yeah, every country does. That's the real world. Take London alone, for example, where five children are shot or stabbed EVERY DAY. A lot of Americans just see the stereotypes on TV of the tea-drinking, suit-wearing Englishman. But it's very much a far cry from that over here.

  • fuck yeah dopeness im from L.a. not that it matters but im a big fan of big stig!!!

  • BIG MUTHA FUCKIN STIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the other guys pish, way his poofy wee crew squeelin everytime he finishes a line, poor

  • matter of fact lol that was said so much

  • mic assasin has some absurb rhymes yet they work so well. too bad he aint shit without his boys making abunch of noise to try and mess with stig.

  • that website at the end is real :O lol

  • Stig needs a burger

  • stigs way better in the booth.

  • I like there flows and they both have good respect for each other but personally most rappers on here all go for witty lines talking about them and there mums and stuff. No1 is real gangsters from the streets half of em are wannabes

  • sayin british folk cant rap is retarded, the talents out there, its just underground cos britain is very ignoratn about hiphop. firstly its not as big here as in america, and secondly for some reason commercial british hiphop feels like it has to blend in to some kind of american stereotype, meaning a lot of thw MC's just dont sound natural on the mic. there are exceptions though and hopefully some of the talent will get some mainstream coverage but until then yanks will still think we cant rap

  • @TeloolaTwists

    I beg to differ mate the way I see it hip hop has re-emerged over here in the uk the way it use to be in the US. You just have to check out the underground artists that have sick beats and rhymes, most American rap now is just commercial candy pop shit.

  • @mykcheck1212 haha yeah okay. says a man who lives in a country the size of a small us state. We will always have the best rap. And british commercial rap is shit with an exception of some of skinner's shit.

  • @tamatownskater

    Fuck off American rap is now all about blingin videos and bullshit it has fallen off bigtime. Ha ha.

  • @mykcheck1212 hahaha says the stupid fuck with chingy as a display picture. you are a fucking tool. yeah, talk shit about american rap with a chingy display pitcure and say that american rap sucks? SUCK MY DICK. Youre a fucking idiot. The Wu Tang Clan alone has more qualtiy rappers in it than the UK alone. Nice try, chump. USA ALL THE WAY.

  • @tamatownskater

    Hey thick cunt why dont u look at the 'chingy' video. It is a video about fake rappers you dickhead.

  • @mykcheck1212 yeah well, it doesnt cahnge the fact that you trash american rap when youre from gun-less, and blatantly posh, UK. Dont trash the USA. Our states are bigger than your country and we have have more skilled rappers per city than your country. So go ahead and try to emulate the ORIGINATORS, and have fun.

  • @tamatownskater

    @tamatownskater

    I don't trash American rap, I am trashing the corporate bubblegum pop rap that only show cars, clothes, bling and women instead of real styles and rhymes, which is what the commercial rap is nowadays. I know there are obviously real mcs on the underground scene and America is bigger than the UK so what? The UK also has it's underground talent which are many. And what do you mean gun-less,

  • @tamatownskater

    Of course there are guns here. Also not every english person is posh you ignorant prick. There are many regional accents so get off that stereotype shit. You probably think english people sit around having tea and crumpets. Dick.

  • @mykcheck1212 yeah well you arent americans. thats for fucking sure.

  • @tamatownskater Who'd wanna be American anyway? The whole country is fucked up, youve got the most racist fuckers on the planet livin there, your all obsessed with SHIT HIP HOP like EMINEM and SOULJA BOY, you export shit like Justin Bieber, your rap scene sucks monkey balls n you got a stupid law that gives you the right to bare arms, i mean what the fuck man? Givin insecure, parranoid drug dealers and pimps and pricks in general a gun jus means someones gonna die, fuck off mate we dont need you

  • @englishnbloodyproudo that is funny. very funny. cheerio mate, we just give out guns to chaps and say, "have at it, lads! go sell some crack and pimp women!"

    oh wow. yeah youre fucking stupid if you think thats how america is. just remember we bailed your sorry worthless asses out in world war two and youve been biting our style when it comes to "urban culture" so dont say we listen to eminem and soulja boy. there are so many rappers in the united states and so many mixtapes, it's unreal.

  • @tamatownskater we do have the best rappers and we always will. there will always be other guys going, "me too!" but in all honesty what has the UK offered in terms of rap to the world? Anybody? Can anybody give me a legit answer here? NOPE.

  • @tamatownskater Lol! Quality, nice comeback, i know theres good rappers down your end blood, was jus makin a point, your comin on UK Hip Hop vids dissin us so you gotta expect some shit back, and who gives a fuck about the war man seriously, you came in at the last minute lookin to take all the glory, and mate i dont think were robbin your style, we got our own style over here, go listen to sum Jehst or Dr Syntax or sum Skinnyman, thats a real UK ting blood! check out Rapper Crimes from my endz!

  • @englishnbloodyproudo will do.

  • @tamatownskater Don't bring up the WWII conflict, that was hard time. Aaanyway. England was saved because:

    England (being hell-bent on conquering the world and building an empire) went and invaded American, and started to breed there. The descendants were then White-Americans. And so, if England hadn't done that, England's PM would have a caterpillar moustache and black people and Asian People would be executed. Not nice.

  • @mykcheck1212 Tea and crumpets are grade. I always munch crumpets man.

  • @tamatownskater yeah well, it doesnt change the fact that you trash british rap when you're from obese and blatantly hick, USA. Don't trash the UK. You might have bigger states than us, but you're in a bigger state than us. Music is all about emulation colaboration and reproduction, you wouldn't have hip hop or rap if that wasn't true. You ended that right tho man, its all about fun

    By the way I'm not ignorant so me stereotyping was an attempt to open ur eyes,

    one love and all that ;)

  • @tamatownskater We're not gun-less, and I'm guessing you are armed to the teeth? You do realize, guns, are used to kill people right? Not everyone is "blatantly posh". We have gangsters and criminals and psychopaths like you do. I guess having those things make you cool? Your states first belonged to the Afro-Americans, so don't call it "our states".

  • @GeamProducts Um... no. English and French settlers came over to America and fucked over our Native Americans as they are referred to now or you may call them indians. People were forced to march across the country to live on land appointed to them by the government. I am descended from those said people on my father's side. You are a bunch of socialist elitists with fucked up teeth. Fuck you and your joke ass. You're trying to school me on youtube like a bitch.

  • @tamatownskater Hey, don't bring up the teeth thing. That's because alot of Americans wore braces. No I'm not trying to "school you on youtube like a female dog". Your just being an American Supremacist. "schooling" you on YouTube would be as pointless as trying to stack a million poker cards.

  • @GeamProducts Well, youre still an idiot. I am not a supremacist. If anything, we are going to be just like the UK in time. We are destined to become a socialist country. Our government is run by a bunch of socialists that want to abolish our constitution.

  • @tamatownskater Socialism is the spreading of the wealth between the people which is not at all what america has...capitalism is the spreading of the wealth in favour of the rich to the exclusion of the poor...thats america, capitalism to the point where it intrudes on democracy, if the country was socialist you wouldnt have towns where people are so poor they cant pay rent...

  • @TeloolaTwists we're actually a republic in america. and i don't care about your college course fed bullshit. suck it.

  • @TeloolaTwists So that's what happened in the USSR for the longest time? People were able to pay rent? Yeah, they could pay rent. Some of them. In their broken down buildings with no heat. You fool.

  • @tamatownskater mate i know 16 year old grimers who wud merk the top 10 us rappers

  • @wardydave I know 14 year old kids who are hood as fuck that would school them and then probably mug them. It is what it is. Grime is grime. It's like classifying R&B under HipHop. It is a weird sub genre.

  • @tamatownskater lol i suppose we could argue all day, im sure we've both seen shit go down in our places. yeah grime is a genre in its own right like r&b. unfortunatly i dont really like either :( im a d&b n dubstep man, peace from england :)

  • @wardydave haha yeah man. i'm not even from a huge city or anything. im from a town of 2500 people that neighbors a town of the same size. but the region i live in has a problem with meth amphetamines and people getting drunk and offing each other. its all good.

  • @tamatownskater meth isnt so big in england, i live in hull which is a port and so heroin is everywhere! we dont have to much of a problem with murder. everybody saves that for london lol

  • They drew quite a crowd. LOL.

  • nice 1 lol

  • dis fat guy need 2 stop sayin square 2 god he sined so many times

  • dis fat guy need 2 stop sayin *swear 2 god he *sinned so many times

  • UK BIG UP! Jersey in da house

  • who keeps sayin ay ay ay needs to shut up

  • 3:53 lol

  • stig got merked. vamp6661 go fuck ur self pussyole i cud merk u in a battle blud and im straight outta uk.

  • well done Vamp, you're a true American Ambassador.

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  • (britsh people cannot rap) sorry guys but you DONT go hard if your from south east london.

  • Damn a black man shouldn't sound like that

  • Damn it's Fat Bastard from Austin Powers Rappin MMAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAH

  • oh god, that was terrible.

    british people should'nt rap. (a piece of advice for the rappers in this video)

    YOU DONT GO HARD IF YOUR FROM LONDON.

  • @Vamp6661 mate, theses people are awful they shouldnt be representing london. Im embarrassed to watch this myself

  • @Vamp6661

    they our MCing.

    they ante writing down all the shit like american rapper do.

  • @BKsMassive

    I got to say Vamp6661 is a real shit and he doesn't know what he's sayin'

    But, that's wrong, check out hood movies.

    Search after 'reed dollaz vs trigga', and check out reed, he's fucking sick.

    (this shit on the vid is alright, but.. u know what i'm saying ^^)

  • @duikbootman

    ok bruv (:

  • London turns into a shithole....

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  • lol boo lol boo this is trash

  • people ain't got a clue mic, assassin just repeats himself forthe whole thing, like stig says its just three rounds of fat jokes... stig of the dump's, the sickest of cunts, he'll punch the ground with his fist and turn your city to dust

  • AAIII AAAIIIII 5:05 probably the funniest most random moment in battle rap history.

  • you see how it went from like 6or 7 heads to a multitude of ppl n a matter of minutes?ill

    ahh......the beauty of Rap.

    i love it

  • give krs his nose back. well funny line

  • FUCKING WOGWAN MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE SOME CRACK AND GET YOU BACK WITH A MAC ATTACK AND I WONT CUT YOU ANY SLACK BECAUSE IM BLACK AND I LIKE TO QUACK LIKE A DUCK WITH A WALLET FULL O' BUCK WHILST YO MAMMA SUCKS & FUCKS a dirty black man.

  • @corpsegrinderfisher Don't Do that. Please.

  • stigs bouncin but mic assasin murrrrkkkeeedddd him here

  • who the fk r u, come to the uk n ull never leave u fkn lil american fag

  • fuck the uk.

  • naa mic assassin kept it together still, stig comes with writtens i swear

  • the only thing the black fella said is im goin to murk u blood....?? hes shit

  • wots dat dick head in the back ground dowin...????

  • Jokezz ! Youv Seen More Japsyeyes That A Nissans Wing Mirror !!

    Haaa Watch from 5:10 Jokezz Bruv

  • Mic Assasin done him....rags

  • Fat cunt keeps on saying "i swear to god" its soo fucking annoying

  • stig should have won, mic assasin is good but shit on the day

  • Uk hip hop has its identity and no longer trys to imitate the US scene, mic mc goes down hill with those 30 sec rounds

  • aiiiii :L

  • they are both crap as hell

  • mic assasin is good just wasnt a good day

  • go mic assassin

  • HAHAHAHA HEAVY

  • Why do so many British rappers have a ton of filler in their freestyles? "matter of fact", "I swear to God man", "I'm about to spit flows", "you get me when I'm rapping". That gets so old.

  • There's quite a few Americans who do the same. For example, Syanide and BoRat.

  • Yea, I've heard American rappers do it too. I don't mean to single out British rappers but I've noticed that with a lot of them. It's ok to do it every once in a while, but when you start every verse with it then it's just whack.

  • coz most of it is off the top not written like you amerifags

  • You can rap off the top without throwing a ton of meaningless filler into your raps.

    And not all American rappers pre-write. All the best ones spit off the top of their heads (e.g The Saurus, Ill Maculate, Kid Twist, etc)

  • haha fuk u ho straight off the dome lyk wut sucka

  • i think mic assaign would be a better dnb mc. but this is his best battle footage that ive seen...

  • Stig is rascist.

    Both these MC's are shit though. How stig merked Asher D ill never know.

  • Selfridges

    'Sell Fridges''.

    LOL

  • all the fat one says is i swear to god, his best punch line is i swear to fucking god. wtf

  • watch iron solomon vs mic assassin, assassin gets absoutly raped !.

  • Oh god. Once I heard that corny accent I didn't even bother to watch this video.

  • mic assasin doesnt have flow, stig smashes it.

    assasin was ok though.

  • Sick battle!

    Stig won though defo!

  • Mic assassin got owned