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  • Is this just a trolling account? and a trolling website? WTF is mankabros i cant find any information on it... must be a troll website

  • ew christianity isn't the only religion BYE

  • holy crap! ( get it!? )

  • crazy bible-thumping baptists...

  • I find this easy to wank to.

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  • OMG! this is so fancy!

  • When I say marriage I don't mean the gay kind.

  • Like how a related video is a "church fight".

  • So these are the kids gay fathers?? This makes a lot of sense now!!!

  • Alright, good if it IS satire, bad if they are seriously christian.

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  • I thought this was gonna be a take on that Chilli's sing. I want me Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback. Saviooor, saving the kids. Savior, saving the kids. *deep voice* Body of Christ.

  • lol

    

  • The guy on the right is like a sarcastic Flanders.

  • @ 13sexyjesus21, they don't just make catholics look bad, they make all christians look bad. what a bunch of morons

  • I honestly hate these fucking people who really need to stop taking the teachings of Christ wrong. These are the kinds of people who make Catholics look bad.

  • Poes law in E F F E C T.

  • NEVER MAKE "PARODIES" OUT OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES SONGS. THEY ARE WAAAAYYY TO GOOD FOR THIS CRAP! HORRIBLE!

  • I'm ashamed to be white

  • Are these supposed to be jokes or what?

  • This is why people become athiest..

  • These people are freaks.

  • Please tell me they're kidding.

  • I genuinely have no idea if these guys are serious

  • hahahahahaha

  • I hope its fake, either that or they need help.

  • Oh it's all a joke..... I actually don't feel dumb because there are Christians out there like this,sadly enough.

  • I can't tell if this is fake or not.

  • So this is what middle class white guys do in their free time.

  • I thought his videos were legit, but this proved otherwise.

  • This has got to be a joke

  • This is a joke right?

  • Is this real or they just make fun? With christians reaching unreal levels of stupidity I can't tell any more what's real and what's not.

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  • TO BANISH ALL ABORRRTIIIONNSSS

  • I feel so much better knowing that they're just doing all of this for the lulz.

  • the last 15 seconds of this is so damn funny

  • Looks like a couple of deluded fucktards.

  • and if your wife or daughter are raped you better not abort that baby. your views are skewed, and misled. i dont wish negative upon you, but i feel sorry for you.

  • This is freaking HILARIOUS!

  • "don't mean the gay kind" your teaching your kids to hate. you sick fucks your no better than the

    radical Islams. I feel so sorry for your kids.

  • Stop hurting your children with this propaganda. its sick and scary.

  • You guys said the A word! I'm telling your moms.

  • You all know this is a joke, right?

  • atheism ftw

  • I still like satan

  • How will christianity solve homelessness?

  • So these are the faggets that have been brainwashing those two innocent children

  • F*ck me. I'll join a church in a heartbeat if this is what they do. LOL

  • @popaddict lol!

  • Oh these are the assholes brainwashing the kids in the other videos? Screw religion.

  • lol - look at them!

    How can anyone believe these are for real?

    It's too obvious for my humorous tastes - I prefer the two kids on the same site who sing "My Faith". They're hilarious and scarily believable.

  • @jazzx251 Because satire is lost on most. Most comedy amounts to "DERP I farted on you, arharhar!" Their website makes it painfully obvious that these videos are a joke. But most people aren't smart enough to do their own research, instead they would rather just assume the worst and be offended.

  • LOL, how can people not realize this is satire?

    Fucking funny stuff.

  • No one understands satire anymore.

  • @Kiithknight Yea, I don't think this is satire. After watching that Pagan Atheist video, well yea.

  • @metznimbo29 That video is exactly why this one exists. So, it's satire. Enjoy it please.

  • GET YOUR JESUS ON W TROLOOLOLOOLOL

  • Trolling?

    

  • uhm you two ARE probably the definition of GAY marriage(:

  • LOLOLOL 

  • tags: comedy, satire

    Poe confirmed.

  • 117 people don't want Janet Jackson's nipples to go awaaaaaaay...

  • FACEPALM!! D:

  • "Make Janet Jackson's nipples go away???"  This has to be a joke.

  • Oh my Satan.

  • I'm Catholic and you just piss me off.

  • Haha this is awesome!

  • YOU WANT AN ABORTION? NOW YOU CAN SAVE A TRIP TO THE CLINIC BY WATCHING THIS VIDEO! THAT STILLBORN CHILD WILL COME RIGHT OUTTA YOU!

  • It's satire I think...

  • The sad part is that they are serious. Which fortifies my views on their insanity. The sad part is that they brainwash their kids to do this themselves.

  • @WastedTimeAndEffort No, they aren't serious. It's a joke.

  • i can't believe this is not a joke

  • @KunaiForce Look under the tags and all, it says "satire, comedy, etc" Are you fucking stupid?

  • @craponnaruto like everyone reads the tags -.-

  • @craponnaruto Even if it is a joke or attempt at comedy, it is ridiculous, insensitive and down right appalling. 

  • I think this is a joke, but in a way I don't want it to be

  • Genuin question here, if God forgives all your sins when you die and also jesus our 'saviour' died to repent our sins, surely by that logic everyone would go to heaven anyway? If not, does that mean that every time a baby dies in hospital or a toddler is murdered that they go to hell because they've never worshiped God? Seems kinda fucked up to me.

  • ....is this a joke? it's really sad that i can't tell.

  • JESUS: THE PLAQUE FIGHTING GOD!

  • I realize that this is all just a joke, but those high notes still hurt my ears.

  • I lolz till I came

  • everyone who doesn't get that this is trolling is fucking dumb

  • die

  • God isn't real. It is a pleasure however, to see you wasting your life. You deserve it.

  • @omfgzhax, sadly, they're being dead serious...

  • Christianity: Brainwashing at its finest!

  • @bradenhappy oh, yeah, right, because this is how EVERY christian thinks. Thats why you have CHRISTIANS committing suicide bombings every few days, thats why CHRISTIANS are declaring war on on countries that dont adhere to their faith (the crusades aside). Look, these people in this video are misguided extremists. But even if they werent, the "brainwashing at its finest" religion would probably have to be islam. NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST MUSLIMS, islam just produces more extremists.

  • @Astrithor your a fucking idiot theres a number of things wrong with that comment bu the main one being "muslims blow themselves up every few days" really now? care to refer to the evidence you used to come to that conclusion also with refrence to christianity i think you need to address the question of the KKK

  • @Mattallica901 you obviously were too busy being offended and wanting to type an angry comment to notice that the general idea behind my comment was that islam produces more extremists than christianity. I never said, nor did i imply, that muslims blow themselves up every day, though you were stupid enough to misquote me on that. I simply said that christians dont blow themselves up every few days, unlike a lot of extremist factions from MANY religions. read the comment before u rage, troll.

  • @Astrithor "Thats why you have CHRISTIANS committing suicide bombings every few days," ...............

  • @Mattallica901 okay...and? What, you think quoting an obviously sarcastic comment proves your point? Since you are apparently too slow to get it, i'll say it a third time, moron: IM TALKING ABOUT EXTREMISTS. The fact that there ARE extremists factions who make terrorism their number one priority, and the fact that Islam has the unfortunate distinction of having produced more extremists than most other religions. Two separate points, BOTH completely valid, you brainless rager.

  • @Astrithor you commit suicide bombings every day dont turn this on me

  • @Astrithor Actually there are far more Christian related extremists, they just don't get referred being Catholic or anything because lots of people are. Either way they're both mental and should carry on blowing themselves up because at the end of the day thats one less idiot I have to care about... No wait, I don't care anyway 'ooohhhh'

  • @Loubatron now, see, YOU made a good point there! the extremists' numbers aside, i really think they can carry on getting rid of themselves because frankly, they do no good. good point, loubatron

  • My gaydar is going crazy right now

  • Obvious troll is obvious.

  • @deft1trickster ehhh, not quite. i dont think these guys are trolling, i think they seriously feel this way. look at the other vids on the channel

  • "Sex is for marriage - and when I say marriage - I don't mean the gay kind."

  • Even if it is fake it is still shameful.

  • This cannot be serious...

  • 666 hail satin

  • @TheHowlingMan

    i prefer silk..

  • Fuck your god, your god of shit

  • THANKS GUYS YOU MADE ME THE CHRISTIAN NOW TOO

  • I just went Christian. Thanks, guys!

  • im religious...but i think this goes WAY too far.......o-o

  • what the flying fuck is this......HAHAHAHA

  • ... and when i say marriage, i don't mean the gay kind. hahahahahahaha.

  • alli have to say is yu guys give humanity a bad name go to hell

  • this horrible no offence you guys will go to goddamn hell for discriminating this is why im not religious you people make me sick. gays should have kids if either of you two were to reproduce that would be a god damn sin

  • Hail Satan.

  • 666!

  • You guys are making white people look bad.

  • I'm Bringing science back.

  • there is no god lol

  • jesus is a badass

  • ok, so jesus will KILL muslims... then get high, and eat everythin in their fridge... wow christianity SUCKS

  • @razorthecurse what the F is ur problem!!!????

  • @cocooliveeyes what the fuck is yuor problem? are you paying attention to the blasphemy theyre saying? how would you feel if i wrote a song that said the same shit, but against christians? youd be pissed wouldnt you?

  • im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact

    so suck on that 

  • im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact

    so suck on that your ffuucckking fat

  • im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact

    so suck on that bitch's lol your song suck you gay fag's

  • im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact

    so suck on that bitch's lol your song suck you gay fag's

  • Did anyone notice that when the guy on the right laughs his face doesn't change at all...... He is a WITCH

  • ...Please... PLEASE be trolling...

  • please tell me this is a joke...do Christians actually listen to this? They need to be aborted!

  • He said ass... on a christian bop pop shitty CD?

  • I'm an atheist, and I loved this.

  • Please remember every time you allow your homophobia to show, the more non homophobes think you are projecting.

  • "When I mean marriage, I don't mean the gay kind"

    You guys can't be serious. Really?

  • I can't tell if trolling or serious

  • @omfgzhax the sad thing is they're serious..

  • @omfgzhax goto their website, i wish they were trolling

  • Want to get to know Jesus, I mean REALLY get to know Jesus? See "The God Complex" by Pirromount Pictures. You can see the trailer and even the first eight minutes of the film here on youtube. Just type "God Complex HD" in the search window.

  • Jesus is as real as Paris Hilton's talent. Which is fake.

  • jesus isn't even real dumb ass

    i bet you two are gay lovers that like reach arounds

  • So this is a piss take on Christianity? Right?

    Pretty funny! I thought you guys were serious for a minute but you gave it away at the end!

  • The sad part is... this was made by Christians. They are reall y this crazy. If you don't believe me check out his other vids

  • well I was a christian but now i think i am gonna have to worship satan..

  • @Gunkstergoo wow f u! u were christian!??? bs!!!!!!!!!! ur jjust gunna burn in hell!

  • this is absolutely hilarious!!!

  • I understand your message, but get you own freaking music. Your using the music of pagan devil worshipers to get your point across. If you were on TV would Jesus still smash it?

  • Justin's a pagan devil worshipper? News to me.

  • Oh man, did I make that comment!?? I'm sorry, I actually like this. lol, sorry. We're huge fans of JT. . .what was I thinking?!? Sorry, lol

  • 3 - Sex is for marriage (Your baby, you want it) And when I say marriage (Your baby, you'll keep it) I don't mean the gay kind (Even though you can't afford it) You're gonna keep that child (Somebody'll adopt it) Get your Jesus on (Go head be Godly) Get your Jesus on (Go head be Godly) Get your Jesus on
  • 2 - And banish all abortion

    Come here girl

    (Your baby, you want it)

    Away from the clinic

    (Your baby, you'll keep it)

    Devil gonna gitcha

    (Even though you can't afford it)

    Lemme show you pictures

    (Somebody'll adopt it)

  • 1 - I'm bringing Jesus back

    He'll kick your ass and then He'll have a snack

    Islamic radicals He's gonna whack

    He'll tackle homelessness and dental plaque

    Then clean out your fridge

    Filthy knaves

    He'll smash your TV cuz it's so depraved

    Make Janet Jackson's nipples go away

    Slap Darva Conger and her fiance

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