I thought this was gonna be a take on that Chilli's sing. I want me Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback. Saviooor, saving the kids. Savior, saving the kids. *deep voice* Body of Christ.
I honestly hate these fucking people who really need to stop taking the teachings of Christ wrong. These are the kinds of people who make Catholics look bad.
and if your wife or daughter are raped you better not abort that baby. your views are skewed, and misled. i dont wish negative upon you, but i feel sorry for you.
@jazzx251 Because satire is lost on most. Most comedy amounts to "DERP I farted on you, arharhar!" Their website makes it painfully obvious that these videos are a joke. But most people aren't smart enough to do their own research, instead they would rather just assume the worst and be offended.
The sad part is that they are serious. Which fortifies my views on their insanity. The sad part is that they brainwash their kids to do this themselves.
Genuin question here, if God forgives all your sins when you die and also jesus our 'saviour' died to repent our sins, surely by that logic everyone would go to heaven anyway? If not, does that mean that every time a baby dies in hospital or a toddler is murdered that they go to hell because they've never worshiped God? Seems kinda fucked up to me.
@bradenhappy oh, yeah, right, because this is how EVERY christian thinks. Thats why you have CHRISTIANS committing suicide bombings every few days, thats why CHRISTIANS are declaring war on on countries that dont adhere to their faith (the crusades aside). Look, these people in this video are misguided extremists. But even if they werent, the "brainwashing at its finest" religion would probably have to be islam. NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST MUSLIMS, islam just produces more extremists.
@Astrithor your a fucking idiot theres a number of things wrong with that comment bu the main one being "muslims blow themselves up every few days" really now? care to refer to the evidence you used to come to that conclusion also with refrence to christianity i think you need to address the question of the KKK
@Mattallica901 you obviously were too busy being offended and wanting to type an angry comment to notice that the general idea behind my comment was that islam produces more extremists than christianity. I never said, nor did i imply, that muslims blow themselves up every day, though you were stupid enough to misquote me on that. I simply said that christians dont blow themselves up every few days, unlike a lot of extremist factions from MANY religions. read the comment before u rage, troll.
@Mattallica901 okay...and? What, you think quoting an obviously sarcastic comment proves your point? Since you are apparently too slow to get it, i'll say it a third time, moron: IM TALKING ABOUT EXTREMISTS. The fact that there ARE extremists factions who make terrorism their number one priority, and the fact that Islam has the unfortunate distinction of having produced more extremists than most other religions. Two separate points, BOTH completely valid, you brainless rager.
@Astrithor Actually there are far more Christian related extremists, they just don't get referred being Catholic or anything because lots of people are. Either way they're both mental and should carry on blowing themselves up because at the end of the day thats one less idiot I have to care about... No wait, I don't care anyway 'ooohhhh'
@Loubatron now, see, YOU made a good point there! the extremists' numbers aside, i really think they can carry on getting rid of themselves because frankly, they do no good. good point, loubatron
this horrible no offence you guys will go to goddamn hell for discriminating this is why im not religious you people make me sick. gays should have kids if either of you two were to reproduce that would be a god damn sin
Hey everyone - this video is satire as are all the videos posted by Manka Bros. I have been trying to post a link to an ABC article about Manka Bros, the fictional "World's Largest Media Company," but youtube won't allow me to post the link. Google "Manka Bros." and find out for yourself. This is quite a hilarious piece of satire, so I think it's time for the Manka Bros. to receive more likes than dislikes.
@cocooliveeyes what the fuck is yuor problem? are you paying attention to the blasphemy theyre saying? how would you feel if i wrote a song that said the same shit, but against christians? youd be pissed wouldnt you?
Want to get to know Jesus, I mean REALLY get to know Jesus? See "The God Complex" by Pirromount Pictures. You can see the trailer and even the first eight minutes of the film here on youtube. Just type "God Complex HD" in the search window.
I understand your message, but get you own freaking music. Your using the music of pagan devil worshipers to get your point across. If you were on TV would Jesus still smash it?
3 - Sex is for marriage (Your baby, you want it) And when I say marriage (Your baby, you'll keep it) I don't mean the gay kind (Even though you can't afford it) You're gonna keep that child (Somebody'll adopt it) Get your Jesus on (Go head be Godly) Get your Jesus on (Go head be Godly) Get your Jesus on
Is this just a trolling account? and a trolling website? WTF is mankabros i cant find any information on it... must be a troll website
daitouzai 4 days ago
ew christianity isn't the only religion BYE
alexisntaso 4 days ago
holy crap! ( get it!? )
prometheusmotion 3 weeks ago
crazy bible-thumping baptists...
peacelolo1 4 weeks ago
I find this easy to wank to.
naughtycanuck 1 month ago 2
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naughtycanuck 1 month ago
OMG! this is so fancy!
TheMissMelle 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jpgordo
When I say marriage I don't mean the gay kind.
1992jsindee 1 month ago 2
Like how a related video is a "church fight".
1992jsindee 1 month ago
So these are the kids gay fathers?? This makes a lot of sense now!!!
1992jsindee 1 month ago
Alright, good if it IS satire, bad if they are seriously christian.
LoveLostInMyHead 1 month ago
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LoveLostInMyHead 1 month ago
I thought this was gonna be a take on that Chilli's sing. I want me Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback, Jesusback. Saviooor, saving the kids. Savior, saving the kids. *deep voice* Body of Christ.
tvsdavid316 1 month ago
lol
rebelgamer94 1 month ago
The guy on the right is like a sarcastic Flanders.
tristansparks7 1 month ago
@ 13sexyjesus21, they don't just make catholics look bad, they make all christians look bad. what a bunch of morons
JesusJustinFreak 1 month ago 2
I honestly hate these fucking people who really need to stop taking the teachings of Christ wrong. These are the kinds of people who make Catholics look bad.
13SexyJesus21 1 month ago
Poes law in E F F E C T.
ArkanumFour 1 month ago
NEVER MAKE "PARODIES" OUT OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES SONGS. THEY ARE WAAAAYYY TO GOOD FOR THIS CRAP! HORRIBLE!
xpureproductionsx1 1 month ago
I'm ashamed to be white
HogRoot 1 month ago
Are these supposed to be jokes or what?
Spunjo1221 1 month ago
This is why people become athiest..
glkr0cks 1 month ago 6
These people are freaks.
MrTROYisLegend 1 month ago
Please tell me they're kidding.
VGstoof 1 month ago
I genuinely have no idea if these guys are serious
Inquiable 1 month ago
hahahahahaha
FrancescaChiejina 1 month ago
I hope its fake, either that or they need help.
Wolv34ine 1 month ago
Oh it's all a joke..... I actually don't feel dumb because there are Christians out there like this,sadly enough.
ITSAFUCKINGCROCODILE 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I can't tell if this is fake or not.
CapitanHappypants 1 month ago
So this is what middle class white guys do in their free time.
ThisIsDjYigytugd 1 month ago 2
I thought his videos were legit, but this proved otherwise.
ultimatebman 1 month ago 3
This has got to be a joke
ChilinLykAVillan 1 month ago
This is a joke right?
rainbowhippoz 1 month ago
Is this real or they just make fun? With christians reaching unreal levels of stupidity I can't tell any more what's real and what's not.
fablan6 1 month ago 3
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MrVardARIS 1 month ago
TO BANISH ALL ABORRRTIIIONNSSS
jackass326 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jpgordo
I feel so much better knowing that they're just doing all of this for the lulz.
ThePandaGun 1 month ago 4
the last 15 seconds of this is so damn funny
fragileforce 1 month ago
Looks like a couple of deluded fucktards.
Fringization 1 month ago
and if your wife or daughter are raped you better not abort that baby. your views are skewed, and misled. i dont wish negative upon you, but i feel sorry for you.
TheSkepticSkwerl 1 month ago
This is freaking HILARIOUS!
hockeyplaya131 1 month ago
"don't mean the gay kind" your teaching your kids to hate. you sick fucks your no better than the
radical Islams. I feel so sorry for your kids.
nickzabuzanick 1 month ago
Stop hurting your children with this propaganda. its sick and scary.
nickzabuzanick 1 month ago
You guys said the A word! I'm telling your moms.
ValorHonor 1 month ago
You all know this is a joke, right?
rinanina101 1 month ago 3
atheism ftw
danceshimmyshake12 1 month ago
I still like satan
IMtheONEwhoLEFT 1 month ago
How will christianity solve homelessness?
MrKittyHugger 1 month ago
So these are the faggets that have been brainwashing those two innocent children
Juillardl 1 month ago
F*ck me. I'll join a church in a heartbeat if this is what they do. LOL
popaddict 1 month ago
@popaddict lol!
CleopatraMcVickar 1 month ago
Oh these are the assholes brainwashing the kids in the other videos? Screw religion.
dominatorN4 2 months ago
lol - look at them!
How can anyone believe these are for real?
It's too obvious for my humorous tastes - I prefer the two kids on the same site who sing "My Faith". They're hilarious and scarily believable.
jazzx251 5 months ago 29
@jazzx251 Because satire is lost on most. Most comedy amounts to "DERP I farted on you, arharhar!" Their website makes it painfully obvious that these videos are a joke. But most people aren't smart enough to do their own research, instead they would rather just assume the worst and be offended.
catethulhu 2 weeks ago
LOL, how can people not realize this is satire?
Fucking funny stuff.
jussts 6 months ago
No one understands satire anymore.
Kiithknight 6 months ago 70
@Kiithknight Yea, I don't think this is satire. After watching that Pagan Atheist video, well yea.
metznimbo29 1 month ago
@metznimbo29 That video is exactly why this one exists. So, it's satire. Enjoy it please.
KitsuneCecil 1 month ago
GET YOUR JESUS ON W TROLOOLOLOOLOL
TwlohaXLoveX 8 months ago
Trolling?
graffitijak 8 months ago
uhm you two ARE probably the definition of GAY marriage(:
eclair1234 8 months ago
LOLOLOL
insanepotato 9 months ago
tags: comedy, satire
Poe confirmed.
theconmann9 10 months ago
117 people don't want Janet Jackson's nipples to go awaaaaaaay...
HillChris1234 10 months ago
FACEPALM!! D:
videowatcher12349 10 months ago
"Make Janet Jackson's nipples go away???" This has to be a joke.
HillChris1234 10 months ago 3
Oh my Satan.
OrangeTealSky 11 months ago
I'm Catholic and you just piss me off.
candissekyla 11 months ago
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I now have decided to worship satan...
kozmo4eva 11 months ago
Haha this is awesome!
LambdaQuarks 11 months ago
YOU WANT AN ABORTION? NOW YOU CAN SAVE A TRIP TO THE CLINIC BY WATCHING THIS VIDEO! THAT STILLBORN CHILD WILL COME RIGHT OUTTA YOU!
googzeez 11 months ago
It's satire I think...
Calzified 11 months ago
The sad part is that they are serious. Which fortifies my views on their insanity. The sad part is that they brainwash their kids to do this themselves.
WastedTimeAndEffort 11 months ago
@WastedTimeAndEffort No, they aren't serious. It's a joke.
VocabWord 11 months ago
i can't believe this is not a joke
KunaiForce 11 months ago
@KunaiForce Look under the tags and all, it says "satire, comedy, etc" Are you fucking stupid?
craponnaruto 11 months ago
@craponnaruto like everyone reads the tags -.-
KunaiForce 11 months ago
@craponnaruto Even if it is a joke or attempt at comedy, it is ridiculous, insensitive and down right appalling.
blaqelegance 11 months ago
I think this is a joke, but in a way I don't want it to be
hitchy249 11 months ago 3
Genuin question here, if God forgives all your sins when you die and also jesus our 'saviour' died to repent our sins, surely by that logic everyone would go to heaven anyway? If not, does that mean that every time a baby dies in hospital or a toddler is murdered that they go to hell because they've never worshiped God? Seems kinda fucked up to me.
Loubatron 11 months ago
....is this a joke? it's really sad that i can't tell.
elligator21 11 months ago
JESUS: THE PLAQUE FIGHTING GOD!
ReactionVideoDotAvi 11 months ago
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I'll tell you who should have had an abortion...
CedricTheTenth 11 months ago
I realize that this is all just a joke, but those high notes still hurt my ears.
dexter111344 11 months ago
I lolz till I came
rowanthebest 11 months ago
everyone who doesn't get that this is trolling is fucking dumb
ROBOTNIK28 11 months ago
die
xxlostinmusic 11 months ago
God isn't real. It is a pleasure however, to see you wasting your life. You deserve it.
Mansuit69 11 months ago
@omfgzhax, sadly, they're being dead serious...
JasminePlaysGuitar 11 months ago
Christianity: Brainwashing at its finest!
bradenhappy 11 months ago
@bradenhappy oh, yeah, right, because this is how EVERY christian thinks. Thats why you have CHRISTIANS committing suicide bombings every few days, thats why CHRISTIANS are declaring war on on countries that dont adhere to their faith (the crusades aside). Look, these people in this video are misguided extremists. But even if they werent, the "brainwashing at its finest" religion would probably have to be islam. NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST MUSLIMS, islam just produces more extremists.
Astrithor 11 months ago
@Astrithor your a fucking idiot theres a number of things wrong with that comment bu the main one being "muslims blow themselves up every few days" really now? care to refer to the evidence you used to come to that conclusion also with refrence to christianity i think you need to address the question of the KKK
Mattallica901 11 months ago
@Mattallica901 you obviously were too busy being offended and wanting to type an angry comment to notice that the general idea behind my comment was that islam produces more extremists than christianity. I never said, nor did i imply, that muslims blow themselves up every day, though you were stupid enough to misquote me on that. I simply said that christians dont blow themselves up every few days, unlike a lot of extremist factions from MANY religions. read the comment before u rage, troll.
Astrithor 11 months ago
@Astrithor "Thats why you have CHRISTIANS committing suicide bombings every few days," ...............
Mattallica901 11 months ago
@Mattallica901 okay...and? What, you think quoting an obviously sarcastic comment proves your point? Since you are apparently too slow to get it, i'll say it a third time, moron: IM TALKING ABOUT EXTREMISTS. The fact that there ARE extremists factions who make terrorism their number one priority, and the fact that Islam has the unfortunate distinction of having produced more extremists than most other religions. Two separate points, BOTH completely valid, you brainless rager.
Astrithor 11 months ago
@Astrithor you commit suicide bombings every day dont turn this on me
Mattallica901 11 months ago
@Astrithor Actually there are far more Christian related extremists, they just don't get referred being Catholic or anything because lots of people are. Either way they're both mental and should carry on blowing themselves up because at the end of the day thats one less idiot I have to care about... No wait, I don't care anyway 'ooohhhh'
Loubatron 11 months ago
@Loubatron now, see, YOU made a good point there! the extremists' numbers aside, i really think they can carry on getting rid of themselves because frankly, they do no good. good point, loubatron
Astrithor 11 months ago
My gaydar is going crazy right now
molpot 11 months ago 57
Obvious troll is obvious.
deft1trickster 11 months ago
@deft1trickster ehhh, not quite. i dont think these guys are trolling, i think they seriously feel this way. look at the other vids on the channel
Astrithor 11 months ago
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"Sex is for marriage - and when I say marriage - I don't mean the gay kind."
rofl.
DokterVoodoo 11 months ago
"Sex is for marriage - and when I say marriage - I don't mean the gay kind."
DokterVoodoo 11 months ago
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I had a very hard time masturbating to this.
walyern 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I had a very hard time masturbating to this.
walyern 11 months ago
Even if it is fake it is still shameful.
ImmortalYawn 11 months ago
This cannot be serious...
organictherapy 11 months ago
666 hail satin
TheHowlingMan 11 months ago
@TheHowlingMan
i prefer silk..
hootieblowsmyfish 11 months ago
Fuck your god, your god of shit
redfield0009 11 months ago
THANKS GUYS YOU MADE ME THE CHRISTIAN NOW TOO
designbox 1 year ago
I just went Christian. Thanks, guys!
Aristes 1 year ago
im religious...but i think this goes WAY too far.......o-o
THeNewLeague 1 year ago
what the flying fuck is this......HAHAHAHA
AT0MICANITA 1 year ago
... and when i say marriage, i don't mean the gay kind. hahahahahahaha.
drewcat7 1 year ago
alli have to say is yu guys give humanity a bad name go to hell
Disturbedgurly1 1 year ago
this horrible no offence you guys will go to goddamn hell for discriminating this is why im not religious you people make me sick. gays should have kids if either of you two were to reproduce that would be a god damn sin
Joss123Smith 1 year ago
Hail Satan.
Stephalupagus 1 year ago
666!
morgan2993 1 year ago
You guys are making white people look bad.
HillChris1234 1 year ago 21
I'm Bringing science back.
tripleraven 1 year ago
there is no god lol
Wartooth6 1 year ago
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Hey everyone - this video is satire as are all the videos posted by Manka Bros. I have been trying to post a link to an ABC article about Manka Bros, the fictional "World's Largest Media Company," but youtube won't allow me to post the link. Google "Manka Bros." and find out for yourself. This is quite a hilarious piece of satire, so I think it's time for the Manka Bros. to receive more likes than dislikes.
beckyjane 1 year ago
jesus is a badass
L33Tspartan 1 year ago
ok, so jesus will KILL muslims... then get high, and eat everythin in their fridge... wow christianity SUCKS
razorthecurse 1 year ago
@razorthecurse what the F is ur problem!!!????
cocooliveeyes 1 year ago
@cocooliveeyes what the fuck is yuor problem? are you paying attention to the blasphemy theyre saying? how would you feel if i wrote a song that said the same shit, but against christians? youd be pissed wouldnt you?
razorthecurse 1 year ago
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im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
jrentz123 1 year ago
im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
so suck on that
jrentz123 1 year ago
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im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
so suck on that
jrentz123 1 year ago
im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
so suck on that your ffuucckking fat
jrentz123 1 year ago
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im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
so suck on that biittcchh's lol your song suck you gay man
jrentz123 1 year ago
im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
so suck on that bitch's lol your song suck you gay fag's
jrentz123 1 year ago
im bringing satan back… and god your gonna lick his crack … or then might suck his pack… or you will be smoking crack….and i know that thats a fact
so suck on that bitch's lol your song suck you gay fag's
jrentz123 1 year ago
Did anyone notice that when the guy on the right laughs his face doesn't change at all...... He is a WITCH
XismM 1 year ago 2
...Please... PLEASE be trolling...
kyui13 1 year ago 3
please tell me this is a joke...do Christians actually listen to this? They need to be aborted!
dustinssimpson 1 year ago 3
He said ass... on a christian bop pop shitty CD?
itsqueenmab 1 year ago 3
I'm an atheist, and I loved this.
link42792 1 year ago 3
Please remember every time you allow your homophobia to show, the more non homophobes think you are projecting.
chyrd 1 year ago
"When I mean marriage, I don't mean the gay kind"
You guys can't be serious. Really?
ZyklonKeller 1 year ago 2
I can't tell if trolling or serious
omfgzhax 1 year ago 145
@omfgzhax the sad thing is they're serious..
metaZen 11 months ago
@omfgzhax goto their website, i wish they were trolling
NodNarb185 6 months ago
Want to get to know Jesus, I mean REALLY get to know Jesus? See "The God Complex" by Pirromount Pictures. You can see the trailer and even the first eight minutes of the film here on youtube. Just type "God Complex HD" in the search window.
fallenone202 2 years ago
Jesus is as real as Paris Hilton's talent. Which is fake.
vertex108 2 years ago 2
jesus isn't even real dumb ass
i bet you two are gay lovers that like reach arounds
XXBloodLust47XX 3 years ago
So this is a piss take on Christianity? Right?
Pretty funny! I thought you guys were serious for a minute but you gave it away at the end!
JosephNorris 4 years ago
The sad part is... this was made by Christians. They are reall y this crazy. If you don't believe me check out his other vids
supergeniusman1 3 years ago
well I was a christian but now i think i am gonna have to worship satan..
Gunkstergoo 4 years ago 110
@Gunkstergoo wow f u! u were christian!??? bs!!!!!!!!!! ur jjust gunna burn in hell!
cocooliveeyes 1 year ago
this is absolutely hilarious!!!
jerisdoncjesuis 4 years ago
I understand your message, but get you own freaking music. Your using the music of pagan devil worshipers to get your point across. If you were on TV would Jesus still smash it?
EmeraldAisle 4 years ago
Justin's a pagan devil worshipper? News to me.
Joseebus 3 years ago
Oh man, did I make that comment!?? I'm sorry, I actually like this. lol, sorry. We're huge fans of JT. . .what was I thinking?!? Sorry, lol
EmeraldAisle 3 years ago
csjwriter 4 years ago
2 - And banish all abortion
Come here girl
(Your baby, you want it)
Away from the clinic
(Your baby, you'll keep it)
Devil gonna gitcha
(Even though you can't afford it)
Lemme show you pictures
(Somebody'll adopt it)
csjwriter 4 years ago
1 - I'm bringing Jesus back
He'll kick your ass and then He'll have a snack
Islamic radicals He's gonna whack
He'll tackle homelessness and dental plaque
Then clean out your fridge
Filthy knaves
He'll smash your TV cuz it's so depraved
Make Janet Jackson's nipples go away
Slap Darva Conger and her fiance
csjwriter 4 years ago